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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Moist and flange are mine

Imagine both said in a particularly unctuous manner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moist and flange are mine

Imagine both said in a particularly unctuous manner "

Pissflaps

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

*puts on a lecherous tone of voice*

Leggy, darling... is your flange moist?

A word that makes me cringe is "like", when it's used, like, how an American teenager might, like, talk with their friends, like, you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge - Eeuggh! Makes me feel icky just typing it!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Absolutely when used to show agreement. No idea why.

And OMG pronounced Oh Em Gee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gusset x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely when used to show agreement. No idea why.

And OMG pronounced Oh Em Gee "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe and Hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gusset x"

Leaky gusset

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A word that makes me cringe is "like", when it's used, like, how an American teenager might, like, talk with their friends, like, you know?"

And he was like, oh no I don't like the word 'like' and she was all like OMG no way.

And he was like yes way and they went to the drugstore for sodas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm making a list so I know how to annoy people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holiday pay (I'm self employed)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Babe and Hun "

Why's that babe?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm making a list so I know how to annoy people."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clunge - Eeuggh! Makes me feel icky just typing it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love you "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm making a list so I know how to annoy people."

You mean you don't already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny - makes me as dry as the Sahara desert when said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love you "

That doesn't make me cringe. Run, yes but not cringe.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Nice

Hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making a list so I know how to annoy people.

You mean you don't already? "

A little bit extra always helps moisten the flange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babe and Hun

Why's that babe?"

Omg..... im not sure...absolutely not sure

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By *retty_damagedCouple
over a year ago

coventry


"Babe and Hun "

When someone says "hon" *shudders*

Pretty x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Babe and Hun

Why's that babe?

Omg..... im not sure...absolutely not sure"

That's good

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By *isalovezTV/TS
over a year ago

Paris

leggy craggy are just a bit sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box - no pussy's like a box! And the term is negative on the sexometer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"leggy craggy are just a bit sad. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making a list so I know how to annoy people."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bae,

Hun,

Stunning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the word clunge .....and flange and minge.

Hate hun, babe, darling etc etc. And spunk!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Mmmmm nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm nom nom nom "

And mmm mm

Wtf can you reply to a message that says mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

'gawjus'

etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 and u

How much time does that save you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm nom nom nom "

Oh yeah, "mmmmmmmmm" - cringy!

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"Holiday pay (I'm self employed) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moist and flange are mine

Imagine both said in a particularly unctuous manner "

in my job I must say the word flange about 20 times a day xD

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

When people say

"Im a bit crazy"

So cringeworthy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Bae,

Hun,

Stunning."

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

"Cunt"......a horrible word !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Epic' drives me crazy when ppl use it way out of context!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

My bad.....drives me insane when someone says that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist ...hate it, don't know why, just do...and I want to batter Mary Berry every bloody time she says it about her damn cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm making a list so I know how to annoy people."

You are awesome Lib

Aww shit, awesome is on ma list as well, but let's keep that secret from Courtney shall we eh

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

Cunt' so hate that word

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"'Epic' drives me crazy when ppl use it way out of context! "

Epic - Faith No More

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Americanisms, like epic, and awesome.

Gaelicisms, like feck and craic.

Can't stand them.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Moist and flange are mine

Imagine both said in a particularly unctuous manner

in my job I must say the word flange about 20 times a day xD

"

I get the giggles when one of our fitters say it.. childish I know but it's the little things in life

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Gaelicisms, like feck and craic.

Can't stand them."

I take it you don't watch Mr's Brown's Boys or reruns of Father Ted then

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Moist ...hate it, don't know why, just do...and I want to batter Mary Berry every bloody time she says it about her damn cakes"

I was just about to tell you how moist I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C u next tuesday

HATE IT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt-- hate this word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nawty

Love and dear except if used by my mum or dad

Slacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'mint'

'hows you'

'yous' also when spelt 'use'

'gawjus'

'magic fingers'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gaelicisms, like feck and craic.

