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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can live with there, they're and their but seeing ladys = arghhhhh.

It just does .

Have you got a spelling bee in your bonnet?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Plenty but I try not to judge thick fingers or heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tongue -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plenty but I try not to judge thick fingers or heads"

Autocorrect can be a pane in the arse as well. Especially when it corrects up to words at a time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I defiantly do. Lol

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defiantly instead of definitely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carnt is one that makes my balls retract

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plenty but I try not to judge thick fingers or heads

Autocorrect can be a pane in the arse as well. Especially when it corrects up to words at a time. "

I so need a red pen to correct spelling mistakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plenty but I try not to judge thick fingers or heads"

Typos can be hilarious as can thick fingers. As for judgment, we're not making any in this thread - people may spell English words poorly for many reasons. This thread is just a peek at words.

Psssst I'm sure those people who may not have a talent for spelling, have much worthier talents

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plenty but I try not to judge thick fingers or heads

Autocorrect can be a pane in the arse as well. Especially when it corrects up to words at a time. "

My phone used to autocorrect fuck when it was new. It later gave up

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"Autocorrect can be a pane in the arse as well. Especially when it corrects up to words at a time. "

I once had a meet in Hull but the stupid Sat Nav autocorrected 'Hull' to 'Hell'.

I still got there,

though...

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Plenty but I try not to judge thick fingers or heads

Autocorrect can be a pane in the arse as well. Especially when it corrects up to words at a time. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Antidisestablishmentarianists

Is tricky when your pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Antidisestablishmentarianists

Is tricky when your pissed

"

and thats not easy to read through first thing in the morning blurry eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can live with there, they're and their but seeing ladys = arghhhhh.

It just does .

Have you got a spelling bee in your bonnet? "

Yes....

Whant

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley


"I can live with there, they're and their but seeing ladys = arghhhhh.

It just does .

Have you got a spelling bee in your bonnet? "

Women when they should write woman! Singular....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I once asked my brother what time we were going fisting...bloody autocorrect

Fishing bro Fishing

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By *omliteMan
over a year ago

Waterside

Had a one word criticism of a story I posted. Just said Bump.

I assume the person meant Bumpf.

If you are going to use WW2 slang at least spell it right. Really annoying

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I once asked my brother what time we were going fisting...bloody autocorrect

Fishing bro Fishing "

In this lifestyle I'm sure many of our custom dictionaries have words that do not grace those of the wider world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rasberry! In 1992 that word made me lose my 100% success rate in school on my spelling tests. Didn't put the silent bloody P in it, raspberry, wtf like!

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Their are so many that make me seethe. Specially the wons that r mostly just lazyness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

neumonoultramicroscopicsilicoolcanoconiosis.

They always forget the silent p! Drives me mental

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Antidisestablishmentarianists

Is tricky when your pissed

and thats not easy to read through first thing in the morning blurry eyes "

Most of my errors are due to blurry eyes and a cracked screen, eek.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can live with there, they're and their but seeing ladys = arghhhhh.

It just does .

Have you got a spelling bee in your bonnet?

Women when they should write woman! Singular.... "

I've found that mainly with non-native English speakers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Their are so many that make me seethe. Specially the wons that r mostly just lazyness."

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Too many to recall and only really have issues now when it's impossible to decipher a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really doesn't bother me,firstly because I am not in a exam! Secondly I speak 5 different languages and just English isn't my first language ! I do try my best but who is in another side doesn't realise the effort! But even in my mother tongue I do understand people ,maybe people didn't had the opportunity I had to study or they left school early! The most important thing is that we try to communicate without fear of the spelling police.thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can live with there, they're and their but seeing ladys = arghhhhh.

It just does .

Have you got a spelling bee in your bonnet?

Women when they should write woman! Singular.... "

All wordage issues grind on me. Can't help it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freinds

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Nearly all of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once asked my brother what time we were going fisting...bloody autocorrect

Fishing bro Fishing "

Embarrassing but made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plenty but I try not to judge thick fingers or heads

Autocorrect can be a pane in the arse as well. Especially when it corrects up to words at a time.

My phone used to autocorrect fuck when it was new. It later gave up "

My kindle autocorrects fuck to duck, once sent a bloke message "would you like to duck me" LoL xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FWB is terrible for it, can't understand his messages at all sometimes. Not sure if he can't spell/write very well or if it's just his phone autocorrect and small keyboard x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really doesn't bother me,firstly because I am not in a exam! Secondly I speak 5 different languages and just English isn't my first language ! I do try my best but who is in another side doesn't realise the effort! But even in my mother tongue I do understand people ,maybe people didn't had the opportunity I had to study or they left school early! The most important thing is that we try to communicate without fear of the spelling police.thankyou "

They are just discussing what irritates them about the words, not the people. It's not personal and not spelling police like other threads slagging the people off. There's a difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really doesn't bother me,firstly because I am not in a exam! Secondly I speak 5 different languages and just English isn't my first language ! I do try my best but who is in another side doesn't realise the effort! But even in my mother tongue I do understand people ,maybe people didn't had the opportunity I had to study or they left school early! The most important thing is that we try to communicate without fear of the spelling police.thankyou "

Well said XXX

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By *anchester_gentMan
over a year ago

Manchester/ Cheshire border

I was on my way to meet a lady many years ago and texted her - intending to say "I can't wait to lick your pussy".

