FabSwingers.com forum: Cunnilingus Frustration

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have spent the majority of my oral career in great frustration. You must understand one's tongue and penis are entirely separate tools. You better believe that if Duke was thrusting his enormous manhood inside of a girls cock cave, her eyes would be rolling back in her head and she’d be close to passing out from feeling like she was being split in two.

Feasting on a woman's baby box is a true favourite of mine. The problem is I never get to enjoy my vaginal banquet for long. Indeed, it has been claimed my tongue is like a skilled serpent, darting in and out of the sin slit whilst teasing tender strokes circle the clit like a matador dancing with the bull. It is true whilst I devour her bearded clam I am also massaging her chest. Most men have no idea how to properly handle massive udders, they clumsily paw at them. Clearly woman are in desperate need of the skilled hands of a gifted man to properly drain her baby feeders.

So far no woman has been able to withstand the heavenly onslaught of Duke's toned tongue and moisturised hands. Three minutes is the longest I have been able to drink from the honey pot before the woman begins the standard incoherent speech, shaking of legs and flushed face. Therefore, if any female on this splendid site would aid me in a longer love tunnel tickling I would be most grateful.

Duke has spoken #Duke

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Why are you referring to yourself in the third person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only women make me cum from oral

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Shame you don't put as much into your oral as into your typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and nobody other than my children have "drained my baby feeders".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have spent the majority of my oral career in great frustration. You must understand one's tongue and penis are entirely separate tools. You better believe that if Duke was thrusting his enormous manhood inside of a girls cock cave, her eyes would be rolling back in her head and she’d be close to passing out from feeling like she was being split in two.

Duke has spoken #Duke"

Well thank you for your analysis.

If you need to do it for a long time, you are doing it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shame you don't put as much into your oral as into your typing

I think it's the opposite Joe, he's just tooooo good. Poor fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a career in oral?

The job centre is very different these days.....

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

So if I read this right you make her cum once so you stop...Amateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love fab

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Shame you don't put as much into your oral as into your typing

I think it's the opposite Joe, he's just tooooo good. Poor fella

I think that's what he was trying to say

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Urgh.

If this is a joke post then it is actually quite funny

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I love fab

Couldn't make this shit up... or maybe you could...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love cock cave and baby tunnel, i am stealing them,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love fab

Couldn't make this shit up... or maybe you could..."

You manage

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I love fab

Couldn't make this shit up... or maybe you could...

You manage

Now now you two play nicely..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urgh.

If this is a joke post then it is actually quite funny "

I hope its a joke, otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm yet to meet a man who was too good at oral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the duke find anyone to take his massive tool in the ass, yet? Has that challenge been met?

Baby box. Classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love fab

Couldn't make this shit up... or maybe you could...

You manage

Now now you two play nicely.. "

Joe's posts are a highlight of my day. He's a fantastic storyteller

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I love fab

Couldn't make this shit up... or maybe you could...

You manage

Now now you two play nicely..

Joe's posts are a highlight of my day. He's a fantastic storyteller

I might grandstand but I don;t bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck is Duke ?

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"So if I read this right you make her cum once so you stop...Amateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is Duke ? "

A guy from the stories and fantasies section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite enjoyed reading that....better than fuck snog avoid anyday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....and then he woke up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joe's posts are a highlight of my day. He's a fantastic storyteller

I might grandstand but I don't bullshit

I'm entertained either way!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Joe's posts are a highlight of my day. He's a fantastic storyteller

I might grandstand but I don't bullshit

I'm entertained either way!! "

Just get a room. Ohhh let me watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joe's posts are a highlight of my day. He's a fantastic storyteller

I might grandstand but I don't bullshit

I'm entertained either way!!

Just get a room. Ohhh let me watch

Me too please! And don't mind the camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me now, Duke.

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Well it convinced me. Oral experts are few and far between. They talk the talk then mysteriously forget in person usually

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My childhood cat was called Duke

Or as I lovingly called him 'Dukles'

That was a great read OP, I'm well jel of the women that get to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gent that refers to himself as having an "oral career" deserves all the... what was it, oh yes "sin slit" that throws itself upon his "serpent"!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Sin slit? There are no words...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least we know the Op has moisterised hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, Lord Flashheart is alive and well and inhabiting FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Massive udders"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP is a cunning linguist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, Lord Flashheart is alive and well and inhabiting FAB

Woof woof!!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Sounds like someone has overdosed on Urban dictionary and Viz magazine. Cool story bro made me laugh anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what I like it, made me chuckle,

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Baby box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've been put in my place. I thought I enjoyed licking a cock cave, not as much as the duke here.

I need to be re-trained if I want a career.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too enjoy spelunking in a cock cave, remember not to come up to quick or you'll get the bends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duke has spoken #Duke"

Great choice of words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duke has spoken #Duke"

If I found a man that could make me cum within three minutes, he'd be locked up in my basement and only be let out to perform oral sex on me

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've just found several new phrases to add to the words that make you cringe thread.

Anyone referring to my boobs as udders will be getting nowhere near them. Skilled, moisturised hands or not!

As for some of the other choice words and phrases

Oh and very, very few men have ever made me orgasm from oral. I could last hours, though you'd have to wake me up once you were done.

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