FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is rant day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The clue is in the title.

Crack on and I'll see you kids in the morning.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Too early!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ranting because there's a non-political thread in the politics forum. I mean, really!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm ranting because there's a non-political thread in the politics forum. I mean, really!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too early!

(rant over)

Punctual yah knob.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ranting because there's a non-political thread in the politics forum. I mean, really!!

Shut the front door, there's not is there??????

ADMIN!!!!!!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Yes i would like to rant today i thought about on another thread.

Bloody face pictures that disappear when i open a thread. I dont even get chance to know theres a bloody picture there let alone me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women. "

Say it in a Borat voice... might change it from a rant to a smile

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ranting because there's a non-political thread in the politics forum. I mean, really!!

Shut the front door, there's not is there??????

ADMIN!!!!!!!!!

It's been there for hours. Its almost like...I mean, I don't want to say it...but it's almost as if, I don't know, as if no one cares about the politics forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to rant because I finally planned to take some new pics tonight for fab, but didn't get around to it as I received a pointless hour and a half phone call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More of I sigh then a rant. I love my daughter's dearly but little H is sleeping in my bed tonight and it's only a three quarter.......she's taking up three quarters of it.

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing to rant over yet -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My waife. She have good vagine. No good on plough. Have to bin. Need new wive. Pay good for her. Have two sheeps. Only deal if no hair on chest and no deep voice calling my name.

Is good deal.

No ranting.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I let both barrels rip earlier, so this thread is too late now for me.

Happy, laughing, joking, piss taking Suzi is back to normal xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My waife. She have good vagine. No good on plough. Have to bin. Need new wive. Pay good for her. Have two sheeps. Only deal if no hair on chest and no deep voice calling my name.

Is good deal.

No ranting."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've plenty to rant over but actions speak louder than words IMO ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women. "

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes i would like to rant today i thought about on another thread.

Bloody face pictures that disappear when i open a thread. I dont even get chance to know theres a bloody picture there let alone me"

At least you get face pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ranting because there's a non-political thread in the politics forum. I mean, really!!

Shut the front door, there's not is there??????

ADMIN!!!!!!!!!

It's been there for hours. Its almost like...I mean, I don't want to say it...but it's almost as if, I don't know, as if no one cares about the politics forum

Is it still there?

Write to the Daily Mail, they love shit like that.

I blame the asylum seekers....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like to rant because I finally planned to take some new pics tonight for fab, but didn't get around to it as I received a pointless hour and a half phone call

Epic fail......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More of I sigh then a rant. I love my daughter's dearly but little H is sleeping in my bed tonight and it's only a three quarter.......she's taking up three quarters of it.

Xxx"

Go and sleep in her bed, see how she likes it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nothing to rant over yet - "

Yet being the operative word....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More of I sigh then a rant. I love my daughter's dearly but little H is sleeping in my bed tonight and it's only a three quarter.......she's taking up three quarters of it.

Xxx

Go and sleep in her bed, see how she likes it.

Errrrr no thanks lol that would mean moving back in with the ex.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My waife. She have good vagine. No good on plough. Have to bin. Need new wive. Pay good for her. Have two sheeps. Only deal if no hair on chest and no deep voice calling my name.

Is good deal.

No ranting."

Hmmmmmmmm, sheeps you say.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I let both barrels rip earlier, so this thread is too late now for me.

Happy, laughing, joking, piss taking Suzi is back to normal xxxx

What's normal for Suzi though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've plenty to rant over but actions speak louder than words IMO ....

Indeed they do.

KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Auto correct? XXX

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More of I sigh then a rant. I love my daughter's dearly but little H is sleeping in my bed tonight and it's only a three quarter.......she's taking up three quarters of it.

Xxx

Go and sleep in her bed, see how she likes it.

Errrrr no thanks lol that would mean moving back in with the ex.

xxx"

I see your dilemma......

