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By *osie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wembley

I just love reading profiles, especially those from single guys which go along the theme of:

"If you are 'this, that or the other' [ fill in with, tall/athletic/stunning ] then you are first in the queue"

But his llat verification, if there is one, was some 3 years ago. Anyone would be first in that 'queue' of one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only person first in the queue for me

Is someone that is willing to eat a whole tub of Ben & Jerries topless, with no dignity or shame. Preferably during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe that's why it's been so long?

Because he has a set of perefences and he's sticking to em religiously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First in the queue? Surely the rest would walk off if I let somebody jump the queue? = no queue.

'bbc jumps the queue' aswell. I read that often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget there more then likely getting a jump from people outside fab. If so then you can afford to wait for somebody on here you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only person first in the queue for me

Is someone that is willing to eat a whole tub of Ben & Jerries topless, with no dignity or shame. Preferably during sex "

Wouldnt even feel guilty

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By *osie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Don't forget there more then likely getting a jump from people outside fab. If so then you can afford to wait for somebody on here you like"

But ofcouse.

from POF, Facebook, Linkedln, etc, but not from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't 'queue' for anyone but fair play to him for having preferences & not being afraid to put women off by stating them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with that, they also have standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew queuing was a British thing but i didn't think it included sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew queuing was a British thing but i didn't think it included sex! "
the vwe gang not awake yet ?

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By *osie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Nothing wrong with that, they also have standards."

... and by the looks of it, plenty of patience; almost a lifelong supply of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they are verified- it could just be one they choose to display- verifications are pretty meaningless in terms of when someone last met.

Playing devils' advocate, if a woman put this, no one would have an issue.

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By *imply DifferentCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

We haven't had Anyone join our queue for a long time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing wrong with that, they also have standards.

... and by the looks of it, plenty of patience; almost a lifelong supply of it "
That is right too and lots of patience, they could have as well chosen not to display them as that would set the mark to high as women look at veris lol.

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By *osie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Nothing wrong with that, they also have standards.

... and by the looks of it, plenty of patience; almost a lifelong supply of it That is right too and lots of patience, they could have as well chosen not to display them as that would set the mark to high as women look at veris lol."

There is always the tell-tale green tick even if verifications and summary are hidden

No green tick = never been verified by anyone; not even by a non-tall/non-athletic/non-stunning woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing wrong with that, they also have standards.

... and by the looks of it, plenty of patience; almost a lifelong supply of it That is right too and lots of patience, they could have as well chosen not to display them as that would set the mark to high as women look at veris lol.

There is always the tell-tale green tick even if verifications and summary are hidden

No green tick = never been verified by anyone; not even by a non-tall/non-athletic/non-stunning woman "
That is right as well as it will show how many, or they told them not to leave a veri, there are few possibilities lol.

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row


"I just love reading profiles, especially those from single guys which go along the theme of:

"If you are 'this, that or the other' [ fill in with, tall/athletic/stunning ] then you are first in the queue"

But his llat verification, if there is one, was some 3 years ago. Anyone would be first in that 'queue' of one "

Seems like if a guy had said what OP has he would be slated for it.

Clearly we dont live in a world where sexes are equal yet ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just love reading profiles, especially those from single guys which go along the theme of:

"If you are 'this, that or the other' [ fill in with, tall/athletic/stunning ] then you are first in the queue"

But his llat verification, if there is one, was some 3 years ago. Anyone would be first in that 'queue' of one "

Maybe some people have a preference and don't want or seek verifications? I find veris a bit weird. Like a Timeout review of your latest conquest.

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By *osie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Nothing wrong with that, they also have standards.

... and by the looks of it, plenty of patience; almost a lifelong supply of it That is right too and lots of patience, they could have as well chosen not to display them as that would set the mark to high as women look at veris lol.

There is always the tell-tale green tick even if verifications and summary are hidden

No green tick = never been verified by anyone; not even by a non-tall/non-athletic/non-stunning woman That is right as well as it will show how many, or they told them not to leave a veri, there are few possibilities lol."

