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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry

when i was a kid in year 4 i made up a banana joke which made ppl laugh but they did not get lol

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By *olden tongue40Man
over a year ago

antrim

Ur a tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went for a medical exam when I got my current job. I did an eyesight test, which was followed by a hearing test. The lady conducting the medical exam explained how the hearing test worked. After the explanation, she then asked me, "do you have any problems with your hearing"?

I replied "pardon"? She then asked me again, "do you have any problems with your hearing"?

I don't think she quite got my humour.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was expect bigger things in this thread. But as there's only males here, it's not surprising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

female to the rescue.

jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke.

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry

Lol

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry


"female to the rescue.

jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. "
lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Roger Daltrey of the

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By *rscotsdudeMan
over a year ago

angus

I may as well pop my forum cherry

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your cock up your other half's arse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"female to the rescue.

jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol."

yes i want to know. i'm very nosey.

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't hear a vitamin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?....

To see his flatmate!

That was the 1st joke I remember telling when I was a nipper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought up a really funny joke earlier but I can't remember it.

Still makes me chuckle though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah...I've remembered it now (I didn't make it up, I heard it on the radio).

Did you see that film last night?

'Tossers say no'.

'No'

'Ha ha'.

Well..I laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yeah...I've remembered it now (I didn't make it up, I heard it on the radio).

Did you see that film last night?

'Tossers say no'.

'No'

'Ha ha'.

Well..I laughed.

"
this is gold I'm using this unless you own some sort of copyright for this joke.

I may deploy this joke at work, role on Tuesday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a a joke.....

My daily looked at me figures!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Whys 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9

-Doctor, doctor,I feel like a pair of curtains!

Pull yourself together man!

Mrs xo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke goes into a library and asks the librarian:

"Have you got a copy of that self-help book for men with small dicks"?

The librarian replied, "it's not in yet".

To which the bloke says, "yes, that's the one...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the definition of a drawing pin?

A smartie with a hardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's brown and sticky?

A brown stick

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

A man died and, to his horror, found that he was waiting to be admitted to hell. Whilst considering some of the more questionable decisions he had made during his life the devil came to see him.

Devil: "Hi Dave, welcome to hell! May I ask; do you drink?"

Dave: "Umm, yeah. I sure do..."

Devil: "That's great! Here in hell we spend all our Mondays drinking. The best thing is, you can't get alcohol poisoning because you're already dead!"

Dave: "Wow, I thought hell was supposed to be..."

Devil: "Hang on, I'm not finished yet! Do you like to do drugs?"

Dave: "Umm, sure..."

Devil: "Well, great news! We like to spend Tuesdays doing drugs all day. Cocaine, heroine, marijuana...you name it, we do it! And if you take an overdose, it doesn't matter because you're already dead!"

Dave: "Wow...I didn't realise Hell was such a happening place! I always thought..."

Devil: "No, wait, it gets even better! Are you by any chance gay?"

Dave: "Umm, actually, no I'm not..."

Devil: "Oh, I see. Well, you're gonna fucking hate Wednesday through to Sunday then..."

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

An 18 year old Irish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life." "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yeah...I've remembered it now (I didn't make it up, I heard it on the radio).

Did you see that film last night?

'Tossers say no'.

'No'

'Ha ha'.

Well..I laughed.

this is gold I'm using this unless you own some sort of copyright for this joke.

I may deploy this joke at work, role on Tuesday!! "

I don't own the rights....it won't be me that sues you

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry


"female to the rescue.

jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol.

yes i want to know. i'm very nosey."

ok, let me start off by saying, this is the only way i can make it make some sort of sense and this is probably the worst that you will ever here but i want you to think about how gorilla peels their bananas, also remember this i was very young back then.

"what do table legs have?"

"banana skins"

its pretty shit yh, but i made that on the basis that the tables back then were sliding all over the place and some were very dodgy, this one makes more sense tho, lol.

"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!"

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry


"female to the rescue.

jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol.

yes i want to know. i'm very nosey.

ok, let me start off by saying, this is the only way i can make it make some sort of sense and this is probably the worst that you will ever here but i want you to think about how gorilla peels their bananas, also remember this i was very young back then.

