FabSwingers.com forum: Roll up to the Fabshire Fair , dare you enter ???

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear Friends , Fabbers and Forumites.

Heavens what a day, jolly warm but the skies were a shade of grey.

Pooch and I have had our usual happy wanders and chats . Musing about life’s little conundrums, what is the actual speed of hotcakes ?

Whilst wandering a leafy lane we noticed a sign for a summer fate. There were all sorts of exciting stalls and novelty games to be had. There was even pooch and other pet shows , jam and cake baking competitions . Sack and eggy spoon races too

This got us too thinking, what if we here in the wonderful county of Fabshire had our own little fate, what would it be like and what would could we do.

So my dearest chums we are putting this out their

Welcome to the Fabsire Fair / fate

What amazing stalls and side show attractions would you run ?

Roll up roll up

Taff and Pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gloryhole , cock hoopla , naked jelly wrestling , that's a start

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gloryhole , cock hoopla , naked jelly wrestling , that's a start

ha ha ohh that will make the Padre blush lol but the bishop would join in

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Ooooh can we have a kissing booth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh can we have a kissing booth

Most certainly that would be delightful

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunk the admin, I mean Vicar

Lol a large warm tub of custard ready for the clergy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 25/08/16 19:59:17]

Joseph! I am shocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gloryhole , cock hoopla , naked jelly wrestling , that's a start

ha ha ohh that will make the Padre blush lol but the bishop would join in

Bash the Bishop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh can we have a kissing booth

**rushes to get to the front of the queue**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh can we have a kissing booth

**rushes to get to the front of the queue**

Ha ha pucker up beautiful lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh can we have a kissing booth

**rushes to get to the front of the queue**

Ha ha pucker up beautiful lady

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would cycle backwards for the audience while giving everyone the bird with both hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would cycle backwards for the audience while giving everyone the bird with both hands

What a jolly swell skill

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

A cake stall

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cake stall

Miss"

Scrummy I do like a cake

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Ooooh can we have a kissing booth

**rushes to get to the front of the queue**

Ha ha pucker up beautiful lady

Excuse me mr taff I'm on kissing booth duty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go in the stocks naked of course.

xxx

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Cookies, cookies, I'll do cookies

all varieties and flavours and of course I shall serve them naked

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh can we have a kissing booth

**rushes to get to the front of the queue**

Ha ha pucker up beautiful lady

Excuse me mr taff I'm on kissing booth duty!"

Oops sorry ha ha then may I have a smooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hatters tea party, enjoy a cup of tea, answer a riddle and win a white rabbit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll go in the stocks naked of course.

xxx"

Sponges soaked and at the ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cookies, cookies, I'll do cookies

all varieties and flavours and of course I shall serve them naked

Mrs blue eyes

How completely scrumptious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stage Fabshire's Got Talent (or not as the case maybe!!)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

I'd run the throwing balls at coconuts stall but I'm too shy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The hatters tea party, enjoy a cup of tea, answer a riddle and win a white rabbit. "

That's a jolly splendid idea and a lovely cuppa too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd run the throwing balls at coconuts stall but I'm too shy. "

Bravo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll stage Fabshire's Got Talent (or not as the case maybe!!)

Ha ha after we have judged the home made wine comp. We can do karaoke

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Maybe the fire brigade could attend and show us their hoses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd run the throwing balls at coconuts stall but I'm too shy. "

Chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe the fire brigade could attend and show us their hoses?

Oh they can pop their helmets on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stage Fabshire's Got Talent (or not as the case maybe!!)

I believe I have one adequate talent for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd run the throwing balls at coconuts stall but I'm too shy. "

I've got a kajagoogoo earworm now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll run a 'hook a fuck' stall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll run a 'hook a fuck' stall "

That's made me chuckle put load and get one of those looks from pooch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Out loud even dashed autocarrot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd run the throwing balls at coconuts stall but I'm too shy.

I've got a kajagoogoo earworm now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stage Fabshire's Got Talent (or not as the case maybe!!)

I believe I have one adequate talent for it

I'm running auditions, private ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll stage Fabshire's Got Talent (or not as the case maybe!!)

I believe I have one adequate talent for it

I'm running auditions, private ones

Ohh how jolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll run a 'hook a fuck' stall "

You could catch hooks in some painful places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess the weight of the boobs? Or the balls to make things fair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd set up a spit roast for all to feast themselves on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess the weight of the boobs? Or the balls to make things fair?

Ha ha I have the scales ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll run refreshments, sugar cocks instead of the dummies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'd set up a spit roast for all to feast themselves on. "

Sounds a delicious nibble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll run refreshments, sugar cocks instead of the dummies?

