FabSwingers.com forum: Talents, what are yours?

By *imply Different OP Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

So, a lot of single guys write their profiles like they are the talented sexual Adonises of this world!

What do y'all think your talents are?

A is a talented chef, or so He likes to think!

L has her talent for makeup and everything financial!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Shopping, eating, chuntering nonsense

Oh and I'm classically trained in harp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a decent poet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attracting the wrong sort of bloke, apparently...

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By *imply Different OP Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm a decent poet"

Proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing and am very flexible.

I also juggle my own business, 4 children and my kinky lifestyle....I think I'm pretty talented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can sing and am very flexible.

I also juggle my own business, 4 children and my kinky lifestyle....I think I'm pretty talented

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Let me become part of your lifestyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a decent poet"

I get nice comments about mine too... not sure whether my self esteem is up to taking that as a genuine compliment or people just being nice, either way.

I like to cook (doesn't mean I am good at it)

And I make me people I know laugh, unintentionally..

I am not sure any of those count...

I like words.... it's probably obvious

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By *imply Different OP Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

"Attracting the wrong sort of bloke, apparently... "

Oh That's not a talent!..

It's a superpower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a decent poet

Proof

There are a couple of people who may vouch for me.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm a decent poet"

Decent? You are harsh on yourself x

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm a decent poet"

Decent is not the word

Profoundly heart moving is better

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Kissing apparently not sure if it's a skill or a talent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a decent poet

Decent? You are harsh on yourself x"

I am perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a decent poet

Decent is not the word

Profoundly heart moving is better"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telepathic control of others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attracting the wrong sort of bloke, apparently... "
what or whom is the wrong sort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a guitar god.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

An appreciation of the absurd and lateral thinking. Oh, and I'm not bad at music type things.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Attracting the wrong sort of bloke, apparently... "

I'm quite good at this too

Kissing, sucking

Eating and talking lol

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By *imply Different OP Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

I like to think my talents include;

Cheffing

Making a stiff drink!

Spanish

Playing guitar

Photography

Certainly a few of my skills at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My talent is rare.

I have the ability to know when I come across a bull shitter, player and liar

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Does breathing count?

This is a hard one for me as I am much more of a generalist rather than a specialist. I am adept at things like cooking, brewing and cultivation but not outstanding. Even in my career although I am a trained chemist in reality I am a general scientist who does some chemistry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I am indestructible...not sure if it is just belligerence though.

I can cook to a good standard.

Problem solving in an engineering context..

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

I can effectively repel anyone of the opposite sex without even trying. Gift and a curse.

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By *imply Different OP Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

"Does breathing count?

Hiesenburg... is that you?

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

"Shopping, eating, chuntering nonsense

Oh and I'm classically trained in harp"

My kind of woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Planning. Attention to detail.

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

"I'm a decent poet

Proof

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....." Proof please x"

This x

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attracting the wrong sort of bloke, apparently... what or whom is the wrong sort?"

Oh I don't know. Emotionally thick? But I'm the common denominator, so the problem is probably me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pencilling in my eyebrows perfectly while being a passenger in a moving car.

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

"Telepathic control of others

Stop it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving people up the wall with questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My talents are film directing and drawing. I love to draw and paint to relax.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Baking....won prizes for it and regularly get asked to do pies/ cake to send to old friends

I can sing a little and known for taking a decent picture or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow jobs

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

"Does breathing count?

Hiesenburg... is that you?"

I'm uncertain.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Does breathing count?

Hiesenburg... is that you?

I'm uncertain. "

Good on you. Sticking to your principle and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds, pretty skilful

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I'm in the top 5000 world of tanks players in the world that makes me a super unicorn player .

what that has to do with sex i have no idea past showing i have patients tactical awareness nimble fingers and a desire to be the best i can be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs- writing she has a number of books

Mr- cooking (chef in a michelin star kitchen)

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I do wander if Hiesenburg went around starting that at least he didn't harm cats. Anyway so I have been given half an excuse it's time for a somewhat dodgy physics joke (well aren't they all):

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.

The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"

The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"

Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.

"A cat," Schrödinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."

Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you know when I find one

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm a jack of all trades.

I am pretty good at everything i try but not great at anything. I'm yet to discover my real talent and am beginning to think i never will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can kill a thread without even trying

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Way to many to list

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By *imply Different OP Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

"I do wander if Hiesenburg went around starting that at least he didn't harm cats. Anyway so I have been given half an excuse it's time for a somewhat dodgy physics joke (well aren't they all):

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.

The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"

The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"

Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.

"A cat," Schrödinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."

Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now.""
Not that Hindenburg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked Marc what my talent was and he said I'm good at arguing.

When I made a face, he said I was also a decent dancer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly don't think I have any talent anymore, my one and only talent was rugby league, and like to think I was pretty decent at it, but now I old i don't have that, and can't do anything, can't cook draw i have no musical talents, i can pick my nose with my tongue and can clap with 1 hand if you class them has talents?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Telepathic control of others

Stop it x "

I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending money, comforting my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I asked Marc what my talent was and he said I'm good at arguing.

When I made a face, he said I was also a decent dancer.

Courtney, not linked to thread, but your new profile photo is exceptional x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Research, techie stuff, science-y stuff, academic writing (e.g literature reviews and reports), pattern recognition, data analysis, good attention to detail, logic problems, very tenacious and determined.

