FabSwingers.com forum: Requests

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the most random/weird request youve had off this site, be it in a message or during a meet?

Also...do the women of Fab actually send dirty pants to the guys out there asking for them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol requests for wet knickers

And other requests where i have read it and gone wtf and pressed the block button

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I've had knickers stolen....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once offered £500 for two hours of my company. The weirdest has to be the guy that wanted me to wank him into his adult sized nappy though.. And yea he did send pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone requested that I leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone requested that I leave."

Wtf!! Forum wouldn't be the same without you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave my beard off?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I was once offered £500 for two hours of my company. The weirdest has to be the guy that wanted me to wank him into his adult sized nappy though.. And yea he did send pics

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I was asked to be a pony slut...

No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone requested that I leave.

Wtf!! Forum wouldn't be the same without you x"

Aww. Thank you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to be a pony slut...

No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou

I'm sorry but I still find this really funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to be a pony slut...

No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou

will you be mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to be a pony slut...

No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou

I'm sorry but I still find this really funny. "

Glad it's not just me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was asked to be a pony slut...

No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou

I'm sorry but I still find this really funny.

Glad it's not just me...

A pony slut?

What does this involve?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I was asked to be a pony slut...

No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou

The theory sounds ok but the practical might be difficult. Still, it's a harmless enough fantasy.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I've had the word weird used to describe me several times usually by people who use the phrase open minded to describe themselves.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Pony slut

He's going to come and thrust himself up my ass and ride me up the stairs pulling my hair whilst thrusting into me. If I scream he's going to go harder until I bleed.

Then he'll cum inside and rub in on my face

My reply "neigh pal that's not for me"

Still funny? I think I clenched my cheeks for a good hour.

I blame Merry for the status shuffle he sent me.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I was asked to be a pony slut...

No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou

will you be mine

Anything for you gorgeous

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Shave my beard off? "

I'm genuinely distressed that someone thought that was an acceptable request. Sickening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to be a pony slut...

No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou

will you be mine

Anything for you gorgeous

After reading your description of pony slut, I think I'll just stick to licking you all over

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I was asked to be a pony slut...

No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou

will you be mine

Anything for you gorgeous

After reading your description of pony slut, I think I'll just stick to licking you all over

Thought you might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pony slut

He's going to come and thrust himself up my ass and ride me up the stairs pulling my hair whilst thrusting into me. If I scream he's going to go harder until I bleed.

Then he'll cum inside and rub in on my face

My reply "neigh pal that's not for me"

Still funny? I think I clenched my cheeks for a good hour.

I blame Merry for the status shuffle he sent me.

...Yeah... It's still pretty funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pony slut

He's going to come and thrust himself up my ass and ride me up the stairs pulling my hair whilst thrusting into me. If I scream he's going to go harder until I bleed.

Then he'll cum inside and rub in on my face

My reply "neigh pal that's not for me"

Still funny? I think I clenched my cheeks for a good hour.

I blame Merry for the status shuffle he sent me.

Just sounds like an outright assault of the anal passageway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave my beard off? "

Instant block. Ha

I've had quite insistent requests from men. When politely informed that I only like to be with women I've had "well just a blow job then?"

I wonder how often that's worked? "Ohhhh ok just a blow job then, you've twisted my arm!" Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pony slut

He's going to come and thrust himself up my ass and ride me up the stairs pulling my hair whilst thrusting into me. If I scream he's going to go harder until I bleed.

Then he'll cum inside and rub in on my face

My reply "neigh pal that's not for me"

Still funny? I think I clenched my cheeks for a good hour.

I blame Merry for the status shuffle he sent me.

And now you can never walk up the stairs the same again

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?"
Lmaoo pony slut

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Shave my beard off?

Instant block. Ha

I've had quite insistent requests from men. When politely informed that I only like to be with women I've had "well just a blow job then?"

I wonder how often that's worked? "Ohhhh ok just a blow job then, you've twisted my arm!" Ha

'Well ok, put some lippy on though and make sure you shave"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?"

stallion slut ... I like the sound of that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave my beard off?

I'm genuinely distressed that someone thought that was an acceptable request. Sickening."

SomeONE, I've had it quite a few times, "you'd be quite handsome if you shaved your beard off" how the feck would you know?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?

stallion slut ... I like the sound of that haha

Splendid, I've got 3 lots of stairs though - I hope you can handle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?"

Well, if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?

Well, if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony.