Plenty room in my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More of I sigh then a rant. I love my daughter's dearly but little H is sleeping in my bed tonight and it's only a three quarter.......she's taking up three quarters of it.

Xxx

Go and sleep in her bed, see how she likes it.

Errrrr no thanks lol that would mean moving back in with the ex.

xxx

I see your dilemma......

Plenty room in my bed.

Hehehe now that is tempting....

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am ranting coz the cat fell off the wardrobe at 4.30 and woke me up knocking some boxes down and I thought it might have hurt itself. It hadn't...rant over..XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More of I sigh then a rant. I love my daughter's dearly but little H is sleeping in my bed tonight and it's only a three quarter.......she's taking up three quarters of it.

Xxx

Go and sleep in her bed, see how she likes it.

Errrrr no thanks lol that would mean moving back in with the ex.

xxx

I see your dilemma......

Plenty room in my bed.

Hehehe now that is tempting....

xxx"

It's king size.

*the bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am ranting coz the cat fell off the wardrobe at 4.30 and woke me up knocking some boxes down and I thought it might have hurt itself. It hadn't...rant over..XXX"

*try sooooooooooooo hard to not make a "does your pussy need a stroke" comment........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS I've just messaged myself

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"FFS I've just messaged myself

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ive woken up dying again. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to rant about.... woke up very happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS I've just messaged myself

Stupid boy Pike...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Ive woken up dying again. ..

Hugs.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing to rant about.... woke up very happy "

I won't ask why.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women. "

Not just the man do it. I've seen lots and lots of woman do it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS I've just messaged myself

Stupid boy Pike...

Uncle Arthur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a true rant, but I am supposed to be working today. I don't want to do it.

It all seems a little bit bothersome.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Warrington traffic can fuck off. It's school holidays and still bad.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**twirling**

Wuv you Markoh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate Diarrhea !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**twirling**

Wuv you Markoh

...polo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adults talking, spelling and acting like they're children.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS I've just messaged myself

Stupid boy Pike...

Uncle Arthur

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a true rant, but I am supposed to be working today. I don't want to do it.

It all seems a little bit bothersome.

I feel like that every day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Warrington traffic can fuck off. It's school holidays and still bad.

MrsSB

Oi, fuckers, get out of Mrs SB's way!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"**twirling**

Wuv you Markoh

Wuv you more my twirly girly. Mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate Diarrhea ! "

You're not alone.

That's a fetish too far......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Adults talking, spelling and acting like they're children."

You mean like, you know, in the lounge?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Morning,i have a rant today.A bloody car alarm was going off in eay hours,v loudly for ages .

Woke me up and i am now feeling a wee bit grumpy!

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning,i have a rant today.A bloody car alarm was going off in eay hours,v loudly for ages .

Woke me up and i am now feeling a wee bit grumpy!

Miss"

I'm sorry about that. I just wanted to see you in your nighty when you opened the curtains to see what the noise was.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Morning,i have a rant today.A bloody car alarm was going off in eay hours,v loudly for ages .

Woke me up and i am now feeling a wee bit grumpy!

Miss

I'm sorry about that. I just wanted to see you in your nighty when you opened the curtains to see what the noise was.

I had my best flanelette one on aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok....here goes....

For the next 10 and a bit hours I'll be stuck at my desk, surrounded by self absorbed bell ends who all think they're lives are so very important and meaningful.

Ive listened to a girl cry over another girl going out for the night with out inviting her.

Ive listened to a complete twat tell me about his cycle race training. (Sorry you may think Bradley wiggins is cool, I certainly don't) nor do I care you averaged 18.4 miles an hour over the 5 mile bike ride....great the first 3 miles were all down hill!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just fed up...

Rant over, carry on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok....here goes....

For the next 10 and a bit hours I'll be stuck at my desk, surrounded by self absorbed bell ends who all think they're lives are so very important and meaningful.

Ive listened to a girl cry over another girl going out for the night with out inviting her.

