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You are in a elevator trapped with the above person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you talk about or do you just stay quite?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been trapped in a lift

Just sat quietly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try some cheesy chat up, the elevator might fall. Could be your final hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been trapped in a lift

Just sat quietly "

Ask if you can make a love potion for me to use lol xx

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By *he Hobbit And MeCouple
over a year ago

southampton

Actions speak louder than words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's get to it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's get to it then "

I'll just talk. See where the conversation leads to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's get to it then

I'll just talk. See where the conversation leads to "

Well it's warm so feel free to strip off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you talk about or do you just stay quite?."

Is it a normal lift or a paternoster lift?

I'm guessing it's a normal one, hard to get trapped in a paternoster lift......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like he's going to do some Bruce lee shit on me

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"What do you talk about or do you just stay quite?.

Is it a normal lift or a paternoster lift?

I'm guessing it's a normal one, hard to get trapped in a paternoster lift......"

By far the best quote I've seen on a forum thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you talk about or do you just stay quite?.

Is it a normal lift or a paternoster lift?

I'm guessing it's a normal one, hard to get trapped in a paternoster lift......

By far the best quote I've seen on a forum thread. "

I thank you.

Love paternoster lifts, proper fun. The kid in me comes out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fight to the death!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick fight then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you talk about or do you just stay quite?.

Is it a normal lift or a paternoster lift?

I'm guessing it's a normal one, hard to get trapped in a paternoster lift......"

How is the lift maintenance industry these days? I've heard it's had it's up's and down's..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you talk about or do you just stay quite?."

I'd just inform them that I need a poo.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"What do you talk about or do you just stay quite?.

I'd just inform them that I need a poo. "

Please don't poo in the lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you talk about or do you just stay quite?.

Is it a normal lift or a paternoster lift?

I'm guessing it's a normal one, hard to get trapped in a paternoster lift......

How is the lift maintenance industry these days? I've heard it's had it's up's and down's.. "

The ups and downs tend to average themselves out.

My uncle is an undertaker, now that's a dieing occupation.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you talk about or do you just stay quite?.

Is it a normal lift or a paternoster lift?

I'm guessing it's a normal one, hard to get trapped in a paternoster lift......

How is the lift maintenance industry these days? I've heard it's had it's up's and down's..

The ups and downs tend to average themselves out.

My uncle is an undertaker, now that's a dieing occupation....."

It's difficult to say what my wife does for a living. .. she sells sea shells on the seashore.

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Tell them the last person you were stuck in a lift with, left in a body bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you talk about or do you just stay quite?.

Is it a normal lift or a paternoster lift?

I'm guessing it's a normal one, hard to get trapped in a paternoster lift......

How is the lift maintenance industry these days? I've heard it's had it's up's and down's..

The ups and downs tend to average themselves out.

My uncle is an undertaker, now that's a dieing occupation.....

It's difficult to say what my wife does for a living. .. she sells sea shells on the seashore. "

My wife doesn't understand me.

She's Albanian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a game of rock papar scissors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a game of rock papar scissors? "

Ffs paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a game of rock papar scissors?

Ffs paper "

I'll bring pencils then we can colour in as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spy with my little eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a shag?"

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you just fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you just fart?"

Sorry im nervous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you just fart?

Sorry im nervous "

Would try and calm your nerves ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the time of day x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Pass the time of day x"

Horses....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass the time of day x"

I would use a paper clip, my belt buckle and some chewing gum to improvise the tools needed to escape the trap, rescue us both, then muttered under my breath and kicked myself, as she walks away saying "thanks, but we could have stayed in then and had sex"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass the time of day x

Horses.... "

Shoot the breeze about hands, I've never understood the hand as a measuring device!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass the time of day x

Horses....

Shoot the breeze about hands, I've never understood the hand as a measuring device! "

Mr Polarbear may I have a hug?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Pass the time of day x

Horses....

Shoot the breeze about hands, I've never understood the hand as a measuring device! "

Haha, I'll give you a practical demonstration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass the time of day x

Horses....

Shoot the breeze about hands, I've never understood the hand as a measuring device!

"

quite simple and obvious really, 3 hands = 1 foot

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


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quite simple and obvious really, 3 hands = 1 foot "

Ask him to press for assistance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

quite simple and obvious really, 3 hands = 1 foot

Ask him to press for assistance. "

Press it yer self, I am depressed cos I didn't shag Testarossa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass the time of day x

Horses....

Shoot the breeze about hands, I've never understood the hand as a measuring device!

Haha, I'll give you a practical demonstration "

Oh Frisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass the time of day x

Horses....

Shoot the breeze about hands, I've never understood the hand as a measuring device!

Haha, I'll give you a practical demonstration

Oh Frisky "

He'd be doomed being trapped with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass the time of day x

Horses....

Shoot the breeze about hands, I've never understood the hand as a measuring device!

Haha, I'll give you a practical demonstration

Oh Frisky

He'd be doomed being trapped with me "

I don't think we'd be talking exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass the time of day x

Horses....

Shoot the breeze about hands, I've never understood the hand as a measuring device!

Haha, I'll give you a practical demonstration

Oh Frisky

He'd be doomed being trapped with me

I don't think we'd be talking exactly "

We could just hold each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass the time of day x

Horses....

Shoot the breeze about hands, I've never understood the hand as a measuring device!

Haha, I'll give you a practical demonstration

Oh Frisky

He'd be doomed being trapped with me

I don't think we'd be talking exactly "

I might quickly introduce myself but that's the only talking I'd be doing for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass the time of day x

Horses....

Shoot the breeze about hands, I've never understood the hand as a measuring device!

Haha, I'll give you a practical demonstration

Oh Frisky

He'd be doomed being trapped with me

I don't think we'd be talking exactly

We could just hold each other. "

Cuddles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass the time of day x

Horses....

Shoot the breeze about hands, I've never understood the hand as a measuring device!

Haha, I'll give you a practical demonstration

Oh Frisky

He'd be doomed being trapped with me

I don't think we'd be talking exactly

We could just hold each other.

Cuddles!"

I'm sure we could do much more than talk Mrs SnT

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm pretty sure we'd find a topic of conversation and maybe more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Im sure we would find things to talk about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But its rude to talk with my mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask him if his phone works because undoubtedly mine would be dead! As always lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May as well go out smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd ask him if his phone works because undoubtedly mine would be dead! As always lol x"

I'd be praying its council workmen coming to fix it and it was red hot inside....soon would be

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