FabSwingers.com forum: Is it possible to be sexy...

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

... dressed as Billy Bunter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to google him.

Answer........hell no.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I had to google him.

Answer........hell no.

So I might not pull tomorrow night then?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh you

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"I had to google him.

Answer........hell no.

So I might not pull tomorrow night then?

There's a fetish for everyone out there. Who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm... I don't think so.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I too had to Google, I think a woman in that outfit would be just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexify the outfit, bright red lipstick, stockings, heavy splash of Opium....sorry, what was the OP problem again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course,men love a fat arse

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Of course,men love a fat arse

Phew! My arse looks ENORMOUS in those shorts.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Its 2016, he is well overdue a make over or whatever its called..

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sexify the outfit, bright red lipstick, stockings, heavy splash of Opium....sorry, what was the OP problem again!

That doesn't sound like Billy Bunter, more Billi Piper in Diary Of A Call Girl. And, I can't pull off that look.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yes oh yes you can pull it off

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Its 2016, he is well overdue a make over or whatever its called..

I'm going for 'reboot'.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Its 2016, he is well overdue a make over or whatever its called..

I'm going for 'reboot'.

not up the jacksie..?

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By *ex mad ladMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Racist

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Oh you"

I haven't got the cap, though.

I know I'd be irresistible with the cap.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Racist "

Is that cos I is black?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The OP's attending a school-themed party with someone doing the full gear.

She either has to compete (ideas please) or bow out.

I think the 'Billy Bunter' is a reference to the OP's perceived figure.

I suggested Alastair Simms from the St Trinian's films but I'm guessing the OP's getting desperate.

So, school-themed fancy dress ideas for a shorter, fuller female.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"... dressed as Billy Bunter?"

I reckon it's more than likely. I like the blazer and shorts combo for starters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He looks like an obese Harry Potter

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The OP's attending a school-themed party with someone doing the full gear.

She either has to compete (ideas please) or bow out.

I think the 'Billy Bunter' is a reference to the OP's perceived figure.

I suggested Alastair Simms from the St Trinian's films but I'm guessing the OP's getting desperate.

So, school-themed fancy dress ideas for a shorter, fuller female.

Almost. I have settled on Billy Bunter.

My Bunter will have a tall, willowy St. Trinian's girlfriend.

We're going to look so odd together.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"... dressed as Billy Bunter?

I reckon it's more than likely. I like the blazer and shorts combo for starters."

I should just wear the blazer without anything underneath. That'll distract them.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"He looks like an obese Harry Potter

Well, Harry Potter looks like a thin version of Bunter.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"The OP's attending a school-themed party with someone doing the full gear.

She either has to compete (ideas please) or bow out.

I think the 'Billy Bunter' is a reference to the OP's perceived figure.

I suggested Alastair Simms from the St Trinian's films but I'm guessing the OP's getting desperate.

So, school-themed fancy dress ideas for a shorter, fuller female.

Almost. I have settled on Billy Bunter.

My Bunter will have a tall, willowy St. Trinian's girlfriend.

We're going to look so odd together.

That will look ace! I was thinking of alternatives and could only come up with Toots from the Bash Street Kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He looks like an obese Harry Potter

Well, Harry Potter looks like a thin version of Bunter.

Touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... dressed as Billy Bunter?

Wearing sexy black stockings it is definitely possible

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The OP's attending a school-themed party with someone doing the full gear.

She either has to compete (ideas please) or bow out.

I think the 'Billy Bunter' is a reference to the OP's perceived figure.

I suggested Alastair Simms from the St Trinian's films but I'm guessing the OP's getting desperate.

So, school-themed fancy dress ideas for a shorter, fuller female.

Almost. I have settled on Billy Bunter.

My Bunter will have a tall, willowy St. Trinian's girlfriend.

We're going to look so odd together.

That will look ace! I was thinking of alternatives and could only come up with Toots from the Bash Street Kids."

Not a comment on my bossiness then?

I've got a stripey top somewhere.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"... dressed as Billy Bunter?