*looks around the office....

Sounds like he works here.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"FFS I've just messaged myself

Hope you replied!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im just fed up...

Rant over, carry on.

That's not a rant.... It's not even close.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning,i have a rant today.A bloody car alarm was going off in eay hours,v loudly for ages .

Woke me up and i am now feeling a wee bit grumpy!

Miss

I'm sorry about that. I just wanted to see you in your nighty when you opened the curtains to see what the noise was.

I had my best flanelette one on aswell

Phwoarrrrrrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS I've just messaged myself

Hope you replied!"

If he doesn't there'll be a timewaster thread later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to like the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to like the forums

They have their

moments.

They have their

moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in hospital with pancreatitis and I'm scared shitless. This wouldn't of happened if my GP pulled his finger out sooner.

I'm nil by mouth and I've not eaten since Tuesday.

These compression stockings are suffocating my legs.

And I'm not getting any visitors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to like the forums

They have their

moments.

They have their

moments."

Correct,but more

at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok....here goes....

For the next 10 and a bit hours I'll be stuck at my desk, surrounded by self absorbed bell ends who all think they're lives are so very important and meaningful.

Ive listened to a girl cry over another girl going out for the night with out inviting her.

*looks around the office....

Sounds like he works here.

So glad I'm not alone in this struggle

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I have another,people sending a friend invite with no contact,when they state they dont except friends invites on their profile.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS I've just messaged myself

Hope you replied!"

Probably not! Bloody timewasters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in hospital with pancreatitis and I'm scared shitless. This wouldn't of happened if my GP pulled his finger out sooner.

I'm nil by mouth and I've not eaten since Tuesday.

These compression stockings are suffocating my legs.

And I'm not getting any visitors."

Good luck young lady xxx mr.rossi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in hospital with pancreatitis and I'm scared shitless. This wouldn't of happened if my GP pulled his finger out sooner.

I'm nil by mouth and I've not eaten since Tuesday.

These compression stockings are suffocating my legs.

And I'm not getting any visitors."

Hope they sort you out soon and try not to worry, easier said I know! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in hospital with pancreatitis and I'm scared shitless. This wouldn't of happened if my GP pulled his finger out sooner.

I'm nil by mouth and I've not eaten since Tuesday.

These compression stockings are suffocating my legs.

And I'm not getting any visitors."

Yikes.....

I'll bring grapes. And a hug.

Get well soon!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have another,people sending a friend invite with no contact,when they state they dont except friends invites on their profile.

Miss"

Oooooooh the buggers.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"I have another,people sending a friend invite with no contact,when they state they dont except friends invites on their profile.

Miss

Oooooooh the buggers.

Aren't they just ,cheeky beggers

Also people asking what time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have another,people sending a friend invite with no contact,when they state they dont except friends invites on their profile.

Miss

Oooooooh the buggers.

Aren't they just ,cheeky beggers

Also people asking what time?

What people?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"I have another,people sending a friend invite with no contact,when they state they dont except friends invites on their profile.

Miss

Oooooooh the buggers.

Aren't they just ,cheeky beggers

Also people asking what time?

What people?

They know what they've done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have another,people sending a friend invite with no contact,when they state they dont except friends invites on their profile.

Miss

Oooooooh the buggers.

Aren't they just ,cheeky beggers

Also people asking what time?

What people?

They know what they've done

Such bad people.....

Fancy popping round for a shag?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"I have another,people sending a friend invite with no contact,when they state they dont except friends invites on their profile.

Miss

Oooooooh the buggers.

Aren't they just ,cheeky beggers

Also people asking what time?

What people?

They know what they've done

Such bad people.....

Fancy popping round for a shag?

How could i refuse!what time?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?"

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have another,people sending a friend invite with no contact,when they state they dont except friends invites on their profile.

Miss

Oooooooh the buggers.

Aren't they just ,cheeky beggers

Also people asking what time?

