FabSwingers.com forum: Coffee snobbery

By *G Lana OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Yes I am guilty of this.

I'm currently hooked on a Brazillian blend prepared in an Areopress and then served with tiger nut milk. It is a deliciously rounded, smooth morning coffee.

Later in the day I will switch to cold extracted coffee served over ice.

How do the rest of you coffee addicts take yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate I like cheap shit in a polystyrene cup..fuck this £4 a brew bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I am guilty of this.

I'm currently hooked on a Brazillian blend prepared in an Areopress and then served with tiger nut milk. It is a deliciously rounded, smooth morning coffee.

Later in the day I will switch to cold extracted coffee served over ice.

How do the rest of you coffee addicts take yours?"

Mines a nice strong sweet tea.. I may stretch to a vanilla latte at a push

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry if I've fucked this post up..I'm a bouncer not a barista

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a dolche gusto machine and although the latte are a bit pants the espresso topped up with hot milk hit the spot perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I have Cafetierre at home. I love buying different blends. I currently have some stuff from Kenya. It's lovely

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By *G Lana OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

"Sorry if I've fucked this post up..I'm a bouncer not a barista

NP - I know many people find my approach to coffee too serious.

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By *ornylady71Woman
over a year ago

near Bury

Sorry I dont drink coffee,

I'm a tea drinker, green tea & fruit tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a semi coffee snob, tried some of the expensive blends they didn't really do anything for me, but my preferred choice is a Italian roast made in a stove top double boiler or in a cafetière.

I don't like any of these dolce gusto type things but Paul does.

I never used to drink instant but I quite enjoy Azera as a instant coffee so that is my mainstay now and means I can have coffee at work without the faff

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Currently on a nice decaf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love douwe egberts only coffee i will drink now

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Gold Blend for me right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a dolche gusto machine and although the latte are a bit pants the espresso topped up with hot milk hit the spot perfectly

Had a double take with your post, thought you had a douche gusto....will be goibg to specsavers

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I drink (begrudgingly) Nescafe Azerra at work. I do have a small cafetiere at work too for the days when I'm working with a non drinker so I'm responsible for my own fixes.

At home I have a cafetiere. Currently using an organic Kenyan blend with chocolate and fruity tastes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I've just remembered ..i like a illy if I'm getting a quality brew.. cappuccino with sprinkles... I worked somewhere that had a all singing dancing illy machine so they were F.o. C and quite nice

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Just give me a nice strong cup of Nescafé original in a morning and I'm all yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just give me a nice strong cup of Nescafé original in a morning and I'm all yours

x"
I can provide beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tim Hortons from Canada.

(We) also have a rather nice one that Superman brought back from Kenya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At home I like a double espresso topped with a little steamed milk. Kind of like an espressoccino

But out and about I just like nice coffee and there's plenty of nice instant coffees available now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry if I've fucked this post up..I'm a bouncer not a barista

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink it.

But I buy in Dowe Egberts for guests x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm out and about its normally an Americano and if I'm feeling a bit naughty a dash of hazlenut syrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double espresso, or a macchiato.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I'm out and about its normally an Americano and if I'm feeling a bit naughty a dash of hazlenut syrup

How naughty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I'm out and about its normally an Americano and if I'm feeling a bit naughty a dash of hazlenut syrup

How naughty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhh it's comming back to me.. cappuccino with a shot if vanilla..fuckin' epic

Just gimme a bacon butty too hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the Azera expresso very smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't drink it.

But I buy in Dowe Egberts for guests x"

Hell, can I be your friend, normally I get given Tesco cheapest or even the dreaded Mellow Bird from non-coffee drinkers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only drink tea,I think that trumps coffee drinkers for snobbery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore my coffee.....

Like an Italian roast and often order different coffees from around the world..... They are like wines to me.....

An expresso in the morning, a touch of set honey and I like different honeys and then coconut oil ... Just a little .... Rich dark sweet coffee....

Purrrrrfect

Mwah

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By *ustthe2ofusXXXCouple
over a year ago

coventry

"Mate I like cheap shit in a polystyrene cup..fuck this £4 a brew bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't drink it.

