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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you? "Oh wheetabix x 5 please and a jolly splendid mug of tea  | |||
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"Oooh lovely thank you, could I get a toasted bagel with crispy bacon & an extra large coffee please "Oh that actually sounds delicious! Think I'll have that too | |||
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"Eggs florentine please and a nice cup of tea. " Good choice! | |||
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Oh wheetabix x 5 please and a jolly splendid mug of tea "Anything for pooch? | |||
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"I'm ok with a bowl of Frosties please. They're ggrrreeeeeat!" Haha my favourite cereal. Makes me feel like a kid again | |||
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Oh wheetabix x 5 please and a jolly splendid mug of tea
Anything for pooch? "Pooch has had his breakfast but is always a sucker for a piece of crust | |||
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"Eggs Benedict with a cafetière to accompany served by your naked gorgeous self please" Can we have this too? Thanks MrsSB
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you? "an hour more in bed with a toasted muffin, grilled streaky bacon, grilled tomato and an espresso. | |||
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you? "Can I get a cup of tea with 1 sugar,2 boiled eggs and a side order of you please OP | |||
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"Eggs Benedict with a cafetière to accompany served by your naked gorgeous self please" Oh that sight would put you off your eggs  | |||
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Oh wheetabix x 5 please and a jolly splendid mug of tea
Anything for pooch?
Pooch has had his breakfast but is always a sucker for a piece of crust "Haha I'll save him some | |||
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"Eggs Benedict with a cafetière to accompany served by your naked gorgeous self please Can we have this too? Thanks MrsSB
PS fancy a fuck? "You certainly can. Would you like it before or after the fuck? | |||
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"Eggs Benedict with a cafetière to accompany served by your naked gorgeous self please Can we have this too? Thanks MrsSB
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
an hour more in bed with a toasted muffin, grilled streaky bacon, grilled tomato and an espresso. "Get yourself back to bed, I'll fetch it up to you later | |||
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"Eggs Benedict with a cafetière to accompany served by your naked gorgeous self please Can we have this too? Thanks MrsSB
PS fancy a fuck?
Before, during or after? "All the above | |||
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"Don't take anything, she doesn't wash her hands after a toilet break." I don't need to, I piss glitter | |||
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Can I get a cup of tea with 1 sugar,2 boiled eggs and a side order of you please OP
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"Good morning beautiful angel. Rather than have you cook my breakfast. Sit your ass down and allow me to fetch yours. After you've eaten, then I'll take a gallon of black coffee intravenously, and a bacon baguette smothered in brown sauce please. "Mmmm yummy! And I have a constant supply of black coffee here | |||
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Oh wheetabix x 5 please and a jolly splendid mug of tea
Anything for pooch?
Pooch has had his breakfast but is always a sucker for a piece of crust
Haha I'll save him some "That will make him smile | |||
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"Don't take anything, she doesn't wash her hands after a toilet break. I don't need to, I piss glitter" Is that where knitter is hiding | |||
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"Good morning beautiful angel. Rather than have you cook my breakfast. Sit your ass down and allow me to fetch yours. After you've eaten, then I'll take a gallon of black coffee intravenously, and a bacon baguette smothered in brown sauce please.
Mmmm yummy! And I have a constant supply of black coffee here "Why thank you lovely, I suspect it's going to be needed today.  | |||
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"Don't take anything, she doesn't wash her hands after a toilet break. I don't need to, I piss glitter Is that where knitter is hiding" | |||
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"May I please have a big cup of tea and fruit salad with Greek yogurt.....maybe a snog, too? "I only do snogs in pairs, so you'll have to have two. That ok? | |||
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"May I please have a big cup of tea and fruit salad with Greek yogurt.....maybe a snog, too?
I only do snogs in pairs, so you'll have to have two. That ok? "Hmm, let me think.... Fuck yeah! | |||
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you? "Just a blow job for me thanks....oh and a cuppa  | |||
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Just a blow job for me thanks....oh and a cuppa "jimmy you dirty bugger, you | |||
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you? "Damn I just popped to the cafe!! | |||
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"May I please have a big cup of tea and fruit salad with Greek yogurt.....maybe a snog, too?