On a bit of ribbon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'd set up a spit roast for all to feast themselves on. "

Do you have a veggie option.....

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"We'd set up a spit roast for all to feast themselves on.

Do you have a veggie option.....

Halloumi would be nice.

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Whenever I go to a summer fete I always smirk when I think "A nice blowjob tent would be good over there".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morris shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A human "dog" show. Taff you can be my puppy on a leash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whenever I go to a summer fete I always smirk when I think "A nice blowjob tent would be good over there". "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever I go to a summer fete I always smirk when I think "A nice blowjob tent would be good over there". "

Are you any good at giving them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A carousel of naked men and women that you hop on when you fancy a ride?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A carousel of naked men and women that you hop on when you fancy a ride?

I can hear the fair ground music and delighted whoops of the fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'd set up a spit roast for all to feast themselves on.

Do you have a veggie option.....

Of course, cucumber, courgette, asparagus. Juicy plump tomatoes.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"A carousel of naked men and women that you hop on when you fancy a ride?

I can hear the fair ground music and delighted whoops of the fabbers

"
. Ooh it could be the tune from 'tales of the unexpected' they always had naked women at the beginning on a carousel

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A carousel of naked men and women that you hop on when you fancy a ride?

I can hear the fair ground music and delighted whoops of the fabbers

. Ooh it could be the tune from 'tales of the unexpected' they always had naked women at the beginning on a carousel

Mrs blue eyes

Chuckle I like it though I have the looney tunes theme going round my head , if I am honest I always have the looney tunes theme going through my head

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Brownies and sweets, all set out very prettily

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Oh and pin the cock on the naked man.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

auction of slaves and promises..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and pin the cock on the naked man."

Ouchie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll run the beer tent

What's everyone's poison ?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"Ooooh can we have a kissing booth

XXXX yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint the naked lady....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll run the beer tent

What's everyone's poison ?

Ice water please

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Guess the length of the cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll run the beer tent

What's everyone's poison ?

Ice water please

One cube or two ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morris shagging

Where will they put their white hankies

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Erotic book stall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erotic book stall

Oooh yes I love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

throw the wet sponge at .............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morris shagging

Where will they put their white hankies

More worried about their bladders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Willy

Candy floss murkins

Musical cocks

No t-shirt competition

Shag-bola

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i will do the donkey rides

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i will do the donkey rides"

Hurrah that will be jolly , will they wear straw hats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll run the beer tent

What's everyone's poison ?

Raspberry lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erotic book stall

Ohh goodie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paint the naked lady....

Yuppie what a hoot

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I can drive a go kart around a verticle wall...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can drive a go kart around a verticle wall...

Oh you jolly daredevil that will be heart in your mouth exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can drive a go kart around a verticle wall...

For some reason that made me laugh

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Pooch is missing out here....

I remember a 'down to earth' Bellingham Show where there was even a prize for 'the dog that hasn't won a prize yet'

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I can drive a go kart around a verticle wall...

For some reason that made me laugh "

I didn't laugh the first time

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Can we have a spiderbaby?

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

Love swings rather than swing-boats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tug of war surely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pooch is missing out here....

I remember a 'down to earth' Bellingham Show where there was even a prize for 'the dog that hasn't won a prize yet'

Pooch is the judge of the cat show

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Body painting

Best rope work

Happy to be the judge of both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pooch is missing out here....

I remember a 'down to earth' Bellingham Show where there was even a prize for 'the dog that hasn't won a prize yet'

Pooch is the judge of the cat show

I've heard he likes a hairy pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh you haven't got a compare / DJ, I'll get my iPod & hook it up to a PA....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stage Fabshire's Got Talent (or not as the case maybe!!)

I believe I have one adequate talent for it

I'm running auditions, private ones

In that case, where do I sign up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Body painting

Best rope work

Happy to be the judge of both

I will get you some rosettes'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh you haven't got a compare / DJ, I'll get my iPod & hook it up to a PA....

Pooch and I could compare the event if you like and you can be my very very gorgeous assistant in charge as I am an equal opportunity employer

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Pooch is missing out here....

I remember a 'down to earth' Bellingham Show where there was even a prize for 'the dog that hasn't won a prize yet'

Pooch is the judge of the cat show

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i want to be in the kitty comp..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pooch is missing out here....

I remember a 'down to earth' Bellingham Show where there was even a prize for 'the dog that hasn't won a prize yet'

Pooch is the judge of the cat show

i want to be in the kitty comp..

Of course there is always room for you lovely x

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