FabSwingers.com forum: The penis alphabet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just to show I'm not a one note guy, lets try a variation on the old alphabet game.

We'll go through the A B C as usual, but each letter has to be a word you could call a penis - I don't know how far this will get, so try and be creative on some of the trickier letters

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Boner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Cock

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephant trunk

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Fuck missile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goo expeller!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Horn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Impressive

...well, mine is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Junk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jizz dispenser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King dong!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Manhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mutton dagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ninja sword!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Organ

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Orgasm stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis - easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puny

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By *uvtogiveoralMan
over a year ago

hyde

Percy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/08/16 12:03:01]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

queens tool

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Qucumber

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Quidditch broom?

It's magical, sit on it and feel like you're flying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ramrod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shlong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talkywhacker (I always wanted to use that in a conversation)

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

[Removed by poster at 27/08/16 12:08:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Todger

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Undercarriage

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Todger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X-tra small...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"X-tra small...

You missed a few...

VWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina filler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talkywhacker (I always wanted to use that in a conversation) "
do you mean tallywhacker lol..

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By *ouisa42Woman
over a year ago

Nr Ely

Womb wrecker.... Size dependant obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talkywhacker (I always wanted to use that in a conversation) do you mean tallywhacker lol.."

Yeah, that as well

Fcukin autocarrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talkywhacker (I always wanted to use that in a conversation) do you mean tallywhacker lol..

Yeah, that as well

Fcukin autocarrot

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lol. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever comes up with an 'X' word will be my eternal hero

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By *layboi69Man
over a year ago

alfreton

"Whoever comes up with an 'X' word will be my eternal hero"
xtra enjoyable

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By *ouisa42Woman
over a year ago

Nr Ely

Xenodochial stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever comes up with an 'X' word will be my eternal hero"

Xcalibur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever comes up with an 'X' word will be my eternal hero xtra enjoyable

That doesn't count. That's a description of a penis now another name for one.

No hero status given for that one

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Xrated fun stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whoever comes up with an 'X' word will be my eternal hero

Xcalibur

I like that one, but it sounds more like something from a sci fi rather than a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xerox fodder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever comes up with an 'X' word will be my eternal hero

Xcalibur

I like that one, but it sounds more like something from a sci fi rather than a penis

Some sort of joke about aiming for the skies and achieving lift off.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Xenophon - a classic cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xtremely satisfying

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to add to L lightsaber

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Zebras dick

(A variation on donkey dick or hung like an horse)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Xenophon - a classic cock.

Haha, I like that.

Because I'm sad enough to have a quick scan in a dictionary, it's got to be "xinjiang uygur autonomous region". As in, "she couldn't wait to get her hands on my xinjiang uygur autonomous region."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zebras dick

(A variation on donkey dick or hung like an horse) "

But stripey.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Zebadee bounces around

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Zebras dick

(A variation on donkey dick or hung like an horse)

But stripey. "

You can get stripes condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck missile"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zebras dick

(A variation on donkey dick or hung like an horse)

But stripey.

You can get stripes condoms "

It's nice to dress up sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zebras dick

(A variation on donkey dick or hung like an horse)

But stripey.

You can get stripes condoms

It's nice to dress up sometimes. "

Do you have to earn your stripes first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zebras dick

(A variation on donkey dick or hung like an horse)

But stripey.

You can get stripes condoms

It's nice to dress up sometimes.

Do you have to earn your stripes first?"

This can also be done by putting your cock under the grill*

*don't actually do this - EVER

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Zebras dick

(A variation on donkey dick or hung like an horse)

But stripey.

You can get stripes condoms

It's nice to dress up sometimes.

Do you have to earn your stripes first?

This can also be done by putting your cock under the grill*

*don't actually do this - EVER"

Compo rise at getting your cock tattooed or just colour it in with a marker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zebras dick

(A variation on donkey dick or hung like an horse)

But stripey.

You can get stripes condoms

It's nice to dress up sometimes.

Do you have to earn your stripes first?

This can also be done by putting your cock under the grill*

*don't actually do this - EVER"

Too late!

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