I only do snogs in pairs, so you'll have to have two. That ok?
Hmm, let me think....
Fuck yeah! "Score! | |||
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Just a blow job for me thanks....oh and a cuppa "Oh go on then, I haven't done one in a while.... | |||
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"Maple bacon pancakes please! I'll let you share and cwtch into bed with me! "Ok everyone else will have to wait for breakfast, CAFE CLOSED!! I'm hopping into bed with this hot young lady | |||
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
an hour more in bed with a toasted muffin, grilled streaky bacon, grilled tomato and an espresso.
Get yourself back to bed, I'll fetch it up to you later "ooh thanks a million how much later are we talking? | |||
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"Well if you're offering I would like a bacon, sausage, egg, mushroom, cheese and bean sandwich with a couple of pancakes and hash browns on the side please "That's quite a concoction  haha | |||
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"Eggs benedict please. It seems to have a powerful effect on me "I dread to think! | |||
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"When you've finished your BJ.... Tea, porridge with banana please. "Doesn't take long Roxi 
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
an hour more in bed with a toasted muffin, grilled streaky bacon, grilled tomato and an espresso.
Get yourself back to bed, I'll fetch it up to you later
ooh thanks a million
how much later are we talking?
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"Protien shake with banana, blueberry and ginger. Oh and of course, coffee and a cigarette." Tut tut for the cigarette but the rest is very good! | |||
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"Peanut butter on crumpets please ill make the coffee's Mr" Oooh I've never had that before.... must try as I love crumpets | |||
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"Sorry angel. We are still waiting for our breakfast
MrsSB "Oh shit did I miss you?!? Erm.... fancy a fuck instead? | |||
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"The orders are coming in thick and fast OP can you handle it all "I like thick and fast | |||
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"A black coffee please. Oh and a coffee please. And if uv time a coffee. Did I mention I'd like a coffee :0)" Would you like a super humongous coffee? | |||
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"Sorry angel. We are still waiting for our breakfast
MrsSB
Oh shit did I miss you?!? Erm.... fancy a fuck instead? "Yes. I actually prefer that. | |||
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"The orders are coming in thick and fast OP can you handle it all
I like thick and fast "Need an extra pair of hands anywhere? | |||
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"The orders are coming in thick and fast OP can you handle it all
I like thick and fast
Need an extra pair of hands anywhere? "You can probably get them around bigmatt to be fair | |||
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"Need any help with all of the breakfasts? I'm just off to get toast with lashings of butter and marmalade and a strong milky coffee "Oh yes please! I'm going to take harlots up to her in a few minutes so if you can help out with this lot for a while that would be great | |||
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"When you've finished your BJ.... Tea, porridge with banana please.
Doesn't take long Roxi
Would you like me to peel your banana? Yes that's a euphemism "Peel away, lovely lady | |||
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"Kedgeree, double espresso, and a long slow fool around while the rice is cooking. " For breakfast? How decadent | |||
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"Kedgeree, double espresso, and a long slow fool around while the rice is cooking. For breakfast? How decadent "Which part's decadent, Kedgeree was made as a breakfast dish. Or were you talking about the long slow fool around...  | |||
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"Peanut butter on crumpets please ill make the coffee's Mr Oooh I've never had that before.... must try as I love crumpets " All this running around you done hows about i fix you some | |||
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"Overnight oats please with loads of fresh fruit and a delightful cup of tea please "I make a great cup of tea..... even though I don't drink the stuff | |||
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"Kedgeree, double espresso, and a long slow fool around while the rice is cooking. " Ooooh saucy buggar | |||
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"Fantastic shout Angel! I'll have cuppa with a bacon roll (brown sauce) and a bj for afters "How about one while the bacon is cooking and one for afters? | |||
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"Peanut butter on crumpets please ill make the coffee's Mr Oooh I've never had that before.... must try as I love crumpets All this running around you done hows about i fix you some "Oh yes please, I just need to flip this bacon and finish PBs blow job first | |||
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"Kedgeree, double espresso, and a long slow fool around while the rice is cooking. For breakfast? How decadent
Which part's decadent, Kedgeree was made as a breakfast dish.
