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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not a bad looking chap not big headed or anything but constant rejection and to be honest rudeness not even a no thanks I know women get hundreds of messages ,winks , etc but how do you manage to stand out is it just physical looks ,age , 500 word profile saying what you don't like instead of what you do ? I understand if someone gets to weird or pushy I've blocked someone for the same reasons but I engaged with them first . I know this subject comes up a lot I'd like sound advise from some experienced people . Thank you all X

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This is going to go well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*gets list out*

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

Women are after your money, of course. If it's not your money, it's your livestock and landholdings. They''re tricksy ones, them womenfolk. It is known.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw mate. You have one line. No public pics. A veri not shown. You've only been here three weeks. What's a girl to think?

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By *ark074Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Diamonds, cock, fizzy wine and shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you know the subject comes up often, you'll know the answers that will be coming your way. You are 1 small fish in an ocean containing thousands of other small fish. All after the same thing and there's not as many lady fish to go around.

To quote a haribo munching Swede.

'Patience is the key'

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We want cake recipes.

As you say, the subject comes up a lot so have a look at other threads about the same thing.

You haven't asked for a profile critique so I won't give one.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Diamonds, cock, fizzy wine and shoes. "

You're cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd have thought six words would be plenty to reel them in with...

Weird old world right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aw mate. You have one line. No public pics. A veri not shown. You've only been here three weeks. What's a girl to think? "

Thanks

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Dear OP!

Definitely change your update..

Good luck

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Women are after your money, of course. If it's not your money, it's your livestock and landholdings. They''re tricksy ones, them womenfolk. It is known."

Money money makes the world go round

Same way money makes the girls go down.

In a nutshell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good starting point is to be able to relax, feel good, smile, laugh and to have some nice memories.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

There should be a forum sticky for these kinds of posts.

Then again, we don't want those not smart enough to work it out for themselves the Fab trade secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I like a man to arouse my curiosity, to show me something then leave me wanting more - for example, say I get talking to a man on here, I prefer the mystery of what his cock looks like rather than having it shoved in my face with loads of photos of it at different angles on his profile.

But for there to be mystery, my interest has to be initially piqued.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London


"Women are after your money, of course. If it's not your money, it's your livestock and landholdings. They''re tricksy ones, them womenfolk. It is known.

Money money makes the world go round

Same way money makes the girls go down.

In a nutshell.

"

Hold on to that thought. I'm just nipping up into the loft to get the Monopoly set...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a bad looking chap not big headed or anything but constant rejection and to be honest rudeness not even a no thanks I know women get hundreds of messages ,winks , etc but how do you manage to stand out is it just physical looks ,age , 500 word profile saying what you don't like instead of what you do ? I understand if someone gets to weird or pushy I've blocked someone for the same reasons but I engaged with them first . I know this subject comes up a lot I'd like sound advise from some experienced people . Thank you all X "

If any man ever finds out women are in trouble lol I can confirm I have no idea and no man I know know's what a women wants lol.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can honestly say I the female of the couple Red. Read your profile not that you really have one..you don't exactly sell yourself.

We have no idea what you look like.

You posting this thread is only going to get attention from forum members... Who as much as I live them don't portray the entire site.

However welcome to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I like a man to arouse my curiosity, to show me something then leave me wanting more - for example, say I get talking to a man on here, I prefer the mystery of what his cock looks like rather than having it shoved in my face with loads of photos of it at different angles on his profile.

But for there to be mystery, my interest has to be initially piqued."
Aww I'll take my cock pics down then

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By *ark074Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"Diamonds, cock, fizzy wine and shoes.

You're cheap "

You're high maintenance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile is confusing, status says looking for women and that your straight, your friends are mainly men and tv's and your veri is from a man. So I'm not sure your profile is right to attract the ladies, or at least you are limiting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I like a man to arouse my curiosity, to show me something then leave me wanting more - for example, say I get talking to a man on here, I prefer the mystery of what his cock looks like rather than having it shoved in my face with loads of photos of it at different angles on his profile.

But for there to be mystery, my interest has to be initially piqued. Aww I'll take my cock pics down then "

You're not my type anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a bad looking chap not big headed or anything but constant rejection and to be honest rudeness not even a no thanks I know women get hundreds of messages ,winks , etc but how do you manage to stand out is it just physical looks ,age , 500 word profile saying what you don't like instead of what you do ? I understand if someone gets to weird or pushy I've blocked someone for the same reasons but I engaged with them first . I know this subject comes up a lot I'd like sound advise from some experienced people . Thank you all X "

Fab Swingers is Actually a Swinging Site and not a:Women are instantly gonna meet you and let you fuck them site!

