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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where the hell do they meet?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

By mutual arrangement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? "
In the 5th dimension!

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London


"Where the hell do they meet? "

Good one op lool. Has actually made my afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bushes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it they will only met locally with either someone who accommodates or in a hotel.

Sarah

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Standing up on the back door step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? "
Be prepared to feel the wroth of the Fab Forum Police. Questions like yours are just not on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? Be prepared to feel the wroth of the Fab Forum Police. Questions like yours are just not on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By mutual arrangement?"

That wouldn't involve traveling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? In the 5th dimension!"

You might be right on that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet?

Good one op lool. Has actually made my afternoon "

I thought it was funny too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In bushes."

It has to be near the person's house I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take it they will only met locally with either someone who accommodates or in a hotel.

Sarah "

Yeah, I agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Standing up on the back door step "

Good one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? Be prepared to feel the wroth of the Fab Forum Police. Questions like yours are just not on!

"

...and that's me thinking this is a forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my back garden, obviously

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By *P1964Woman
over a year ago

gillingham


"Where the hell do they meet? "

Maybe cam fun only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the head of a pin; if the angels haven't taken up all the room dancing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take it they will only met locally with either someone who accommodates or in a hotel.

Sarah "

Don't be talking such sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"on the stairs"

Outside stairs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In my back garden, obviously "

Stupid me, didn't think about that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? "
I often wonder that lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a conundrum to be sure. I think I'll keep it to myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet?

Maybe cam fun only "

...if only I thought deeper ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"on the stairs

Outside stairs? "

Funny .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a conundrum to be sure. I think I'll keep it to myself "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take it they will only met locally with either someone who accommodates or in a hotel.

Sarah

Don't be talking such sense "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? "

At bus stops.

In public loos.

In the library.

In the back row of the movies.

Under bridges.

The possibilities are endless.

In the post office queue.(a good trick if you can manage it undetected).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? I often wonder that lol."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't host or travel, as I can't drive.

I meet men in my own town, or get a lift off the man. I also do car sex.

It works well, there are plenty of men local to me.

And I have an FWB I do host.

XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet?

At bus stops.

In public loos.

In the library.

In the back row of the movies.

Under bridges.

The possibilities are endless.

In the post office queue.(a good trick if you can manage it undetected). "

Hahaha dumb, I am ??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If someone is in a persistive vegetative state then it's reasonable to assume that they won't travel or accommodate - unless by ambulance. But that is still traveling.

If you plan to meet in hotels, then state accommodate.

If you will leave your residence - walking, wheelchair, bus, train, cab, car etc then state 'travel'.

If you're in a secure prison unit, then just state that you're here to perve.

Doggers can state accom and travel, as they're pretty much doing both.

Some people are just lazy and don't make an effort with their profile. There is no hope for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy enough...just fuck through the letterbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy enough...just fuck through the letterbox "

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Where the hell do they meet? "

Clubs, I have cannot accommodate and cannot travel on my profile because I only meet in clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? "

Hotels and other places where you have to tidy up before you leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet?

Good one op lool. Has actually made my afternoon "

It's evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy enough...just fuck through the letterbox "

Mine is too small!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"In bushes."
Nah,that's just Shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone is in a persistive vegetative state then it's reasonable to assume that they won't travel or accommodate - unless by ambulance. But that is still traveling.

If you plan to meet in hotels, then state accommodate.

If you will leave your residence - walking, wheelchair, bus, train, cab, car etc then state 'travel'.

If you're in a secure prison unit, then just state that you're here to perve.

Doggers can state accom and travel, as they're pretty much doing both.

Some people are just lazy and don't make an effort with their profile. There is no hope for them."

No.

That's maybe how you explain yourself, which is fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In bushes.Nah,that's just Shag "

Oh.

Well I just meet in the middle of woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? "

Your house, but you must live next door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy enough...just fuck through the letterbox

Mine is too small! "
...and that's still about letterbox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep this one really get my goat on profiles. But at least it lets me message the profile asking where they actually do meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone is in a persistive vegetative state then it's reasonable to assume that they won't travel or accommodate - unless by ambulance. But that is still traveling.

If you plan to meet in hotels, then state accommodate.

If you will leave your residence - walking, wheelchair, bus, train, cab, car etc then state 'travel'.

If you're in a secure prison unit, then just state that you're here to perve.

Doggers can state accom and travel, as they're pretty much doing both.

Some people are just lazy and don't make an effort with their profile. There is no hope for them."

I'm not putting accommodate, because that means you accommodate in your home and I don't.

I'm not putting travel, because "travel" (as opposed to transport) means a journey outside your local area and I don't.

I'm always astounded how many people can't understand what don't travel don't accommodate means, given that if you give it 4 seconds thought it's staggeringly obvious. Thankfully the men who message me have understood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If someone is in a persistive vegetative state then it's reasonable to assume that they won't travel or accommodate - unless by ambulance. But that is still traveling.

If you plan to meet in hotels, then state accommodate.

If you will leave your residence - walking, wheelchair, bus, train, cab, car etc then state 'travel'.

If you're in a secure prison unit, then just state that you're here to perve.

Doggers can state accom and travel, as they're pretty much doing both.

Some people are just lazy and don't make an effort with their profile. There is no hope for them.

I'm not putting accommodate, because that means you accommodate in your home and I don't.

I'm not putting travel, because "travel" (as opposed to transport) means a journey outside your local area and I don't.

I'm always astounded how many people can't understand what don't travel don't accommodate means, given that if you give it 4 seconds thought it's staggeringly obvious. Thankfully the men who message me have understood "

Aww, bless you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind Waitrose....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Behind Waitrose...."

