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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol . Now I know this is going to be a hard one for both male and female but I want you to select the male or female who you know fancies the arse off you and tease them to breaking point let's see how long they can last.Are you ready GO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've selected, it was difficult out of the hundreds, now where is she.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nobody fancies the arse off me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though "

This. People just want to drink tea with me, I could tease them with my various mugs and a selection of teas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though "
Lmaoo you sure about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've selected, it was difficult out of the hundreds, now where is she. "
I'm here lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though

This. People just want to drink tea with me, I could tease them with my various mugs and a selection of teas. "

Not true!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though Lmaoo you sure about that "

Yep, at least, nobody who uses the fora fancies the arse off me.

And anyone new won't know because my profile is currently hidden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im unbreakable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though

This. People just want to drink tea with me, I could tease them with my various mugs and a selection of teas. "

I'll get my coffee mugs out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im unbreakable"

I have broken stronger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im unbreakable

I have broken stronger! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im unbreakable

I have broken stronger! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though "

No body else fancies Me Either I'm More than Very Happy with My Fiancé .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though

No body else fancies Me Either I'm More than Very Happy with My Fiancé ."

I'd suggest not hiding your profile then lmaoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody ever notices me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody ever notices me "
Lmaoo you sure i bet your name speaks volumes with this kind of thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody fancies the arse of me either, though maybe I could tempt some with cheesecake and my bad guitar playing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody ever notices me Lmaoo you sure i bet your name speaks volumes with this kind of thread "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody ever notices me Lmaoo you sure i bet your name speaks volumes with this kind of thread "
Why don't you try it out see if you are the queen then lmaoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody ever notices me "

With that cleavage it's hard not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody ever notices me Lmaoo you sure i bet your name speaks volumes with this kind of thread Why don't you try it out see if you are the queen then lmaoo "
been there done that. Now have the title. Pmsl.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a shot can't be sure who fancies the pants off me though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody ever notices me

With that cleavage it's hard not to "

you noticed me lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll give it a shot can't be sure who fancies the pants off me though lol "
I do lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody ever notices me Lmaoo you sure i bet your name speaks volumes with this kind of thread Why don't you try it out see if you are the queen then lmaoo been there done that. Now have the title. Pmsl.x"
She's got the crown

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though "

This... and if they do they are very good at hiding it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though

This... and if they do they are very good at hiding it "

Lmaoo definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody ever notices me

With that cleavage it's hard not to you noticed me lol x"

How did you guess that

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It already harpooned to me on the belt thread ohhh that pic

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"It already harpooned to me on the belt thread ohhh that pic "

Harpooned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It already harpooned to me on the belt thread ohhh that pic "

who's pic?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them"

Nope, try harder please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though

No body else fancies Me Either I'm More than Very Happy with My Fiancé . I'd suggest not hiding your profile then lmaoo "

I'm glad My Profile Ain't Viewable Now all I was getting was messages from Desperate guys expecting too much and too soon!!!!!!! I'm Very Happy and Settled with My Fiancé Now. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I couldn't possibly be so presumptuous as to declare someone fancies me.

They'd probably end up teasing me more like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think she passed out with my teasing!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please! "

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please!

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder"

Haha, the thigh does look nice a firm this morning.....

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please!

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder

Haha, the thigh does look nice a firm this morning..... "

You sure it's the thigh you are looking at? Lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Oh, I couldn't possibly be so presumptuous as to declare someone fancies me.

They'd probably end up teasing me more like! "

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please!

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder

Haha, the thigh does look nice a firm this morning.....

You sure it's the thigh you are looking at? Lol"

You know me!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please!

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder

Haha, the thigh does look nice a firm this morning.....

You sure it's the thigh you are looking at? Lol

You know me! "

I'll take that as a no then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, I couldn't possibly be so presumptuous as to declare someone fancies me.

They'd probably end up teasing me more like!

"

...could've sworn that I saw someone there in the shadows...;-)

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please!

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder

Haha, the thigh does look nice a firm this morning.....

You sure it's the thigh you are looking at? Lol

You know me!

I'll take that as a no then "

Not at all, you know I love stroking a nice firm thigh.....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Oh, I couldn't possibly be so presumptuous as to declare someone fancies me.

They'd probably end up teasing me more like!

...could've sworn that I saw someone there in the shadows...;-)"

Someone lurking in the showers haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are we supposed to know who fancies us? This is a tricky challenge!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please!

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder

Haha, the thigh does look nice a firm this morning.....

You sure it's the thigh you are looking at? Lol

You know me!

I'll take that as a no then

Not at all, you know I love stroking a nice firm thigh..... "

As long as you don't mind me stroking something else at the same time

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please!

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder

Haha, the thigh does look nice a firm this morning.....

You sure it's the thigh you are looking at? Lol

You know me!

I'll take that as a no then

Not at all, you know I love stroking a nice firm thigh.....

As long as you don't mind me stroking something else at the same time"

You have a cat too!??!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please!

