FabSwingers.com forum: Picky

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm way too picky. I won't meet if:

No face pic

Too short

Too thin

Too young

Illiterate

Pushy (rapey)

Cancels a meet

Anyone got anything better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You won't meet rapey people? That's asking a bit much, don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be over 70 years old accompanied by both parents

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Live and let live

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

No pics on profile

Been here for ages and no meets

Want to go straight to sex

They use 'Mmmmmm' in messages

They can't accommodate

Over weight

Bloody hell, loads of reasons...I could go on!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't meet if they block me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Won't meet if they block me

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yes this always works for me too

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I refuse to meet someone if

A. She isn't female

B. She doesn't have a pulse.

Most other things are negotiable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No pics on profile

Been here for ages and no meets

Want to go straight to sex

They use 'Mmmmmm' in messages

They can't accommodate

Over weight

Bloody hell, loads of reasons...I could go on!!!!

yeah, those too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You won't meet rapey people? That's asking a bit much, don't you think?"

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

How long have you got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting utterly out of context "LOLs" or "HaHas" on the end of messages. Just sounds like a quiet moment in a room with soft walls whilst wearing a tight fitting jacket with lots of buckles is required.

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

Generally don't meet since I don't really like people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting utterly out of context "LOLs" or "HaHas" on the end of messages. Just sounds like a quiet moment in a room with soft walls whilst wearing a tight fitting jacket with lots of buckles is required. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No pics on profile

Been here for ages and no meets

Want to go straight to sex

They use 'Mmmmmm' in messages

They can't accommodate

Over weight

Bloody hell, loads of reasons...I could go on!!!!

yeah, those too! "
Married playing away ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate LOL with a passion why do adults put this all the time? Grow the fuck up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm way too picky. I won't meet if:

No face pic

Too short

Too thin

Too young

Illiterate

Pushy (rapey)

Cancels a meet

Anyone got anything better?

I think I might just skip through your net, just don't add anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't meet anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll meet you if you can sing the Irish National Anthem.

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

I dont meet people that write lists.

Bore off.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

Dealbreakers for me:

- Irish

- 5'6"

- Snarling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate LOL with a passion why do adults put this all the time? Grow the fuck up!"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll meet you if you can sing the Irish National Anthem.

Ahhh the soldiers song

Amhrán na bhFiann

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm way too picky. I won't meet if:

No face pic

Too short

Too thin

Too young

Illiterate

Pushy (rapey)

Cancels a meet

Anyone got anything better?

"
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I don't want to.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

People who need virtual hugs

Snuggle loving people

Needy

Drama driven

People who aspire to live off other people

That's it for now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Is that picky or prefences.

If thats what your calling picky then god knows what people would think of mine.

I have a check list in my head and im crossing them off as i go along with things they are saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who need virtual hugs

Snuggle loving people

Needy

Drama driven

People who aspire to live off other people

That's it for now "

You are very feline!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a specific checklist. Height and being able to string a sentence together are the only absolute dealbreakers.

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who need virtual hugs

Snuggle loving people

Needy

Drama driven

People who aspire to live off other people

That's it for now "

What about actors?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes! Similarly, I spoke to a guy on the phone the other day, he laughed so loudly and so hysterically at pretty much everything I, or he, said, I wondered how he'd got out of his huggy jacket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm way too picky. I won't meet if:

No face pic

Too short

Too thin

Too young

Illiterate

Pushy (rapey)

Cancels a meet

Anyone got anything better?

I think I might just skip through your net, just don't add anymore.

Oh yeah, attached. But that's already on my profile as a no...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dealbreakers for me:

- Irish

- 5'6"

- Snarling"

-Gingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! Similarly, I spoke to a guy on the phone the other day, he laughed so loudly and so hysterically at pretty much everything I, or he, said, I wondered how he'd got out of his huggy jacket. "

Maybe it was a nervous laugh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes! Similarly, I spoke to a guy on the phone the other day, he laughed so loudly and so hysterically at pretty much everything I, or he, said, I wondered how he'd got out of his huggy jacket.

