FabSwingers.com forum: Last meal what would u have?

By *aegana OP Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

If u had to chose your last meal being nice its 3 courses lol what would you chose mine would be. Starter: minestrone soup (spicey). Main: curried mutton with rice and pea. Dessert: ben and jerrys cookie dough ice cream. Cant get enough of the cookie dough haha so come on guys what would be your last feast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starter: Prawn cocktail

Main: Lasagne

Dessert: Trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starter fresh caught sardines bbq'ed on the boat

Main nick the boat, bugger off and be alive for toast and marmalade next morning

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By *aegana OP Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

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By *aegana OP Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

Cheeky fucker pick me up on the way haha i fancy egg in the cup for brekkie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm hungry.

ot gonna say i'll eat the excetioner coz i said this last time and nobody laughed so...

think i'd like a 12 inch deep pan pizza, with loads of hot chillis, onions, and anchovies, crust stuffed with chesse and chillis as well. some ice cream and cake coz fuck diabetes i am gonna die anyway.

not sure what else i fancy, i could eat everything right now. so fucking hungry.

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By *aegana OP Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

"i'm hungry.

ot gonna say i'll eat the excetioner coz i said this last time and nobody laughed so...

not sure what else i fancy, i could eat everything right now. so fucking hungry.

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lol know the feelin im on a diet so basically food is out could kill for some munchies right now lol spec curry haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starter full English

Main extra beans

Desert more beans results

Fart gas the bs and run like hell while still farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm hungry.

ot gonna say i'll eat the excetioner coz i said this last time and nobody laughed so...

not sure what else i fancy, i could eat everything right now. so fucking hungry.

lol know the feelin im on a diet so basically food is out could kill for some munchies right now lol spec curry haha

i've not eaten all day, was being taken out tonight, thought it was for food so didn't eat so i could pig out. had 2 s, might make some cheese on toast before my cuck gets here though, actually gonna text him and see if he wants some toast as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream pie, three courses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs burnt my toast while texting people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my lord I'd have meat for starters meat for main and cock for dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a bit of fish aswell please please before my main?? If so il have some sole or monkfish ,, then back to the meat please sir !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hairy fish taco

((*))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish chips and mushy peas from my local chip shop, they are just delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No starters.

My mum's cooked dinner.

That'll do, she puts enough on the plate to feed a family of four!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No starters.

My mum's cooked dinner.

That'll do, she puts enough on the plate to feed a family of four!

You are back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No starters.

My mum's cooked dinner.

That'll do, she puts enough on the plate to feed a family of four!

You are back

Yes fuzzy face, I'm back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No starters.

My mum's cooked dinner.

That'll do, she puts enough on the plate to feed a family of four!

You are back

Yes fuzzy face, I'm back

May I give you a 'welcome back lick' on your minge ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No starters.

My mum's cooked dinner.

That'll do, she puts enough on the plate to feed a family of four!

You are back

Yes fuzzy face, I'm back

May I give you a 'welcome back lick' on your minge ? "

Yes but keep it brief, I prefer a dicking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm hungry.

ot gonna say i'll eat the excetioner coz i said this last time and nobody laughed so...

not sure what else i fancy, i could eat everything right now. so fucking hungry.

I came on, especially just to say the executioner, and you beat me too it.

There goes my smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No starters.

My mum's cooked dinner.

That'll do, she puts enough on the plate to feed a family of four!

You are back

Yes fuzzy face, I'm back

May I give you a 'welcome back lick' on your minge ?

Yes but keep it brief, I prefer a dicking

Hahaha I meant, a welcome back dicking ! Bloody autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza. It's always pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mashed potato with mushy peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was 3 courses it would have to be

Starter : goats cheese parcel

Main: steak and lobster

Dessert: peanut butter pie

But would probably opt for tapas over 3 courses as like variety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stilton soup

Rib eye steak

profiteroles

with a sexy lady of course

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat feast pizza. Chocolate cheesecake.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they say when you die you have one last bowel movement. So what I would have is prunes, lots and lots of prunes with a large glass of laxatives.

Then I'd go to the chair smiling knowing someone had to clean that up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm this is a tough one

starter maybe a full english, extra bacon and black pudding instead of mushrooms and tomatoes, i guess that makes it not a full english though, i aint really one for splitting hairs,

followed by a roast chicken dinner with sage and onion stuffing balls, mmm oh i do love a good bit of stuffing,

not that type of stuffing :P im straight

mmm followed by warm cookie dough biscuit thingy and the nicest vanilla ice cream the world has to offer

thats my idea of a terrific last meal

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By *aegana OP Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Well they say when you die you have one last bowel movement. So what I would have is prunes, lots and lots of prunes with a large glass of laxatives.