Can't stand them.

I take it you don't watch Mr's Brown's Boys or reruns of Father Ted then "

I don't actually mind them on those programmes, it's the numptys that use them in texts and social media, haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love you

That doesn't make me cringe. Run, yes but not cringe."

more of an oh fuck moment and reaches for the tea cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When adults use hehe, makes me shudder!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Work

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

What about 'quim ' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about 'quim ' ?"

Or smegma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a lot of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americanisms, like epic, and awesome.

Gaelicisms, like feck and craic.

Can't stand them."

Any craic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhubarb. ..

Used to send shivers up my spine and give me goosebumps. A childhood incident which I still don't like to hear.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I don't mind c*by but I don't like nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls deep

Clunge

Minge

Makes me shudder to hear them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americanisms, like epic, and awesome.

Gaelicisms, like feck and craic.

Can't stand them."

I meant to say when used by non American, or non Irish people by the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'bad girl' and 'daddy' when used by some "daddy Dom" on here

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anything" in the context of "they will sleep woth anything" used on here....

Who are the anythings? I rather suspect I may be one of them.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Rhubarb. ..

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Roobarb & Custard

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4aVXeDg3U4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like any crude terms for women's genitals, I find it extremely childish

I really dislike the term fem / fems

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Fabric. And in a similar vein, garment. Mercurial (but that's due to its overuse in a book I thought incredibly badly written).

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Curvy, fabulous.

Puuuuuuuuuuuuke.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Jitty.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"'bad girl' and 'daddy' when used by some "daddy Dom" on here"

Come here bad girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar tits

Flaps

Like minded people

Breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moist and flange are mine

Imagine both said in a particularly unctuous manner "

Custard

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

" Team " or " guys " when clearly addressing a group with women in it in a. P.C. Attempt to be trendy.....fuck right off you water cooler hovering briefcase wankers ! Love to fucking drown you slowly in a water cooler bottle , revive you at the point of you blacking out , and repeatedly drown you again !

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"" Team " or " guys " when clearly addressing a group with women in it in a. P.C. Attempt to be trendy.....fuck right off you water cooler hovering briefcase wankers ! Love to fucking drown you slowly in a water cooler bottle , revive you at the point of you blacking out , and repeatedly drown you again ! "

Totally agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't abide being called Hun, always makes me think of Atilla and that's no compliment.

Decimate, simply because other than watching historic documentaries or dramas I don't believe I've ever heard it used in its correct context.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rhubarb. ..

Roobarb & Custard

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4aVXeDg3U4"

I knew that would happen after I sent in lol

Bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Team " or " guys " when clearly addressing a group with women in it in a. P.C. Attempt to be trendy.....fuck right off you water cooler hovering briefcase wankers ! Love to fucking drown you slowly in a water cooler bottle , revive you at the point of you blacking out , and repeatedly drown you again ! "

Aah, the infernal manager speak, see also: "think outside the box", "team player", "goals", "good to have you on board". On board what? Grrrr....

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

Lush...can't stand it, awesome is pretty annoying too..

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Mmmmm

Babe

Hun

Stunning

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Rhubarb. ..

Roobarb & Custard

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4aVXeDg3U4

I knew that would happen after I sent in lol

Bugger!"

Corblimification I've just made a word up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 and u

How much time does that save you "

Nt mch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rhubarb. ..

Roobarb & Custard

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4aVXeDg3U4

I knew that would happen after I sent in lol

Bugger!

Corblimification I've just made a word up "

HATE IT !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to hate "lol" until I began using it ironically / mockingly and now it's accidentally become common place in my chit chat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the word "panties " makes me absafuckinglootly cringe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to hate "lol" until I began using it ironically / mockingly and now it's accidentally become common place in my chit chat! "

Strictly speaking LOL is an acronym of laugh out loud, so it is not, in fact, a word...