"what do table legs have?"

"banana skins"

its pretty shit yh, but i made that on the basis that the tables back then were sliding all over the place and some were very dodgy, this one makes more sense tho, lol.

"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!""

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the diference between a woman with Pmt and a terrorist........

You can reason with a terrorist !

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

That's the banana joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess what......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my face jokes though not relevant due to changes in technology

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer won't laugh at a three and a half inch floppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*fave

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

The one that makes me chuckle every time....

How do you know when you have passed an elephant? You can't get the toilet lid down.

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry


"That's the banana joke "

yeah pretty shit i know and it did not make any sense.

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry

When a girl takes Alcohol, there are lots of funny dramatic things happen with her. She does lots of daring and amusing tasks. Before and after drink, there is world of difference between her personality. Lets have a look at them:

You really believe that dancing with your arms, rounding your head, and wiggling your back portion while shouting 'Woo-hoo!' is perfectly coolest dance move ever.

You start hugging your friends and expressing you love them more than anyone else.

You get very exited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because 'Oh my God! This is ma favorite song!'

You've suddenly started smoking and be really perfect at first go.

You start yelling at bartender, who you believe cheated you by giving you just lemonade.

It feels like you are in bed but pillow feels like tough floor.

You've suddenly decided that you love to kick someone's back and sincerely believe you could do it.

At you last visit to pee, you realize that you now look more like a homeless hooker than the simple sweet goddess you were just before few hours ago.

You throw your sandals because you believe it's their fault that you're having walking problem.

When a vehicle hits you you have no idea where your mobile and purse are.

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over a year ago


"When a girl takes Alcohol, there are lots of funny dramatic things happen with her. She does lots of daring and amusing tasks. Before and after drink, there is world of difference between her personality. Lets have a look at them:

You really believe that dancing with your arms, rounding your head, and wiggling your back portion while shouting 'Woo-hoo!' is perfectly coolest dance move ever.

You start hugging your friends and expressing you love them more than anyone else.

You get very exited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because 'Oh my God! This is ma favorite song!'

You've suddenly started smoking and be really perfect at first go.

You start yelling at bartender, who you believe cheated you by giving you just lemonade.

It feels like you are in bed but pillow feels like tough floor.

You've suddenly decided that you love to kick someone's back and sincerely believe you could do it.

At you last visit to pee, you realize that you now look more like a homeless hooker than the simple sweet goddess you were just before few hours ago.

You throw your sandals because you believe it's their fault that you're having walking problem.

When a vehicle hits you you have no idea where your mobile and purse are."

I don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why were the bakers hands all smelly??

He was kneading a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"female to the rescue.

jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol.

yes i want to know. i'm very nosey.

ok, let me start off by saying, this is the only way i can make it make some sort of sense and this is probably the worst that you will ever here but i want you to think about how gorilla peels their bananas, also remember this i was very young back then.

"what do table legs have?"

"banana skins"

its pretty shit yh, but i made that on the basis that the tables back then were sliding all over the place and some were very dodgy, this one makes more sense tho, lol.

"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!""

i actually laughed at how shit that was.

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4....

Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more

tra la la, la la la la,

get that one out of your head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You heard the one about the constipated mathematician?.....He worked it out with a pencil

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"female to the rescue.

jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol.

yes i want to know. i'm very nosey.

ok, let me start off by saying, this is the only way i can make it make some sort of sense and this is probably the worst that you will ever here but i want you to think about how gorilla peels their bananas, also remember this i was very young back then.

"what do table legs have?"

"banana skins"

its pretty shit yh, but i made that on the basis that the tables back then were sliding all over the place and some were very dodgy, this one makes more sense tho, lol.

"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!""

2B or not 2B, that is the question why 2few women on this thread.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

When I stick my cock on the keyboard it goes all the way from A to Z...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a woman tied to a pier?

Maud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst

What does a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?

They both get to smell the goods, but they don't get to eat any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst

What does a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?

They both get to smell the goods, but they don't get to eat any."

Eeeee!!! Next time I go to the gynaecologist and he's poking around down there this is all I'm going to think about

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Worst

What does a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?