Then I'd go to the chair smiling knowing someone had to clean that up"

meh fine with me I don't have to clean it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starter either some nice king prawns with garlic butter to dip. Or pate and toast

Main: fillet steak with bernaise sauce, onion rings and skinny fries.

Pudding: pavlova with lots of summer fruit

Fuck now im hungry stupid bloody diet

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By *aegana OP Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Starter either some nice king prawns with garlic butter to dip. Or pate and toast

Main: fillet steak with bernaise sauce, onion rings and skinny fries.

Pudding: pavlova with lots of summer fruit

Fuck now im hungry stupid bloody diet

know what u mean I'm usin acai berry tho so stops u feelin hungry but dam I could go for a curry right now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starter either some nice king prawns with garlic butter to dip. Or pate and toast

Main: fillet steak with bernaise sauce, onion rings and skinny fries.

Pudding: pavlova with lots of summer fruit

Fuck now im hungry stupid bloody diet

know what u mean I'm usin acai berry tho so stops u feelin hungry but dam I could go for a curry right now lol"

Im giving up sugar to! Not sure why i thought it would be a good idea i cant eat any more salads!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think I'd be too busy writing my memoir for food...

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

all you can eat buffet ...... and graze very very slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have Thanksgiving dinner. So...

Starter- none

Main course - Turkey cooked dry, with gravy, my grandmother's stuffing, mashed potato, glazed carrots, some cranberry sauce.

Dessert- Apple pie with vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have

No starter

Maincourse ... would be steak ..new potatoes and salad

Sweet ....i am sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If u had to chose your last meal being nice its 3 courses lol what would you chose mine would be. Starter: minestrone soup (spicey). Main: curried mutton with rice and pea. Dessert: ben and jerrys cookie dough ice cream. Cant get enough of the cookie dough haha so come on guys what would be your last feast.

Any Food I Ain't Allergic to

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I aint that fussy maybe something like...

A Ravioli in the Colours of the Kingdom of Naples filled with Scottish Lobster, Salmon and Ginger from the Windward Islands and topped with Deep Fried Leeks

Cannon of English Lamb stuffed with Wild Woodland Mushrooms and Truffles, imprisoned in a pastry cage with a Sauce of Wild Rowan Berries and a Plume of French Bar-le-Duc

Black Potatoes from the Ardennes

Bundles of Vegetables gathered fresh from the garden

A Miniature Gateau flavoured with Liquorice from the Spanish Maine concealing a heart of liquid fire glazed with Quince Jelly and served on Lapsang Creme Anglaise with Baby Pear finished with an arabesque of purest gold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I aint that fussy maybe something like...

A Ravioli in the Colours of the Kingdom of Naples filled with Scottish Lobster, Salmon and Ginger from the Windward Islands and topped with Deep Fried Leeks

Cannon of English Lamb stuffed with Wild Woodland Mushrooms and Truffles, imprisoned in a pastry cage with a Sauce of Wild Rowan Berries and a Plume of French Bar-le-Duc

Black Potatoes from the Ardennes

Bundles of Vegetables gathered fresh from the garden

I was going to say that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I aint that fussy maybe something like...

A Ravioli in the Colours of the Kingdom of Naples filled with Scottish Lobster, Salmon and Ginger from the Windward Islands and topped with Deep Fried Leeks

Cannon of English Lamb stuffed with Wild Woodland Mushrooms and Truffles, imprisoned in a pastry cage with a Sauce of Wild Rowan Berries and a Plume of French Bar-le-Duc

Black Potatoes from the Ardennes

Bundles of Vegetables gathered fresh from the garden

My digestive system just winced

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

Starter.garlic ribs.

Main.southern fried chicken

Dessert.a nice smelly blue cheese with digestive biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably similar to what I have regularly at home...

Starter - sorrel soup with rye bread.

Main - Pierogi & Bigos.

Desert - Chrusciki.

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id have to have purely Scottish fair:

Mussels in a tomato and chilli sauce to start

Prime Beef fillet with green veg and 3 times cooked chips for main

Cranachan for desert

If I'm allowed; cheese board and all washed down with the only thing foreign, a South African Cab Sav

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My dad's Christmas dinner.

I haven't been to my mums on Christmas day for years because I hate the thought of not having dad's Christmas dinner....always blame work even though I don't work on Christmas day

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