Maybe it was a nervous laugh?"

Maybe, I didn't think it could be though, he obviously meets plenty, so would've thought he'd be pretty ok about it all.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Actually its not a check list its more of what they say

Heres a few examples.

I like younger guys but if they mention my age in anyway shape or form as though its some kind of fetish gone

Disrespectful about other women/past meets gone

Give me any reason to believe they prefer they prefer not to have a social gone

Any one who brags in anyway shape ir form about their sexual abilities gone

Anyone who thinks they know my body better than me gone

Anyone who tells me how intelligent/funny/whatever they are gone

I could go on and on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! Similarly, I spoke to a guy on the phone the other day, he laughed so loudly and so hysterically at pretty much everything I, or he, said, I wondered how he'd got out of his huggy jacket. "

Permission to steal, with full credit and copyright, the phrase 'huggy jacket'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes! Similarly, I spoke to a guy on the phone the other day, he laughed so loudly and so hysterically at pretty much everything I, or he, said, I wondered how he'd got out of his huggy jacket.

Permission to steal, with full credit and copyright, the phrase 'huggy jacket'?"

Please do! I think I probably stole it myself though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Dealbreakers for me:

- Irish

- 5'6"

- Snarling

-Gingers

Yes, those, too. Frightful things, they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dealbreakers for me:

- Irish

- 5'6"

- Snarling

-Gingers

Yes, those, too. Frightful things, they are."

Wild ones especially.

Roaming around the cunt- ree -side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does d*unken under the table mumbling of the INA count?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

They live next door

They don't message (once in a while is ok though, we are not big on echat)

They mention any of the following, tv soaps, BB, afternoon game shows, Country & Western Music and/or line dancing, Football.

Oh and how Fab used to be really much much better! WE WASN'T HERE, WE DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT!!

Other than that, two arms, two legs & a head will get you a long way, How they are joined together will get you further & if your head doesn't rattle when you shake it let's party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be over 70 years old accompanied by both parents

Are you not worried there false nashers may get lost in transit ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't meet unless:

-you studied at Hogwarts

-can play the flute with 1 hand

-can solve an Rubiks cube in less than 30secs

& you know the words to the Pina Colada song lol

Not too picky at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really very picky,compared to other women.

Anyone could put me off by something they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a checklist, variety is the spice of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate LOL with a passion why do adults put this all the time? Grow the fuck up!"

You're so funny lol (so you know I'm being light-hearted and not sarcastic).

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Must be over 70 years old accompanied by both parents

Are you not worried there false nashers may get lost in transit ?"

Have you ever had someone sneeze with your cock in their mouth, Think of the H&S advantages man!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate LOL with a passion why do adults put this all the time? Grow the fuck up!"

LoL nothing childish about it it's just an expression I use it all of the time and I don't need to grow up anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Congrats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we all have a right to be picky and I don't think we should ever be ashamed of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be over 70 years old accompanied by both parents

Are you not worried there false nashers may get lost in transit ?

Have you ever had someone sneeze with your cock in their mouth, Think of the H&S advantages man!!

Most valid point i have infact read all week haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate LOL with a passion why do adults put this all the time? Grow the fuck up!

You're so funny lol (so you know I'm being light-hearted and not sarcastic)."

Of course i do ms nanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk that talk about themselves in the third person (everyone knows The Rock is the only peoples champ that can get away with that).

Oh, and Georgie likes to say "Mmmmmmm". Leave it alone!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Won't meet if they're bi curious, angel doesn't want to be teaching anyone.

Won't meet if they're "bi" but all their 12 verifications are from single men, ie no evidence of sapphic doings.

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By *rKinkedKuntMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Folk that talk about themselves in the third person (everyone knows The Rock is the only peoples champ that can get away with that).

Oh, and Georgie likes to say "Mmmmmmm". Leave it alone!

What about Chuck Norris? The Rock have to ask permission from chuck to use the 3rd person!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Won't meet if they're "bi" but all their 12 verifications are from single men, ie no evidence of sapphic doings. "

This, so so much this!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is absolutely nothing wrong with being picky..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Folk that talk about themselves in the third person (everyone knows The Rock is the only peoples champ that can get away with that).