No, a green tick does not show how many verifications or when it was left or by whom. Atleast, that is the way I understood that the system works. It just shows that he had atleast one verification at some time from someone; it could have been years ago and from another guy even

I always get asked to leave a verification. Nobody has [yet] thought I was soooo ugly that they would be ashamed to have a verification displayed from me. And I usually leave a verification if I think he half-way deserved it

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By *osie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I just love reading profiles, especially those from single guys which go along the theme of:

"If you are 'this, that or the other' [ fill in with, tall/athletic/stunning ] then you are first in the queue"

But his llat verification, if there is one, was some 3 years ago. Anyone would be first in that 'queue' of one

Seems like if a guy had said what OP has he would be slated for it.

Clearly we dont live in a world where sexes are equal yet ! Lol

"

Try a Gay sauna; all 'sexes' are equal there .

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By *osie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wembley

Frankly, profiles like that don't bother me as I am excluded from their queue. I am neither tall nor athletic nor stunning

I was just wondering why not a single tall, athletic, stunning woman out of their queue has ever left them a verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to meet? Anyone!? Anyone!?!?

Definitely get to be first in queue .. Anyone!?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frankly, profiles like that don't bother me as I am excluded from their queue. I am neither tall nor athletic nor stunning

I was just wondering why not a single tall, athletic, stunning woman out of their queue has ever left them a verification"

*snigger *

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By *osie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Anyone want to meet? Anyone!? Anyone!?!?

Definitely get to be first in queue .. Anyone!?!?!? "

Yay; can I be first, can I be first, please?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The only person first in the queue for me

Is someone that is willing to eat a whole tub of Ben & Jerries topless, with no dignity or shame. Preferably during sex "

What flavour are we talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be nice to have a queue. Only queues I see are the ones leading away from me

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"The only person first in the queue for me

Is someone that is willing to eat a whole tub of Ben & Jerries topless, with no dignity or shame. Preferably during sex "

I volunteer as tribute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to meet? Anyone!? Anyone!?!?

Definitely get to be first in queue .. Anyone!?!?!?

Yay; can I be first, can I be first, please? "

ah if only that was true ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only person first in the queue for me

Is someone that is willing to eat a whole tub of Ben & Jerries topless, with no dignity or shame. Preferably during sex "

Man or woman? XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget there more then likely getting a jump from people outside fab. If so then you can afford to wait for somebody on here you like

But ofcouse.

from POF, Facebook, Linkedln, etc, but not from here "

I met my long term partners on Facebook apps. Men on there seem to be less inclined to fuck and fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frankly, profiles like that don't bother me as I am excluded from their queue. I am neither tall nor athletic nor stunning

I was just wondering why not a single tall, athletic, stunning woman out of their queue has ever left them a verification"

Maybe he's meeting them in reality & keeping Fabs just in case the supply runs out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give all my applicants a number, and work my way steadily through them. I also update them as regards estimated waiting time.

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By *osie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Frankly, profiles like that don't bother me as I am excluded from their queue. I am neither tall nor athletic nor stunning

I was just wondering why not a single tall, athletic, stunning woman out of their queue has ever left them a verification

Maybe he's meeting them in reality & keeping Fabs just in case the supply runs out....."

FabS is 'restocked' from the real world. If the supply runs out there then he has no hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only person first in the queue for me

Is someone that is willing to eat a whole tub of Ben & Jerries topless, with no dignity or shame. Preferably during sex "

I always eat mine topless.... it's more interesting when some falls off my spoon then

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By *imply DifferentCouple
over a year ago

Bradford


"The only person first in the queue for me

Is someone that is willing to eat a whole tub of Ben & Jerries topless, with no dignity or shame. Preferably during sex

I always eat mine topless.... it's more interesting when some falls off my spoon then "

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By *osie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I give all my applicants a number, and work my way steadily through them. I also update them as regards estimated waiting time. "

Ditto

Except that I grade them with a prefix letter; so xnnn (A005, B603, C998; grade C is pretty packed )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You too? I didn't want to sound too geeky, but I also apply a weighting to the number. Excel is very useful in this respect, enabling me to sort my list as required.

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