FabSwingers.com forum: Mr N'a totally random musings

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having not long delivered Mrs N to the railway station for a visit to the in-laws (I've earned enough son-in-law brownie points to have a reprieve)

In between copious amounts of sporting action to keep abreast of, housework, and power naps. Post your random...interesting stories, facts, thoughts, or anything else you want to get off your chest.

I'll start naturally.

I once had a kick about with Forest and England legend Stuart Pearce.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obviously the title should have read 'Mr N's'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs 'N' hasn't left you enough jobs to keep you from musing in here ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Having not long delivered Mrs N to the railway station for a visit to the in-laws (I've earned enough son-in-law brownie points to have a reprieve)

In between copious amounts of sporting action to keep abreast of, housework, and power naps. Post your random...interesting stories, facts, thoughts, or anything else you want to get off your chest.

I'll start naturally.

I once had a kick about with F****t and England legend Stuart Pearce."

Brian Clough's missus was one of my Kleeneze customers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrs 'N' hasn't left you enough jobs to keep you from musing in here ?

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I'm far too housetrained to need to have too many chores left. They're done throughout the week to leave us with relaxing weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having not long delivered Mrs N to the railway station for a visit to the in-laws (I've earned enough son-in-law brownie points to have a reprieve)

In between copious amounts of sporting action to keep abreast of, housework, and power naps. Post your random...interesting stories, facts, thoughts, or anything else you want to get off your chest.

I'll start naturally.

I once had a kick about with F****t and England legend Stuart Pearce.

Brian Clough's missus was one of my Kleeneze customers

in keeping with the football theme, I used to go carol singing at David Davies's house (former executive director of the FA)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having not long delivered Mrs N to the railway station for a visit to the in-laws (I've earned enough son-in-law brownie points to have a reprieve)

In between copious amounts of sporting action to keep abreast of, housework, and power naps. Post your random...interesting stories, facts, thoughts, or anything else you want to get off your chest.

and I used to live around the corner from Stuart Pearson

I'll start naturally.

I once had a kick about with F****t and England legend Stuart Pearce.

Brian Clough's missus was one of my Kleeneze customers

in keeping with the football theme, I used to go carol singing at David Davies's house (former executive director of the FA)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having not long delivered Mrs N to the railway station for a visit to the in-laws (I've earned enough son-in-law brownie points to have a reprieve)

In between copious amounts of sporting action to keep abreast of, housework, and power naps. Post your random...interesting stories, facts, thoughts, or anything else you want to get off your chest.

I'll start naturally.

I once had a kick about with F****t and England legend Stuart Pearce.

Brian Clough's missus was one of my Kleeneze customers

in keeping with the football theme, I used to go carol singing at David Davies's house (former executive director of the FA)"

Outstandingly random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having not long delivered Mrs N to the railway station for a visit to the in-laws (I've earned enough son-in-law brownie points to have a reprieve)

In between copious amounts of sporting action to keep abreast of, housework, and power naps. Post your random...interesting stories, facts, thoughts, or anything else you want to get off your chest.

I'll start naturally.

I once had a kick about with F****t and England legend Stuart Pearce.

Brian Clough's missus was one of my Kleeneze customers

in keeping with the football theme, I used to go carol singing at David Davies's house (former executive director of the FA)

Outstandingly random

I also used to live round the corner from Stuart Pearson...when he played for Man United

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've slept with someone who's slept with Princess Charlene of Monaco... long before she married into the royal family of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've slept with someone who's slept with Princess Charlene of Monaco... long before she married into the royal family of course!"

Brilliant. 10/10 for random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've slept with someone who's slept with Princess Charlene of Monaco... long before she married into the royal family of course!

Brilliant. 10/10 for random "

I also served food to members of the Dire Straits on my first shift at my previous job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ve played cricket with quite a few test cricketers including Graeme Hick,Mushtaq Muhammed and Greg Matthews

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over a year ago

"I ve played cricket with quite a few test cricketers including Graeme Hick,Mushtaq Muhammed and Greg Matthews"

As a cricket fan, I love this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have danced with Kate Bush.

damn she is short, lolz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I delivered some documents as a courier to Rowan Atkinson's house.

Named person too sign, he comes from his pool robe open and bathing shorts.

Can confirm by the bulge a very well endowed man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ve played cricket with quite a few test cricketers including Graeme Hick,Mushtaq Muhammed and Greg Matthews

As a cricket fan, I love this one"
Did think no one would know who I was talking about lol also Dean Headley,Greg Thomas,Stuart Lampitt,Steve McEwan and a young Ian Bell

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"I ve played cricket with quite a few test cricketers including Graeme Hick,Mushtaq Muhammed and Greg Matthews

As a cricket fan, I love this oneDid think no one would know who I was talking about lol also Dean Headley,Greg Thomas,Stuart Lampitt,Steve McEwan and a young Ian Bell"

Must have been brilliant to watch Graeme Hick bat? Unless you were bowling at him

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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ve played cricket with quite a few test cricketers including Graeme Hick,Mushtaq Muhammed and Greg Matthews

As a cricket fan, I love this oneDid think no one would know who I was talking about lol also Dean Headley,Greg Thomas,Stuart Lampitt,Steve McEwan and a young Ian Bell

Must have been brilliant to watch Graeme Hick bat? Unless you were bowling at him

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He played for Kidderminster when he first arrived from Zimbabwe I played for Old Hill and he was going to Worcestershire and I hoped to but after bowling at him my dreams were over lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I ve played cricket with quite a few test cricketers including Graeme Hick,Mushtaq Muhammed and Greg Matthews

As a cricket fan, I love this oneDid think no one would know who I was talking about lol also Dean Headley,Greg Thomas,Stuart Lampitt,Steve McEwan and a young Ian Bell

Must have been brilliant to watch Graeme Hick bat? Unless you were bowling at him

He played for Kidderminster when he first arrived from Zimbabwe I played for Old Hill and he was going to Worcestershire and I hoped to but after bowling at him my dreams were over lol"

The fella was a bit useful with the bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been d*unk under the table out of the pub and into a different country on a ight out with Brian Blessed

What a top whole chap and all round splendid chap who can talk jolly hoey with the best ans drink like his feet were those of a hollow elephant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching crimewatch UK one evening when they show mug shots of the countries most wanted criminals. I instantly recognised one of them as he had asked me to give him a lift to work the previous morning. He had broken his bail in Poland where he was waiting to go on trial for sex offences.

I called the number, told them where he was and he was arrested later that day.

Busted!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have been d*unk under the table out of the pub and into a different country on a ight out with Brian Blessed

What a top whole chap and all round splendid chap who can talk jolly hoey with the best ans drink like his feet were those of a hollow elephant

Did he manage to out drink the pooch?

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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have been d*unk under the table out of the pub and into a different country on a ight out with Brian Blessed

What a top whole chap and all round splendid chap who can talk jolly hoey with the best ans drink like his feet were those of a hollow elephant

Did he manage to out drink the pooch?"

Nobody can he can handle hard liquor like a wino locked in an off licence

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