FabSwingers.com forum: The person above, a matter of life and death...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bit of serious sounding thread, but it's just meant for a little fun and intrigue.

Picture some sort of life and death scenario, like being trapped in a burning building (Towering Inferno style) with a stranger - namely, the person above (well, assuming you don't know them)

What would your gut feeling be - could you trust each other and work together to get out alive, would you split up and go your separate ways, or would the whole thing be a complete disaster and you'd both be screwed by your mutual dislike of one another?

You can be serious or humorous...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cock would glow like a beacon and lead us safely right out of there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Split up. Mainly because the lift won't work and scarlet can use the stairs

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Split up. Mainly because the lift won't work and scarlet can use the stairs

I would try to get all naughty in the lift

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a nurse I could never fend for myself and just leave another person in a dangerous situation

So I'd help you buddy even if it did mean risking my own life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Split up. Mainly because the lift won't work and scarlet can use the stairs

I would try to get all naughty in the lift

MrsSB

You'll kill us both, woman!! Mind you, could think of worse deaths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Split up. Mainly because the lift won't work and scarlet can use the stairs

I'd just chuck you over my shoulder, and go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Split up. Mainly because the lift won't work and scarlet can use the stairs

I would try to get all naughty in the lift

MrsSB

You'll kill us both, woman!! Mind you, could think of worse deaths

I'd let you sit on my legs and we'd slide down the stairs cos I'm a lazy bitch.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Split up. Mainly because the lift won't work and scarlet can use the stairs

I would try to get all naughty in the lift

MrsSB

You'll kill us both, woman!! Mind you, could think of worse deaths

I'd let you sit on my legs and we'd slide down the stairs cos I'm a lazy bitch.

I'd stick with Scarlet. She's switched on and I am solution focused and good at lateral thinking so between us we'd work out how to get the fuck out of there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to say id be the perfect gentleman a d make sure everyone else was ok but i have a feeling id be outta there quicker than a whippet with a bum full of dynamite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Split up. Mainly because the lift won't work and scarlet can use the stairs

I would try to get all naughty in the lift

MrsSB

You'll kill us both, woman!! Mind you, could think of worse deaths

I'd let you sit on my legs and we'd slide down the stairs cos I'm a lazy bitch.

And I'd snog you for saving me. Whether you wanted it or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Split up. Mainly because the lift won't work and scarlet can use the stairs

I would try to get all naughty in the lift

MrsSB

You'll kill us both, woman!! Mind you, could think of worse deaths

I'd let you sit on my legs and we'd slide down the stairs cos I'm a lazy bitch.

And I'd snog you for saving me. Whether you wanted it or not

Hang on I just have to hide these matches...

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Split up. Mainly because the lift won't work and scarlet can use the stairs

I would try to get all naughty in the lift

MrsSB

You'll kill us both, woman!! Mind you, could think of worse deaths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Split up. Mainly because the lift won't work and scarlet can use the stairs

I would try to get all naughty in the lift

MrsSB

You'll kill us both, woman!! Mind you, could think of worse deaths

I'd let you sit on my legs and we'd slide down the stairs cos I'm a lazy bitch.

And I'd snog you for saving me. Whether you wanted it or not

Never leave a man or woman behind, and I have an excellent firemans lift, if you wanted to reward me with a peck in the cheek, I'd let you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Split up. Mainly because the lift won't work and scarlet can use the stairs

I would try to get all naughty in the lift

MrsSB

You'll kill us both, woman!! Mind you, could think of worse deaths

I'd let you sit on my legs and we'd slide down the stairs cos I'm a lazy bitch.

And I'd snog you for saving me. Whether you wanted it or not

Never leave a man or woman behind, and I have an excellent firemans lift, if you wanted to reward me with a peck in the cheek, I'd let you.

You know I'd give you more than that

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Pretty sure our minds could come up with some sort of plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Split up. Mainly because the lift won't work and scarlet can use the stairs

I would try to get all naughty in the lift

MrsSB

You'll kill us both, woman!! Mind you, could think of worse deaths

I'd let you sit on my legs and we'd slide down the stairs cos I'm a lazy bitch.