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder

Haha, the thigh does look nice a firm this morning.....

You sure it's the thigh you are looking at? Lol

You know me!

I'll take that as a no then

Not at all, you know I love stroking a nice firm thigh.....

As long as you don't mind me stroking something else at the same time

You have a cat too!??! "

How did you guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at your profile and pics im guessing most in your case dana x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please!

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder

Haha, the thigh does look nice a firm this morning.....

You sure it's the thigh you are looking at? Lol

You know me!

I'll take that as a no then

Not at all, you know I love stroking a nice firm thigh.....

As long as you don't mind me stroking something else at the same time

You have a cat too!??!

How did you guess"

Any deity who's anyone has a cat!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please!

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder

Haha, the thigh does look nice a firm this morning.....

You sure it's the thigh you are looking at? Lol

You know me!

I'll take that as a no then

Not at all, you know I love stroking a nice firm thigh.....

As long as you don't mind me stroking something else at the same time

You have a cat too!??!

How did you guess

Any deity who's anyone has a cat! "

Indee or a hammer

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please!

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder

Haha, the thigh does look nice a firm this morning.....

You sure it's the thigh you are looking at? Lol

You know me!

I'll take that as a no then

Not at all, you know I love stroking a nice firm thigh.....

As long as you don't mind me stroking something else at the same time

You have a cat too!??!

How did you guess

Any deity who's anyone has a cat!

Indee or a hammer "

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking at your profile and pics im guessing most in your case dana x"

Really? You after a tease today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look amazing dana x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow really dana

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please!

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder

Haha, the thigh does look nice a firm this morning.....

You sure it's the thigh you are looking at? Lol

You know me!

I'll take that as a no then

Not at all, you know I love stroking a nice firm thigh.....

As long as you don't mind me stroking something else at the same time

You have a cat too!??!

How did you guess

Any deity who's anyone has a cat!

Indee or a hammer

Hahaha! "

Sorry didn't mean to embarass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are we supposed to know who fancies us? This is a tricky challenge! "

I fancy you. How's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are we supposed to know who fancies us? This is a tricky challenge!

I fancy you. How's that?"

Okay, I'd better think how I'm going to tease you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though

No body else fancies Me Either I'm More than Very Happy with My Fiancé . I'd suggest not hiding your profile then lmaoo

I'm glad My Profile Ain't Viewable Now all I was getting was messages from Desperate guys expecting too much and too soon!!!!!!! I'm Very Happy and Settled with My Fiancé Now. ."

I didn't know this was a thread about many times you can get the word fiancé into one post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody ever notices me Lmaoo you sure i bet your name speaks volumes with this kind of thread Why don't you try it out see if you are the queen then lmaoo been there done that. Now have the title. Pmsl.x She's got the crown "
and throne

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Well I got well and truly teased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though

No body else fancies Me Either I'm More than Very Happy with My Fiancé . I'd suggest not hiding your profile then lmaoo

I'm glad My Profile Ain't Viewable Now all I was getting was messages from Desperate guys expecting too much and too soon!!!!!!! I'm Very Happy and Settled with My Fiancé Now. .

I didn't know this was a thread about many times you can get the word fiancé into one post "

pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody ever notices me

With that cleavage it's hard not to you noticed me lol x

How did you guess that "

I'm good at guessing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though

No body else fancies Me Either I'm More than Very Happy with My Fiancé . I'd suggest not hiding your profile then lmaoo

I'm glad My Profile Ain't Viewable Now all I was getting was messages from Desperate guys expecting too much and too soon!!!!!!! I'm Very Happy and Settled with My Fiancé Now. .

I didn't know this was a thread about many times you can get the word fiancé into one post "

Now about how many times My "Fiancé" can get into Me... .

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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"Be interesting to see if I have made it obvious enough to those I question that I fancy the arse off them

Nope, try harder please!

Cheeky bitch couldn't be any harder

Haha, the thigh does look nice a firm this morning.....

You sure it's the thigh you are looking at? Lol

You know me!

I'll take that as a no then

Not at all, you know I love stroking a nice firm thigh.....

As long as you don't mind me stroking something else at the same time

You have a cat too!??!

How did you guess

Any deity who's anyone has a cat!

Indee or a hammer

Hahaha!

Sorry didn't mean to embarass lol"

It takes a tad more than that sweet cheeks, I was playing coy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a lot of people.. And im quite easy to tease so im out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though

No body else fancies Me Either I'm More than Very Happy with My Fiancé . I'd suggest not hiding your profile then lmaoo

I'm glad My Profile Ain't Viewable Now all I was getting was messages from Desperate guys expecting too much and too soon!!!!!!! I'm Very Happy and Settled with My Fiancé Now. .

I didn't know this was a thread about many times you can get the word fiancé into one post

Now about how many times My "Fiancé" can get into Me... ."