I'm looking for a partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?

stallion slut ... I like the sound of that haha

Splendid, I've got 3 lots of stairs though - I hope you can handle it"

Owch.... There be no galloping after 3 flights of stairs haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?"
I'll be your pomy slut lmaoo ride me like a bicycle you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked if I'd ever had a wank over a family member. I'm still scarred by it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?

stallion slut ... I like the sound of that haha

Splendid, I've got 3 lots of stairs though - I hope you can handle it

Owch.... There be no galloping after 3 flights of stairs haha "

I'll kiss it better - don't be shy now. I'm thinking a gentle trot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?

stallion slut ... I like the sound of that haha

Splendid, I've got 3 lots of stairs though - I hope you can handle it

Owch.... There be no galloping after 3 flights of stairs haha

I'll kiss it better - don't be shy now. I'm thinking a gentle trot"

A gentle trot does sound better ... Am not been made to wear blinkers and force feed carrots tho am I ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?

Well, if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony.

I'm looking for a partner

Im gona guess they need to know how to ride??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy just asked me if I'll wash his car for a tenner

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?

stallion slut ... I like the sound of that haha

Splendid, I've got 3 lots of stairs though - I hope you can handle it

Owch.... There be no galloping after 3 flights of stairs haha

I'll kiss it better - don't be shy now. I'm thinking a gentle trot

A gentle trot does sound better ... Am not been made to wear blinkers and force feed carrots tho am I ?

No carrots....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?

Well, if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony.

I'm looking for a partner

Im gona guess they need to know how to ride??

Without falling off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pony slut!!!

That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I've had knickers stolen....

no doubt the thief is now wearing them with pride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy just asked me if I'll wash his car for a tenner

Sounds like a deal to me

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"I was asked to be a pony slut...

No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou

This made me proper chuckle

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pony slut!!!

That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious

I love that this is amusing for you all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Such a harsh bunch

Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?

Well, if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony.

I'm looking for a partner

Im gona guess they need to know how to ride??

Without falling off"

I think im compatible to be honest, can you sex me to my limits?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Pony slut!!!

That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious

I love that this is amusing for you all

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy just asked me if I'll wash his car for a tenner

Thats mini valet price...ill have you round for one of those aswell please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman actually asked me for a meet once!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pony slut!!!

That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious

I love that this is amusing for you all

Sorry

Lies all lies. I'm glad to be of amusement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He quickly sent me another message offering an extra £5 if I wear a bikini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy just asked me if I'll wash his car for a tenner

White tshirt, no bra, I'll make it fifteen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He quickly sent me another message offering an extra £5 if I wear a bikini

Damn I just thought of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman actually asked me for a meet once!!

NO!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's one guy that has messaged a few times asking what I'd do if he was 3 inches tall....

Maybe he has a smurf fetish?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"A woman actually asked me for a meet once!!

NO!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one guy that has messaged a few times asking what I'd do if he was 3 inches tall....

Maybe he has a smurf fetish? "

I've had that one. What a flipping oddball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pony slut!!!

That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious

I love that this is amusing for you all

im sorry but its funny.... you didnt do it so u can laugh at it!! You didn't do it right??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol damn I felt special

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pony slut!!!

That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious

I love that this is amusing for you all

im sorry but its funny.... you didnt do it so u can laugh at it!! You didn't do it right?? "

Jesus no!! It is funny

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"A woman actually asked me for a meet once!!

That's just not a believable story sorry.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Pony slut!!!

That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious

I love that this is amusing for you all

im sorry but its funny.... you didnt do it so u can laugh at it!! You didn't do it right??

Jesus no!! It is funny

If you'd had said earlier I could have brought some hay! Anyway what about a "proper" pony tail & bridle?

S&H

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pony slut!!!

That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious

I love that this is amusing for you all

im sorry but its funny.... you didnt do it so u can laugh at it!! You didn't do it right??

Jesus no!! It is funny

If you'd had said earlier I could have brought some hay! Anyway what about a "proper" pony tail & bridle?

S&H

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Some guy messaged me (think it was manchester along way from whwre i lived) he wanted me to travel up there and stay over so him and his three flat mates could use and abuse me until they had had their fill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some guy messaged me (think it was manchester along way from whwre i lived) he wanted me to travel up there and stay over so him and his three flat mates could use and abuse me until they had had their fill

I can only imagine how fast your pants hit the floor at that request

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Pony slut!!!

That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious

I love that this is amusing for you all

im sorry but its funny.... you didnt do it so u can laugh at it!! You didn't do it right??

Jesus no!! It is funny

If you'd had said earlier I could have brought some hay! Anyway what about a "proper" pony tail & bridle?

S&H

Well shout up as we are ordering some more toys Thursday

Hmmm, two ponies, what could be better, except maybe a couple more

S&H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be abused by you no limits cum slut for your use from straight guys ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman actually asked me for a meet once!!

That's just not a believable story sorry.

S"
sounds farfetched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangest I've had was could I pretend to be his step sister.

Pony slut?? Lmao, sound awfully painful, ask him if you can go first wearing a strap on...ill lend you a whip and Spurs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had the usual request for dirty panties.

Got a message recently from a guy asking if the Mrs would have a 3some with him and his brother.

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