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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

As a man how long can you last?

For women how long is ok for you.

For me the longest I have had sex for was like 5 hours or more in which I don't usually cum. But most women have met never liked it because they thought I wasn't enjoying it.

But I was wrong because I thought women love stamina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 minutes

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"7 minutes"

You can only have sex for 7 min?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

46 minutes and 23 seconds and not a moment more.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It depends totally on what you do and how good the chemistry is. Best on here was 7 hours of almost non-stop pleasure, but another day, another meet, I might have been glad it was over in minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"46 minutes and 23 seconds and not a moment more. "

46 mins and 25 seconds would just end in tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"46 minutes and 23 seconds and not a moment more.

46 mins and 25 seconds would just end in tears "

Guaranteed cystitis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The longest I have stayed up was about a minute and a half, but I enjoyed every second of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7 minutes

You can only have sex for 7 min?"

With one guy , yes! I like to give the others waiting a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I worked in Middlesbrough can't say I noticed Time Dilation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"46 minutes and 23 seconds and not a moment more.

46 mins and 25 seconds would just end in tears

Guaranteed cystitis"

Call it a day after 45 mins to be safe then

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

I just waited 12 minutes for a bus, that was way too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"46 minutes and 23 seconds and not a moment more. "

That would be more time than I'd need these days.

You could make me a cuppa to kill 10 minutes though while I'm recovering.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It's entirely dependant on time, opportunity, person and expectations.

You can have an earth-shattering quickie and both be trembling inside 10 mins, or you might take your time over a three day period.

The world is your oyster

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"46 minutes and 23 seconds and not a moment more.

46 mins and 25 seconds would just end in tears

Guaranteed cystitis"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DAaRQezoIAg

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

5hrs of doing what

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Do you mean 5hrs of just penetrive sex constantly if so then not for me thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"46 minutes and 23 seconds and not a moment more.

46 mins and 25 seconds would just end in tears

Guaranteed cystitis

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DAaRQezoIAg"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being able to order a pizza and it be delivered in a quicker time scale than being able to get an ambulance to your door is way to long

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Do you mean 5hrs of just penetrive sex constantly if so then not for me thanks"

Hahaha not 5 hrs straight sex. Will need to relax my waist lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No right answer....... if 15 mins leaves her with jelly legs and barely able to speak.....then it's long enough. At other times fun has lasted several hours....but with variety, breaks, giggles etc.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say I've ever got the stopwatch out & said Go!

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

Depends how long he's made me go without before hand.......

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Obviously each to their own and all things dependant on who you're with etc. but if we're talking about actual intercourse I don't like being 'pounded' away at for long.

If we're talking foreplay and teasing and hot showering together then days

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Mine is bigger than yours, stays hard longer and is dishwasher safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7 minutes

You can only have sex for 7 min?

With one guy , yes! I like to give the others waiting a go "

pmsl!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely within them five hrs you could of came twice and not held out? Me personally like a man to be able to repeat and not just hold out, one of my FB came 6 times in 7 hrs (serious)

It all depends though on situation etc, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your no longer enjoying it x

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Can't say I've ever got the stopwatch out & said Go!"

Please get it out next time lol and know it down to seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can go all night in bursts of sex break chat giggle go again etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 seconds before I cum is too short. Once I start thinking about what I'm having for dinner it's too long

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Surely within them five hrs you could of came twice and not held out? Me personally like a man to be able to repeat and not just hold out, one of my FB came 6 times in 7 hrs (serious)

It all depends though on situation etc, x"

I don't hold it but can only cum once or twice in 5 hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't really time it, when I'm licking and they say that's it they are done think its long enough

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely within them five hrs you could of came twice and not held out? Me personally like a man to be able to repeat and not just hold out, one of my FB came 6 times in 7 hrs (serious)

It all depends though on situation etc, x

I don't hold it but can only cum once or twice in 5 hrs"

Everyone's different aslong as its not hard fucking constantly I wouldn't worry, lots of pleasure for the lady never goes unwelcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would hate 5 hours of continuous penetrative sex, would also feel a bit pissed off if a guy could last 5 hours without spunking.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"5 seconds before I cum is too short. Once I start thinking about what I'm having for dinner it's too long "

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Would hate 5 hours of continuous penetrative sex, would also feel a bit pissed off if a guy could last 5 hours without spunking. "

Noted straight 5hrs. Said before that I would have to rest my waist. I thought women love stamina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would hate 5 hours of continuous penetrative sex, would also feel a bit pissed off if a guy could last 5 hours without spunking.