True dat

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Rhubarb. ..

Roobarb & Custard

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4aVXeDg3U4

I knew that would happen after I sent in lol

Bugger!

Corblimification I've just made a word up

HATE IT ! "

Excellentomundo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moist and flange are mine

Imagine both said in a particularly unctuous manner

Pissflaps "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to hate "lol" until I began using it ironically / mockingly and now it's accidentally become common place in my chit chat!

Strictly speaking LOL is an acronym of laugh out loud, so it is not, in fact, a word...

True dat "

I use it as a word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gawjus

Norty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diarrhoea

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Gawjus

Norty

"

Is Nawty ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the word "panties " makes me absafuckinglootly cringe "

This!

Shudder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gawjus

Norty

Is Nawty ok then "

Never

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to hate "lol" until I began using it ironically / mockingly and now it's accidentally become common place in my chit chat!

Strictly speaking LOL is an acronym of laugh out loud, so it is not, in fact, a word...

True dat

I use it as a word "

In what context? Give me an example?

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

mackem

It's a local thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gawjus

Norty

Is Nawty ok then

Never "

Never ever ever!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"mackem

It's a local thing."

Same as F****t in my neck of the woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to hate "lol" until I began using it ironically / mockingly and now it's accidentally become common place in my chit chat!

Strictly speaking LOL is an acronym of laugh out loud, so it is not, in fact, a word...

True dat

I use it as a word

In what context? Give me an example? "

Oh trust me you don't want to know how I use it... it's the most annoying thing I do!

Eg [someone says something genuinely amusing]

My response: that's proper lol that!

(Like I said this began as being ironic / mocking of those using "lol" but I can't stop saying it!)

I'll get my coat. (Lol)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Gawjus

Norty

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to hate "lol" until I began using it ironically / mockingly and now it's accidentally become common place in my chit chat!

Strictly speaking LOL is an acronym of laugh out loud, so it is not, in fact, a word...

True dat

I use it as a word

In what context? Give me an example?

Oh trust me you don't want to know how I use it... it's the most annoying thing I do!

Eg [someone says something genuinely amusing]

My response: that's proper lol that!

(Like I said this began as being ironic / mocking of those using "lol" but I can't stop saying it!)

I'll get my coat. (Lol)

"

My mum thought it meant 'lots of love', so thought it was a bit harsh when she texted - 'Your sisters car broke down in the snow and she had to walk home lol'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool, especially when used by someone over 12.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lover, I dislike the word very much. I don't know why but I really do hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Team " or " guys " when clearly addressing a group with women in it in a. P.C. Attempt to be trendy.....fuck right off you water cooler hovering briefcase wankers ! Love to fucking drown you slowly in a water cooler bottle , revive you at the point of you blacking out , and repeatedly drown you again !

Aah, the infernal manager speak, see also: "think outside the box", "team player", "goals", "good to have you on board". On board what? Grrrr...."

Referring to training as "on boarding " seriously are we having a diving contest !?

"Buy in "

"Low hanging fruit "

"Mission critical "

I'm not selling apples and this isn't NASA !

"Bandwidth " not working it a radio station either .

And my pet hate " let's take this off line " usually because they cannt answer the question you just asked .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm

Omg

Nom nom nom

Grrrrrr

Hun

Hon

Bae

Babes

Laters

Yo

Are just a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Team " or " guys " when clearly addressing a group with women in it in a. P.C. Attempt to be trendy.....fuck right off you water cooler hovering briefcase wankers ! Love to fucking drown you slowly in a water cooler bottle , revive you at the point of you blacking out , and repeatedly drown you again !

Aah, the infernal manager speak, see also: "think outside the box", "team player", "goals", "good to have you on board". On board what? Grrrr....

Referring to training as "on boarding " seriously are we having a diving contest !?

"Buy in "

"Low hanging fruit "

"Mission critical "

I'm not selling apples and this isn't NASA !