They both get to smell the goods, but they don't get to eat any.

Eeeee!!! Next time I go to the gynaecologist and he's poking around down there this is all I'm going to think about "

Topping from the bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advert on FB.

This is poppy *photo of cute puppy*

I bought her for the wife but it turns out she's allergic to dogs so I need to find her a new home.

She cooks ok, not a bad fuck, and goes by the name of lynne

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

two guys talking in the pub.

1st guy "wife got burnt yesterday"

2nd guy "badly"?

1st guy "they don't fuck about at the crematorium"!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Making Boris Foreign Secretary

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry


"female to the rescue.

jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol.

yes i want to know. i'm very nosey.

ok, let me start off by saying, this is the only way i can make it make some sort of sense and this is probably the worst that you will ever here but i want you to think about how gorilla peels their bananas, also remember this i was very young back then.

"what do table legs have?"

"banana skins"

its pretty shit yh, but i made that on the basis that the tables back then were sliding all over the place and some were very dodgy, this one makes more sense tho, lol.

"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!"

i actually laughed at how shit that was."

i did say it was shit but at least you smiled tho eh? Lol

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry

There are two guys who live in one house they decide to hire a maid, guy number one who is a self made billionair asks her to be a live in maid she accepts and as time goes by everyone became friends anyway one night guy number one goes out on a hot date leaving guy number two and the live in maid all alone at home when all of a sudden the door bell rings.

guy number two: "can you get the door?" (whilst cleaning the kitchen)

maid: "IM off the clock"

guy number two: "what clock? Your a live in"

maid: "and in living" (holding a beer, eating a pizza and watching a film).

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry


"Making Boris Foreign Secretary "

lol, what about Donald trump in power in America?

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry


"When a girl takes Alcohol, there are lots of funny dramatic things happen with her. She does lots of daring and amusing tasks. Before and after drink, there is world of difference between her personality. Lets have a look at them:

You really believe that dancing with your arms, rounding your head, and wiggling your back portion while shouting 'Woo-hoo!' is perfectly coolest dance move ever.

You start hugging your friends and expressing you love them more than anyone else.

You get very exited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because 'Oh my God! This is ma favorite song!'

You've suddenly started smoking and be really perfect at first go.

You start yelling at bartender, who you believe cheated you by giving you just lemonade.

It feels like you are in bed but pillow feels like tough floor.

You've suddenly decided that you love to kick someone's back and sincerely believe you could do it.

At you last visit to pee, you realize that you now look more like a homeless hooker than the simple sweet goddess you were just before few hours ago.

You throw your sandals because you believe it's their fault that you're having walking problem.

When a vehicle hits you you have no idea where your mobile and purse are.

I don't get it "

ok i should of missed out the last bit, but try and link them with the word fucked (in the good way of course)

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Two fish in a tank.

One says to the other:

"Can you even drive this thing?"

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By *pacecoastersCouple
over a year ago

Cocoa Beach

Two golfers meet at the 1st tee. One can't help but noticing his playing partner spending time polishing & admiring his golf ball.

"Are we going to play, you seem to be in love with that ball"? he asks.

"Oh yes, sorry" he responds, "this is the only ball I take with me, just cleaning it up a bit"

His partner can't believe someone would tackle 18 holes on such a treacherous course & asks "you carry one golf ball? Out here? Are you crazy?"

Smiling, the man nods, "this is a special golf ball! It's impossible to lose this ball"

Laughing, his opponent looks at him, "this first hole here, it's a 280 yard carry over the water, uphill, into the wind! What if you don't make it over?"

Well, the man smugly replies, "should this ball land in the water, a small balloon inflates, gently lifting it to the surface, then, two small paddles deploy & it rows itself safely ashore. You simply can't lose this ball"

Shaking his head in disbelief, his opponent asks, "the second hole here, I know it well, thick woods line both sides, what if you hit it deep in there"?

"Ah, of course, the woods" he explains. "Should that happen, this ball emits a shrill siren, activities a piercing strobe light & even raises and waves a red flag until retrieved. You simply can't lose this ball!"