Noted straight 5hrs. Said before that I would have to rest my waist. I thought women love stamina "

I like quick cummers but I like them to be able to go again after a little break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would hate 5 hours of continuous penetrative sex, would also feel a bit pissed off if a guy could last 5 hours without spunking.

Noted straight 5hrs. Said before that I would have to rest my waist. I thought women love stamina "

Think of what could be done in those 5 hours if you'd done the job properly in 20 mins

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Would hate 5 hours of continuous penetrative sex, would also feel a bit pissed off if a guy could last 5 hours without spunking.

Noted straight 5hrs. Said before that I would have to rest my waist. I thought women love stamina

Think of what could be done in those 5 hours if you'd done the job properly in 20 mins "

Sex is art you don't rush it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too long the minute i start thinking about doing something else.....that depends entirely on the company and how we work together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would hate 5 hours of continuous penetrative sex, would also feel a bit pissed off if a guy could last 5 hours without spunking.

Noted straight 5hrs. Said before that I would have to rest my waist. I thought women love stamina

Think of what could be done in those 5 hours if you'd done the job properly in 20 mins "

Housework and stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would hate 5 hours of continuous penetrative sex, would also feel a bit pissed off if a guy could last 5 hours without spunking.

Noted straight 5hrs. Said before that I would have to rest my waist. I thought women love stamina

Think of what could be done in those 5 hours if you'd done the job properly in 20 mins

Sex is art you don't rush it "

It's also supposed to be fun. What's good about being so bored you can move your penis up and down inside someone without climaxing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Housework and stuff "

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would hate 5 hours of continuous penetrative sex, would also feel a bit pissed off if a guy could last 5 hours without spunking.

Noted straight 5hrs. Said before that I would have to rest my waist. I thought women love stamina "

I don't understand this thing about stamina. A man not cumming for ages is not going to increase my pleasure. I cum from oral sex, fingers and tongue. I love being fucked but that won't make me orgasm so a man just pumping away for ages gets boring for me. I don't mind how quickly a man cums when he's with me as long as he's satisfied and as long as he doesn't think that just because he's cum the sex is then over.

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Would hate 5 hours of continuous penetrative sex, would also feel a bit pissed off if a guy could last 5 hours without spunking.

Noted straight 5hrs. Said before that I would have to rest my waist. I thought women love stamina

Think of what could be done in those 5 hours if you'd done the job properly in 20 mins

Housework and stuff "

Have a small chat, drink or I go down or she sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would hate 5 hours of continuous penetrative sex, would also feel a bit pissed off if a guy could last 5 hours without spunking.

Noted straight 5hrs. Said before that I would have to rest my waist. I thought women love stamina

I don't understand this thing about stamina. A man not cumming for ages is not going to increase my pleasure. I cum from oral sex, fingers and tongue. I love being fucked but that won't make me orgasm so a man just pumping away for ages gets boring for me. I don't mind how quickly a man cums when he's with me as long as he's satisfied and as long as he doesn't think that just because he's cum the sex is then over."

A woman who enjoys what I enjoy doing most

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all? "

I bet you are a 7 minuter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all? "

How about we skip the fucking and e just gets straight to the ironing? And if he finishes it all he can start on the gardening??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

I bet you are a 7 minuter "

The act of penetration is purely designed for reproduction .... So who is the efficient, better functioning male ? the one who can cum fast but several times or the one who takes five hours to cum ....?

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

I bet you are a 7 minuter

The act of penetration is purely designed for reproduction .... So who is the efficient, better functioning male ? the one who can cum fast but several times or the one who takes five hours to cum ....?"

Hahaha questions for the ladies

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"46 minutes and 23 seconds and not a moment more. "

I've just timed maself and we are an exact match, wanna marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would hate 5 hours of continuous penetrative sex, would also feel a bit pissed off if a guy could last 5 hours without spunking.

Noted straight 5hrs. Said before that I would have to rest my waist. I thought women love stamina

I like quick cummers but I like them to be able to go again after a little break. "

Me too .

I love cum , and if a guy hasn't cum on a meet I feel like I haven't done enough to get him off .

Five hours of playing ? Not for me thanks .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

I bet you are a 7 minuter

The act of penetration is purely designed for reproduction .... So who is the efficient, better functioning male ? the one who can cum fast but several times or the one who takes five hours to cum ....?

Hahaha questions for the ladies "

Definitely the one who cums fast but several times for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends really.....If I'm already worked up through foreplay then I'll struggle to last more than a few min!

Fortunately it doesn't take me too long to recover n I'll last longer during a second session,then longer still during the third session.......n so on n so forth.

I'm great at the shagging!