"Bandwidth " not working it a radio station either .

And my pet hate " let's take this off line " usually because they cannt answer the question you just asked .

"

You're making them up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cool, especially when used by someone over 12."

Hip To Be Square - Huey Lewis And The News

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"" Team " or " guys " when clearly addressing a group with women in it in a. P.C. Attempt to be trendy.....fuck right off you water cooler hovering briefcase wankers ! Love to fucking drown you slowly in a water cooler bottle , revive you at the point of you blacking out , and repeatedly drown you again !

Aah, the infernal manager speak, see also: "think outside the box", "team player", "goals", "good to have you on board". On board what? Grrrr....

Referring to training as "on boarding " seriously are we having a diving contest !?

"Buy in "

"Low hanging fruit "

"Mission critical "

I'm not selling apples and this isn't NASA !

"Bandwidth " not working it a radio station either .

And my pet hate " let's take this off line " usually because they cannt answer the question you just asked .

You're making them up "

I wish !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm nom nom nom

And mmm mm

Wtf can you reply to a message that says mmmmmmmmmmmm "

I would add to this 'hehe'

And 'nawty' somehow winds me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word "chamber" gives me the creeps.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cool, especially when used by someone over 12.

Hip To Be Square - Huey Lewis And The News

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg"

Oh and Cool For Cats - Squeeze

www.youtube.com/watch?v=StVUPKkmZG0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making a list so I know how to annoy people.

You are awesome Lib

Aww shit, awesome is on ma list as well, but let's keep that secret from Courtney shall we eh "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Team " or " guys " when clearly addressing a group with women in it in a. P.C. Attempt to be trendy.....fuck right off you water cooler hovering briefcase wankers ! Love to fucking drown you slowly in a water cooler bottle , revive you at the point of you blacking out , and repeatedly drown you again !

Aah, the infernal manager speak, see also: "think outside the box", "team player", "goals", "good to have you on board". On board what? Grrrr...."

Now remember... there's no I in TEAM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word "chamber" gives me the creeps. "

That word automatically springs Harry Potter to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people say Anywho for Any how

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I'm making a list so I know how to annoy people.

You are awesome Lib

Aww shit, awesome is on ma list as well, but let's keep that secret from Courtney shall we eh

"

Damn, I got sussed again

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"*puts on a lecherous tone of voice*

Leggy, darling... is your flange moist?

A word that makes me cringe is "like", when it's used, like, how an American teenager might, like, talk with their friends, like, you know?"

I cringe with that too - it's such meaningless nonsense. Either something is accurately described or don't bother.

I'm hearing it a fair bit in California atm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FUCK but only when women use it, just cringey dunno why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one isn't a word / phrase but I find it annoying when people use a higher intonation at the end of sentences? As if asking a question!? But they're not actually asking a question!?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I'm hearing it a fair bit in California atm. "

I wouldn't have thought that Texas was any better though

Did you get a chance to visit Bill while you were there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Panties "

Yep.. awful word especially if used by a non-American!

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By *olden tongue40Man
over a year ago

antrim

Has to be the gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moist and flange are mine

Imagine both said in a particularly unctuous manner "

Sweetheart .. Urghhhh

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By *olden tongue40Man
over a year ago

antrim

Honey or sweetheart so bad to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wizards sleeve

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Bae

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By *olden tongue40Man
over a year ago

antrim

Wizards sleeve????

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Moist and flange are mine

Imagine both said in a particularly unctuous manner

Sweetheart .. Urghhhh "

I agree with you there Sugartits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wizards sleeve????"

It refers to a "woman with extremely low hanging labia (like a wizards sleeve)"

It's a horrid term

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's see: -

Lol said and not texted.

Ouhhh mmmm Ggg!!! Said not dictated.

Init????!!! (NO it isn't \).

Luv. (Equivalent to fucktard in my books).