Oh, and Georgie likes to say "Mmmmmmm". Leave it alone!

"
i find it creepy, i have no idea why they do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folk that talk about themselves in the third person (everyone knows The Rock is the only peoples champ that can get away with that).

Oh, and Georgie likes to say "Mmmmmmm". Leave it alone!

What about Chuck Norris? The Rock have to ask permission from chuck to use the 3rd person! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folk that talk about themselves in the third person (everyone knows The Rock is the only peoples champ that can get away with that).

Oh, and Georgie likes to say "Mmmmmmm". Leave it alone!

i find it creepy, i have no idea why they do it"

Like they're holding a menu and you're on it....gulp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folk that talk about themselves in the third person (everyone knows The Rock is the only peoples champ that can get away with that).

Oh, and Georgie likes to say "Mmmmmmm". Leave it alone!

What about Chuck Norris? The Rock have to ask permission from chuck to use the 3rd person! "

I heard Chuck Norris can get MacDonald's breakfast after 10:30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you`ve had sex with anyone else.. ever

i wont meet you

is what i meant to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folk that talk about themselves in the third person (everyone knows The Rock is the only peoples champ that can get away with that).

Oh, and Georgie likes to say "Mmmmmmm". Leave it alone!

i find it creepy, i have no idea why they do it

Like they're holding a menu and you're on it....gulp."

Now hang on... Is everyone that is saying they dislike the use of "mmmmm" really saying that they have never held a conversation with someone and at some point when a particularly appealing subject matter has them aroused, they have not once let out a "mmmmmm"?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folk that talk about themselves in the third person (everyone knows The Rock is the only peoples champ that can get away with that).

Oh, and Georgie likes to say "Mmmmmmm". Leave it alone!

i find it creepy, i have no idea why they do it

Like they're holding a menu and you're on it....gulp.

Not since 2009

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not since 2009"

Nothing appetising on the menu since then?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Folk that talk about themselves in the third person (everyone knows The Rock is the only peoples champ that can get away with that).

Oh, and Georgie likes to say "Mmmmmmm". Leave it alone!

i find it creepy, i have no idea why they do it

Like they're holding a menu and you're on it....gulp.

"
ha ha. It was the third party bit i find creepy not the mmmmmm bit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't meet anyone I'm not attracted to, but then, I'm attracted to people of all shapes, sizes and colours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not since 2009

Nothing appetising on the menu since then? "

No. ..it was a situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

It was only a light-hearted comment in reference to my stone heart, dear - no offence intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folk that talk about themselves in the third person (everyone knows The Rock is the only peoples champ that can get away with that).

Oh, and Georgie likes to say "Mmmmmmm". Leave it alone!

i find it creepy, i have no idea why they do it

Like they're holding a menu and you're on it....gulp.

Mmmmm is a bit gross, but nom nom should be a hanging offence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Oh are you engaged? You should have said

(Congratulations, btw)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for men, but not meeting men and blocking all messages from men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Oh are you engaged? You should have said

(Congratulations, btw)"

Thank You.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Folk that talk about themselves in the third person (everyone knows The Rock is the only peoples champ that can get away with that).

Oh, and Georgie likes to say "Mmmmmmm". Leave it alone!

i find it creepy, i have no idea why they do it

Like they're holding a menu and you're on it....gulp.

Mmmmm is a bit gross, but nom nom should be a hanging offence."

When looking at a menu my Mmmmmm's usually begin with a H as in Hmmmmm, or is that just me

Hence our username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf. "

ALL my holes? What are you going to do to my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

ALL my holes? What are you going to do to my ears

Whisper sweet somethings in them ? Of a slightly naughty nature of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

ALL my holes? What are you going to do to my ears

Whisper sweet somethings in them ? Of a slightly naughty nature of course

Ok. And my nostrils?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

ALL my holes? What are you going to do to my ears

Whisper sweet somethings in them ? Of a slightly naughty nature of course

Ok. And my nostrils?"