I'm also a decent writer and a half decent beader.

I'm confident in my abilities.

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By *imply Different OP Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

"Spending money, comforting my kids

Two very valid ones there! Not many have the latter it seems nowadays!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attracting the wrong sort of bloke, apparently... what or whom is the wrong sort?

Oh I don't know. Emotionally thick? But I'm the common denominator, so the problem is probably me.

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Maybe so perhaps you need the attention of women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Design, food and shitposting

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By *imply Different OP Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

"Design, food and shitposting "
Design? Step this way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Design, food and shitposting Design? Step this way! "

You don't own a gulag do you?

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By *imply Different OP Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

" I'm also a decent writer and a half decent beader."

I'm not a half decent reader, I misread that for "breeder"

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By *imply Different OP Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

"Design, food and shitposting Design? Step this way!

You don't own a gulag do you?"
No, but we do destroy Bauhaus...

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

"I do wander if Hiesenburg went around starting that at least he didn't harm cats. Anyway so I have been given half an excuse it's time for a somewhat dodgy physics joke (well aren't they all):

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.

The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"

The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"

Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.

"A cat," Schrödinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."

Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now." Not that Hindenburg!

If you mean in relation to the airship then it was named after one of the German presidents. It could also be reasonably argued that the American government had quiet a large hand in the eventual disaster as the Hindenburg class ships were originally intended to be filled with inert helium but the US blocked export of this to Germany causing the switch to hydrogen.

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By *imply Different OP Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

"I do wander if Hiesenburg went around starting that at least he didn't harm cats. Anyway so I have been given half an excuse it's time for a somewhat dodgy physics joke (well aren't they all):

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.

The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"

The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"

Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.

"A cat," Schrödinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."

Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now." Not that Hindenburg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Main untrained talent is cooking, was once offered an option to open a small restaurant.

But cursed with natural built-in BS detector that never turns off and controls texting finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spreadsheets. Makeup. Consuming enormous amounts of food. Reading fast. Remembering people's names, but definitely not their faces.

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By *imply Different OP Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

"Spreadsheets. Makeup. Consuming enormous amounts of food. Reading fast. Remembering people's names, but definitely not their faces."

Can we team up? I remember faces not names

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Ahhhh had to look up that one as I may be one of few people who haven't seen Breaking Bad.

No if I were to go down that route I would definitely try and use Elmo McElroy as my role model. Although I doubt I could ever come across as charismatical as Samuel L. Jackson. In reality I'm more Iki (Rhyl Ifans).

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

" I'm also a decent writer and a half decent beader.

I'm not a half decent reader, I misread that for "breeder"

That, I am (happily) not!

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

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just this minute!

Gosport

Rhyl Ifans, I need to watch the auto carrot more carefully, that was meant to say Rhys Ifans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spreadsheets. Makeup. Consuming enormous amounts of food. Reading fast. Remembering people's names, but definitely not their faces.

Can we team up? I remember faces not names

We'd be a power combo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really good at drinking wine

Eating

Blow jobs

Ignoring text messages

Singing and THINKING I'm amazing

Floating ( swimming is just so over rated! )

Marathon box set watching

Ordering ( cooking is over rated too )

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dick is very good with his hands.

My talent is... Non existent

I cook and bake pretty well.

Ohh I'm great at listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stopping hiccups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sing, I've had my voice classically trained.

I also play piano

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By *imply Different OP Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

"I sing, I've had my voice classically trained.

I also play piano

You're good at starting threads too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a self taught wire sculptor..

I can take a couple of spools of florists and beading wire and turn them into a 3D work of art..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I am a self taught wire sculptor..

I can take a couple of spools of florists and beading wire and turn them into a 3D work of art.. "

I'm envious. I have no talent with wire at all, despite an effort to learn.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Research, techie stuff, science-y stuff, academic writing (e.g literature reviews and reports), pattern recognition, data analysis, good attention to detail, logic problems, very tenacious and determined.

I'm also a decent writer and a half decent beader.

I'm confident in my abilities."

My kind of woman - wonderful

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

H says I'm good with my hands & somehow causing MO's, I'd say I'm also very good at emptying rum bottles very fast if the mood takes me

Oh, I'm also good at bringing up kids right & running my own business

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm also a decent writer and a half decent beader.

I'm confident in my abilities.

My kind of woman - wonderful

Thank you x

If only I was so confident in how I look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant think of any talents as such but I'm pretty good at getting along / getting the best out people especially work wise. I'm good at consuming wine without falling down & I am a half decent singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a self taught wire sculptor..

I can take a couple of spools of florists and beading wire and turn them into a 3D work of art..

I'm envious. I have no talent with wire at all, despite an effort to learn."

As I said I am self taught ..

An artist friend of mine told me that as someone who was untrained, she doubted I would be able make anything that looked remotely recognisable in 3D... I just set out to prove her wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traditional cut and pitch roofs with dormer window, fit kitchens, bathrooms etc etc and make doors, frames and hang said doors even though im only 5ft2 in my steel toe caps lol!

I'm a qualified carpenter so that will explain it to those who may wonder lol.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Hmmm! I'm talented at writing lists.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Highly talented and versatile individual 'ere.

About the only things I can't do are drive and bake

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Im good at stressing, had loads of practice recently and getting better at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think i have any talents also to be honest except have a kinky mind people call me a energy god because I'm full of it lol that's me really

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