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By *aGaGagging for it OP Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Here's my contribution. Other contributions are very welcome.

L was very excited when I told her that I had written her a romantic poem.

The title is 'Hangover Horn'

When I woke up, I fancied a fuck

But didn't know if I'd be in luck

Now you're awake, I've seen your state

I think I'd rather masturbate.

(Apologies for any spelling errors - it's difficult to type with a bruised eye socket and fractured cheek bone!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad Dancing

Trip the light fantastic

More like snap my Knickers elastic

I was not built to trip the light fandango

But drink ten bottles of Tango

I am not cut of to dance

I will have you know I am from France

Ballet and tap are not on my list

That is of course I am totally pissed

The Charleston or Rumba would hurt my feet

As for Salsa well the floor my arse I would meet

I have tried all these wiggles and moves

To be hip and trendy be in the grooves

But the reality is that I am what I am

A dad that dances a family man

Brought out at do to grace the floor

The OkeCoke and New York please no more

Dad dancing is the source great torment

For ones kids perhaps deep embarrassment

I am not built to trip the light fantastic

My legs are made out of plastic

Never will I grace the stage of strictly come dancing

No not for me the telly I will be enhancing

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Hi how are you doing today?

I got veris from men &TV but I’m straight I say

Seen your pictures and you look really hot

Here darling take a look at my cock shot

I’m very well endowed don’t you know

Much, much bigger than your favourite dildo

Not had much luck on here, my sex life’s quite

dull

But as the wise man says- patience, lol

However if this offer you should decline

It will be your loss and not mine

Come now treacle don’t put up a fight

Come on babe let us both meet tonight

Of all the guys on here let me be your pick

Can’t wait until you are sucking on my dick

Hurry now, don’t leave your reply too late

Just one thing though- I can’t accommodate

Though I do have a car that was made in Spain

So I could take you dogging down lover’s lane

I know that good men on here are quite sparse

But I’m a great guy, let me do you up the arse

I’ve got all the banter and the Craic

We could even do this thing bareback

Or bring your sexy friend for a threesome

Guaranteed to make me heavily cum

Shaved all over so I’m not hairy like an

orang-utan

Could I bring my mates over for a gangbang

Let’s go to a swingers club for some cavorting

And maybe a spot of watersporting

Will shag you so hard and leave you begging

Perhaps even give me some cheeky pegging

After all this fun I could be quite spent

And now as the old saying went

Roses are red and violets are blue

I have cake and some Haribo too

So sweetheart it seems you are in luck

Fancy a fuck?

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By *aGaGagging for it OP Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Ok today's was romantic:

When I woke up

I fancied a fuck

But I didn't know

If I'd be in luck

So I whispered 'I love you,

I love you to bits,

would you mind

if i cum on your tits?'

She said 'if that is romantic

then romance is dead!'

'I said 'ok my lover

I'll come on your face instead.'

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