It's relationships I'm crap at!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

I bet you are a 7 minuter "

But I bring crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

I bet you are a 7 minuter

But I bring crisps "

Keep talking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

I bet you are a 7 minuter

But I bring crisps

Keep talking..."

... And then I fuck off afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is probably nothing I couldn't do 2/3 times in a couple of hours, And that's including a 20 nap

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

I bet you are a 7 minuter

But I bring crisps

Keep talking...

... And then I fuck off afterwards "

There's always Lego if you get bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

I bet you are a 7 minuter

But I bring crisps

Keep talking...

... And then I fuck off afterwards "

Fantastic. I'm only interested in the crisps

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

All night at parties and clubs.... although not constantly, and usually with different partners in a variety of combinations.

Snack and drink breaks are factored in too, as is the usual periods of talking bollix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

How about we skip the fucking and e just gets straight to the ironing? And if he finishes it all he can start on the gardening?? "

Try this as a meet request and see how many offers you get!

Would your neighbours be okay with you having a nudey gardener?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"As a man how long can you last?

For women how long is ok for you.

For me the longest I have had sex for was like 5 hours or more in which I don't usually cum. But most women have met never liked it because they thought I wasn't enjoying it.

But I was wrong because I thought women love stamina."

I've had 5 hours of sex.

Though it was over 20 years of marriage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a man how long can you last?

For women how long is ok for you.

For me the longest I have had sex for was like 5 hours or more in which I don't usually cum. But most women have met never liked it because they thought I wasn't enjoying it.

But I was wrong because I thought women love stamina.

I've had 5 hours of sex.

Though it was over 20 years of marriage.

"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"As a man how long can you last?

For women how long is ok for you.

For me the longest I have had sex for was like 5 hours or more in which I don't usually cum. But most women have met never liked it because they thought I wasn't enjoying it.

But I was wrong because I thought women love stamina.

I've had 5 hours of sex.

Though it was over 20 years of marriage.

"

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

I bet you are a 7 minuter

The act of penetration is purely designed for reproduction .... So who is the efficient, better functioning male ? the one who can cum fast but several times or the one who takes five hours to cum ....?

Hahaha questions for the ladies

Definitely the one who cums fast but several times for me"

Cum lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

How about we skip the fucking and e just gets straight to the ironing? And if he finishes it all he can start on the gardening??

Try this as a meet request and see how many offers you get!

Would your neighbours be okay with you having a nudey gardener? "

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lasted 45 min when I lost virginity as I was so nervous......my mates never believed me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there have been times when played for hours on end - its just ebbed and flowed and been amazing - equally amazing are those times when we know we have an hour before a kid returns or club shuts - somtimes a 15 min quickie is more arousing - so really time doesnt matter - but can be frustrating if you want more

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Fantastic. I'm only interested in the crisps "

I like your style

*fumbles for wedding ring.....

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"As a man how long can you last?

For women how long is ok for you.

For me the longest I have had sex for was like 5 hours or more in which I don't usually cum. But most women have met never liked it because they thought I wasn't enjoying it.

But I was wrong because I thought women love stamina.

I've had 5 hours of sex.

Though it was over 20 years of marriage.

"

Nice one

Lol

5hrs sex in 20yrs

1hr sex in 4yrs

30mim sex in 24 months

15min sex in 365 days

1min sex in 24 days

30secs sex in 12 days

1sec sex in 4 days

Not that bad really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

How about we skip the fucking and e just gets straight to the ironing? And if he finishes it all he can start on the gardening??

Try this as a meet request and see how many offers you get!

Would your neighbours be okay with you having a nudey gardener?

Challenge accepted "

Yep I've had two genuine offers already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

How about we skip the fucking and e just gets straight to the ironing? And if he finishes it all he can start on the gardening??

Try this as a meet request and see how many offers you get!

Would your neighbours be okay with you having a nudey gardener?

Challenge accepted

Yep I've had two genuine offers already "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had two genuine offers already "

Hahaha!! Excellent

Let us know how they get on!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"there have been times when played for hours on end - its just ebbed and flowed and been amazing - equally amazing are those times when we know we have an hour before a kid returns or club shuts - somtimes a 15 min quickie is more arousing - so really time doesnt matter - but can be frustrating if you want more "

Exactly, sometimes one is good, but sometimes you want the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Housework and stuff

How about the fella fucks you then does your ironing?

Then maybe a bit more fucking if he finishes it all?

I bet you are a 7 minuter

The act of penetration is purely designed for reproduction .... So who is the efficient, better functioning male ? the one who can cum fast but several times or the one who takes five hours to cum ....?

Hahaha questions for the ladies

Definitely the one who cums fast but several times for me"

Shating

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"As a man how long can you last?