There are some questions you may regret asking.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

ALL my holes? What are you going to do to my ears

Whisper sweet somethings in them ? Of a slightly naughty nature of course

Ok. And my nostrils?"

Well im pretty sure your bount to get at least one boggy from time to time, of which i would have no problem removing

Im a caring person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folk that talk about themselves in the third person (everyone knows The Rock is the only peoples champ that can get away with that).

Oh, and Georgie likes to say "Mmmmmmm". Leave it alone!

i find it creepy, i have no idea why they do it

Like they're holding a menu and you're on it....gulp.

ha ha. It was the third party bit i find creepy not the mmmmmm bit lol"

In that, we are in agreement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

ALL my holes? What are you going to do to my ears

hence the crazy golf bubble above my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

ALL my holes? What are you going to do to my ears

Whisper sweet somethings in them ? Of a slightly naughty nature of course

Ok. And my nostrils?

There are some questions you may regret asking....."

A wise teacher once told me dont be affraid to ask questions how ever irrelivant or outragously silly they may sound to you, how else are you expecting to learn if you keep your inquisitive side under lock and key, i thank that teacher for that everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folk that talk about themselves in the third person (everyone knows The Rock is the only peoples champ that can get away with that).

Oh, and Georgie likes to say "Mmmmmmm". Leave it alone!

i find it creepy, i have no idea why they do it

Like they're holding a menu and you're on it....gulp.

Mmmmm is a bit gross, but nom nom should be a hanging offence.

When looking at a menu my Mmmmmm's usually begin with a H as in Hmmmmm, or is that just me

Hence our username

Nothing wrong with a "Hmmmmm" whilst on deliberation of something tasty! Nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I guess being picky is par for the course, but I'm so desperate to get laid!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought females just didn't meet in general or so I'm told x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf. "

Nine or eighteen? Is there a windmill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

Nine or eighteen? Is there a windmill?

I can supply a desk fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

ALL my holes? What are you going to do to my ears

Whisper sweet somethings in them ? Of a slightly naughty nature of course

Ok. And my nostrils?"

Tape two squares of slightly soft dairy milk just above your top lip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

Nine or eighteen? Is there a windmill?

I can supply a desk fan.

Sounds hot!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

ALL my holes? What are you going to do to my ears

Aural sex??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

ALL my holes? What are you going to do to my ears

Aural sex??

aur al rite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

Nine or eighteen? Is there a windmill?

No but there is a cart incase you cant keep up

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

mean people and people who gossip about other people, behind their backs or on the forums..

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

ALL my holes? What are you going to do to my ears

Aural sex??

aur al rite!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh ooooh I have one....

I don't like the phrase 'all your holes'

I immediately envisage my body as crazy golf.

ALL my holes? What are you going to do to my ears

Aural sex??

aur al rite!"

Naturaal

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I'm way too picky. I won't meet if:

No face pic

Too short

Too thin

Too young

Illiterate

Pushy (rapey)

Cancels a meet

Anyone got anything better?

You forgot married.

You're not picky by the way - what's the point of being on this site if you can't be choosey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess being picky is par for the course, but I'm so desperate to get laid!!!! "

This should be the battle cry for everyone on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No pics on profile

Been here for ages and no meets

Want to go straight to sex

They use 'Mmmmmm' in messages

They can't accommodate

Over weight

Bloody hell, loads of reasons...I could go on!!!!

yeah, those too! "

A pulse.... ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess being picky is par for the course, but I'm so desperate to get laid!!!! "

I'd offer but I'm a bit overweight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No pics on profile

Been here for ages and no meets

Want to go straight to sex

They use 'Mmmmmm' in messages

They can't accommodate

Over weight

Bloody hell, loads of reasons...I could go on!!!!

This and more ...

don't even want to start lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm way too picky. I won't meet if:

No face pic

Too short

Too thin

Too young

Illiterate

Pushy (rapey)

Cancels a meet

Anyone got anything better?

All perfectly reasonable reasons XXX

I won't meet if they want exclusive XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm way too picky. I won't meet if:

No face pic

Too short

Too thin

Too young

Illiterate

Pushy (rapey)

Cancels a meet

Anyone got anything better?