Have you event me JB yet??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fancy a lot of people.. And im quite easy to tease so im out "
Lmaoo aww would of loved it with you beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though "

Difficult to know if I would as you're profiles hidden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody fancies the arse off me though

No body else fancies Me Either I'm More than Very Happy with My Fiancé . I'd suggest not hiding your profile then lmaoo

I'm glad My Profile Ain't Viewable Now all I was getting was messages from Desperate guys expecting too much and too soon!!!!!!! I'm Very Happy and Settled with My Fiancé Now. .

I didn't know this was a thread about many times you can get the word fiancé into one post

Now about how many times My "Fiancé" can get into Me... .

Have you event me JB yet?? "

In So Many Way's ..... .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a single person fancies me ??

Anyone wanna tease me make me feel wanted on here ??

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Oooo this will make a bus journey go quickly

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What's going on here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx"

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's going on here?? "

Some flirting and teasing your Ladyship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've selected, it was difficult out of the hundreds, now where is she. I'm here lol."

Wow Queen Teaser, looking at your pics is teas enough for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've received three teasing pics.. Please stop, I have work soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's going on here?? "
Teasing lovely will you tease me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be teased that much it's not possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've received three teasing pics.. Please stop, I have work soon "
Lmaoo i assume you want to be dry for work then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've received three teasing pics.. Please stop, I have work soon Lmaoo i assume you want to be dry for work then "

Would be good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've received three teasing pics.. Please stop, I have work soon Lmaoo i assume you want to be dry for work then

Would be good "

Lmaoo shouldn't of commented on this until after work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone wanna tease me ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on... "

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you! "

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

I have no experience with teasing, none whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx"

Now that's just not true!.... Oh, sorry, I told you I "fancy the pants off you" didn't I?! Important difference there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My god if i had boxers on now they'd be soaked right about now getting well and truly teased I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

Now that's just not true!.... Oh, sorry, I told you I "fancy the pants off you" didn't I?! Important difference there "

But I don't want to tease you sir! Teasing implies a lot of frustration and a lack of resolution! With you - I'd like resolution!

But as its the nature of the thread - I'll start by looking into your eyes, gently moistening my lips with my tongue, and moving very slowly to brush my lips against yours! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone said I look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Wrong type of teasing.

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"Someone said I look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Wrong type of teasing. "
I was thinking Thelma

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"Someone said I look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Wrong type of teasing. I was thinking Thelma "

Jinkies

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over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse! "

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X

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over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X"

I'd love to be teased by you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

Now that's just not true!.... Oh, sorry, I told you I "fancy the pants off you" didn't I?! Important difference there

But I don't want to tease you sir! Teasing implies a lot of frustration and a lack of resolution! With you - I'd like resolution!

But as its the nature of the thread - I'll start by looking into your eyes, gently moistening my lips with my tongue, and moving very slowly to brush my lips against yours! Xx"

....So, in that case M'Lady, this is more of a promise of what is to be, rather than a tease? That is very stirring indeed xx

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over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you "

get a room pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

Now that's just not true!.... Oh, sorry, I told you I "fancy the pants off you" didn't I?! Important difference there

But I don't want to tease you sir! Teasing implies a lot of frustration and a lack of resolution! With you - I'd like resolution!

But as its the nature of the thread - I'll start by looking into your eyes, gently moistening my lips with my tongue, and moving very slowly to brush my lips against yours! Xx

....So, in that case M'Lady, this is more of a promise of what is to be, rather than a tease? That is very stirring indeed xx"

For you my lovely - a very definite promise!!

When we've brushed lips I'll lean in for a deeper kiss - gently brushing your neck with my thumbs - and slowly moving closer until our bodies are touching each other - then pressing against each other as our kiss becomes more urgent and passionate! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

Now that's just not true!.... Oh, sorry, I told you I "fancy the pants off you" didn't I?! Important difference there

But I don't want to tease you sir! Teasing implies a lot of frustration and a lack of resolution! With you - I'd like resolution!

But as its the nature of the thread - I'll start by looking into your eyes, gently moistening my lips with my tongue, and moving very slowly to brush my lips against yours! Xx

....So, in that case M'Lady, this is more of a promise of what is to be, rather than a tease? That is very stirring indeed xx

For you my lovely - a very definite promise!!

When we've brushed lips I'll lean in for a deeper kiss - gently brushing your neck with my thumbs - and slowly moving closer until our bodies are touching each other - then pressing against each other as our kiss becomes more urgent and passionate! Xx"

I think I shall take that room someone just mentioned right now please?! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you "

You,sir, I shall tease by sitting you on a chair and asking you to hold your hands behind your back. I shall then start to do a slow striptease in front of you! If you unclasp your hands/try to touch - I stop and put an item of clothing back on!

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"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

Now that's just not true!.... Oh, sorry, I told you I "fancy the pants off you" didn't I?! Important difference there

But I don't want to tease you sir! Teasing implies a lot of frustration and a lack of resolution! With you - I'd like resolution!

