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"No" really does mean "No"

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

For some reason I was reminded of something today and I am in a sharing mood

Once upon a what seems to be a very long time ago I met a guy from a swinging site. He seemed a bit of a nobhead but sometimes guys just don’t come across brilliantly in type – so I gave him the benefit of the doubt and agreed to meet for a chat and ONLY A CHAT!

Parked on a regular residential road (so he wouldn’t get any ideas) we sat in my car. Very quickly I realised he was a bigger nobhead than I first thought as he explained he had aimed to meet really fit women but he had realised he needed to be more realistic in his expectations. I guess I should have kicked him out of the car right then, but I was actually enjoying the conversation…. I say conversation, what I mean was patronising and mocking him in a semi-interrogation type way – well it amused me. For some absurd reason the guy seemed to think this was a come-on cunningly disguised as playing hard to get – in fact he told me so. He said he had met another woman who said 'no' to his advances and really she meant 'yes'. He continued to explain he thought I really wanted to say ‘yes’, as he stroked my thigh in a circular motion with his finger. I looked at his finger, and then I looked in his eyes “If you don’t move that finger I will break it off”. His reply was “I don’t think you mean that”. What was probably less than a second later a loud “AAAAAAAAAAAGH” was heard coming from my car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes mental note 'don't mess with Polo'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have so missed your posts!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


" I have so missed your posts!

"

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really she is a pussy cat !

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"really she is a pussy cat !"

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well polo, what a great story, wonder what it was that made you remember it. Wonder if the guy learnt his lesson or decided to carry on being a complete total knobhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down pussy or else ill force you down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Down pussy or else ill force you down "
oooh youve changed!!!!!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Down pussy or else ill force you down "

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive not changed just know what Polo likes

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

LOL - it's a pity there are so many knobheads who think that they are Gods gift and won't take no for an answer! Lets be thankful for the decent guys who know how to behave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

decent guys are hard to find if you find one keep him to yourself and maybe close friends lol

"no means no" at all times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I have so missed your posts!

"

And yours........... Whoooohooooo

Polo AND Darkfire..... OMG its bad..

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Yeah, but no, but yeah, but

Oh you know what i mean.....lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

NO ....NO.....NO....NnnnO....Yes

pd

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"NO ....NO.....NO....NnnnO....Yes

pd "

Oooowwww is this like playing Jeopardy….

The question is “what does PD say when he’s asked to suck cock?”

tee hee

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"NO ....NO.....NO....NnnnO....Yes

pd

Oooowwww is this like playing Jeopardy….

The question is “what does PD say when he’s asked to suck cock?”

tee hee "

he says ...no thanks ..ill smoke my own ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NO ....NO.....NO....NnnnO....Yes

pd

Oooowwww is this like playing Jeopardy….

The question is “what does PD say when he’s asked to suck cock?”

tee hee

he says ...no thanks ..ill smoke my own ..."

He must have a long neck!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"NO ....NO.....NO....NnnnO....Yes

pd

Oooowwww is this like playing Jeopardy….

The question is “what does PD say when he’s asked to suck cock?”

tee hee

he says ...no thanks ..ill smoke my own ...

He must have a long neck! "

well there is another way of looking at it pmsl ...but i wish ...lol

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"NO ....NO.....NO....NnnnO....Yes

pd

Oooowwww is this like playing Jeopardy….

The question is “what does PD say when he’s asked to suck cock?”

tee hee

he says ...no thanks ..ill smoke my own ...

He must have a long neck! "

Snap-On tools must have extended their range lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"NO ....NO.....NO....NnnnO....Yes

pd

Oooowwww is this like playing Jeopardy….

The question is “what does PD say when he’s asked to suck cock?”

tee hee

he says ...no thanks ..ill smoke my own ...

He must have a long neck!

well there is another way of looking at it pmsl ...but i wish ...lol "

From a great height by the sounds of it...lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"NO ....NO.....NO....NnnnO....Yes

pd

Oooowwww is this like playing Jeopardy….

The question is “what does PD say when he’s asked to suck cock?”

tee hee

he says ...no thanks ..ill smoke my own ...

He must have a long neck!

well there is another way of looking at it pmsl ...but i wish ...lol

From a great height by the sounds of it...lol"

shurrrup you and get to work !!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"NO ....NO.....NO....NnnnO....Yes

pd

Oooowwww is this like playing Jeopardy….

The question is “what does PD say when he’s asked to suck cock?”

tee hee

he says ...no thanks ..ill smoke my own ...

He must have a long neck!

well there is another way of looking at it pmsl ...but i wish ...lol

From a great height by the sounds of it...lol

shurrrup you and get to work !!!! "

Work on what dear..???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NO ....NO.....NO....NnnnO....Yes

pd

Oooowwww is this like playing Jeopardy….

The question is “what does PD say when he’s asked to suck cock?”

tee hee

he says ...no thanks ..ill smoke my own ...

He must have a long neck!

well there is another way of looking at it pmsl ...but i wish ...lol "

Hey, I get ya drift! If I could suck my own cock I wouldn't go anywhere at all!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"NO ....NO.....NO....NnnnO....Yes

pd

Oooowwww is this like playing Jeopardy….

The question is “what does PD say when he’s asked to suck cock?”

tee hee

he says ...no thanks ..ill smoke my own ...

He must have a long neck!

well there is another way of looking at it pmsl ...but i wish ...lol

Hey, I get ya drift! If I could suck my own cock I wouldn't go anywhere at all!! "

dont go there it would mean another 3 month debate on the meaning of bisexuality !!!

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By *ickyfittsMan
over a year ago

newbury


"NO ....NO.....NO....NnnnO....Yes

pd

Oooowwww is this like playing Jeopardy….

The question is “what does PD say when he’s asked to suck cock?”

tee hee

he says ...no thanks ..ill smoke my own ...

He must have a long neck!

well there is another way of looking at it pmsl ...but i wish ...lol

Hey, I get ya drift! If I could suck my own cock I wouldn't go anywhere at all!! "

Lol when I was a teenager, I COULD suck my own. Not what it's er...cracked up to be tho - to much f'ing bending.

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