I'd Only Meet Genuine Swingers with club Memberships.

Not with guys who just want sex! "BIG DIFFERENCE". .

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Women are after your money, of course. If it's not your money, it's your livestock and landholdings. They''re tricksy ones, them womenfolk. It is known.

Money money makes the world go round

Same way money makes the girls go down.

In a nutshell.

Hold on to that thought. I'm just nipping up into the loft to get the Monopoly set..."

Oh shit!!! I can already feel a fake orgasm coming on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is going to go well..."

You're such an optimist you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looks, isn't a nutcase who will kill or rape us, and is actually fun, is a lady pleaser.

that'll do for me.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Yeah having a six word profile and no public pics, the women are going to be gravitating towards you, you will be knee deep in offers of pussy!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Women are after your money, of course. If it's not your money, it's your livestock and landholdings. They''re tricksy ones, them womenfolk. It is known."

Some of them are after your legs.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London


"Women are after your money, of course. If it's not your money, it's your livestock and landholdings. They''re tricksy ones, them womenfolk. It is known.

Money money makes the world go round

Same way money makes the girls go down.

In a nutshell.

Hold on to that thought. I'm just nipping up into the loft to get the Monopoly set...

Oh shit!!! I can already feel a fake orgasm coming on.

"

50s and a few 20s it is, then. No point getting the 500s for such lacklustre performances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I like a man to arouse my curiosity, to show me something then leave me wanting more - for example, say I get talking to a man on here, I prefer the mystery of what his cock looks like rather than having it shoved in my face with loads of photos of it at different angles on his profile.

But for there to be mystery, my interest has to be initially piqued. Aww I'll take my cock pics down then

You're not my type anyway "
Aww ballbuster that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a bad looking chap not big headed or anything but constant rejection and to be honest rudeness not even a no thanks I know women get hundreds of messages ,winks , etc but how do you manage to stand out is it just physical looks ,age , 500 word profile saying what you don't like instead of what you do ? I understand if someone gets to weird or pushy I've blocked someone for the same reasons but I engaged with them first . I know this subject comes up a lot I'd like sound advise from some experienced people . Thank you all X "

Ooo, you want sex with a woman and a plunge into the unknown.

I am instantly attracted and can't wait to part my legs.

While that might not work in the real world, because this is the internet, my flange is pulsing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your soul, women want your soul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah having a six word profile and no public pics, the women are going to be gravitating towards you, you will be knee deep in offers of pussy! "
Lmaoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your soul, women want your soul. "
Mine is for the taking

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By *uv2bseenCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"I'm not a bad looking chap not big headed or anything but constant rejection and to be honest rudeness not even a no thanks I know women get hundreds of messages ,winks , etc but how do you manage to stand out is it just physical looks ,age , 500 word profile saying what you don't like instead of what you do ? I understand if someone gets to weird or pushy I've blocked someone for the same reasons but I engaged with them first . I know this subject comes up a lot I'd like sound advise from some experienced people . Thank you all X "

Tom.

You have an awful profile, in fact you have no profile, just one line.

You have no photos, and you cannot accommodate.

There are also thousands of single guys on here with pretty good profiles.

Put that combination together, and what are your expectations??

Surely you aren't expecting success??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a person behind every profile. Hidden veri's and no pics can be really cool people. And I don't mean me!

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London


"There's a person behind every profile. Hidden veri's and no pics can be really cool people. And I don't mean me! "

*goes to browse* She's not even photo-verified! Fake! Fake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your soul, women want your soul. "

Shit....traded mine years ago :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos - have some.

Profile - write one.

Chin up OP, effort in and results out dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a bad looking chap not big headed or anything but constant rejection and to be honest rudeness not even a no thanks I know women get hundreds of messages ,winks , etc but how do you manage to stand out is it just physical looks ,age , 500 word profile saying what you don't like instead of what you do ? I understand if someone gets to weird or pushy I've blocked someone for the same reasons but I engaged with them first . I know this subject comes up a lot I'd like sound advise from some experienced people . Thank you all X "

a straight man that wants to have sex with a woman (according to your status) yet your only verification is from a man

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By *uv2bseenCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"I'm not a bad looking chap not big headed or anything but constant rejection and to be honest rudeness not even a no thanks I know women get hundreds of messages ,winks , etc but how do you manage to stand out is it just physical looks ,age , 500 word profile saying what you don't like instead of what you do ? I understand if someone gets to weird or pushy I've blocked someone for the same reasons but I engaged with them first . I know this subject comes up a lot I'd like sound advise from some experienced people . Thank you all X

a straight man that wants to have sex with a woman (according to your status) yet your only verification is from a man "

Yep.

