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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm pregnant. About four hours gone now. I shall look forward to the next eight months three weeks 6 days and 20 hours with a sense of "a moment on the hips a lifetime on the bank account".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you pleased

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you pleased"

ask me in two weeks

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Is it a boy or a girl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it a boy or a girl?

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Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you take it missonry or from behind

so we can see if a boy or girl

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Congratulations!!!

Did you conceive on the site out of interest?

Could be a FAB first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did you take it missonry or from behind

so we can see if a boy or girl "

Interesting how does position affect outcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Congratulations!!!

Did you conceive on the site out of interest?

Could be a FAB first!"

Are you asking if I was thinking about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did you take it missonry or from behind

so we can see if a boy or girl

Interesting how does position affect outcome "

i read it somewhere

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Well I hope congrats are acceptable xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Congratulations!!!

Did you conceive on the site out of interest?

Could be a FAB first!

Are you asking if I was thinking about you?"

I would never be so narcissistic or egocentric.

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Oh OK was it me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I hope congrats are acceptable xx"

I'd prefer mothercare vouchers at this stage

No scratch that Debenhams ones - less restricting lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Congratulations!!!

Did you conceive on the site out of interest?

Could be a FAB first!

Are you asking if I was thinking about you?

I would never be so narcissistic or egocentric.

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Oh OK was it me?"

Only when I was crying out oh god oh god....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Oh OK was it me?

Only when I was crying out oh god oh god...."

I want a paternity test, no hard feelings like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If they its yours then I will go on Jezza Kyle and demand a test to prove they're mine. I wont fight for custody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhhh wow....

A new mummy to be on the forums. Congrats jerchy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhhhhhhh wow....

A new mummy to be on the forums. Congrats jerchy "

I'm thinking Timewaster Honeymelon for a boy and Cuckolding Ribena for a girl.......

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"did you take it missonry or from behind

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I'm thinking more "turkey baster" myself...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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As long as I get to be your birth partner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did you take it missonry or from behind

I'm thinking more "turkey baster" myself... "

Thats because you can't bear the thought of anything else violating my virginal body until you get your hands on it..... but I understand I understand....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as I get to be your birth partner

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Yeah you can eat my placenta!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you want a water birth?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"As long as I get to be your birth partner

Yeah you can eat my placenta!!!!!!!"

fried with garlic and chilli

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as I get to be your birth partner

Yeah you can eat my placenta!!!!!!!

fried with garlic and chilli"

and a nice little chianti

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you want a water birth?

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What an excellent idea - now then... Indian Ocean or the Med you reckon? Whats the warmest in January?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Congratulations!!!

Did you conceive on the site out of interest?

Could be a FAB first!

Are you asking if I was thinking about you?

I would never be so narcissistic or egocentric.

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Oh OK was it me?"

If thinking about you gets a girl pregnant Mr Monkey, I am with child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be 6 hours gone now, is it travelling up the fallopian tube yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know what the rush hour's like its probably at a standstill on the Northern Line.... I'll jiggle about a bit...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"As long as I get to be your birth partner

Yeah you can eat my placenta!!!!!!!

fried with garlic and chilli

and a nice little chianti "

No a nice heavy Rioja please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as I get to be your birth partner

Yeah you can eat my placenta!!!!!!!

fried with garlic and chilli

and a nice little chianti

No a nice heavy Rioja please"

Shall I just share the gas and air?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Lidl vouchers in the post.......

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Is it a boy or a girl?

Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess."

Is Buzz a girls name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it a boy or a girl?

Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess.

Is Buzz a girls name? "

The names have been picked...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Is it a boy or a girl?

Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess.

Is Buzz a girls name?

The names have been picked..."

Twins? Crickey, you're going to have your hands full.

...I'm a bit worried now, can you still get pregnant in the shower?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it a boy or a girl?

Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess.

Is Buzz a girls name?

The names have been picked...

Twins? Crickey, you're going to have your hands full.

...I'm a bit worried now, can you still get pregnant in the shower? "

Not twins daftie. Timewaster Honeymelon if its a boy. Cuckolding Ribena for a girl.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Is it a boy or a girl?

Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess.

Is Buzz a girls name?

The names have been picked...

Twins? Crickey, you're going to have your hands full.

...I'm a bit worried now, can you still get pregnant in the shower?

Not twins daftie. Timewaster Honeymelon if its a boy. Cuckolding Ribena for a girl. "

Is Mick Jagger the father by any chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it a boy or a girl?

Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess.

Is Buzz a girls name?

The names have been picked...

Twins? Crickey, you're going to have your hands full.

...I'm a bit worried now, can you still get pregnant in the shower?

Not twins daftie. Timewaster Honeymelon if its a boy. Cuckolding Ribena for a girl.

Is Mick Jagger the father by any chance "

Anyone can throw in a paternity hat... Ultimately its up to Jezza to decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it the Pearly King of Hillingdon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is it the Pearly King of Hillingdon?"

You evil evil evil evil monster!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had another congratulations I think I better state I'm not pregnant. It was a bit of a josh on announcements..... I'm still accepting gift vouchers though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had another congratulations I think I better state I'm not pregnant. It was a bit of a josh on announcements..... I'm still accepting gift vouchers though...."

OIOI i want my pram back i sent ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had another congratulations I think I better state I'm not pregnant. It was a bit of a josh on announcements..... I'm still accepting gift vouchers though....

OIOI i want my pram back i sent ya "

Howwah man - we keep the coal in that!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had another congratulations I think I better state I'm not pregnant. It was a bit of a josh on announcements..... I'm still accepting gift vouchers though....

OIOI i want my pram back i sent ya

Howwah man - we keep the coal in that!!!"

cheeky fookers

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