The phrase: ( I can make u squirt) Wat? How? By sticking a fucking hose up my jacksey??!!!

(I will do it now in a minute) no!!! NOW!!!

Ouhhh and this is my favourite molar grinder (I'm not being funny but,....).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moist and flange are mine

Imagine both said in a particularly unctuous manner

Sweetheart .. Urghhhh

I agree with you there Sugartits "

Sugartits close second

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Moist and flange are mine

Imagine both said in a particularly unctuous manner

Sweetheart .. Urghhhh

I agree with you there Sugartits

Sugartits close second "

Do you quack? Cos everyone in Derby is called ay up me duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties. If a guy uses that, my clit shrivels up and dies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Panties. If a guy uses that, my clit shrivels up and dies."

I believe last time you said that your vagina dries up like Sahara desert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Panties. If a guy uses that, my clit shrivels up and dies.

I believe last time you said that your vagina dries up like Sahara desert "

Meh, same shit. I'm bone dry, either way!

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Yous - it's not a word, don't use it!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yous - it's not a word, don't use it!"

I thought Geordies had bragging rights on that one

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

The phrase "I'm just me".... of course you are!!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Titties. It makes me shudder.

I also have a strong dislike for the word drain when used in the context of a cock that needs draining. It makes it sound like it's full of sewage or pus or something.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Moist and pussy

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

All sorts of things. Americanisms like panties. Urgh.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Nawty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kik or snap chat fun!!!

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Literally - as in 'I literally died'. No you didn't otherwise you would be dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties

Baby/Baby/Bae

Nawty or any other stupid spelling

Dunkies (word for condoms thankfully only seems to be in the valleys)

Want some fun? As an opening message! No I continue to want to be bored reading the utter tripe messages I am getting sent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chillax and banter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stunning, now that everything is stunning, nothing is.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

institution

the phrase 'love and light'

and milf/ cougar/ bird/ babes..any other word about women, made up by insecure men, who just cant address you as an adult female

and now the term 'spiritual'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm nom nom nom "

*shudders* I hate mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

moreish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"institution

the phrase 'love and light'

and milf/ cougar/ bird/ babes..any other word about women, made up by insecure men, who just cant address you as an adult female

and now the term 'spiritual' "

What about Sugar Tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slut, Sir, Bull, Daddy, Ruin, "glistening precum", all the clichés....

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Panties

Soz

Nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe , FUCK, Slag. I just hate fuck maybe ok when having wild sex .But I hate it when its a normal word for people in everyday life.

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

.


"Bae,

Hun,

Stunning."

But you're stunning hun, please be my bae

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"institution

the phrase 'love and light'

and milf/ cougar/ bird/ babes..any other word about women, made up by insecure men, who just cant address you as an adult female

and now the term 'spiritual'

What about Sugar Tits? "

its bullshit..and a complete turn off

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"When adults use hehe, makes me shudder! "

Damn, I use "hehe" to convey that I've found something somebody has said amusing, as an alternative to the genuinely cringy "lol".

And someone said they hate the word fanny, whereas that's by far my favorite term for women's bits!

All this thread proves is that, as always, it's 80% pot luck whether you end up wooing someone into bed or hitting on their pet hate and pissing them off...

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Stunning, now that everything is stunning, nothing is."

While over-the-top superlatives fo devalue the word, there are plenty of pictures on here that I would describe as genuinely "stunning".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties

Titties

Funbags

Norks

Ass- it's arse, not ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the word "panties " makes me absafuckinglootly cringe "

Pants to that

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

The word "shaven" forces me to make one of those Marge Simpson hmmmm groaning sounds. And putting "cleanly" or "smoothly" in front of it makes it doubly bad. Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"leggy craggy are just a bit sad. "

What does leggy craggy mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grown men saying scrummy .

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By *litheroevoyeurMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

Written or spoken, the use of "of" when it should be "'ve".

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Commitment

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