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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Over the weekend I cracked and ordered 5 litres of hydrochloric acid to decale toilets. The human sinus was giving me serious ear ache, to be fair the rooms did look like pictures from the Anarchist Almanac.

Anyway the acid arrived today and dressed like Dr Nefario I glee fully filled each pan with the oily liquid, thatll clear them I may have laughed.....now it's obvious after the event but wasn't quite expecting the reaction to be quite so violent, vigorous, exothermic and gaseous!!!

But, with Beethoven's Ode To Joy ringing in my ears, toilets completely cleared, oh yes....diy god!!! sure the six acid burns on left hand will heal and the burning sensation in throat will subside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummmmm good job

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Better delivery than your last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way to go OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "human sinus"? Did I miss something?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"The "human sinus"? Did I miss something?"

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/540100

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better delivery than your last one "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The "human sinus"? Did I miss something?

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/540100"

Hmm. I can't totally make my mind up but I feel like it could be an incredibly horrible way to describe your partner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Nefario is a cracking image though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.

Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.

Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too! "

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.

Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too! "

Not gallstones. That's how Haigh got caught.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.

Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too!

Not gallstones. That's how Haigh got caught."

I did not know this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.

Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too!

Not gallstones. That's how Haigh got caught.

I did not know this! "

Just pick your victims carefully put it on the questionaire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.

Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too! "

I think I've just fallen in love with you, would you like to be my Ethel Neave?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Doesn't vinegar do something similar, without awful burns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't vinegar do something similar, without awful burns?"

Yes, but the acid is better for really crusty toilets.

Sorry for the unavoidable imagery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.

Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too!

Not gallstones. That's how Haigh got caught."

I thought it was her dentures but I could be wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.

Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too!

Not gallstones. That's how Haigh got caught.

I thought it was her dentures but I could be wrong"

Seems we were both correct

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.

Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too!

Not gallstones. That's how Haigh got caught.

I thought it was her dentures but I could be wrong

Seems we were both correct "

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever you do!!!!!!DON'T PUT BLEACH IN THE PAN IF THERES STILL ACID IN THERE!!!! You will cause a chemical reaction that makes mustard gas, this happend on a building site I worked on

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