But I buy in Dowe Egberts for guests x

Hell, can I be your friend, normally I get given Tesco cheapest or even the dreaded Mellow Bird from non-coffee drinkers.

Blast from the past

My Mum drank Mellow Birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local Starbucks is full of teenagers after school's out. At over £3 each, how can this be? It must surely be the daftest habit to get into..

Me, Azzera Intenso, so good! At the weekend I use a cafetiere, with a fair trade blend.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'm not a coffee snob, but do have standards.

I also have a filter coffee machine, a cafetiere, a coffee mill to grind my own beans, two aero latte electric whisks, a cocoa sprinkler, and several bottles of flavoured syrup.

Instant coffee has to be Kenco, at least, or douwe egberts when it's on offer. Something smooth and rich.

Life's too short to drink liquid sandpaper.

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"Yeah I have Cafetierre at home. I love buying different blends. I currently have some stuff from Kenya. It's lovely "

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By *kissors1971Man
over a year ago

GREAT YARMOUTH

Eggnog latte, mmmm

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By *ouisa42Woman
over a year ago

Nr Ely

All about tassimo Costa, within arms reach of bed, perfect for lazy Sunday mornings!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No snob here.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I'm happy with a strong cup of gold blend , I love coffee , but I'm not into paying a fortune for it

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Just give me a nice strong cup of Nescafé original in a morning and I'm all yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I am guilty of this.

I'm currently hooked on a Brazillian blend prepared in an Areopress and then served with tiger nut milk. It is a deliciously rounded, smooth morning coffee.

Later in the day I will switch to cold extracted coffee served over ice.

How do the rest of you coffee addicts take yours?"

Tiger nut milk? Is that tiger sperm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nespresso

For filter coffee I like French blends.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Vietnamese coffee is the best in the world. So very tasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on the coffee.....

......because he drank it before it was cool

I'm here all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on the coffee.....

......because he drank it before it was cool

I'm here all night

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love pact coffee, and anyone local to Oxford needs to get down to the missing bean. I love a latte, freshly brewed in a cafetiere, no sugar, fresh milk. Delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it ain't been through a fruit bat's intestines, it isn't passing my lips

(Perhaps a Carte Noire first thing in the morning)

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

Intavenously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont drink coffee. Instant headache.

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By *lowjoMan
over a year ago

horny

While at home I like french vanilla. When I'm out for breakfast I drink it black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get fresh coffee delivered every week so yes, I'm a bit of a snob about it but its so much nicer than the so called fresh stuff in the supermarkets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ldls Colombian coffee is amazing! Instant or ground

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Sorry if I've fucked this post up..I'm a bouncer not a barista

You look like a pair of bouncers.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I only drink coffee socially. For instant I use Carte Noire.

For filter I've always liked the Taylors of Harrogate coffees. Though currently I have Costa as someone bought it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it ain't been through a fruit bat's intestines, it isn't passing my lips

(Perhaps a Carte Noire first thing in the morning)

Is it not a kind of South American jungle cat you're thinking of that shits out the kopi luwak(I think?) coffee beans.Think the cat's called a civet?

Last time I mentioned this here I was called a liar!

Apparently skint plebs like me can't have reasonably well off mates that get some expensive coffees as gifts lol

Another one was blue moon if memory serves? That was from Jamaica,but not nearly as pricey as the cat shit coffee!

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By *G Lana OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

"Yes I am guilty of this.

I'm currently hooked on a Brazillian blend prepared in an Areopress and then served with tiger nut milk. It is a deliciously rounded, smooth morning coffee.

Later in the day I will switch to cold extracted coffee served over ice.

How do the rest of you coffee addicts take yours?

Tiger nut milk? Is that tiger sperm?"

Strangely not. Perhaps a bit confusing as it is actually made from a root nodule of a type of grass (one of the sedges) not a nut at all. This is then blended with water and filtered.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Just a 3-in-1 for me - not classy but as long as it works.

Oldtown White COffee hazelnut my favourite. Quite difficult to get it in the UK. Always have to bring extra packets to give as souvenirs for friends in the UK.

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