Morrisons was the favourite a while back, im sure I remember a guy saying he did his best mates mum by the trollies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an out of body experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they got a garden shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the park on the swings of course x

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

They meet on here, through the medium of messaging, just don't ask for a phone call, it shatters the illusion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Behind Waitrose...."

Really? And I have wasting my time around M&S

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Behind Waitrose....

Morrisons was the favourite a while back, im sure I remember a guy saying he did his best mates mum by the trollies. "

Wasn't it the wheelie bins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? "

In their head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet?

In their head? "

They must have big heads bigger than a double bed then! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they got a garden shed "

Sheds are for one man gang bangs. Everyone knows that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knee-tremblers in shop doorways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? "

Local hotels I'm guessing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? "

This is why I have a van.

If it's a pre-arranged meet I put the gaffa tape, gag and balaclava in the glove box.

If it's not a pre-arranged meet I leave then on the passenger seat so they're handy.

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By *immerman100Man
over a year ago

Never never land

Must mean they cant travel far only local

I was in that situation once were i could not accomadate but only travel local as cant drive through medical condition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only use local transport but if I put I can travel pellet think that means miles. And when I meet I do OK

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World


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I'm not putting accommodate, because that means you accommodate in your home and I don't.

I'm not putting travel, because "travel" (as opposed to transport) means a journey outside your local area and I don't.

I'm always astounded how many people can't understand what don't travel don't accommodate means, given that if you give it 4 seconds thought it's staggeringly obvious. Thankfully the men who message me have understood "

It is worrying how many adults can't work this one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only use local transport but if I put I can travel pellet think that means miles. And when I meet I do OK "

Determined and genuine people can always conjure up a hotel from somewhere.....

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"I only use local transport but if I put I can travel pellet think that means miles. And when I meet I do OK

Determined and genuine people can always conjure up a hotel from somewhere..... "

What time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only use local transport but if I put I can travel pellet think that means miles. And when I meet I do OK

Determined and genuine people can always conjure up a hotel from somewhere.....

What time? "

Sexy time obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Behind Waitrose....

Morrisons was the favourite a while back, im sure I remember a guy saying he did his best mates mum by the trollies.

Wasn't it the wheelie bins?

"

Yep it was

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I take it they will only met locally with either someone who accommodates or in a hotel.

Sarah "

Logical really isn't it ?

The astonished and bewildered are usually those looking for someone to accommodate them or travel down to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only use local transport but if I put I can travel pellet think that means miles. And when I meet I do OK

Determined and genuine people can always conjure up a hotel from somewhere..... "
mom that's very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only use local transport but if I put I can travel pellet think that means miles. And when I meet I do OK

Determined and genuine people can always conjure up a hotel from somewhere..... mom that's very true "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only use local transport but if I put I can travel pellet think that means miles. And when I meet I do OK "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only use local transport but if I put I can travel pellet think that means miles. And when I meet I do OK

Determined and genuine people can always conjure up a hotel from somewhere..... mom that's very true

"

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Or alternatively the person they are meetings house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone just pointed that out to me today i never knew it was on my profile honestly can anyone really say there cant travel

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Bloke once invited me to meet in his shed. Classy

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By *ornylady71Woman
over a year ago

near Bury


"Easy enough...just fuck through the letterbox "

Hehehe

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Bloke once invited me to meet in his shed. Classy "

Ha ha class

Maybe he was offering to trim your lady garden

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Clubs? Or cannot travel maybe means only public transport.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? "

stretch lamp on the corner

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By *BWcpl49Couple
over a year ago

Reading


"Where the hell do they meet? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloke once invited me to meet in his shed. Classy "

Depends on the shed, my shed is a 2 story building with double glazing... but I wouldn't want to meet in there, too much saw dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meet local very local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet?

stretch lamp on the corner "

Bloody autocarrot.. street lamp!!!!

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

bedford

Yes that puzzles us too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse it could read don't accom do t travel don't meet local lol

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD


"Where the hell do they meet? "

Under the Boardwalk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? "

On this forum only.

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham


"Where the hell do they meet? "

You collect them, perhaps

Owl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes that puzzles us too "

So, I am not alone then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In local hotels.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"In bushes.

It has to be near the person's house I suppose "

Finally; yes

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield


"In bushes."

Hope u see this I can't message u directly as ur filter won't let me just wanted to say ur v beautiful and I'd love to chat to u about books and ur wrighting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For us it's simple, we don't meet and are only here for the forum, can't speak for others but that's what it means for us

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet? "

They don't travel or accommodate..what makes you think they meet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet?

They don't travel or accommodate..what makes you think they meet???"

I don't travel or accom. I meet.

Local cafe/pub for first meet and then arrange a second meet in a hotel if we want

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Where the hell do they meet?

They don't travel or accommodate..what makes you think they meet???"

I don't travel nor accommodate but apart from now when I want a break from it all, I do meet in clubs

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

I don't accommodate as I have children and inviting a stranger into my home is not only risky for me, but for them too. The safety of myself and my children is more important to me than a quick shag. I don't travel as in I don't drive, can't drive, don't own a car. I will travel on public transport to a point, but will not spend excessive time and money on what often turns out to be a disapointing meet, and I DO meet, as you will see in my verifications. It's not rocket science, everyone has their own individual circumstances and as a previous forumite said on this thread, luckily the fabbers i've chatted to have understood this.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

We can travel and accommodate, so in theory we could also pick someone up and bring them to ours, but we're not fucking taxi drivers....well we are....but... you know what i mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the hell do they meet?

They don't travel or accommodate..what makes you think they meet???"

I think so because sometimes the profile says so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some people put that just to stop people assuming they will meet at theirs - we met a lady who did both but used it as a filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You pic them up in location they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come you keep bumping your own ancient threads?

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