But as its the nature of the thread - I'll start by looking into your eyes, gently moistening my lips with my tongue, and moving very slowly to brush my lips against yours! Xx

....So, in that case M'Lady, this is more of a promise of what is to be, rather than a tease? That is very stirring indeed xx

For you my lovely - a very definite promise!!

When we've brushed lips I'll lean in for a deeper kiss - gently brushing your neck with my thumbs - and slowly moving closer until our bodies are touching each other - then pressing against each other as our kiss becomes more urgent and passionate! Xx

I think I shall take that room someone just mentioned right now please?! xx"

If you can wait until September you're on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you

You,sir, I shall tease by sitting you on a chair and asking you to hold your hands behind your back. I shall then start to do a slow striptease in front of you! If you unclasp your hands/try to touch - I stop and put an item of clothing back on! "

OOOOOOOO ultimate torture lol

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over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

Now that's just not true!.... Oh, sorry, I told you I "fancy the pants off you" didn't I?! Important difference there

But I don't want to tease you sir! Teasing implies a lot of frustration and a lack of resolution! With you - I'd like resolution!

But as its the nature of the thread - I'll start by looking into your eyes, gently moistening my lips with my tongue, and moving very slowly to brush my lips against yours! Xx

....So, in that case M'Lady, this is more of a promise of what is to be, rather than a tease? That is very stirring indeed xx

For you my lovely - a very definite promise!!

When we've brushed lips I'll lean in for a deeper kiss - gently brushing your neck with my thumbs - and slowly moving closer until our bodies are touching each other - then pressing against each other as our kiss becomes more urgent and passionate! Xx

I think I shall take that room someone just mentioned right now please?! xx

If you can wait until September you're on! "

Pinky swear on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you

You,sir, I shall tease by sitting you on a chair and asking you to hold your hands behind your back. I shall then start to do a slow striptease in front of you! If you unclasp your hands/try to touch - I stop and put an item of clothing back on! OOOOOOOO ultimate torture lol "

Indeed! And when I'm naked other than stockings and heels - I'll slowly lower myself and straddle you on the chair - whilst your hands remain behind your back! Xx

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Ooh the joys of dodgy phone signal. ..still awaiting relief from bus journey boredom

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over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you

You,sir, I shall tease by sitting you on a chair and asking you to hold your hands behind your back. I shall then start to do a slow striptease in front of you! If you unclasp your hands/try to touch - I stop and put an item of clothing back on! OOOOOOOO ultimate torture lol

Indeed! And when I'm naked other than stockings and heels - I'll slowly lower myself and straddle you on the chair - whilst your hands remain behind your back! Xx"

MMMM very nice carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

Now that's just not true!.... Oh, sorry, I told you I "fancy the pants off you" didn't I?! Important difference there

But I don't want to tease you sir! Teasing implies a lot of frustration and a lack of resolution! With you - I'd like resolution!

But as its the nature of the thread - I'll start by looking into your eyes, gently moistening my lips with my tongue, and moving very slowly to brush my lips against yours! Xx

....So, in that case M'Lady, this is more of a promise of what is to be, rather than a tease? That is very stirring indeed xx

For you my lovely - a very definite promise!!

When we've brushed lips I'll lean in for a deeper kiss - gently brushing your neck with my thumbs - and slowly moving closer until our bodies are touching each other - then pressing against each other as our kiss becomes more urgent and passionate! Xx

I think I shall take that room someone just mentioned right now please?! xx

If you can wait until September you're on!

Pinky swear on it? "

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you

You,sir, I shall tease by sitting you on a chair and asking you to hold your hands behind your back. I shall then start to do a slow striptease in front of you! If you unclasp your hands/try to touch - I stop and put an item of clothing back on! OOOOOOOO ultimate torture lol

Indeed! And when I'm naked other than stockings and heels - I'll slowly lower myself and straddle you on the chair - whilst your hands remain behind your back! Xx MMMM very nice carry on "

Then I'll reach behind your back, unclasp your hands, and place them on my breasts, ordering you to tease my nipples whilst I moan softly! Feeling your erection pressing against me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you

You,sir, I shall tease by sitting you on a chair and asking you to hold your hands behind your back. I shall then start to do a slow striptease in front of you! If you unclasp your hands/try to touch - I stop and put an item of clothing back on! OOOOOOOO ultimate torture lol

Indeed! And when I'm naked other than stockings and heels - I'll slowly lower myself and straddle you on the chair - whilst your hands remain behind your back! Xx MMMM very nice carry on

Then I'll reach behind your back, unclasp your hands, and place them on my breasts, ordering you to tease my nipples whilst I moan softly! Feeling your erection pressing against me! "

I slowly start to rub my erection in a forwards and backwards motion against your p***y i see you bite your lip you then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X"

Words fail me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you

You,sir, I shall tease by sitting you on a chair and asking you to hold your hands behind your back. I shall then start to do a slow striptease in front of you! If you unclasp your hands/try to touch - I stop and put an item of clothing back on! OOOOOOOO ultimate torture lol

Indeed! And when I'm naked other than stockings and heels - I'll slowly lower myself and straddle you on the chair - whilst your hands remain behind your back! Xx MMMM very nice carry on

Then I'll reach behind your back, unclasp your hands, and place them on my breasts, ordering you to tease my nipples whilst I moan softly! Feeling your erection pressing against me! I slowly start to rub my erection in a forwards and backwards motion against your p***y i see you bite your lip you then...."