Wearing sexy black stockings it is definitely possible

So I need to make Bunter a little TV?

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Of course,men love a fat arse

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"... dressed as Billy Bunter?

As sexy as me on a school skirt that is apparently too long!!!!! Never been accused of that before.... Roll up the waist band lol

See you and willowy school girl tomorrow xx

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"... dressed as Billy Bunter?

As sexy as me on a school skirt that is apparently too long!!!!! Never been accused of that before.... Roll up the waist band lol

See you and willowy school girl tomorrow xx

Her' skirt is very short!

You always look sexy. That height thing doesn't seem to do you any harm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... dressed as Billy Bunter?

Wearing sexy black stockings it is definitely possible

So I need to make Bunter a little TV?

What, you mean like a portable Panasonic, don't see how that would help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... dressed as Billy Bunter?

sexy is sexy no matter how you are dressed...its all about the person, not what they are wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant you do a Britney...

Much easier.

Mans cardi, half a white shirt, short skirt.

Wig.

Easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics or it didn't happen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... dressed as Billy Bunter?

sexy is sexy no matter how you are dressed...its all about the person, not what they are wearing

That's very laudable but its not completely true otherwise people wearing ripped jeans and hi-viz vests wouldn't turn other people on

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cant you do a Britney...

Much easier.

Mans cardi, half a white shirt, short skirt.

Wig.

Easy."

It's not my style and it's what my friend is doing.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pics or it didn't happen..."

It hasn't yet and I may well bottle it. The grey socks are just so hot.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"... dressed as Billy Bunter?

As sexy as me on a school skirt that is apparently too long!!!!! Never been accused of that before.... Roll up the waist band lol

See you and willowy school girl tomorrow xx

Her' skirt is very short!

You always look sexy. That height thing doesn't seem to do you any harm.

Crikey 'stiff' competition *sniggering*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Has Fab solved your wardrobe problem yet, OP?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"... dressed as Billy Bunter?

Billie Bunter worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics or it didn't happen...

It hasn't yet and I may well bottle it. The grey socks are just so hot.

I hope you do it. It sounds brilliant. I hate fancy dress so I have to live vicariously through others doing it.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Has Fab solved your wardrobe problem yet, OP?"

Yeah! I can be a sexy Billy Bunter if I drop the Billy Bunter look.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pics or it didn't happen...

It hasn't yet and I may well bottle it. The grey socks are just so hot.

I hope you do it. It sounds brilliant. I hate fancy dress so I have to live vicariously through others doing it."

Yes, but you, it appears, can do wetsuits. I'm just three spheres stacked in a random way with a head on top and arms and legs sticking out.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There you go, Ruby. The accomplice failed to capture the glory of the socks and plimsolls.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

It is glorious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... dressed as Billy Bunter?

sexy is sexy no matter how you are dressed...its all about the person, not what they are wearing

That's very laudable but its not completely true otherwise people wearing ripped jeans and hi-viz vests wouldn't turn other people on

I would be more turned on by the person inside said clothing...but only if he/she was sexy

some people could be dressed in a binbag and still be called sexy...it has nothing to do with the clothes

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

nice hold ups

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"... dressed as Billy Bunter?

Probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go, Ruby. The accomplice failed to capture the glory of the socks and plimsolls."

Yes! It's wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy for me is a state of mind as well as aesthetics,so I'd say yes....Billy Bunter is pushing it though!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sexy for me is a state of mind as well as aesthetics,so I'd say yes....Billy Bunter is pushing it though!"

What you sayin'? My Bunter was much in demand... although they might just have been trying to get hold of my tall, willowy 'girlfriend'. I think she had the most stroked and pinched arse at the party last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking good OP.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Looking good OP.

You should have seen the 'girlfriend'. 'She' had more compliments than anyone else, from men and women alike.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Sexify the outfit, bright red lipstick, stockings, heavy splash of Opium....sorry, what was the OP problem again!

That doesn't sound like Billy Bunter, more Billi Piper in Diary Of A Call Girl. And, I can't pull off that look.

you made me chuckle xx

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