Our thoughts as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a person behind every profile. Hidden veri's and no pics can be really cool people. And I don't mean me!

*goes to browse* She's not even photo-verified! Fake! Fake! "

I'm a bot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a person behind every profile. Hidden veri's and no pics can be really cool people. And I don't mean me!

*goes to browse* She's not even photo-verified! Fake! Fake!

I'm a bot."
C3P0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a bad looking chap not big headed or anything but constant rejection and to be honest rudeness not even a no thanks I know women get hundreds of messages ,winks , etc but how do you manage to stand out is it just physical looks ,age , 500 word profile saying what you don't like instead of what you do ? I understand if someone gets to weird or pushy I've blocked someone for the same reasons but I engaged with them first . I know this subject comes up a lot I'd like sound advise from some experienced people . Thank you all X

a straight man that wants to have sex with a woman (according to your status) yet your only verification is from a man "

Weird how many women and couples go to great pains to explain how their verifications are mostly social but if a man has a veri from another man it MUST mean they fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your soul, women want your soul. "

Someone already took mine, chewed it up and spat it out into the bin.

Don't have one anymore.

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!


"I'm not a bad looking chap not big headed or anything but constant rejection and to be honest rudeness not even a no thanks I know women get hundreds of messages ,winks , etc but how do you manage to stand out is it just physical looks ,age , 500 word profile saying what you don't like instead of what you do ? I understand if someone gets to weird or pushy I've blocked someone for the same reasons but I engaged with them first . I know this subject comes up a lot I'd like sound advise from some experienced people . Thank you all X "

Your post here is longer than your profile! Erm...I actually did have a point but I've forgotten it now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking the opening question at face value it's not easily answered - men have been trying to figure out what women want for thousands of years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want Prosecco, chocolate, and multiple toe-curling orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want your organs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want your organs"

Mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want your organs

Mine? "

Sure

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Your soul, women want your soul. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyT9jTW7MHc

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London


"I want your organs"

There's always one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want your organs

Mine?

Sure "

Whooooop! See OP, it's easy

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I want your organs"

I want your piano.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not a bad looking chap not big headed or anything but constant rejection and to be honest rudeness not even a no thanks I know women get hundreds of messages ,winks , etc but how do you manage to stand out is it just physical looks ,age , 500 word profile saying what you don't like instead of what you do ? I understand if someone gets to weird or pushy I've blocked someone for the same reasons but I engaged with them first . I know this subject comes up a lot I'd like sound advise from some experienced people . Thank you all X

Your post here is longer than your profile! Erm...I actually did have a point but I've forgotten it now... "

I was waiting for your gentle and supportive encouragement of the OP. You're so good at guiding men on here.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I want Prosecco, chocolate, and multiple toe-curling orgasms"

I'll settle for Prosecco. I have chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want your organs

Mine?

Sure "
What about mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love to sit here and say a few pics and an interesting profile and everything will be fine but the reality is that as a single guy if your fed up of rejection in 3 weeks whatever you do your probably not gonna be here for long anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want Prosecco, chocolate, and multiple toe-curling orgasms

I'll settle for Prosecco. I have chocolate.

"
Deal!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP for starters get yourself a profile photo,might help you get a foot in the door.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Women are after your money, of course. If it's not your money, it's your livestock and landholdings. They''re tricksy ones, them womenfolk. It is known.

Money money makes the world go round

Same way money makes the girls go down.

In a nutshell.

Hold on to that thought. I'm just nipping up into the loft to get the Monopoly set...

Oh shit!!! I can already feel a fake orgasm coming on.

50s and a few 20s it is, then. No point getting the 500s for such lacklustre performances "

Ooooooooo Ooooooooo I'm cumming again.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

No profile, no pics, can't accommodate, are you attached? What were you expecting

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By *rotiquexxxMan
over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

Some women eat chocolate in the bath

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'd be happy with cuddles and lots of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles

sex

nights out

nights in

compassion

that is a start...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddles

sex

nights out

nights in

compassion

that is a start..."
*waves* hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually what I really want is honesty. Beats the rest hands down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a bad looking chap not big headed or anything but constant rejection and to be honest rudeness not even a no thanks I know women get hundreds of messages ,winks , etc but how do you manage to stand out is it just physical looks ,age , 500 word profile saying what you don't like instead of what you do ? I understand if someone gets to weird or pushy I've blocked someone for the same reasons but I engaged with them first . I know this subject comes up a lot I'd like sound advise from some experienced people . Thank you all X "
They want it all Fella

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

If we're really going to town:

honesty

someone who can be a bit annoyed with you and not go apeshit, just talk about it.