Move forward and slowly press my lips against yours - kissing you softly at first, then more urgently - knowing all the while that your now rock hard cock is desperate to get into my hot, tight, soaking wet pussy! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X

Words fail me... "

Well I hoped you'd enjoy it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X

Words fail me...

Well I hoped you'd enjoy it! "

I'd enjoy it more if I knew it was really going to happen, but we both know it's not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X

Words fail me...

Well I hoped you'd enjoy it!

I'd enjoy it more if I knew it was really going to happen, but we both know it's not. "

But it's a teasing thread sir!

To be fair - teasing isn't normally my forte!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X

Words fail me...

Well I hoped you'd enjoy it!

I'd enjoy it more if I knew it was really going to happen, but we both know it's not.

But it's a teasing thread sir!

To be fair - teasing isn't normally my forte! "

You've done an excellent job ma'am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't know how to tease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't know how to tease! "

I think the phrase 'liar liar pants on fire' springs to mind here lovely lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X

Words fail me...

Well I hoped you'd enjoy it!

I'd enjoy it more if I knew it was really going to happen, but we both know it's not.

But it's a teasing thread sir!

To be fair - teasing isn't normally my forte!

You've done an excellent job ma'am! "

Why thank'ya kindly! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you

You,sir, I shall tease by sitting you on a chair and asking you to hold your hands behind your back. I shall then start to do a slow striptease in front of you! If you unclasp your hands/try to touch - I stop and put an item of clothing back on! OOOOOOOO ultimate torture lol

Indeed! And when I'm naked other than stockings and heels - I'll slowly lower myself and straddle you on the chair - whilst your hands remain behind your back! Xx MMMM very nice carry on

Then I'll reach behind your back, unclasp your hands, and place them on my breasts, ordering you to tease my nipples whilst I moan softly! Feeling your erection pressing against me! I slowly start to rub my erection in a forwards and backwards motion against your p***y i see you bite your lip you then....

Move forward and slowly press my lips against yours - kissing you softly at first, then more urgently - knowing all the while that your now rock hard cock is desperate to get into my hot, tight, soaking wet pussy! X"

Meanwhile while our lips meet and we start kissing more urgently I'm still rubbing your tits i hear you moan then i slowly but rub my hands right down to your soaking wet pussy and start rubbing my god your soo wet right now having all your juices on my fingers i let you lick your juices off my fingers i see your demanding look as i stare into your eyes you then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't know how to tease!

I think the phrase 'liar liar pants on fire' springs to mind here lovely lady! "

Me?

Never

Ps, can't wait to see you at AT X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure you are an amazing tease when you want to be and even better when your not teasing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont think anyone fancies the arse of me as the amount of messages i dont get

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont think anyone fancies the arse of me as the amount of messages i dont get "
Shocking that is i fancy the arse off you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont think anyone fancies the arse of me as the amount of messages i dont get "
I'm not in your age range though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont think anyone fancies the arse of me as the amount of messages i dont get "
Snap

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Dont think anyone fancies the arse of me as the amount of messages i dont get "

Nope never sent you a message in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont think anyone fancies the arse of me as the amount of messages i dont get

Nope never sent you a message in my life "

I deny all knowlege of ever having a message from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont think anyone fancies the arse of me as the amount of messages i dont get Snap "

We should have our own club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont think anyone fancies the arse of me as the amount of messages i dont get Snap

We should have our own club "

Yeah THE Sad sacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont think anyone fancies the arse of me as the amount of messages i dont get Snap

We should have our own club Yeah THE Sad sacks "

Thats about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've selected, it was difficult out of the hundreds, now where is she. I'm here lol.

Wow Queen Teaser, looking at your pics is teas enough for me "

that's how good I am. No words needed pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease? I don't tease, I don't even flirt!!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Dont think anyone fancies the arse of me as the amount of messages i dont get

Nope never sent you a message in my life

I deny all knowlege of ever having a message from you "

Just a figment of your imagination clearly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've selected, it was difficult out of the hundreds, now where is she. I'm here lol.