What people?

They know what they've done

Such bad people.....

Fancy popping round for a shag?

How could i refuse!what time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things."

I have out of the three.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

I have out of the three.

Did you mean 1 lol ,was that yr sausage fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

I have out of the three.

Did you mean 1 lol ,was that yr sausage fingers

I'm going to rant that there's no facepalm emoji....

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

I have out of the three.

Did you mean 1 lol ,was that yr sausage fingers

I'm going to rant that there's no facepalm emoji....

Half a job fab eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ranting because there's a non-political thread in the politics forum. I mean, really!!

Shut the front door, there's not is there??????

ADMIN!!!!!!!!!

It's been there for hours. Its almost like...I mean, I don't want to say it...but it's almost as if, I don't know, as if no one cares about the politics forum

Is it still there?

Write to the Daily Mail, they love shit like that.

I blame the asylum seekers...."

It's still there. I think I need to start a petition.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ranting because there's a non-political thread in the politics forum. I mean, really!!

Shut the front door, there's not is there??????

ADMIN!!!!!!!!!

It's been there for hours. Its almost like...I mean, I don't want to say it...but it's almost as if, I don't know, as if no one cares about the politics forum

Is it still there?

Write to the Daily Mail, they love shit like that.

I blame the asylum seekers....

It's still there. I think I need to start a petition.

I'd sign it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

I have out of the three.

Did you mean 1 lol ,was that yr sausage fingers

I'm going to rant that there's no facepalm emoji....

Half a job fab eh

I might start a petition.

Thanks for the idea Courteney.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

I have out of the three.

Did you mean 1 lol ,was that yr sausage fingers

I'm going to rant that there's no facepalm emoji....

Half a job fab eh

I might start a petition.

Thanks for the idea Courteney.

*Courtney

**see pudgey manfingers above...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

I have out of the three.

Did you mean 1 lol ,was that yr sausage fingers

I'm going to rant that there's no facepalm emoji....

Half a job fab eh

I might start a petition.

Thanks for the idea Courteney.

*Courtney

**see pudgey manfingers above..."

Courteney...Interesting. I suppose an extra letter won't hurt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

I have out of the three.

Did you mean 1 lol ,was that yr sausage fingers

I'm going to rant that there's no facepalm emoji....

Half a job fab eh

I might start a petition.

Thanks for the idea Courteney.

*Courtney

**see pudgey manfingers above...

Courteney...Interesting. I suppose an extra letter won't hurt. "

Caughtknee?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

I have out of the three.

Did you mean 1 lol ,was that yr sausage fingers

I'm going to rant that there's no facepalm emoji....

Half a job fab eh

I might start a petition.

Thanks for the idea Courteney.

*Courtney

**see pudgey manfingers above...

Courteney...Interesting. I suppose an extra letter won't hurt.

Caughtknee?

Could be another thread about spelling ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

I have out of the three.

Did you mean 1 lol ,was that yr sausage fingers

I'm going to rant that there's no facepalm emoji....

Half a job fab eh

I might start a petition.

Thanks for the idea Courteney.

*Courtney

**see pudgey manfingers above...

Courteney...Interesting. I suppose an extra letter won't hurt.

Caughtknee?

I'm American, so I pronounce the R. I reject this spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod any feel good thread.

I just traveled 3 miles through my local town and had to stop at 2 temp traffic lights because of roadworks. Not to mention a learner driver travelling at 20mph. Got where I needed to be, and found I'd forgot my list of measurements for my materials.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Yes i would like to rant today i thought about on another thread.

Bloody face pictures that disappear when i open a thread. I dont even get chance to know theres a bloody picture there let alone me

At least you get face pictures.

