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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm bored. Help a brother out here and play a game with me, ta muchly.

Ok you have 1 hour with the person above you in the thread.

You can split your time doing various things but only one at a time - how are you going to spend your hour between the following:

- Kissing

- Fucking

- Amusing conversation

- Having cake & coffee

- Ignoring

- other (please specify)

The caveat is that the maximum time you can spend on 'other' is 10 minutes.

Eg - 5 minutes cake & coffee, 10 mins amusing conversation, 5 minutes kissing, 2 minutes fucking, 8 minutes other (apologising for cumming in their mouth when they expressly told you not to), 30 mins ignoring each other ..

Yeah I know it's overly complicated and ill-thought through but humour me. Thanks

Ok to make it easier for the person below this opening post its a given that it'll be 60 minutes of ignoring me but take it from there ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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....... okay, that 59 minutes and thirty seconds of ignoring you done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake and coffee......the 10 mins........tiddly winks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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....... okay, that 59 minutes and thirty seconds of ignoring you done!

About 50/50 Flirting and kissing.

You said nothing about the rest of the night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd lock me in a cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She'd lock me in a cupboard

Toffee crisp time ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole hr fucking if that would be okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god would an hour be enough

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can I just drink coffee? Ladies you are beautiful but I ache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 mins split equally between the 4 above women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just drink coffee? Ladies you are beautiful but I ache.

You can drink tea/coffee and listen to music with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh tea

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Get him to mow the grass shouldn't take more than 50 mins then a nice cold drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh tea

Hidden profile so ignored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh tea

Hidden profile so ignored

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come on mate lets go and get you some pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh tea

Hidden profile so ignored

come on mate lets go and get you some pants"

Fifa?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I just drink coffee? Ladies you are beautiful but I ache.

You can drink tea/coffee and listen to music with me.

I like this idea, let's snuggle up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

59:50 - coffee cake

00:10 - fucking

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh tea

Hidden profile so ignored

come on mate lets go and get you some pants"

Can you bring cake if you are going to the shop and rub my back when you deliver it.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Baking coffee cake around 40 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza and fizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"59:50 - coffee cake

00:10 - fucking"

And that's twice!

You can keep your coffee cake

and be my personal slave for 45 mins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"59:50 - coffee cake

00:10 - fucking

And that's twice!

You can keep your coffee cake

and be my personal slave for 45 mins!"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"59:50 - coffee cake

00:10 - fucking

And that's twice!

You can keep your coffee cake

and be my personal slave for 45 mins!

Yes please "

I didn't say what the last 15 would entail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake and coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"59:50 - coffee cake

00:10 - fucking

And that's twice!

You can keep your coffee cake

and be my personal slave for 45 mins!

Yes please

I didn't say what the last 15 would entail!

10 mins chat 50 mins naked and naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"59:50 - coffee cake

00:10 - fucking

And that's twice!

You can keep your coffee cake

and be my personal slave for 45 mins!

Yes please

I didn't say what the last 15 would entail!

10 mins chat 50 mins naked and naughty

An hour of bumping fun parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake and coffee "

Put the cake & coffee down & lets have an hour of getting nekked & having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"59:50 - coffee cake

00:10 - fucking

And that's twice!

You can keep your coffee cake

and be my personal slave for 45 mins!

Yes please

I didn't say what the last 15 would entail!

10 mins chat 50 mins naked and naughty

An hour of bumping fun parts

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"59:50 - coffee cake

00:10 - fucking

And that's twice!

You can keep your coffee cake

and be my personal slave for 45 mins!

Yes please

I didn't say what the last 15 would entail!

10 mins chat 50 mins naked and naughty

An hour of bumping fun parts

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"59:50 - coffee cake

00:10 - fucking

And that's twice!

You can keep your coffee cake

and be my personal slave for 45 mins!

Yes please

I didn't say what the last 15 would entail!

10 mins chat 50 mins naked and naughty

An hour of bumping fun parts

Hello

I'll make you a tea for a change

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cake and coffee "

You can't still be hungry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"59:50 - coffee cake

00:10 - fucking

And that's twice!

You can keep your coffee cake

and be my personal slave for 45 mins!

Yes please

I didn't say what the last 15 would entail!

10 mins chat 50 mins naked and naughty

An hour of bumping fun parts

Hello

I'll make you a tea for a change

Pint for an hour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake and coffee

You can't still be hungry? "

An hour is not enough sadly

but yes 30 mins to meet, the rest in bed or will share a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tarot cards 30 minutes, tea and chatting 30 minutes. That's all I'm offering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tarot cards 30 minutes, tea and chatting 30 minutes. That's all I'm offering!"

I would take that gladly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tarot cards 30 minutes, tea and chatting 30 minutes. That's all I'm offering!"

I'm sold on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tarot cards 30 minutes, tea and chatting 30 minutes. That's all I'm offering!"

*Sticks south Wales in the sat nav*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Tarot cards 30 minutes, tea and chatting 30 minutes. That's all I'm offering!"

That'll do nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tarot cards 30 minutes, tea and chatting 30 minutes. That's all I'm offering!"

Miss Teabags can we all come round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tarot cards 30 minutes, tea and chatting 30 minutes. That's all I'm offering!

*Sticks south Wales in the sat nav*

60 minutes of nothing as she's left for South Wales...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tarot cards 30 minutes, tea and chatting 30 minutes. That's all I'm offering!

*Sticks south Wales in the sat nav*

60 minutes of nothing as she's left for South Wales..."
60 minutes cutting and shaping that beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep all welcome, more the merrier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep all welcome, more the merrier!"
Fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tarot cards 30 minutes, tea and chatting 30 minutes. That's all I'm offering!

*Sticks south Wales in the sat nav*

60 minutes of nothing as she's left for South Wales...60 minutes cutting and shaping that beard"

Excellent Mr Hydrate, that has made me laugh!

60 minutes trying to persuade you to put a shirt on, in case you catch your death of cold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tarot cards 30 minutes, tea and chatting 30 minutes. That's all I'm offering!

*Sticks south Wales in the sat nav*

60 minutes of nothing as she's left for South Wales...60 minutes cutting and shaping that beard

Excellent Mr Hydrate, that has made me laugh!

60 minutes trying to persuade you to put a shirt on, in case you catch your death of cold! "
Haha its on now I got the chills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tarot cards 30 minutes, tea and chatting 30 minutes. That's all I'm offering!

*Sticks south Wales in the sat nav*

60 minutes of nothing as she's left for South Wales...60 minutes cutting and shaping that beard

Excellent Mr Hydrate, that has made me laugh!

60 minutes trying to persuade you to put a shirt on, in case you catch your death of cold! Haha its on now I got the chills

As long as they're not multiplying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pop the kettle on & make some tea then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tarot cards 30 minutes, tea and chatting 30 minutes. That's all I'm offering!

*Sticks south Wales in the sat nav*

60 minutes of nothing as she's left for South Wales...60 minutes cutting and shaping that beard

Excellent Mr Hydrate, that has made me laugh!

60 minutes trying to persuade you to put a shirt on, in case you catch your death of cold! Haha its on now I got the chills

As long as they're not multiplying...

Ask him to speak in a Geordie accent and pretend I'm on the Hairy Bikers cookbook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep all welcome, more the merrier!"

Cream tea and scones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep all welcome, more the merrier!

Cream tea and scones?"

60 mins you as a gym instructor

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