Wow Queen Teaser, looking at your pics is teas enough for me that's how good I am. No words needed pmsl x"

Lmaoo like i said you have the crown lets see if your still worthy of that crown though ey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont think anyone fancies the arse of me as the amount of messages i dont get

Nope never sent you a message in my life

I deny all knowlege of ever having a message from you

Just a figment of your imagination clearly "

A lovely figment of my imagination i must say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tease? I don't tease, I don't even flirt!! "
Lol seriously bet your good at it

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

This could be interesting tee hee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This could be interesting tee hee x"

Ooo, i like you all bespectacled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never heard such amount of clichés. Actually yes I have. In a Jilly Cooper novel (she made things up too) and the editorial in a top shelf low rent 1970's porn mag. Get a bit more original than a book people.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I've never heard such amount of clichés. Actually yes I have. In a Jilly Cooper novel (she made things up too) and the editorial in a top shelf low rent 1970's porn mag. Get a bit more original than a book people. "

Get 'em off!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Dont think anyone fancies the arse of me as the amount of messages i dont get

Nope never sent you a message in my life

I deny all knowlege of ever having a message from you

Just a figment of your imagination clearly

A lovely figment of my imagination i must say "

Very kind of you to say so figment away

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"This could be interesting tee hee x

Ooo, i like you all bespectacled "

Thank you

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over a year ago


"I've never heard such amount of clichés. Actually yes I have. In a Jilly Cooper novel (she made things up too) and the editorial in a top shelf low rent 1970's porn mag. Get a bit more original than a book people.

Get 'em off! "

At least that's more honest than "and then I'm going to do this and the in going to do that"

Just waiting for the feather boas to come out and the into to "the stripper"

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over a year ago


"I've never heard such amount of clichés. Actually yes I have. In a Jilly Cooper novel (she made things up too) and the editorial in a top shelf low rent 1970's porn mag. Get a bit more original than a book people.

Get 'em off!

At least that's more honest than "and then I'm going to do this and the in going to do that"

Just waiting for the feather boas to come out and the into to "the stripper""

It's a teasing thread - and as the OP requested we're teasing!

If you think we're inept then you're most welcome to show us how it should be done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh misery guts (I think I can just about bravely get away with that) there's nothing wrong with a feather boa and a dash of kitcsh. (Just trying to lighten the mood).

Also, get 'em off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't know how to tease!

I think the phrase 'liar liar pants on fire' springs to mind here lovely lady!

Me?

Never

Ps, can't wait to see you at AT X"

Yeah you too lovely! It'll be great to meet you at last!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've never heard such amount of clichés. Actually yes I have. In a Jilly Cooper novel (she made things up too) and the editorial in a top shelf low rent 1970's porn mag. Get a bit more original than a book people.

Get 'em off!

At least that's more honest than "and then I'm going to do this and the in going to do that"

Just waiting for the feather boas to come out and the into to "the stripper"

It's a teasing thread - and as the OP requested we're teasing!

If you think we're inept then you're most welcome to show us how it should be done?"

Your ass is teasing me just fine thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh misery guts (I think I can just about bravely get away with that) there's nothing wrong with a feather boa and a dash of kitcsh. (Just trying to lighten the mood).

Also, get 'em off "

I third that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never heard such amount of clichés. Actually yes I have. In a Jilly Cooper novel (she made things up too) and the editorial in a top shelf low rent 1970's porn mag. Get a bit more original than a book people.

Get 'em off!

At least that's more honest than "and then I'm going to do this and the in going to do that"

Just waiting for the feather boas to come out and the into to "the stripper"

It's a teasing thread - and as the OP requested we're teasing!

If you think we're inept then you're most welcome to show us how it should be done?

Your ass is teasing me just fine thankyou"

Why thank you - I think it was made for teasing - especially in tight jeans and dresses!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've never heard such amount of clichés. Actually yes I have. In a Jilly Cooper novel (she made things up too) and the editorial in a top shelf low rent 1970's porn mag. Get a bit more original than a book people.

Get 'em off!

At least that's more honest than "and then I'm going to do this and the in going to do that"

Just waiting for the feather boas to come out and the into to "the stripper"

It's a teasing thread - and as the OP requested we're teasing!

If you think we're inept then you're most welcome to show us how it should be done?

Your ass is teasing me just fine thankyou

Why thank you - I think it was made for teasing - especially in tight jeans and dresses! "

Sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh misery guts (I think I can just about bravely get away with that) there's nothing wrong with a feather boa and a dash of kitcsh. (Just trying to lighten the mood).

Also, get 'em off "

Although, as Devil's Advocate, Mr Legend is more than capable of teasing the heck out of pretty much all situations and is, blissfully, never predictable and not a cliché in sight.

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over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you

You,sir, I shall tease by sitting you on a chair and asking you to hold your hands behind your back. I shall then start to do a slow striptease in front of you! If you unclasp your hands/try to touch - I stop and put an item of clothing back on! OOOOOOOO ultimate torture lol

Indeed! And when I'm naked other than stockings and heels - I'll slowly lower myself and straddle you on the chair - whilst your hands remain behind your back! Xx MMMM very nice carry on

Then I'll reach behind your back, unclasp your hands, and place them on my breasts, ordering you to tease my nipples whilst I moan softly! Feeling your erection pressing against me! I slowly start to rub my erection in a forwards and backwards motion against your p***y i see you bite your lip you then....