For women how long is ok for you.

For me the longest I have had sex for was like 5 hours or more in which I don't usually cum. But most women have met never liked it because they thought I wasn't enjoying it.

But I was wrong because I thought women love stamina.

I've had 5 hours of sex.

Though it was over 20 years of marriage.

Nice one

Lol

5hrs sex in 20yrs

1hr sex in 4yrs

30mim sex in 24 months

15min sex in 365 days

1min sex in 24 days

30secs sex in 12 days

1sec sex in 4 days

Not that bad really

"

Ffs we were shagging everyday.

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"As a man how long can you last?

For women how long is ok for you.

For me the longest I have had sex for was like 5 hours or more in which I don't usually cum. But most women have met never liked it because they thought I wasn't enjoying it.

But I was wrong because I thought women love stamina."

Reading the opening post and fell asleep. 5 hours????? Yeah ok it's one of those ooh look at me threads isn't it. Absolute crap!!!!!!! Nice try but it's a fail in all aspects

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By *olden tongue40Man
over a year ago

antrim

Haha 5 hours are u injecting Viagra or u pitting it on ur cornflakes in the morning

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Reading the opening post and fell asleep. 5 hours????? Yeah ok it's one of those ooh look at me threads isn't it. Absolute crap!!!!!!! Nice try but it's a fail in all aspects"

Some people have no sense of humour ffs

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By *lackXeal OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Haha 5 hours are u injecting Viagra or u pitting it on ur cornflakes in the morning "

I normally smoke it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading the opening post and fell asleep. 5 hours????? Yeah ok it's one of those ooh look at me threads isn't it. Absolute crap!!!!!!! Nice try but it's a fail in all aspects

Some people have no sense of humour ffs "

Actually this thread and a few other threads recently make me think a lot of men on here have no idea what women want and what turns them on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading the opening post and fell asleep. 5 hours????? Yeah ok it's one of those ooh look at me threads isn't it. Absolute crap!!!!!!! Nice try but it's a fail in all aspects

Some people have no sense of humour ffs

Actually this thread and a few other threads recently make me think a lot of men on here have no idea what women want and what turns them on. "

Chocolates n cock pics?

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"Reading the opening post and fell asleep. 5 hours????? Yeah ok it's one of those ooh look at me threads isn't it. Absolute crap!!!!!!! Nice try but it's a fail in all aspects

Some people have no sense of humour ffs

Actually this thread and a few other threads recently make me think a lot of men on here have no idea what women want and what turns them on.

Chocolates n cock pics? "

I'm not a fan of chocolate so no

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"Reading the opening post and fell asleep. 5 hours????? Yeah ok it's one of those ooh look at me threads isn't it. Absolute crap!!!!!!! Nice try but it's a fail in all aspects

Some people have no sense of humour ffs

Actually this thread and a few other threads recently make me think a lot of men on here have no idea what women want and what turns them on.

Chocolates n cock pics?

I'm not a fan of chocolate so no "

Ok then how about cocks n chocolate pics?

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"Reading the opening post and fell asleep. 5 hours????? Yeah ok it's one of those ooh look at me threads isn't it. Absolute crap!!!!!!! Nice try but it's a fail in all aspects

Some people have no sense of humour ffs

Actually this thread and a few other threads recently make me think a lot of men on here have no idea what women want and what turns them on.

Chocolates n cock pics?

I'm not a fan of chocolate so no

Ok then how about cocks n chocolate pics? "

Take me to a game of football, I'll have a pint of lager, I won't be wearing heels, stockings or any fancy lingerie. If you want all that, order a prostitute.

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"As a man how long can you last?

For women how long is ok for you.

For me the longest I have had sex for was like 5 hours or more in which I don't usually cum. But most women have met never liked it because they thought I wasn't enjoying it.

But I was wrong because I thought women love stamina.

I've had 5 hours of sex.

Though it was over 20 years of marriage.

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You win the Internet.

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"Reading the opening post and fell asleep. 5 hours????? Yeah ok it's one of those ooh look at me threads isn't it. Absolute crap!!!!!!! Nice try but it's a fail in all aspects

Some people have no sense of humour ffs

Actually this thread and a few other threads recently make me think a lot of men on here have no idea what women want and what turns them on.

Chocolates n cock pics?

I'm not a fan of chocolate so no

Ok then how about cocks n chocolate pics?

Take me to a game of football, I'll have a pint of lager, I won't be wearing heels, stockings or any fancy lingerie. If you want all that, order a prostitute."

I'm not a fan of football so no

As for the rest.....nice to look at,but I'm more interested in what's underneath

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