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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

So after falling whilst d*unk on Friday, I've sprained my shoulder and fucked up my left knee....

What have you done?

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By *isalovezTV/TS
over a year ago

Paris

I've never been so d*unk that i fallen over it's just so not me.

Hope you're ok though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few years ago I had partaken of one too many Christmas sherries & tripped over the dog and split my top lip wide open...i thought Id lost a tooth at first but it was my tongue poking through my lip...7 stitches & boxing day in a&e...I still blame that dog & not my tipsy clumsiness!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I once went out with work,years ago and got so d*unk i fell and twisted my ankle on the way home.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken my ankle. I figured it would just be a sprain though, so borrowed the flat shoes my sister keeps in her bag for walking home at the end of the night and just hobbled on. Alcohol worked well as a pain killer. But when I woke up to my ankle wider than my calf and black and blue I knew I was in bother.

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Mrs...only once on my hen, smashed on cocktails, fell out the pub door and landed on my face....not good a week before the day!!!

Mr......claims never injured himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell over a bathtub I was planning to use for emergency and broke 4 ribs.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I usually bonce and wake up with bruises that I've no idea where they came from.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"I usually bonce and wake up with bruises that I've no idea where they came from. "

I wake up with them when I havent been drinking and have no idea where they come from lol. Havent injured myself whilst d*unk though.....well not that i can remember. Im usually the sensible one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a destructive trail of tears and broken hearts ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked into a lampost & ended up with 2 black eyes.

Cracked a bone in my ankle.

Not all on the same night I hasten to add

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

A friend of mine came back to the bks once d*unk and decided to kick a window through, no ordinary window mind, one of those windows with the wire mesh inside, he kicked it that hard his leg went straight through, but the wire was then facing his foot, now he had to try and pull his leg back out, he was on his own too just to make things worst. To cut a long story short he spent the rest of the night slowly bleeding out with his leg stuck in the window, the following morning he was found, went to hospital where he had his leg removed from below the knee.

The most cringworthy part of the whole story is that he then had to go to the army rehad centre and recover with actual war heros that had lost limbs in battle, when asked how he lost his leg he must had felt a complete douch bag telling them he got shit faced and kicked a window in

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My ex on Friday night / Saturday morning just gone, fell while tipsy down two stairs and now has a compound fracture of her right ankle, I shouldn't smile ...she's an ex though.

Myself none.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 8 years ago a good friend of me was back in the country the day of my birthday. He brought me out and filled me with all sorts of funny coloured drinks. On the walk home I decided to take a shortcut but I had to cross a dark road and jump a pretty low wall but at this stage my legs and eyes were failing fast.

Fast forward 4 hours when I woke up face down in the grass, on jumping the little wall I went head first into a tree earning myself a bloody nose and a black eye.it was two days later when I got the flash back of hitting the tree after thinking I had been mugged. Ejit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buggered my anterior cruciate ligament falling over dancing in heels. And a few cracked toes. I don't drink much anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I got very d*unk, then decided to ride a bike downhill.. I was doing ok til a wall came out of nowhere and stopped me!

I woke up in my own bed but I couldn't move my head off my pillow.. I put it down to a mega hangover and willed myself to get up and go to work..

I put in a full shift but my head was pounding so my mate took me to A&E where after a brain scan, it turned out I had severe concussion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once whilst really pissed broke my elbow.

I was playing ten pin bowling and I picked up a ball with the figure holes to big for me. I went to take my shot but accidentally let go of it when swinging behind me. My pal dived out if the road knocking our drinks over so I went to get a round in slipped on the puddle of the flower and snapped my elbow.

It was like something out a cartoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, never had an accident when I've been d*unk, which will surprise anyone who knows me as I'm stupidly clumsy when I'm sober.

All my accidents of dislocated fingers, sprained wrists, broken foot, have all been done stone cold sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smashed a glass table on holiday in a hotel when I was quite young. Succumbed to a couple of jugs of sangria which I was completely unprepared for.

My wallet was very badly damaged paying for the repair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not hurt my self but got very d*unk in.the space of 3 hours.. tripped over a chair.. got up fell over the tent wire and went to sleep with my face in the grass and arse in the air.. got up was sick.. felt over again and went to sleep a hour later I made it to my tent where I pretty much passed out..

I Blaim it being on a girl rugby tour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to hug the road a few months ago whilst d*unk and ended up with a huge graze on my forehead and lots of brusies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped my banji while trying go in her bum when d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snapped my banji while trying go in her bum when d*unk"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snapped my banji while trying go in her bum when d*unk"

Classy aye

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

Whilst on a night out with the lads many years ago after being in the bar and lots of drinks we headed back to one of the lads to crash for the night.

Upon crossing a field we managed to find a rugby ball and decided to have a d*unken game and everything was fine until I was tackled from the side and spun round as I went down, my arm shot out to the side and landed with just a little pain. Thought I had dislocated my shoulder but upon taking my jacket off could see my color bone was in 2 pieces.

Ended up off work for eight months and it still causes me a few problems even now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had injuries from being d*unk, I should have with the amount of times I've fallen over or face planted, but never a sprain or a break. I did go to get in the drivers seat while abroad, the taxi driver was petrified assisting me to the right side of the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knocked my front teeth out playing on the seesaw in the children's playground on route home after nightclubbing

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Went to a club, had a drink and only felt a little d*unk - then got in hot tub, met lovely couple while I relaxed.... Turns out hot tub + tips = holy fuck, I was wasted.

Spent ages trying to find wiggles and the couple, fell down the stairs and apologised lots to staff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg, the most embarrassing thing ever. Went to a night club in a little black dress, no panties. Got totally slaughtered. Fell down a whole flight of stairs coming out of the club, knocked myself out and my dress apparently ended up around my neck. Was taken unconscious to A & E (the Hospital I only flipping worked at) by the ambulance drivers who knew me!!! Woke up to be told I was too d*unk to be anaesthetised for the stitching on my face so had to have it without. Was sooooo ashamed and never lived it down and now ALWAYS wear panties. Apparently pics were taken!!!!!!

Was told I would have possibly broken my neck had I been sober! What a lush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm one of those that unfortunately injures myself more sober than d*unk

Perhaps it's nature's way of telling me to drink more?

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've never injured myself when d*unk, only ever when stone cold sober lol

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