You forgot married.

You're not picky by the way - what's the point of being on this site if you can't be choosey?"

Yeah but that's in my profile and that's not picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I guess being picky is par for the course, but I'm so desperate to get laid!!!!

I'd offer but I'm a bit overweight!

I don't like skinny I didn't say anything about not liking a bit overweight

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By *iverpoolad2000Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"I'm way too picky. I won't meet if:

No face pic

Too short

Too thin

Too young

Illiterate

Pushy (rapey)

Cancels a meet

Anyone got anything better? I think am way to picky for this site myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I guess being picky is par for the course, but I'm so desperate to get laid!!!!

This should be the battle cry for everyone on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a couple of specific reasons but imnot going to publish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh, mine's on my profile. If it makes me picky, so be it. I'm not apologetic for what I like and dislike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have a couple of specific reasons but imnot going to publish

Double dare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have a couple of specific reasons but imnot going to publish

Double dare

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate LOL with a passion why do adults put this all the time? Grow the fuck up!"

I do, but it's just left over from my teenage yeas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No face pic

Face pic I don't like

Too short

Too tall

Too thin

Too fat

Too young

Too old

Pushy

Not enthusiastic enough

Too far away

Too close

Too many verifications

Not enough verifications

Short mails

Mails too long

I'm very easy going.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"No face pic

Face pic I don't like

Too short

Too tall

Too thin

Too fat

Too young

Too old

Pushy

Not enthusiastic enough

Too far away

Too close

Too many verifications

Not enough verifications

Short mails

Mails too long

I'm very easy going.

I give up

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have a couple of specific reasons but imnot going to publish

Double dare

nope

Triple dare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No face pic

Face pic I don't like

Too short

Too tall

Too thin

Too fat

Too young

Too old

Pushy

Not enthusiastic enough

Too far away

Too close

Too many verifications

Not enough verifications

Short mails

Mails too long

I'm very easy going.

So, me!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Bollox shit fuck looks like I ain't meeting anyone

Slightly overweight, been told I should be in huggy jacket, laugh inappropriately, talk about football, like football, has pubes, and a goatee beard at moment, don't drink beer, bit of a wanker but hey ho I am not ginger !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a specific checklist. Height and being able to string a sentence together are the only absolute dealbreakers."

And age

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Anyone who says 'to die for'

Unless they are prepared to do it and be genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a specific checklist. Height and being able to string a sentence together are the only absolute dealbreakers."

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?"

Sadly yes how I know!!!

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

"I'll meet you if you can sing the Irish National Anthem.

. I can sing the northern Ireland one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only meet females which meet my 32 criteria checklist

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By *iverpoolad2000Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"Meh, mine's on my profile. If it makes me picky, so be it. I'm not apologetic for what I like and dislike."
totally agree with you

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What about Magicians? I'd meet one, but only if he doesn't pull anything surprising out of anything

And for my next trick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting through the s**t I don't understand why some people, let's be honest here it's mainly women, are on this site. Guessing it's either to feel important and wanted or to have their egos massaged because it certainly seems not to meet people. Recently seen profiles: Joined but not to meet wtf?

Maybe Admin should rename their site: FabStationers or even FanBitchers, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?

Sadly yes how I know!!!

Aww I didn't realise you met him on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cutting through the s**t I don't understand why some people, let's be honest here it's mainly women, are on this site. Guessing it's either to feel important and wanted or to have their egos massaged because it certainly seems not to meet people. Recently seen profiles: Joined but not to meet wtf?

Maybe Admin should rename their site: FabStationers or even FanBitchers, no?"

TOUGH! I AIN'T MEETING ANYONE AT ALL EITHER.JOIN ANOTHER SITE WATCH BABE STATION ECT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THIS IS FAB "SWINGERS" NOT:GUARANTEED TO GET A MEET! "SWINGERS" BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD AIN'T MANY SWINGERS ON FAB MAINLY GUYS JUST WANTING SEX WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT SWINGING ACTUALLY IS! BLATANT TO KNOW WHY A LOT OF WOMEN DON'T MEET FROM THIS MESSAGE ALONE.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?