Move forward and slowly press my lips against yours - kissing you softly at first, then more urgently - knowing all the while that your now rock hard cock is desperate to get into my hot, tight, soaking wet pussy! X Meanwhile while our lips meet and we start kissing more urgently I'm still rubbing your tits i hear you moan then i slowly but rub my hands right down to your soaking wet pussy and start rubbing my god your soo wet right now having all your juices on my fingers i let you lick your juices off my fingers i see your demanding look as i stare into your eyes you then.... "

Very, very slowly (whilst Legend is tied to a chair in the corner - being forced to watch and going greener by the minute! ) lower myself onto your rigid cock, halting at the tip - staring into your eyes - and sinking lower until you're balls deep inside me! I raise myself slowly, pausing at the tip - for too long - so you grab my shoulders and push me down onto you - hard!

(From the corner of your eye you can see Legend - still tied to the chair - quietly vomiting at the cliche's!! )

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over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you

You,sir, I shall tease by sitting you on a chair and asking you to hold your hands behind your back. I shall then start to do a slow striptease in front of you! If you unclasp your hands/try to touch - I stop and put an item of clothing back on! OOOOOOOO ultimate torture lol

Indeed! And when I'm naked other than stockings and heels - I'll slowly lower myself and straddle you on the chair - whilst your hands remain behind your back! Xx MMMM very nice carry on

Then I'll reach behind your back, unclasp your hands, and place them on my breasts, ordering you to tease my nipples whilst I moan softly! Feeling your erection pressing against me! I slowly start to rub my erection in a forwards and backwards motion against your p***y i see you bite your lip you then....

Move forward and slowly press my lips against yours - kissing you softly at first, then more urgently - knowing all the while that your now rock hard cock is desperate to get into my hot, tight, soaking wet pussy! X Meanwhile while our lips meet and we start kissing more urgently I'm still rubbing your tits i hear you moan then i slowly but rub my hands right down to your soaking wet pussy and start rubbing my god your soo wet right now having all your juices on my fingers i let you lick your juices off my fingers i see your demanding look as i stare into your eyes you then....

Very, very slowly (whilst Legend is tied to a chair in the corner - being forced to watch and going greener by the minute! ) lower myself onto your rigid cock, halting at the tip - staring into your eyes - and sinking lower until you're balls deep inside me! I raise myself slowly, pausing at the tip - for too long - so you grab my shoulders and push me down onto you - hard!

(From the corner of your eye you can see Legend - still tied to the chair - quietly vomiting at the cliche's!! ) "

I look at legend nod my head with squinty eyes basically telling him you wish you had this can see him fustrated by lack of attention so grab you by the hair and start forcing your head up and down really fast i can hear you gag now you then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you

You,sir, I shall tease by sitting you on a chair and asking you to hold your hands behind your back. I shall then start to do a slow striptease in front of you! If you unclasp your hands/try to touch - I stop and put an item of clothing back on! OOOOOOOO ultimate torture lol

Indeed! And when I'm naked other than stockings and heels - I'll slowly lower myself and straddle you on the chair - whilst your hands remain behind your back! Xx MMMM very nice carry on

Then I'll reach behind your back, unclasp your hands, and place them on my breasts, ordering you to tease my nipples whilst I moan softly! Feeling your erection pressing against me! I slowly start to rub my erection in a forwards and backwards motion against your p***y i see you bite your lip you then....

Move forward and slowly press my lips against yours - kissing you softly at first, then more urgently - knowing all the while that your now rock hard cock is desperate to get into my hot, tight, soaking wet pussy! X Meanwhile while our lips meet and we start kissing more urgently I'm still rubbing your tits i hear you moan then i slowly but rub my hands right down to your soaking wet pussy and start rubbing my god your soo wet right now having all your juices on my fingers i let you lick your juices off my fingers i see your demanding look as i stare into your eyes you then....

Very, very slowly (whilst Legend is tied to a chair in the corner - being forced to watch and going greener by the minute! ) lower myself onto your rigid cock, halting at the tip - staring into your eyes - and sinking lower until you're balls deep inside me! I raise myself slowly, pausing at the tip - for too long - so you grab my shoulders and push me down onto you - hard!

(From the corner of your eye you can see Legend - still tied to the chair - quietly vomiting at the cliche's!! ) "

Be Nice. I've done the Peace Envoy shizzle. No need to be catty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt mind abit of a tease

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over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you

You,sir, I shall tease by sitting you on a chair and asking you to hold your hands behind your back. I shall then start to do a slow striptease in front of you! If you unclasp your hands/try to touch - I stop and put an item of clothing back on! OOOOOOOO ultimate torture lol

Indeed! And when I'm naked other than stockings and heels - I'll slowly lower myself and straddle you on the chair - whilst your hands remain behind your back! Xx MMMM very nice carry on

Then I'll reach behind your back, unclasp your hands, and place them on my breasts, ordering you to tease my nipples whilst I moan softly! Feeling your erection pressing against me! I slowly start to rub my erection in a forwards and backwards motion against your p***y i see you bite your lip you then....