Or were you talking about the long slow fool around... "Its something I like but never got to. The second part, no comment. | |||
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"Kedgeree, double espresso, and a long slow fool around while the rice is cooking. For breakfast? How decadent
Which part's decadent, Kedgeree was made as a breakfast dish.
Or were you talking about the long slow fool around...
Its something I like but never got to. The second part, no comment."I plan when I'm going to have it and cook the rice the night before, it saves time, and is delicious. In fact I'm going to have it tomorrow! | |||
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"Overnight oats please with loads of fresh fruit and a delightful cup of tea please
I make a great cup of tea..... even though I don't drink the stuff "You're just too kind | |||
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"Coffee please Is that all?? "For now- we'll have it in bed and eat later | |||
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"Bacon and eggs. Orange juice and coffee to drink. Not at the same time though!" I'll watch for when you're almost finished your juice then fetch your coffee | |||
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"Smoked salmon, scrambled eggs and sourdough toast here. And coffee. Much coffee." Posh tart | |||
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"Are you doing lunch aswell or is that pushing it?" Might do a McDonald's run.... | |||
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"Coffee please Is that all??
For now- we'll have it in bed and eat later "That's my kind of breakfast Miss! | |||
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"I had tea and a pack of Jaffa cakes. I'm happy with my life choices. " Did you play full moon half moon?? | |||
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"I had tea and a pack of Jaffa cakes. I'm happy with my life choices. Did you play full moon half moon?? " On some, the rest I ate in one. | |||
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"Are you doing lunch aswell or is that pushing it? Might do a McDonald's run.... " I will treat you to a mayo chicken, I know what you're thinking and you're right. I am a generous guy | |||
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"I had tea and a pack of Jaffa cakes. I'm happy with my life choices. Did you play full moon half moon??
On some, the rest I ate in one. "Haha that's the spirit | |||
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"Are you doing lunch aswell or is that pushing it? Might do a McDonald's run.... I will treat you to a mayo chicken, I know what you're thinking and you're right. I am a generous guy" Actually I was thinking what can I do to upgrade that to a quarter pounder with cheese.... | |||
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you? "Well it's nearly dinner time and I'm thinking I would like to have you for lunch, but it would be rude to not offer you anything... So for starters how's about.... a small serving of tasty breasts with a topping of little pink nipples And for lunch I have an exquisite helping of smooth pussy x
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Well it's nearly dinner time and I'm thinking I would like to have you for lunch, but it would be rude to not offer you anything... So for starters how's about....
a small serving of tasty breasts with a topping of little pink nipples
And for lunch I have an exquisite helping of smooth pussy x
Jo X "Oooof. It's warm in here isn't it anyone else think it's suddenly warm?? | |||
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"Are you doing lunch aswell or is that pushing it? Might do a McDonald's run.... I will treat you to a mayo chicken, I know what you're thinking and you're right. I am a generous guy Actually I was thinking what can I do to upgrade that to a quarter pounder with cheese...." put halves | |||
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"Smoked salmon, scrambled eggs and sourdough toast here. And coffee. Much coffee. Posh tart "Of course | |||
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"Coffee please Is that all??
For now- we'll have it in bed and eat later
That's my kind of breakfast Miss! "Liam is delivering us Maccys right? | |||
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"Coffee please Is that all??
For now- we'll have it in bed and eat later
That's my kind of breakfast Miss!
Liam is delivering us Maccys right?
"Hope he doesn't arrive in the next five minutes, he would catch you in a very compromising position young lady | |||
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"grapes please" Lean back sir, I shall drop them slowly into your mouth | |||
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"Ive had a Cumberland sausage and brown sauce nun so I'm ok!" I love s bit of sausage on a morning | |||
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