Sadly yes how I know!!!

Aww I didn't realise you met him on here.

Good scavenging then huh.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

I am generally picky (although I don't think I am) I have to find them Physically attractive otherwise it's no, you could have the personality of a saint but I am not going to have sex with you if I don't find you attractive, because it would not be fair for both the male and female if I cant get it up because I don't find you attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe Admin should rename their site: FabStationers or even FanBitchers, no?

Woah, no need to shout.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

And on the joke side of things Sinle bisexual males who send me messages saying 'Fncy suck u cock?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?

Sadly yes how I know!!!

Aww I didn't realise you met him on here.

My Fiancé Ain't Nothing to do with Fab! Though guys have tried to claim Me Only One Love for Me and My Fiancé doesn't swing either.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Maybe Admin should rename their site: FabStationers or even FanBitchers, no?

Woah, no need to shout.

I agree with the reply in Capitols, the women has something called sexual preference and can meet or not meet to their hearts content, because they are free to make that decision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, that escalated quickly

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Maybe Admin should rename their site: FabStationers or even FanBitchers, no?

Woah, no need to shout.

I agree with the reply in Capitols, the women has something called sexual preference and can meet or not meet to their hearts content, because they are free to make that decision. "

And guys can join in and shag in a 'non defined and agreed to what swinging actually means' way to their hearts content

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?

Sadly yes how I know!!!

Aww I didn't realise you met him on here.

My Fiancé Ain't Nothing to do with Fab! Though guys have tried to claim Me Only One Love for Me and My Fiancé doesn't swing either."

Why Are You Here Then If You Think So Little Of People Who Meet On Here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Is he on here too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold bucket of water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, that escalated quickly

In hindsight,I should have read the whole thread before posting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Is he on here too?"

Apparently not. (See ranty post above) Keep up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?

Sadly yes how I know!!!

Aww I didn't realise you met him on here.

My Fiancé Ain't Nothing to do with Fab! Though guys have tried to claim Me Only One Love for Me and My Fiancé doesn't swing either."

Get him to join Fab. He might love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean by better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold bucket of water?"

I wouldn't mind one for my feet,they're throbbing like a single man who hasn't had sex for months and has joined the site and still not getting any's cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold bucket of water?

I wouldn't mind one for my feet,they're throbbing like a single man who hasn't had sex for months and has joined the site and still not getting any's cock"

I have ice too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Is he on here too?

Apparently not. (See ranty post above) Keep up!"

I should have read the thread before asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean by better?"

Who, Lib? Who??? Learn to reply and quote.....amateurs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean by better?

Who, Lib? Who??? Learn to reply and quote.....amateurs

My apologies - I meant the OP.

"Anyone got anything better?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold bucket of water?

I wouldn't mind one for my feet,they're throbbing like a single man who hasn't had sex for months and has joined the site and still not getting any's cock

I have ice too.

Is there vodka by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold bucket of water?

I wouldn't mind one for my feet,they're throbbing like a single man who hasn't had sex for months and has joined the site and still not getting any's cock

I have ice too.

Is there vodka by any chance? "

you're in luck.... I have a bottle of absolut nestled in amongst the peas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm way too picky. I won't meet if:

No face pic

Too short

Too thin

Too young

Illiterate

Pushy (rapey)

Cancels a meet

Anyone got anything better?

We generally find the people we prefer not to meet are the picky ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean by better?

Who, Lib? Who??? Learn to reply and quote.....amateurs

My apologies - I meant the OP.

Anyone got anything better?"

I'd forgotten about the OP.

She means better ways of being picky,like not fucking men with hairy arses,or hobbit feet,or stupid people,or people who ask personal questions. That kind of thing I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?

Sadly yes how I know!!!

Aww I didn't realise you met him on here.

My Fiancé Ain't Nothing to do with Fab! Though guys have tried to claim Me Only One Love for Me and My Fiancé doesn't swing either.

