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There is definetly a thing about monday morning messages

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Prize for the cheekest twat so far this morning goes to the guy who i have never spoke to before sending me this message.

whats your number and we can arrange something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prize for the cheekest twat so far this morning goes to the guy who i have never spoke to before sending me this message.

whats your number and we can arrange something"

Obviously had to stay in with his Mrs all weekend playing mr happy families with no wank fodder... Monday comes and well... What you said happens lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had this one " hiuwannafuck? " class , no spaces lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prize for the cheekest twat so far this morning goes to the guy who i have never spoke to before sending me this message.

whats your number and we can arrange something"

indeed, not even a hi or thanks, tut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we had this one " hiuwannafuck? " class , no spaces lol x"

Hmm.. so if I put spaces in.....

Hi, u wanna f...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"we had this one " hiuwannafuck? " class , no spaces lol x"

awwwwwwwwwwwww i want that one its better than mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prize for the cheekest twat so far this morning goes to the guy who i have never spoke to before sending me this message.

whats your number and we can arrange something"

Maybe he thought you were meals on wheels or sommat hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we had this one " hiuwannafuck? " class , no spaces lol x

Hmm.. so if I put spaces in.....

Hi, u wanna f... "

its the grammar that counts lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I can't put on here what ive just recieved so will pm it to you Diamond to put a smile on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we had this one " hiuwannafuck? " class , no spaces lol x

Hmm.. so if I put spaces in.....

Hi, u wanna f...

its the grammar that counts lol x"

Yup, it makes all the difference plusyouhavegotalovelypussy

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I can't put on here what ive just recieved so will pm it to you Diamond to put a smile on your face "

lol waits with antisipation lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im aways polite dont send too long or short mail just mondays are so bolmin borin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prize for the cheekest twat so far this morning goes to the guy who i have never spoke to before sending me this message.

whats your number and we can arrange something"

Sounds like we should make it ritual, who can message diamond with the cheekiest message on monday morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we had this one " hiuwannafuck? " class , no spaces lol x

Hmm.. so if I put spaces in.....

Hi, u wanna f...

its the grammar that counts lol x

Yup, it makes all the difference plusyouhavegotalovelypussy "

wellthankyoulolx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

nothing yet this morning can beat last nights treasure of an 18 yr old wanting me to take his duck ... bless !!

wonder if he knows how far it is from the NW to Kent ? !!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"nothing yet this morning can beat last nights treasure of an 18 yr old wanting me to take his duck ... bless !!

wonder if he knows how far it is from the NW to Kent ? !!"

lol, did he want you to feed his duck as well lol.

We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"im aways polite dont send too long or short mail just mondays are so bolmin borin "

True, but it wouldnt be so bad if they introduce themselves or dare i say it say hi first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl"

Well I have missed my window of opportunity now, but I'm going to spend the rest of the week thinking about something ridiculously cheeky to send!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl

Well I have missed my window of opportunity now, but I'm going to spend the rest of the week thinking about something ridiculously cheeky to send!

"

Oh i shall look forward to opening my mailbox lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl

Well I have missed my window of opportunity now, but I'm going to spend the rest of the week thinking about something ridiculously cheeky to send!

Oh i shall look forward to opening my mailbox lol"

It will be amusing if I don't actually manage to out-do some of your genuine messages, lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl

Well I have missed my window of opportunity now, but I'm going to spend the rest of the week thinking about something ridiculously cheeky to send!

Oh i shall look forward to opening my mailbox lol

It will be amusing if I don't actually manage to out-do some of your genuine messages, lol"

lol even funnier if i dont notice its from you and send one of my sweet ladylike replies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl

Well I have missed my window of opportunity now, but I'm going to spend the rest of the week thinking about something ridiculously cheeky to send!

Oh i shall look forward to opening my mailbox lol

It will be amusing if I don't actually manage to out-do some of your genuine messages, lol

lol even funnier if i dont notice its from you and send one of my sweet ladylike replies lol"

Well I shall be demanding one of those anyways! Interested to see how colourful you can be in reponse, lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl

Well I have missed my window of opportunity now, but I'm going to spend the rest of the week thinking about something ridiculously cheeky to send!

Oh i shall look forward to opening my mailbox lol

It will be amusing if I don't actually manage to out-do some of your genuine messages, lol

lol even funnier if i dont notice its from you and send one of my sweet ladylike replies lol

Well I shall be demanding one of those anyways! Interested to see how colourful you can be in reponse, lol"

lol, well you asked for it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it doesn't count because it wasn't sent on a Monday but a guy messaged us yesterday asking to meet just me ( kate), Scott replied explaining we don't meet alone and he messaged back saying 'thats funny cos I met Kate a few weeks back' of course like you Karen I sent back a very ladylike message

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I know it doesn't count because it wasn't sent on a Monday but a guy messaged us yesterday asking to meet just me ( kate), Scott replied explaining we don't meet alone and he messaged back saying 'thats funny cos I met Kate a few weeks back' of course like you Karen I sent back a very ladylike message "

lmao,, the ones that get me are "long time no speak" when in fact ive never bloody spoke to them before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we had this one " hiuwannafuck? " class , no spaces lol x"

look. Im' sorry i was in, a hurry and. desperate for a jump" I wiil try' harder with my. grammar and puktuwation'', next time. but how'; about it...%/?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

morning i got cam - always my favourite

Just love to see someones morning glory that i dont even know :D

grrrrrrrrrrr

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I know it doesn't count because it wasn't sent on a Monday but a guy messaged us yesterday asking to meet just me ( kate), Scott replied explaining we don't meet alone and he messaged back saying 'thats funny cos I met Kate a few weeks back' of course like you Karen I sent back a very ladylike message

lmao,, the ones that get me are "long time no speak" when in fact ive never bloody spoke to them before lol"

i get those too - and the big give away is thier name still in dark type- so not even ever looked at em.

DELETE!!! lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Well it may be Thursdsy but I thought this one was a fecking classic (well it made me laugh)...

from a single guy with no verifications and one person on their friends list.....

"...my profile says I have met someone but that is just to stop the messages coming. I have decided that I want to do the chasing..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its friday!!! oh feck its not it only thursday still

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