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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on Courtney and fabio... Admit it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was rugby? Don't think it can be grasped going sideways when you can launch a pigskin forward whilst wearing 6 layers of protection compared to a bit of wrist tape

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fabio also admit you've had that Alan partridge moment in the garage..... No not the Lexi one, the one where he hasn't got a fucking clue what he's saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe it was rugby? Don't think it can be grasped going sideways when you can launch a pigskin forward whilst wearing 6 layers of protection compared to a bit of wrist tape "
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You can't even make tea proper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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You can't even make tea proper "

Historically, they prefer to throw it into the ocean...

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Maybe it was rugby? Don't think it can be grasped going sideways when you can launch a pigskin forward whilst wearing 6 layers of protection compared to a bit of wrist tape ..

You can't even make tea proper "

Shush my tea rocks lol builders strength too none of that baby tea crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You can't even make tea proper

Historically, they prefer to throw it into the ocean... "

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History is funny isn't it, you know there was quite a few colonials who didn't want to leave the empire!.... We gave them large chunks of Canada as a reward once we'd eventually lost... Not that anybody wanted to go to Canada.

Have you ever seen the Canada/us border,i can't remember is it the 39th parallel.... Completely straight... Oh big lake, round a bit... Completely straight.

The bit at BC is very peculiar there's tiny bits of Canada completely cut off from Canada by water, you have to drive into the US to to get to the next town!! I mean who the fuck thought that through.

Anyhoo the border is hilarious, there's fuck all there for hundreds of miles but they maintain it by cutting a mile wide strip out of the forest... Just in case your wandering along and think wait am I in the US or Canada.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe it was rugby? Don't think it can be grasped going sideways when you can launch a pigskin forward whilst wearing 6 layers of protection compared to a bit of wrist tape ..

You can't even make tea proper

Shush my tea rocks lol builders strength too none of that baby tea crap "

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Builders strength ...I like to double bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Anyhoo the border is hilarious, there's fuck all there for hundreds of miles but they maintain it by cutting a mile wide strip out of the forest... Just in case your wandering along and think wait am I in the US or Canada."

Well there's another benefit to voting Trump. You can replant those trees after he builds his wall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you think about it, it was like the brexit of the 18th century

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you think about it, it was like the brexit of the 18th century "

Just with Mel Gibson instead of Nigel Farage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you think about it, it was like the brexit of the 18th century

Just with Mel Gibson instead of Nigel Farage. "

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Oh yeah you always need an Australian to play a Scot/english/American rebel!.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Anyhoo the border is hilarious, there's fuck all there for hundreds of miles but they maintain it by cutting a mile wide strip out of the forest... Just in case your wandering along and think wait am I in the US or Canada.

Well there's another benefit to voting Trump. You can replant those trees after he builds his wall. "

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Yeah but who's gonna pay..... The Canadians.

To fucking right, I think there already building it to keep trump out though

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over a year ago


"If you think about it, it was like the brexit of the 18th century

Just with Mel Gibson instead of Nigel Farage. .

Oh yeah you always need an Australian to play a Scot/english/American rebel!.

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Especially a dillusional racist one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you think about it, it was like the brexit of the 18th century

Just with Mel Gibson instead of Nigel Farage. .

Oh yeah you always need an Australian to play a Scot/english/American rebel!.

Especially a dillusional racist one "

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Film industry and anti Semitism goes back along way.... Which is strange because it's almost entirely run by Jews!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Anyhoo the border is hilarious, there's fuck all there for hundreds of miles but they maintain it by cutting a mile wide strip out of the forest... Just in case your wandering along and think wait am I in the US or Canada.

Well there's another benefit to voting Trump. You can replant those trees after he builds his wall. .

Yeah but who's gonna pay..... The Canadians.

To fucking right, I think there already building it to keep trump out though "

According to South Park they did! Except Trump was simultaneously the President of Canada and Mr Garrison in that episode. But it makes sense if you watch it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Anyhoo the border is hilarious, there's fuck all there for hundreds of miles but they maintain it by cutting a mile wide strip out of the forest... Just in case your wandering along and think wait am I in the US or Canada.

Well there's another benefit to voting Trump. You can replant those trees after he builds his wall. .

Yeah but who's gonna pay..... The Canadians.

To fucking right, I think there already building it to keep trump out though

According to South Park they did! Except Trump was simultaneously the President of Canada and Mr Garrison in that episode. But it makes sense if you watch it. "

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You are a giant geek...I say giant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like cricket.....ohh no,

I fucking hate it....oh yes!