"
well im assuming they are face pictures as thats what i ask for but who knows as i never get to see them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waaaay to chilled to rant, simmer down you lovely people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ve lost my soapbox !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been on nights . Tried to sleep but a little fooking buzzing shit eating fooking fly keeps landing on me . And I can't kill the bastud it's too fast

but I will try too stay cool

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've been on nights . Tried to sleep but a little fooking buzzing shit eating fooking fly keeps landing on me . And I can't kill the bastud it's too fast

but I will try too stay cool

Get some raw liver - he'll land on that, then you can get him. YW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been on nights . Tried to sleep but a little fooking buzzing shit eating fooking fly keeps landing on me . And I can't kill the bastud it's too fast

but I will try too stay cool

Get some raw liver - he'll land on that, then you can get him. YW

"
oh yeah . I always keep a slab of raw liver next to my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had no sex for a month, now that's worthy of a rant.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've been on nights . Tried to sleep but a little fooking buzzing shit eating fooking fly keeps landing on me . And I can't kill the bastud it's too fast

but I will try too stay cool

Get some raw liver - he'll land on that, then you can get him. YW

oh yeah . I always keep a slab of raw liver next to my bed

Aha - that might be the problem then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had no sex for a month, now that's worthy of a rant. "
Come and fuck this fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am dead 48 hours without sleep trip back to docs x I am in a single bed dog nicks duvet and takes over the bed I end up on the sofa x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

I have out of the three.

Did you mean 1 lol ,was that yr sausage fingers

I'm going to rant that there's no facepalm emoji....

Half a job fab eh

I might start a petition.

Thanks for the idea Courteney.

*Courtney

**see pudgey manfingers above...

Courteney...Interesting. I suppose an extra letter won't hurt.

Caughtknee?

Could be another thread about spelling ?"

Just what we need.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

I have out of the three.

Did you mean 1 lol ,was that yr sausage fingers

I'm going to rant that there's no facepalm emoji....

Half a job fab eh

I might start a petition.

Thanks for the idea Courteney.

*Courtney

**see pudgey manfingers above...

Courteney...Interesting. I suppose an extra letter won't hurt.

Caughtknee?

I'm American, so I pronounce the R. I reject this spelling

Quartknee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sod any feel good thread.

I bet you feel a right pickle now don't you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes i would like to rant today i thought about on another thread.

Bloody face pictures that disappear when i open a thread. I dont even get chance to know theres a bloody picture there let alone me

At least you get face pictures.

well im assuming they are face pictures as thats what i ask for but who knows as i never get to see them"

Appeal to everyone; please send Diamond "face" pictures. Don't auto delete them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waaaay to chilled to rant, simmer down you lovely people! "

Fuck off.

*you're welcome to stay really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ve lost my soapbox !"

Careless.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been on nights . Tried to sleep but a little fooking buzzing shit eating fooking fly keeps landing on me . And I can't kill the bastud it's too fast

but I will try too stay cool

And relaxxxxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had no sex for a month, now that's worthy of a rant. "

Only a month? Amateur......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having been let down today for the umpteenth time by the same person (I know, more fool me) I'm now getting soooo cross and grumpy with guys who are just not bothering to read my profile. I'm having a right strop here! lol Some soothing words from Markoh will calm me down I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am dead 48 hours without sleep trip back to docs x I am in a single bed dog nicks duvet and takes over the bed I end up on the sofa x"

Curl up in the dog basket and steal the blanket, see how he feckin likes it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having been let down today for the umpteenth time by the same person (I know, more fool me) I'm now getting soooo cross and grumpy with guys who are just not bothering to read my profile. I'm having a right strop here! lol Some soothing words from Markoh will calm me down I'm sure

Bad times eh.

There there. Keep faith, good times are around the corner.

*gives a hug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad times eh.

There there. Keep faith, good times are around the corner.

*gives a hug.

Thank you, feel better already

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Bad times eh.

There there. Keep faith, good times are around the corner.

*gives a hug.

Bad eggs

What times?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

I have out of the three.

Did you mean 1 lol ,was that yr sausage fingers

I'm going to rant that there's no facepalm emoji....