And I'd snog you for saving me. Whether you wanted it or not

Never leave a man or woman behind, and I have an excellent firemans lift, if you wanted to reward me with a peck in the cheek, I'd let you.

You know I'd give you more than that

I'm a master of understatement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Split up. Mainly because the lift won't work and scarlet can use the stairs

I would try to get all naughty in the lift

MrsSB

You'll kill us both, woman!! Mind you, could think of worse deaths

I'd let you sit on my legs and we'd slide down the stairs cos I'm a lazy bitch.

And I'd snog you for saving me. Whether you wanted it or not

Never leave a man or woman behind, and I have an excellent firemans lift, if you wanted to reward me with a peck in the cheek, I'd let you.

You know I'd give you more than that

I'm a master of understatement.

He looks like a sturdy and dependable team player to me, I reckon we'd both be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would try my best to save him or die trying that goes for anyone I have that kind of instinct I would save my worst enemy even.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I would try my best to save him or die trying that goes for anyone I have that kind of instinct I would save my worst enemy even."

Looks like a big strong guy. He would carry me to safety

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I would try my best to save him or die trying that goes for anyone I have that kind of instinct I would save my worst enemy even.

Looks like a big strong guy. He would carry me to safety

We would look out for each other, using our brains we'd find some strong blokes to sort everything out, then have a shag party

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

id work with her, but if shes wearing heels i will yell for her to take them off, if she needs to run xx

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Look for a phone booth to change into my superman outfit..... oh wait they dont have phone booths anymore

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Look for a phone booth to change into my superman outfit..... oh wait they dont have phone booths anymore"

He's got a tash like 'Our Man Flint' I know he's going to save me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look for a phone booth to change into my superman outfit..... oh wait they dont have phone booths anymore

He's got a tash like 'Our Man Flint' I know he's going to save me!

She's another horse girl, fuck it, if we aren't scared of yelling at a half ton animal, we're not scared of anything. Plus we have great thighs

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Look for a phone booth to change into my superman outfit..... oh wait they dont have phone booths anymore

He's got a tash like 'Our Man Flint' I know he's going to save me!

She's another horse girl, fuck it, if we aren't scared of yelling at a half ton animal, we're not scared of anything. Plus we have great thighs

Lady Tiss yes another equestrian, nothing could stand in our way world your toast

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

We'd be caught in a shipwreck but would float to safety on her ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look for a phone booth to change into my superman outfit..... oh wait they dont have phone booths anymore

He's got a tash like 'Our Man Flint' I know he's going to save me!

She's another horse girl, fuck it, if we aren't scared of yelling at a half ton animal, we're not scared of anything. Plus we have great thighs

Lady Tiss yes another equestrian, nothing could stand in our way world your toast

Bring it fucking on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look for a phone booth to change into my superman outfit..... oh wait they dont have phone booths anymore

He's got a tash like 'Our Man Flint' I know he's going to save me!

She's another horse girl, fuck it, if we aren't scared of yelling at a half ton animal, we're not scared of anything. Plus we have great thighs

Lady Tiss yes another equestrian, nothing could stand in our way world your toast

Bring it fucking on!

i think us two would would just get on with it put our heads together and go with

collapse later over a cuppa and say gawd that was bluddy close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clem and I , talk music and have a BBQ

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Clem and I , talk music and have a BBQ

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i wouldnt leave the scene until this guy was ok, thats for sure and his pooch x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Tie a note around pooches collar send him for help as we try to get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clem and I , talk music and have a BBQ

I'll bring my banjo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clem and I , talk music and have a BBQ

I'll bring my banjo."

il play the organ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just way too fabulous to die in any disaster

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

I'd ask if she wanted to go out shagging ...we might not make it ...better to go out in a blaze of glory xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks fit and strong, I reckon we might be alright.

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