Frustrated, his opponent tries once again, "the third hole here, some of the nastiest sand around, step in it, you're ankle deep. I've seen balls disappear, never to be found. What about that?"

Smiling, he shakes his head, "should this ball become buried, small shovels pop out & rotate around until the ball is back up on top again. I'm telling you, you can't lose this ball!"

Giving up, his opponent decides that maybe it's true. "That's incredible, I could use one of those. Where can I get one?"

"I don't know" comes the reply, "I found this one".

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Two Scots guys walking past a cake shop.

Jimmy goes "Is that a sponge or a meringue?"

Tams like "You're wrang..it's a fuckin' cheesecake!"

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry


"1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4....

Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more

tra la la, la la la la,

get that one out of your head!"

ha ha i do actually like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two Scots guys walking past a cake shop.

Jimmy goes "Is that a sponge or a meringue?"

Tams like "You're wrang..it's a fuckin' cheesecake!"

"

Haha I had to say that a couple of times before it sounded right..... but then I am a posho Edinbugger!

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry

I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a guys going down on this woman and smells this god awful stench...

guy, wtf is that smell ?

woman, I've got arthritis

guy, what in your pussy ?

woman, no in my shoulders can't wipe my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only"."

Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on yor face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only".

Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on your face? "

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry


"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only".

Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on your face? "

my own great big smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only".

Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on your face?

my own great big smile "

Fair dos mate,huge chubby means something else up here though.....n most other places too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Corbyn

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry


"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only".

Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on your face?

my own great big smile

Fair dos mate,huge chubby means something else up here though.....n most other places too! "

lol sorry matey, with the chubby bit i was quoting the two and a half men when Ashton kutcher was in it and he brought a massive tv and he said something like "yeah it gives you a chubby when your watching it", he says that as he had a massive grin on his face lol, but yeah i get what you meant too lol.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Jeremy Corbyn"

Who's soon to win the Labour leadership contest with another landslide.

We'll see who's laughing then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeremy Corbyn

Who's soon to win the Labour leadership contest with another landslide.

We'll see who's laughing then "

That makes it even funnier

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over a year ago


"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only".

Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on your face?

my own great big smile

Fair dos mate,huge chubby means something else up here though.....n most other places too!

lol sorry matey, with the chubby bit i was quoting the two and a half men when Ashton kutcher was in it and he brought a massive tv and he said something like "yeah it gives you a chubby when your watching it", he says that as he had a massive grin on his face lol, but yeah i get what you meant too lol."

Nae need to be sorry dude,I was just being a wideo (smart arse)

Good auld Charlie Sheen eh....

#tigerblood#winning#adonisDNA#bitchinrockstarfrommars!

How much did he do?

Enough to kill two n a half men!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Jeremy Corbyn

Who's soon to win the Labour leadership contest with another landslide.

We'll see who's laughing then

That makes it even funnier "

Excellent, then everyone will be happy

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over a year ago


"Jeremy Corbyn

Who's soon to win the Labour leadership contest with another landslide.

We'll see who's laughing then

That makes it even funnier

Excellent, then everyone will be happy "

Probably for very different reasons, but yes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"

On Sundays he goes to church.... to pray to dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"

A dyslexic Devil worshipper once sold his soul to Santa.....!

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By *un bbw lover OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry


"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only".

Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on your face?

my own great big smile

Fair dos mate,huge chubby means something else up here though.....n most other places too!

lol sorry matey, with the chubby bit i was quoting the two and a half men when Ashton kutcher was in it and he brought a massive tv and he said something like "yeah it gives you a chubby when your watching it", he says that as he had a massive grin on his face lol, but yeah i get what you meant too lol.

Nae need to be sorry dude,I was just being a wideo (smart arse)

Good auld Charlie Sheen eh....

#tigerblood#winning#adonisDNA#bitchinrockstarfrommars!

How much did he do?

Enough to kill two n a half men! "

yeah i like Charlie sheen and ha ha what was his murder weapon? The machete, how did he do it from the roof top of the courts lol, in suprised he managed to land another acting job after that "anger management".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bloke who invented predictive text died a few days ago. His funfair is next monkey.

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