Half a job fab eh

I might start a petition.

Thanks for the idea Courteney.

*Courtney

**see pudgey manfingers above...

Courteney...Interesting. I suppose an extra letter won't hurt.

Caughtknee?

I'm American, so I pronounce the R. I reject this spelling

Quartknee?"

Better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I are looking for a women.

Better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont usually rant but i gotta get this off my chest.

I really really hate being accused of lying by someone close to me about something so bloody stupid! I havent lied and to drag it out for 2 days is now pissing me right off! But they know me better than i know myself apparently!! What a complete prick! I am telling the truth but they dont believe the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I have a rant for a change. Mine is about holiday companies and their complaints department.

They speak to you as if you're either stupid or being unreasonable. I've been dealing with them on and off for 2 weeks and they're seriously pissing me off now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do have a rant....just can't put it into words

Please Markoh can you accept that I do have a rant that someone is pissing me off and I just want to shake them and tell them to STOP IT

Thank You

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bad times eh.

There there. Keep faith, good times are around the corner.

*gives a hug.

Thank you, feel better already

I have a lovely bedside manner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bad times eh.

There there. Keep faith, good times are around the corner.

*gives a hug.

Bad eggs

What times?

Any time for you. Phwoarrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women.

Bad education?

Dyslexia?

Pudgy man fingers?

How dare you ! I have none of those things.

I have out of the three.

Did you mean 1 lol ,was that yr sausage fingers

I'm going to rant that there's no facepalm emoji....

Half a job fab eh

I might start a petition.

Thanks for the idea Courteney.

*Courtney

**see pudgey manfingers above...

Courteney...Interesting. I suppose an extra letter won't hurt.

Caughtknee?

I'm American, so I pronounce the R. I reject this spelling

Quartknee?

Better

Thanks, it took me a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I are looking for a women.

Better? "

You kneed two speeke too granny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont usually rant but i gotta get this off my chest.

*puts on jack nicholson voice; "you can't handle the truth!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nee arranged. Guy offered hotel. We've met before. But looks like I've been dumped for a random who can accom...

Cheapskate. His loss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a rant for a change. Mine is about holiday companies and their complaints department.

They speak to you as if you're either stupid or being unreasonable. I've been dealing with them on and off for 2 weeks and they're seriously pissing me off now.

What's a holiday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont usually rant but i gotta get this off my chest.

*puts on jack nicholson voice; "you can't handle the truth!""

Wish i could hire jack to knock some sense into the idiot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do have a rant....just can't put it into words

Please Markoh can you accept that I do have a rant that someone is pissing me off and I just want to shake them and tell them to STOP IT

Thank You

Of course, rant day is here to accommodate it's contributors.

I'm "quite good" at "shaking" people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont usually rant but i gotta get this off my chest.

*puts on jack nicholson voice; "you can't handle the truth!"

Wish i could hire jack to knock some sense into the idiot "

You could probably hire someone a lot closer to home.

*ahem, waves......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aarrrrgggh! Just fed up of men (not all) being absolute pillocks!

Today I'm not a happy Specs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still very happy ...nothing to have a rant about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aarrrrgggh! Just fed up of men (not all) being absolute pillocks!

Today I'm not a happy Specs.

"
yer fuck em all ( not literally )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not in a ranting mood even though I'm ill. (Maybe that's why?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aarrrrgggh! Just fed up of men (not all) being absolute pillocks!

Today I'm not a happy Specs.

yer fuck em all ( not literally )

Let me find my strap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aarrrrgggh! Just fed up of men (not all) being absolute pillocks!

Today I'm not a happy Specs.

I've just perved your pics and I'm proper happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still very happy ...nothing to have a rant about "

It's only half two.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not in a ranting mood even though I'm ill. (Maybe that's why?)

Hugs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still very happy ...nothing to have a rant about

It's only half two....."

2.31 and still going strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not in a ranting mood even though I'm ill. (Maybe that's why?)