In fact hate's a bit strong,I just find it boring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who wrote south park? Was it that Seth McFarlane

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like cricket.....ohh no,

I fucking hate it....oh yes!

In fact hate's a bit strong,I just find it boring."

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Did you hear a deep voice behind you say if you'd like something harder!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Anyhoo the border is hilarious, there's fuck all there for hundreds of miles but they maintain it by cutting a mile wide strip out of the forest... Just in case your wandering along and think wait am I in the US or Canada.

Well there's another benefit to voting Trump. You can replant those trees after he builds his wall. .

Yeah but who's gonna pay..... The Canadians.

To fucking right, I think there already building it to keep trump out though

According to South Park they did! Except Trump was simultaneously the President of Canada and Mr Garrison in that episode. But it makes sense if you watch it. "

I've been to the actual south park in Colorado. It has about 10 houses and it's in the middle of fucking nowhere

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over a year ago


"I don't like cricket.....ohh no,

I fucking hate it....oh yes!

In fact hate's a bit strong,I just find it boring..

Did you hear a deep voice behind you say if you'd like something harder!..."

Your mums voice isn't that deep......

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


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Anyhoo the border is hilarious, there's fuck all there for hundreds of miles but they maintain it by cutting a mile wide strip out of the forest... Just in case your wandering along and think wait am I in the US or Canada.

Well there's another benefit to voting Trump. You can replant those trees after he builds his wall. .

Yeah but who's gonna pay..... The Canadians.

To fucking right, I think there already building it to keep trump out though

According to South Park they did! Except Trump was simultaneously the President of Canada and Mr Garrison in that episode. But it makes sense if you watch it.

I've been to the actual south park in Colorado. It has about 10 houses and it's in the middle of fucking nowhere "

To be fair, there is rather a lot of the US. Lots of places are in the middle of nowhere!

I love the country though. I wish I had the chance to go and travel there a bit more.

I spent a month there in 2001, just travelling where I felt like. It was great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like cricket.....ohh no,

I fucking hate it....oh yes!

In fact hate's a bit strong,I just find it boring..

Did you hear a deep voice behind you say if you'd like something harder!...

Your mums voice isn't that deep...... "

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No that's erectjims mum .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like cricket.....ohh no,

I fucking hate it....oh yes!

In fact hate's a bit strong,I just find it boring..

Did you hear a deep voice behind you say if you'd like something harder!...

Your mums voice isn't that deep...... .

No that's erectjims mum .

"

Erectjims mum strikes again!

I should have known!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Anyhoo the border is hilarious, there's fuck all there for hundreds of miles but they maintain it by cutting a mile wide strip out of the forest... Just in case your wandering along and think wait am I in the US or Canada.

Well there's another benefit to voting Trump. You can replant those trees after he builds his wall. .

Yeah but who's gonna pay..... The Canadians.

To fucking right, I think there already building it to keep trump out though

According to South Park they did! Except Trump was simultaneously the President of Canada and Mr Garrison in that episode. But it makes sense if you watch it.

I've been to the actual south park in Colorado. It has about 10 houses and it's in the middle of fucking nowhere

To be fair, there is rather a lot of the US. Lots of places are in the middle of nowhere!

I love the country though. I wish I had the chance to go and travel there a bit more.

I spent a month there in 2001, just travelling where I felt like. It was great."

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Lots of the US is incredibly boring in terms of landscape, the plains from Ohio through to Kansas has practically no change, large interior land masses usually have very little climate difference year to year which means there a bit boring.

I've never been to the US but I'd like to visit the northern California coast, the giant sequoia woodland and maybe the Arizona desert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like cricket.....ohh no,

I fucking hate it....oh yes!

In fact hate's a bit strong,I just find it boring..

Did you hear a deep voice behind you say if you'd like something harder!...

Your mums voice isn't that deep...... .

No that's erectjims mum .

Erectjims mum strikes again!

I should have known! "

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Now I think about it, the Scots and the welsh have never really "got" cricket either

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over a year ago


"Maybe it was rugby? Don't think it can be grasped going sideways when you can launch a pigskin forward whilst wearing 6 layers of protection compared to a bit of wrist tape ..

You can't even make tea proper

Shush my tea rocks lol builders strength too none of that baby tea crap ...

Builders strength ...I like to double bag"

Haha if you put your milk in last you won't need to double bag ..