Why Are You Here Then If You Think So Little Of People Who Meet On Here?

Nothing to do with you and I don't think so little of Everyone Else on Fab just guys like that.I have My Reasons for not meeting anyone and I have already Disclosed a few reasons why I'm not meeting with anyone from Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold bucket of water?

I wouldn't mind one for my feet,they're throbbing like a single man who hasn't had sex for months and has joined the site and still not getting any's cock

I have ice too.

Is there vodka by any chance?

you're in luck.... I have a bottle of absolut nestled in amongst the peas."

Perfect,just what I need to forget about the throbbing feet. We can make pea soup too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?

Sadly yes how I know!!!

Aww I didn't realise you met him on here.

My Fiancé Ain't Nothing to do with Fab! Though guys have tried to claim Me Only One Love for Me and My Fiancé doesn't swing either.

Get him to join Fab. He might love it

Believe Me My Fiancé Won't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?

Sadly yes how I know!!!

Aww I didn't realise you met him on here.

My Fiancé Ain't Nothing to do with Fab! Though guys have tried to claim Me Only One Love for Me and My Fiancé doesn't swing either.

Why Are You Here Then If You Think So Little Of People Who Meet On Here?

May I ask if you converse on the forums other than to let people know you're engaged and not meeting and you don't think much of the patrons of the site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean by better?

Who, Lib? Who??? Learn to reply and quote.....amateurs

My apologies - I meant the OP.

Anyone got anything better?

I'd forgotten about the OP.

She means better ways of being picky,like not fucking men with hairy arses,or hobbit feet,or stupid people,or people who ask personal questions. That kind of thing I think. "

Nasty Hobbitses!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?

Sadly yes how I know!!!

Aww I didn't realise you met him on here.

My Fiancé Ain't Nothing to do with Fab! Though guys have tried to claim Me Only One Love for Me and My Fiancé doesn't swing either.

Why Are You Here Then If You Think So Little Of People Who Meet On Here?

Guys like what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?

Sadly yes how I know!!!

Aww I didn't realise you met him on here.

My Fiancé Ain't Nothing to do with Fab! Though guys have tried to claim Me Only One Love for Me and My Fiancé doesn't swing either.

Why Are You Here Then If You Think So Little Of People Who Meet On Here?

When you're posting on a public forum it's a relevant question.

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By *P1964Woman
over a year ago

gillingham

"I'm way too picky. I won't meet if:

No face pic

Too short

Too thin

Too young

Illiterate

Pushy (rapey)

Cancels a meet

Anyone got anything better?

Sounds a fair list to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?

Sadly yes how I know!!!

Aww I didn't realise you met him on here.

My Fiancé Ain't Nothing to do with Fab! Though guys have tried to claim Me Only One Love for Me and My Fiancé doesn't swing either.

Get him to join Fab. He might love it

Believe Me My Fiancé Won't!

Is he ok with you being on here if it's so bad?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I don't meet anyone

I Don't meet up with anyone either now I'm Engaged

Ewww, gross!

Much better than Scavenging Fab to see what I can get!

TRUE!

So you never met anyone on here before you got engaged?

Sadly yes how I know!!!

Aww I didn't realise you met him on here.

My Fiancé Ain't Nothing to do with Fab! Though guys have tried to claim Me Only One Love for Me and My Fiancé doesn't swing either.

Why Are You Here Then If You Think So Little Of People Who Meet On Here?

May I ask if you converse on the forums other than to let people know you're engaged and not meeting and you don't think much of the patrons of the site?"

So she engaged and not meeting?! She never said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold bucket of water?

I wouldn't mind one for my feet,they're throbbing like a single man who hasn't had sex for months and has joined the site and still not getting any's cock

I have ice too.

Is there vodka by any chance?

you're in luck.... I have a bottle of absolut nestled in amongst the peas.

Perfect,just what I need to forget about the throbbing feet. We can make pea soup too. "

I'm not cooking but you can knock yourself out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd forgotten about the OP.

Ahh, sorry.

I'm too late now to read the whole bloody thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My list goes like this though:

1. Not awesome

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