Hugs....."

'king hugs... I want a big bar of chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aarrrrgggh! Just fed up of men (not all) being absolute pillocks!

Today I'm not a happy Specs.

I've just perved your pics and I'm proper happy.

dare I ask why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many men , spell woman as women? I mean, is it too fucking much to fathom? mAn / mEn womAn / womEn!!!

To all you freaking mensies get it corrected.

e.g. I am looking for a woman. NOT I am looking for a women. "

I'm looking for two of the last one and a side dish of the first one pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not in a ranting mood even though I'm ill. (Maybe that's why?)

Hugs.....

'king hugs... I want a big bar of chocolate. "

Giant Toblerone OK?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aarrrrgggh! Just fed up of men (not all) being absolute pillocks!

Today I'm not a happy Specs.

I've just perved your pics and I'm proper happy.

dare I ask why?

Because they are rather pleasant and brought a smile to my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not in a ranting mood even though I'm ill. (Maybe that's why?)

Hugs.....

'king hugs... I want a big bar of chocolate.

Giant Toblerone OK? "

No..fuck off..too difficult.

ooh I'm ranting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crunchies

Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not in a ranting mood even though I'm ill. (Maybe that's why?)

Hugs.....

'king hugs... I want a big bar of chocolate.

Giant Toblerone OK?

No..fuck off..too difficult.

ooh I'm ranting....

Gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not in a ranting mood even though I'm ill. (Maybe that's why?)

Hugs.....

'king hugs... I want a big bar of chocolate.

Giant Toblerone OK?

No..fuck off..too difficult.

ooh I'm ranting....

Gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not in a ranting mood even though I'm ill. (Maybe that's why?)

Hugs.....

'king hugs... I want a big bar of chocolate.

Giant Toblerone OK?

No..fuck off..too difficult.

ooh I'm ranting....

Gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you.

Stop flirting with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbish Rant Inbound:

Got all my laundry sorted, ready to wash, dry, wash, dry, wash, dry etc.

It bloody started raining.

My laundry went:

Wash....................

Annoying pile of laundry to do with no opportunity lies before me. (#firstworldrant)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubbish Rant Inbound:

Got all my laundry sorted, ready to wash, dry, wash, dry, wash, dry etc.

It bloody started raining.

My laundry went:

Wash....................

Annoying pile of laundry to do with no opportunity lies before me. (#firstworldrant)"

i had a groan today for the same reason - clothes maiden full now as opposed to blowing in the breeze outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not in a ranting mood even though I'm ill. (Maybe that's why?)

Hugs.....

'king hugs... I want a big bar of chocolate.

Giant Toblerone OK?

No..fuck off..too difficult.

ooh I'm ranting....

Gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you.

Stop flirting with me.

Oh you'll know when I'm flirting.

*grabs full grain leather paddle*

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm not in a ranting mood even though I'm ill. (Maybe that's why?)

Hugs.....

'king hugs... I want a big bar of chocolate.

Giant Toblerone OK?

No..fuck off..too difficult.

ooh I'm ranting....

Gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you.

Stop flirting with me.

Oh you'll know when I'm flirting.

*grabs full grain leather paddle*"

Bends over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubbish Rant Inbound:

Got all my laundry sorted, ready to wash, dry, wash, dry, wash, dry etc.

It bloody started raining.

My laundry went:

Wash....................

Annoying pile of laundry to do with no opportunity lies before me. (#firstworldrant)

i had a groan today for the same reason - clothes maiden full now as opposed to blowing in the breeze outside "

Snap! The North West of England; great for naughty clubs, poop for laundry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubbish Rant Inbound:

Got all my laundry sorted, ready to wash, dry, wash, dry, wash, dry etc.

It bloody started raining.

My laundry went:

Wash....................