I once was an all in one kinda guy til I was converted to the other side

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over a year ago


"Maybe it was rugby? Don't think it can be grasped going sideways when you can launch a pigskin forward whilst wearing 6 layers of protection compared to a bit of wrist tape ..

You can't even make tea proper "

Americans are stupid. Can't even spell 'colour'. And just try getting one to pronounce 'aluminium'. Makes my blood boil

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe it was rugby? Don't think it can be grasped going sideways when you can launch a pigskin forward whilst wearing 6 layers of protection compared to a bit of wrist tape ..

You can't even make tea proper

Shush my tea rocks lol builders strength too none of that baby tea crap ...

Builders strength ...I like to double bag

Haha if you put your milk in last you won't need to double bag ..

I once was an all in one kinda guy til I was converted to the other side "

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T don't panic.... Darth Vader proved the dark side isn't permanent it's just tempting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like cricket.....ohh no,

I fucking hate it....oh yes!

In fact hate's a bit strong,I just find it boring..

Did you hear a deep voice behind you say if you'd like something harder!...

Your mums voice isn't that deep...... .

No that's erectjims mum .

Erectjims mum strikes again!

I should have known! .

Now I think about it, the Scots and the welsh have never really "got" cricket either"

Well us Scots are girly enough with our tartan skirts.....cricket's going too far though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe it was rugby? Don't think it can be grasped going sideways when you can launch a pigskin forward whilst wearing 6 layers of protection compared to a bit of wrist tape ..

You can't even make tea proper

Americans are stupid. Can't even spell 'colour'. And just try getting one to pronounce 'aluminium'. Makes my blood boil "

.

Actually if you say as aluminium as it's wrote it makes perfect sense, it's actually the British pronouncing that sounds wrong alu not ala .

There spellings actually make more sense as well harbor tire cozy kilometer, they just tend to spell things how they sound??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe it was rugby? Don't think it can be grasped going sideways when you can launch a pigskin forward whilst wearing 6 layers of protection compared to a bit of wrist tape ..

You can't even make tea proper

Shush my tea rocks lol builders strength too none of that baby tea crap ...

Builders strength ...I like to double bag

Haha if you put your milk in last you won't need to double bag ..

I once was an all in one kinda guy til I was converted to the other side .

T don't panic.... Darth Vader proved the dark side isn't permanent it's just tempting...."

The brews are definitely darker on this side and it's comfy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Anyhoo the border is hilarious, there's fuck all there for hundreds of miles but they maintain it by cutting a mile wide strip out of the forest... Just in case your wandering along and think wait am I in the US or Canada.

Well there's another benefit to voting Trump. You can replant those trees after he builds his wall. .

Yeah but who's gonna pay..... The Canadians.

To fucking right, I think there already building it to keep trump out though

According to South Park they did! Except Trump was simultaneously the President of Canada and Mr Garrison in that episode. But it makes sense if you watch it.

I've been to the actual south park in Colorado. It has about 10 houses and it's in the middle of fucking nowhere

To be fair, there is rather a lot of the US. Lots of places are in the middle of nowhere!

I love the country though. I wish I had the chance to go and travel there a bit more.

I spent a month there in 2001, just travelling where I felt like. It was great..

Lots of the US is incredibly boring in terms of landscape, the plains from Ohio through to Kansas has practically no change, large interior land masses usually have very little climate difference year to year which means there a bit boring.

I've never been to the US but I'd like to visit the northern California coast, the giant sequoia woodland and maybe the Arizona desert"

Quite fancy riding highway 1 end to end, follow the Pacific coast, but last time I was there, got chatting to a hippy type down past Clint Eastwood's little town, who told me of a road that cuts across from LA to New Orleans which from description alone put it on my bucket list. Neither end appeals but all the middle does.

Not fond of cricket, or baseball, but there are some parts of the USA that just make me want to get on my bike, and ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe it was rugby? Don't think it can be grasped going sideways when you can launch a pigskin forward whilst wearing 6 layers of protection compared to a bit of wrist tape ..

You can't even make tea proper

Americans are stupid. Can't even spell 'colour'. And just try getting one to pronounce 'aluminium'. Makes my blood boil .

Actually if you say as aluminium as it's wrote it makes perfect sense, it's actually the British pronouncing that sounds wrong alu not ala .

There spellings actually make more sense as well harbor tire cozy kilometer, they just tend to spell things how they sound??"

Thick children spell things as they sound too

And Americans can not pronounce aluminium properly. No debate about it.

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