My phone managed to send the message "I can't wait to kick your puppy"...!!

As it happened, she did have a dog too. Although hardly a puppy.

Thankfully I realised as the message sent, and corrected it before her passion turned to anger. And pussy-licking duly occurred with no canine violence involved.

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By *anchester_gentMan
over a year ago

Manchester/ Cheshire border

But back the the question....

Any status that says "have a look at are profile"....

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't judge others on their spelling or grammar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tongue - "
People spelling the word like this "DISCRETE" FOR GODS SAKE IT'S "DISCREET"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It really doesn't bother me,firstly because I am not in a exam! Secondly I speak 5 different languages and just English isn't my first language ! I do try my best but who is in another side doesn't realise the effort! But even in my mother tongue I do understand people ,maybe people didn't had the opportunity I had to study or they left school early! The most important thing is that we try to communicate without fear of the spelling police.thankyou "

I direct you to post 9

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once asked my brother what time we were going fisting...bloody autocorrect

Fishing bro Fishing

Embarrassing but made me chuckle "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plenty but I try not to judge thick fingers or heads

Autocorrect can be a pane in the arse as well. Especially when it corrects up to words at a time.

My phone used to autocorrect fuck when it was new. It later gave up

My kindle autocorrects fuck to duck, once sent a bloke message "would you like to duck me" LoL xxx"

Yep I was "duck"ing a great deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It really doesn't bother me,firstly because I am not in a exam! Secondly I speak 5 different languages and just English isn't my first language ! I do try my best but who is in another side doesn't realise the effort! But even in my mother tongue I do understand people ,maybe people didn't had the opportunity I had to study or they left school early! The most important thing is that we try to communicate without fear of the spelling police.thankyou

They are just discussing what irritates them about the words, not the people. It's not personal and not spelling police like other threads slagging the people off. There's a difference. "

Many thanks. I wasn't intending to offend. Everyone would know it if I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really doesn't bother me,firstly because I am not in a exam! Secondly I speak 5 different languages and just English isn't my first language ! I do try my best but who is in another side doesn't realise the effort! But even in my mother tongue I do understand people ,maybe people didn't had the opportunity I had to study or they left school early! The most important thing is that we try to communicate without fear of the spelling police.thankyou

They are just discussing what irritates them about the words, not the people. It's not personal and not spelling police like other threads slagging the people off. There's a difference.

Many thanks. I wasn't intending to offend. Everyone would know it if I was "

I never said you offended me and I am not offended at all! I don't sweat with little stuff.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Loose when they mean lose

Dominate when they mean dominant.

Proffesional or proffessional.

Of when they mean have, (should of, could of)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loose when they mean lose

Dominate when they mean dominant.

Proffesional or proffessional.

Of when they mean have, (should of, could of)"

They are sadly pretty common and get from me, then I've forgotten about them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can live with there, they're and their but seeing ladys = arghhhhh.

It just does .

Have you got a spelling bee in your bonnet? "

Gawjus. Now really with auto spell check or voice spell check on every phone, there's really no need to spell gorgeous wrong! Also any kind of chav talk makes me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i spell my name wrong on job applications, its only three letters long ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tongue - "

How would you spell that then?

Cloths for clothes.

Discrete / discreet confusion.

But my current number one gripe is 'rediculous' instead of ridiculous grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i spell my name wrong on job applications, its only three letters long ffs"

Aym?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't spell, end of story I just can't do it, if I didn't have auto correct It would be a mass of phonics, I have no excuse I just can't,never let it hold me back though

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'Toungue' makes me shudder!!!!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Too instead of to.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when people spell my last name wrong...it's a really simple name so it drives me crazy.

Although my parent spelt my middle name wrong on my birth certificate so Microsoft Word always autocorrects it to the correct, yet incorrect, spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can live with there, they're and their but seeing ladys = arghhhhh.

It just does .

Have you got a spelling bee in your bonnet? "

I try not to judge tbh as there may be a number of reasons as to why someone cannot spell a certain word correctly...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Their are so many that make me seethe. Specially the wons that r mostly just lazyness."

I no were yur cumming from.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So many but I try and seethe quietly, definitely not defiantly, and not change tack in order to be tactful etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i spell my name wrong on job applications, its only three letters long ffs

Aym?"

Bib

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By *hy_SoulMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"I once had a meet in Hull but the stupid Sat Nav autocorrected 'Hull' to 'Hell'.

I still got there,

though..."

They're such similar places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can live with there, they're and their but seeing ladys = arghhhhh.

It just does .

Have you got a spelling bee in your bonnet? "
no my spelling is crap but that's just me at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loose instead of lose is increasingly common. A teacher friend of mine always spells it wrongly so there's no hope for her kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're, their and there, apostrophes put in the wrong place.... Oh, and not putting capital letters on proper nouns.

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