Move forward and slowly press my lips against yours - kissing you softly at first, then more urgently - knowing all the while that your now rock hard cock is desperate to get into my hot, tight, soaking wet pussy! X Meanwhile while our lips meet and we start kissing more urgently I'm still rubbing your tits i hear you moan then i slowly but rub my hands right down to your soaking wet pussy and start rubbing my god your soo wet right now having all your juices on my fingers i let you lick your juices off my fingers i see your demanding look as i stare into your eyes you then....

Very, very slowly (whilst Legend is tied to a chair in the corner - being forced to watch and going greener by the minute! ) lower myself onto your rigid cock, halting at the tip - staring into your eyes - and sinking lower until you're balls deep inside me! I raise myself slowly, pausing at the tip - for too long - so you grab my shoulders and push me down onto you - hard!

(From the corner of your eye you can see Legend - still tied to the chair - quietly vomiting at the cliche's!! )

Be Nice. I've done the Peace Envoy shizzle. No need to be catty. "

Definitely not being catty my lovely! Just trying to make legend smile a little!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea who on here, if anyone, 'fancies the arse' off me - so I've no idea who to tease op! Xx

I'd prefer you with your arse on...

Then I shall leave it on - just for you!

Excellent, it's a lovely arse!

Why thank you kind sir! And I shall tease you by wearing the tightest jeans possible and letting you watch said arse whilst I lower myself slowly onto your lap! X I'd love to be teased by you

You,sir, I shall tease by sitting you on a chair and asking you to hold your hands behind your back. I shall then start to do a slow striptease in front of you! If you unclasp your hands/try to touch - I stop and put an item of clothing back on! OOOOOOOO ultimate torture lol

Indeed! And when I'm naked other than stockings and heels - I'll slowly lower myself and straddle you on the chair - whilst your hands remain behind your back! Xx MMMM very nice carry on

Then I'll reach behind your back, unclasp your hands, and place them on my breasts, ordering you to tease my nipples whilst I moan softly! Feeling your erection pressing against me! I slowly start to rub my erection in a forwards and backwards motion against your p***y i see you bite your lip you then....

Move forward and slowly press my lips against yours - kissing you softly at first, then more urgently - knowing all the while that your now rock hard cock is desperate to get into my hot, tight, soaking wet pussy! X Meanwhile while our lips meet and we start kissing more urgently I'm still rubbing your tits i hear you moan then i slowly but rub my hands right down to your soaking wet pussy and start rubbing my god your soo wet right now having all your juices on my fingers i let you lick your juices off my fingers i see your demanding look as i stare into your eyes you then....

Very, very slowly (whilst Legend is tied to a chair in the corner - being forced to watch and going greener by the minute! ) lower myself onto your rigid cock, halting at the tip - staring into your eyes - and sinking lower until you're balls deep inside me! I raise myself slowly, pausing at the tip - for too long - so you grab my shoulders and push me down onto you - hard!

(From the corner of your eye you can see Legend - still tied to the chair - quietly vomiting at the cliche's!! )

Be Nice. I've done the Peace Envoy shizzle. No need to be catty.

Definitely not being catty my lovely! Just trying to make legend smile a little! "

Mr Legend whilst quietly tied to the chair feeling nauseas, silently prays to God and thanks him that it was not his cock she was mounting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wondering if OP has had a great teasing day?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm back off the step

And terrible at teasing

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm back off the step

And terrible at teasing "

Cough cough

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm back off the step

And terrible at teasing

Cough cough"

Are you ok??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just wondering if OP has had a great teasing day? "
Oh hell yes most certainly have

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm back off the step

And terrible at teasing

Cough cough

Are you ok?? "

Still recovering from the exertions haha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm back off the step

And terrible at teasing

Cough cough

Are you ok??

Still recovering from the exertions haha"

You need to sort whoever got in you such a tiz out

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm back off the step

And terrible at teasing

Cough cough

Are you ok??

Still recovering from the exertions haha

You need to sort whoever got in you such a tiz out "

I will giv them a right good sorting don't you worry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm back off the step

And terrible at teasing "

I'm pretty sure your a good teaser

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm back off the step

And terrible at teasing

Cough cough

Are you ok??

Still recovering from the exertions haha

You need to sort whoever got in you such a tiz out

I will giv them a right good sorting don't you worry! "

Lucky gal!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm back off the step

And terrible at teasing

Cough cough

Are you ok??

Still recovering from the exertions haha

You need to sort whoever got in you such a tiz out

I will giv them a right good sorting don't you worry!

Lucky gal!"

I'm not one to brag but if you say so

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm back off the step

And terrible at teasing

Cough cough

Are you ok??

Still recovering from the exertions haha

You need to sort whoever got in you such a tiz out

I will giv them a right good sorting don't you worry!

Lucky gal!

I'm not one to brag but if you say so "

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I'm in.

MrsSB

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