FabSwingers.com forum: Medical joke

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and

Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently

announced that it has settled on the

generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that

Viagra will soon be available in liquid

form, and will be marketed by Pepsi

Cola as a power beverage suitable for

use as a mixer..

It will now be possible for a man to

literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a

soft drink, and it gives new meaning to

the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and

just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more

money being spent on breast implants

and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2020, there should

be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely

no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people who will forget