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Can't think of anything worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....not remembering their name

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or how you met

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or why their dead....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First two only as yet thank goodness xx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

And the dilemma of where to hide the body.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First two only as yet thank goodness xx "

...all in good time and, if you're lucky, you'll be the one waking up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the dilemma of where to hide the body......."

space does become a problem...and the smell

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"And the dilemma of where to hide the body.......

space does become a problem...and the smell"

I just blame the cat for the smell.....and noone seems to have noticed the bump in my rug yet....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".....and noone seems to have noticed the bump in my rug yet...."

I heard rugs were coming back into fashion...didn't know that was why.

not sure i could hide a whole one beneath it though

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

nice to see your back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"nice to see your back "

you're not alone, most people prefer to see the back of me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nice to see your back

you're not alone, most people prefer to see the back of me x"

Yeah i loves doggy as well xx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Well, my floors are laminated...and I sure as hell wasnt ripping them up for..erm....(forgot his name) anyway...

His feet and head do stick out a bit...keeps the cat amused for hours...its great...

I know its not ideal (tripped over him a few times)...but what is a girl to do eh????

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"nice to see your back

you're not alone, most people prefer to see the back of me x

Yeah i loves doggy as well xx "
can i be next

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"nice to see your back

can i be next "

Wait till she buys a new rug......

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"Well, my floors are laminated...and I sure as hell wasnt ripping them up for..erm....(forgot his name) anyway...

His feet and head do stick out a bit...keeps the cat amused for hours...its great...

I know its not ideal (tripped over him a few times)...but what is a girl to do eh????"

make a feature out of it... somewhere to store your remote?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"nice to see your back

you're not alone, most people prefer to see the back of me x

Yeah i loves doggy as well xx can i be next "

form an orderly queue...right next to the shovel

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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make a feature out of it... somewhere to store your remote? "

Great idea!!! In a few weeks he will look like one of those naff african statues...all withered...can stick him in corner next to telly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't think of anything worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to"

As Oscar Wilde might have said [and probly did cos he was a right smart arse],

There's only one thing worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to. And that's not waking up at all!!!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Can't think of anything worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to

As Oscar Wilde might have said [and probly did cos he was a right smart arse],

There's only one thing worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to. And that's not waking up at all!!! "

i see you have come out of the shadows brother welcome back

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By *appyfuckerMan
over a year ago

in a happy place north wales coast

good reason not to take dutch courage

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"nice to see your back

can i be next

Wait till she buys a new rug......"

lets hope its a shagg pile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't think of anything worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to

As Oscar Wilde might have said [and probly did cos he was a right smart arse],

There's only one thing worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to. And that's not waking up at all!!!

i see you have come out of the shadows brother welcome back "

Thought I'd risk a quick dash across the Forums quadrangle, cassock in full sail, while no-one was watching

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"nice to see your back

can i be next

Wait till she buys a new rug......

lets hope its a shagg pile "

not a chance! can't get good deep cleaning with one of those

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't think of anything worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to

As Oscar Wilde might have said [and probly did cos he was a right smart arse],

There's only one thing worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to. And that's not waking up at all!!!

i see you have come out of the shadows brother welcome back

Thought I'd risk a quick dash across the Forums quadrangle, cassock in full sail, while no-one was watching "

oooh, i like the raising of a cassock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Not remembering name: A guy with whom I first had the utmost pleasure of being aquainted with, was.......

Oliver. No it wasn't......

Fiendishly I devised a plan, how could I remember my new workmate Oliver's name?

How you met: See above.

Or why they are dead :

Oh yes it's Jamie, & he ain't dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not remembering name: A guy with whom I first had the utmost pleasure of being aquainted with, was.......

Oliver. No it wasn't......

Fiendishly I devised a plan, how could I remember my new workmate Oliver's name?

How you met: See above.

Or why they are dead :

Oh yes it's Jamie, & he ain't dead

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his name was Dave....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"....not remembering their name

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or how you met

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or why their dead...."

What about:

Remembering their name

and how you met

and wondering why the fuck they aren't dead!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Hack the lead off first, stops them coming back

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

lead? Freudian slip, meant head.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"....not remembering their name

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or how you met

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or why their dead....

What about:

Remembering their name

and how you met

and wondering why the fuck they aren't dead!"

ooooh Polo, I've shagged him too!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"....not remembering their name

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or how you met

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or why their dead....

What about:

Remembering their name

and how you met

and wondering why the fuck they aren't dead!

ooooh Polo, I've shagged him too!!!"

It must have been before I snipped his cock off then... I was sure the blood loss would get him before morning.... damn the cold nights.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"....not remembering their name

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or how you met

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or why their dead....

What about:

Remembering their name

and how you met

and wondering why the fuck they aren't dead!

ooooh Polo, I've shagged him too!!!

It must have been before I snipped his cock off then... I was sure the blood loss would get him before morning.... damn the cold nights."

amazing what scottish weather can do....

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"lead? Freudian slip, meant head. "

oh dear heres me thinking id come across Necrophilobia thread

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