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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield! "
. Ffs clem pmsl, Mrs blue eyes

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield! "

That explains the 2 year no meets

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is so funny, but so honest. I try and get out whatever is ready to get out and always ensure freshness after said actions. I like to be a good hostess overall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more details you give eg medical history, diet, poo type, etc. the more honest you are. The fewer details you give of the same nature, the sexier you are! Simple!

Just be ruddy clean!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield!

That explains the 2 year no meets

MrsSB "

I haven't been holding it in for that long! Do you think if you meet a nurse they ask you "have you opened your bowels recently?"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield!

That explains the 2 year no meets

MrsSB

I haven't been holding it in for that long! Do you think if you meet a nurse they ask you "have you opened your bowels recently?" "

Depends on the nurse I guess... I don't as a rule

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield!

That explains the 2 year no meets

MrsSB

I haven't been holding it in for that long! Do you think if you meet a nurse they ask you "have you opened your bowels recently?"

Depends on the nurse I guess... I don't as a rule "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield!

That explains the 2 year no meets

MrsSB

I haven't been holding it in for that long! Do you think if you meet a nurse they ask you "have you opened your bowels recently?" "

oh sweet jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha this made me giggle

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Clem, didn't you have a lengthy and fairly comprehensive clear out recently?

I don't do anal but you never know when someone is going to stick a finger or tongue too close for comfort so I opt for keeping clean in a natural way and taking something if it's going to be a very lengthy meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield! "

Forget Cleveland steamers..it's the hot Karl's you need to watch out for....I shit shower shave a.k.a. the three S's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield!

That explains the 2 year no meets

MrsSB "

Its because he just. doesn't. give. a. shit.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

As a former nursing student, I'm no shy when it comes to discussing bodily functions!

If we are talking anal, that's common sense surely

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield! "

Hahaha, Cumberland Sausage for breakfast mate

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok for you lot....you only get to hear about the publishable musings that pop into Clem's head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's ok for you lot....you only get to hear about the publishable musings that pop into Clem's head "

You're living the dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi clem on another tangent did you have a request read out on six music the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to shit prior to showering. I shower at least an hour before I leave to go meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I try to shit prior to showering. I shower at least an hour before I leave to go meet"

Do you encourage people to digitally stimulate your anus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi clem on another tangent did you have a request read out on six music the other day "

Alas, no. I didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi clem on another tangent did you have a request read out on six music the other day

Alas, no. I didn't. "

Aww I thought it may have been you

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield!

That explains the 2 year no meets

MrsSB

I haven't been holding it in for that long! Do you think if you meet a nurse they ask you "have you opened your bowels recently?" "

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"It's ok for you lot....you only get to hear about the publishable musings that pop into Clem's head "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's ok for you lot....you only get to hear about the publishable musings that pop into Clem's head "

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Couple hours and a good douche and I don't eat anything after either

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's ok for you lot....you only get to hear about the publishable musings that pop into Clem's head "

I have wondered...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield! "

I'm pretty regular, I tend to have a poop at 6am every morning.

Unfortunately I don't get out of bed till 7......

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield!

I'm pretty regular, I tend to have a poop at 6am every morning.

Unfortunately I don't get out of bed till 7......"

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I love to live inside your head for a day, Clem!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do

you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield! "

There goes my mojo right there if they said that.

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it weird just looking at this post and i need a number 2 lmao

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Why the shit thread op?

Have you had an accident whilst in "flagrante delicto" to report?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try to shit prior to showering. I shower at least an hour before I leave to go meet

Do you encourage people to digitally stimulate your anus? "

No I demand

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By *mben8Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

Such a shitty thread

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."

It's a minefield! "

Clem,have you ever thought,you were over thinking things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if you can't poo before you go but you think there's one brewing, would you risk it for the biscuit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens if you can't poo before you go but you think there's one brewing, would you risk it for the biscuit... "
Lmao I probably would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens if you can't poo before you go but you think there's one brewing, would you risk it for the biscuit... "

In which case, use the mathematicians cure, sit down and work it out with a pencil..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens if you can't poo before you go but you think there's one brewing, would you risk it for the biscuit... "

Just give a warning "don't finger my ass, I've got a round in the chamber." Or "sorry about all the farting, I'm baking one for later." Very topical,what with 'Bake off' and all that shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens if you can't poo before you go but you think there's one brewing, would you risk it for the biscuit...

In which case, use the mathematicians cure, sit down and work it out with a pencil.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens if you can't poo before you go but you think there's one brewing, would you risk it for the biscuit...

In which case, use the mathematicians cure, sit down and work it out with a pencil..

"

The prepared always carry a box of matches for those times they have use someone else's facilities....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting now

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