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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I've got stage fright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright "

Lol why is that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright "

Bwahahahaha - work it in, really twist that thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

Bwahahahaha - work it in, really twist that thing "

Wow, you're a harsh task master

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

Lol why is that ?"

I don't do it often,think I've lost my nerve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

Bwahahahaha - work it in, really twist that thing "

I tried that,got in a couple of inches. I'll have to think of something to relax myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

Lol why is that ?

I don't do it often,think I've lost my nerve "

Need a hand x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up..."

I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up...

I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you? "

Depends what's on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

Lol why is that ?

I don't do it often,think I've lost my nerve

Need a hand x"

I can't get the bloody dildo up there,a hand isn't going to fit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up...

I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you?

Depends what's on. "

I use the laptop for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up...

I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you? "

Oh wow, that came across badly. I just meant background stimulus could affect you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

Lol why is that ?

I don't do it often,think I've lost my nerve

Need a hand x

I can't get the bloody dildo up there,a hand isn't going to fit "

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright "

At least the dildo won't get stage fright and will be ready when required

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up...

I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you?

Oh wow, that came across badly. I just meant background stimulus could affect you?"

I'm in my bedroom,no television. Just cars going past. Maybe I need some spit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

block of wood and a mallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright "

Olive oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up...

I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you?

Oh wow, that came across badly. I just meant background stimulus could affect you?"

Alan partridge as background stimulus is a whole new thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

At least the dildo won't get stage fright and will be ready when required "

He's ready,stiff as a post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it a wet suck and try

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I think I've got stage fright "

You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up...

I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you?

Oh wow, that came across badly. I just meant background stimulus could affect you?

Alan partridge as background stimulus is a whole new thread "

The voice alone would shrivel my libido.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too."

Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.

Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out "

Wank fodder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.

Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out "

I was gonna mail you some spit. I won't now.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.

Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out

I was gonna mail you some spit. I won't now.

Have you tried turning it off and on again? "

It's a manual

I'm not dry,I'm quite relaxed; maybe it's the angle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.

Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out

Wank fodder lol"

I'm very particular about what I wank over

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

What delightfully crude ditties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright "

Stop, pause, deep breath, try again

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I think I've got stage fright "

Try the sharp end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just read that to the tune of "my boomerang won't come back"... doesn't look like I will be sleeping anytime soon now I have that in my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

Olive oil"

I wasn't thinking of eating it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

Try the sharp end.

"

You mean,there's two ways of inserting it??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I think I've got stage fright

Try the sharp end.

You mean,there's two ways of inserting it??"
three .. if you include sideways

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I think I've got stage fright "

or maybe its on strike over working conditions and long working hours with out sufficient and adequate breaks .

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Won't go in what ?

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I'm suprised it would go in anyway while telling everyone. On fab about it

Xx

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Maybe it's waiting on parity with the underground ? 24 hour service not yet on all lines after all it's just an electrical device going in a dark wet tunnel .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

Try the sharp end.

You mean,there's two ways of inserting it??three .. if you include sideways "

That would take a shoe horn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Won't go in what ?

"

Where do you put yours?

No,don't answer that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe it's waiting on parity with the underground ? 24 hour service not yet on all lines after all it's just an electrical device going in a dark wet tunnel . "

Mine isn't electric,it's hand powered. Maybe that's why it won't go in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.

Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out

I was gonna mail you some spit. I won't now.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

It's a manual

I'm not dry,I'm quite relaxed; maybe it's the angle. "

The angle of the dangle is key......!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm suprised it would go in anyway while telling everyone. On fab about it

Xx"

He's not usually shy,just being stubborn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.

Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out

I was gonna mail you some spit. I won't now.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

It's a manual

I'm not dry,I'm quite relaxed; maybe it's the angle.

The angle of the dangle is key......!"

I was being a bit lazy; laying back and thinking of England. I should have tried a different approach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crisco?..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crisco?.."

I've heard it has its uses.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I see what you have done... what you have got there is a bollard ... picked it up by mistake... we ve all done it hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My glass one just slid in beautifully

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Maybe it's waiting on parity with the underground ? 24 hour service not yet on all lines after all it's just an electrical device going in a dark wet tunnel .

Mine isn't electric,it's hand powered. Maybe that's why it won't go in "

You could try a cock,to loosen you up a wee bit.

Just a thought.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I see what you have done... what you have got there is a bollard ... picked it up by mistake... we ve all done it hahaha "

Felt like a bollard. I knew there was a reason I don't do it myself.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I think I've got stage fright

You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.

Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out "

Thank heavens I was going to book a sex change.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe it's waiting on parity with the underground ? 24 hour service not yet on all lines after all it's just an electrical device going in a dark wet tunnel .

Mine isn't electric,it's hand powered. Maybe that's why it won't go in

You could try a cock,to loosen you up a wee bit.

Just a thought.

"

I have a lot of cock,I was doing for a man who owns a cock I have regularly. I think my dildo is too rigid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.

Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out

Thank heavens I was going to book a sex change."

That would have been double disappointment for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My glass one just slid in beautifully "

So,it's not the rigidity of the dildo. How fat is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on it xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sit on it xxx"

I have

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Go have a relaxing bath and try there?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I think I've got stage fright

You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.

Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out

Thank heavens I was going to book a sex change.

That would have been double disappointment for you. "

But then no matter which end I'd shave in the mirror there would still be a cunt staring back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get yourself very horny and very wet ...dildo should go in very nicely ...mine slides in when i am horny

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Maybe it's waiting on parity with the underground ? 24 hour service not yet on all lines after all it's just an electrical device going in a dark wet tunnel .

Mine isn't electric,it's hand powered. Maybe that's why it won't go in

You could try a cock,to loosen you up a wee bit.

Just a thought.

I have a lot of cock,I was doing for a man who owns a cock I have regularly. I think my dildo is too rigid. "

Give it a couple of drinks,

that'll sort it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright "

Mine never go's straight in. Try citral play with lube. And slid in with your natural lube x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Maybe it's waiting on parity with the underground ? 24 hour service not yet on all lines after all it's just an electrical device going in a dark wet tunnel .

Mine isn't electric,it's hand powered. Maybe that's why it won't go in

You could try a cock,to loosen you up a wee bit.

Just a thought.

I have a lot of cock,I was doing for a man who owns a cock I have regularly. I think my dildo is too rigid.

Give it a couple of drinks,

that'll sort it.

"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This thread about it not going in. One about it falling out. I've never experienced either problem.

I hope you got there in the end, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"block of wood and a mallet "

Just the ticket!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

Mine never go's straight in. Try citral play with lube. And slid in with your natural lube x"

I was very wet,it just went in a little way and stopped. I thought I'd had a muscle spasm as I get them in my back and neck. I don't enjoy clitoral stimulation enough for it to make me lubricate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"block of wood and a mallet

Just the ticket! "

Try it on your arse and say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So your on a stage with a dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

Bwahahahaha - work it in, really twist that thing "

So aggressive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright "

...or maybe the dildo has stage fright.

Did you think of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you pick up the fire Extinguisher by mistake? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a run up?

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By *funtimes.Man
over a year ago

Preston

is it shane diesel dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take a run up?"

I'm not an Olympian. I don't do running.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is it shane diesel dildo "

Vin's brother??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

...or maybe the dildo has stage fright.

Did you think of that? "

I was thinking it could be him sulking,because he's been neglected. I'll have a talk with him tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

Bwahahahaha - work it in, really twist that thing

I tried that,got in a couple of inches. I'll have to think of something to relax myself "

Play in warm water with toy always helps if u cannot relax

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By *funtimes.Man
over a year ago

Preston


"is it shane diesel dildo

Vin's brother?? "

could be, they do look a like lol

google it, girl i know owns 1. lets just say i would never say im hung

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is it shane diesel dildo

Vin's brother??

could be, they do look a like lol

google it, girl i know owns 1. lets just say i would never say im hung "

I Binged it. How big is it,I couldn't tell from the pics? Mine looks similar but is slightly tapered and 6.5 inches long.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

Bwahahahaha - work it in, really twist that thing

I tried that,got in a couple of inches. I'll have to think of something to relax myself

Play in warm water with toy always helps if u cannot relax "

I felt relaxed. I'd be wary of doing it in the bath in case I got an airlock and it wouldn't come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

...or maybe the dildo has stage fright.

Did you think of that?

I was thinking it could be him sulking,because he's been neglected. I'll have a talk with him tomorrow."

Hmm. Good luck with it. Let's hope you manage to resolve the issue and he can get rid of his stage fright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"block of wood and a mallet

Just the ticket!

Try it on your arse and say that "

Don't quite understand how hitting my arse with a block of wood would help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright "

just how big is it...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Haven't you got it in yet?

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD


"Haven't you got it in yet?"

I was just wondering that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've got stage fright

just how big is it... "

Not as big as yours,that's a lethal weapon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't you got it in yet?

I was just wondering that too "

I'm having a break. I'm going to try again later. I'm not one for giving up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't you got it in yet?

I was just wondering that too

I'm having a break. I'm going to try again later. I'm not one for giving up "

That's the spirit. Hang in there

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Try lengthways

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Haven't you got it in yet?

I was just wondering that too

I'm having a break. I'm going to try again later. I'm not one for giving up "

Lube lube lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try lengthways "

That has been suggested; might give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't you got it in yet?

I was just wondering that too

I'm having a break. I'm going to try again later. I'm not one for giving up

Lube lube lube "

Lube's no good if you're paralysed with fear

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD


"Haven't you got it in yet?

I was just wondering that too

I'm having a break. I'm going to try again later. I'm not one for giving up

Lube lube lube

Lube's no good if you're paralysed with fear "

Blimey!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I don't put mine in, just had a succession of orgasms holding mine against clit and lips

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