a good kisser

backrubs

I better stop there or I'll get silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello "
Can i pm you beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Can i pm you beautiful "

Thanks but no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Can i pm you beautiful

Thanks but no. "
Lmaoo worth a try isn't it happy fabbing beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually what I really want is honesty. Beats the rest hands down."
Honesty yeah definitely hands down though

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

A bottle of Blue Nun and a Barry White song.....they fucking go mad for it lad !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No picture, no profile text = no interest. When will they ever learn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

abuse of my power, hahaha. that is what i want.

aw, i feel a little guilty but not really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Can i pm you beautiful

Thanks but no. Lmaoo worth a try isn't it happy fabbing beautiful "

Sweetie I have shoes older than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Can i pm you beautiful

Thanks but no. Lmaoo worth a try isn't it happy fabbing beautiful "

You won't have an arse left if you keep laughing it off in every post you write on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Can i pm you beautiful

Thanks but no. Lmaoo worth a try isn't it happy fabbing beautiful

Sweetie I have shoes older than you "
Lol maybe you need to get some new ones then. Out with the old in with the new how old are you anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Can i pm you beautiful

Thanks but no. Lmaoo worth a try isn't it happy fabbing beautiful

You won't have an arse left if you keep laughing it off in every post you write on here "

It is a nice arse though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Can i pm you beautiful

Thanks but no. Lmaoo worth a try isn't it happy fabbing beautiful

You won't have an arse left if you keep laughing it off in every post you write on here "
Really lmao okay then it's just habit for me that is i do generally laugh if it makes you feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Can i pm you beautiful

Thanks but no. Lmaoo worth a try isn't it happy fabbing beautiful

You won't have an arse left if you keep laughing it off in every post you write on here

It is a nice arse though..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

COAL whoops sorry, what they want is COCK

at least thats what H wants

and lots of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Can i pm you beautiful

Thanks but no. Lmaoo worth a try isn't it happy fabbing beautiful

You won't have an arse left if you keep laughing it off in every post you write on here

It is a nice arse though..."
Could say the same about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Can i pm you beautiful

Thanks but no. Lmaoo worth a try isn't it happy fabbing beautiful

You won't have an arse left if you keep laughing it off in every post you write on here Really lmayo okay then it's just habit for me that is i do generally laugh if it makes you feel better "

I laugh when I have sex. Not cause it is funny but because it makes me happy. Does not always go down well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Can i pm you beautiful

Thanks but no. Lmaoo worth a try isn't it happy fabbing beautiful

You won't have an arse left if you keep laughing it off in every post you write on here Really lmayo okay then it's just habit for me that is i do generally laugh if it makes you feel better

I laugh when I have sex. Not cause it is funny but because it makes me happy. Does not always go down well..."
Yeah really i just normally smile when I'm happy laugh because it's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh..c'mon... Sex is funny. Dirty, sweaty, messy funny! Especially men's"cum" faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh..c'mon... Sex is funny. Dirty, sweaty, messy funny! Especially men's"cum" faces. "

I look like uncle festa so my cum face doesnt make a huve deal of difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh..c'mon... Sex is funny. Dirty, sweaty, messy funny! Especially men's"cum" faces.

I look like uncle festa so my cum face doesnt make a huve deal of difference "

Aah bless! A Sight to witness I am sure.

They usually remind me of trying really hard to squeeze a watermelin through railings and being relieved when it goes even if it is burst!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh..c'mon... Sex is funny. Dirty, sweaty, messy funny! Especially men's"cum" faces. "
Yeah it is a bit funny when you put it like that lmao mens cum faces though you got me there lol i do find it funny when a woman says she's gonna destroy me in the bedroom when the day/night comes it's the other way round my ex used to say that but she couldn't control me had her under my control everytime she used to say it's not funny i say it is a bit after all that speech

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the dirty sweaty sex though must admit where we both put in the graft them nights are nights to remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a bad looking chap not big headed or anything but constant rejection and to be honest rudeness not even a no thanks I know women get hundreds of messages ,winks , etc but how do you manage to stand out is it just physical looks ,age , 500 word profile saying what you don't like instead of what you do ? I understand if someone gets to weird or pushy I've blocked someone for the same reasons but I engaged with them first . I know this subject comes up a lot I'd like sound advise from some experienced people . Thank you all X "

Tip:

Banter, don't sound desperate, honesty and something good to offer (a notion of that you're hung when you might not be can make a girl laugh all the way to her Magic Wand under her bed)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

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A variation on what someone wrote -

Diamonds, cock, champagne, gorgeous travel experiences - I only live a shallow existence.

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