Annoying pile of laundry to do with no opportunity lies before me. (#firstworldrant)

i had a groan today for the same reason - clothes maiden full now as opposed to blowing in the breeze outside

Snap! The North West of England; great for naughty clubs, poop for laundry

i think i shall risk staying here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M6 traffic jam, not moved for an hour... No movement in sight.... (Hope nobody was hurt though!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"M6 traffic jam, not moved for an hour... No movement in sight.... (Hope nobody was hurt though!)"

That's poop...drive safely Mr PB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rubbish Rant Inbound:

Got all my laundry sorted, ready to wash, dry, wash, dry, wash, dry etc.

It bloody started raining.

My laundry went:

Wash....................

Annoying pile of laundry to do with no opportunity lies before me. (#firstworldrant)"

I feel your pain. I'm trying to cut my lawn, same hassles..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not in a ranting mood even though I'm ill. (Maybe that's why?)

Hugs.....

'king hugs... I want a big bar of chocolate.

Giant Toblerone OK?

No..fuck off..too difficult.

ooh I'm ranting....

Gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you.

Stop flirting with me.

Oh you'll know when I'm flirting.

*grabs full grain leather paddle*"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"M6 traffic jam, not moved for an hour... No movement in sight.... (Hope nobody was hurt though!)"

Get off if you can.

Traffic report says its he'll.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I work with a bunch of retarded reprobates - not a foggiest

A few of them should be put in a huggy jacket with try and do a Houdini trick

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok....here goes....

For the next 10 and a bit hours I'll be stuck at my desk, surrounded by self absorbed bell ends who all think they're lives are so very important and meaningful.

Ive listened to a girl cry over another girl going out for the night with out inviting her.

Did someone say desk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"M6 traffic jam, not moved for an hour... No movement in sight.... (Hope nobody was hurt though!)

That's poop...drive safely Mr PB

I will when I get movin' Minxy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"M6 traffic jam, not moved for an hour... No movement in sight.... (Hope nobody was hurt though!)

That's poop...drive safely Mr PB

I will when I get movin' Minxy

I'm feeling a little faint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am ranting coz the cat fell off the wardrobe at 4.30 and woke me up knocking some boxes down and I thought it might have hurt itself. It hadn't...rant over..XXX

*try sooooooooooooo hard to not make a "does your pussy need a stroke" comment........

A few hard strokes would have been very acceptable XXX

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"M6 traffic jam, not moved for an hour... No movement in sight.... (Hope nobody was hurt though!)

That's poop...drive safely Mr PB

I will when I get movin' Minxy

I'm feeling a little faint

How do you think I feel when all the blood flows to the pants area?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"M6 traffic jam, not moved for an hour... No movement in sight.... (Hope nobody was hurt though!)

That's poop...drive safely Mr PB

I will when I get movin' Minxy

I'm feeling a little faint

Damp towel over the forehead Honey (no, put the blindfold down..) and go and lie down in a darkened room should do the trick!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"M6 traffic jam, not moved for an hour... No movement in sight.... (Hope nobody was hurt though!)

That's poop...drive safely Mr PB

I will when I get movin' Minxy

I'm feeling a little faint

Damp towel over the forehead Honey (no, put the blindfold down..) and go and lie down in a darkened room should do the trick!

Will a dark van do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"M6 traffic jam, not moved for an hour... No movement in sight.... (Hope nobody was hurt though!)

That's poop...drive safely Mr PB

I will when I get movin' Minxy

I'm feeling a little faint

Damp towel over the forehead Honey (no, put the blindfold down..) and go and lie down in a darkened room should do the trick!

Will a dark van do?

Temporarily....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"M6 traffic jam, not moved for an hour... No movement in sight.... (Hope nobody was hurt though!)

That's poop...drive safely Mr PB

I will when I get movin' Minxy

I'm feeling a little faint

Damp towel over the forehead Honey (no, put the blindfold down..) and go and lie down in a darkened room should do the trick!

Will a dark van do?

Temporarily....

I do hope the traffic eases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed it, shucks!

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