FabSwingers.com forum: Coin Pouch.. :-(

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone

Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone

Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!!

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put ya coins where ya keep ya joey!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

(((snigger)))

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I beeter PM Soxy...I'm sure he'll want to come to the funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd lend you mine but it's shaped like a koi carp. It's almost a pet

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I've kind of fixed it but its only a matter of time before it goes again...

I shall cherish our last few days together and remember all the car park ticket machines and coffee shops we've visited together...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I beeter PM Soxy...I'm sure he'll want to come to the funeral

Yes he needs to be there for that. He was a huge fan.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma..."
you do???

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Men and their purses eh?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma..."

Does that mean you'll be flushing the old one down the toilet?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma...

Does that mean you'll be flushing the old one down the toilet?"

A full nautical burial with flags and pipes is planned...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone

Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!!

Damn I thought this was a euphemism thread!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Put your change in your pocket like normal men?

Coin pouch? It's a purse you gaylord!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma...

Does that mean you'll be flushing the old one down the toilet?"

Once when I was a kid my goldfish died and my Dad removed it from the tank and didn't tell me. Six month later I still hadn't noticed it was an empty tank. he even removed the water at some point, nope still didn't notice.

Generally speaking I don't have such scant regard for life but I hated that fucking fish, he wouldn't do any tricks I tried to teach him. Orange shithead!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma...

Does that mean you'll be flushing the old one down the toilet?

Generally speaking I don't have such scant regard for life but I hated that fucking fish, he wouldn't do any tricks I tried to teach him. Orange shithead!

Never trust anything pretending to be a citrus fruit.... unless it is a citrus fruit of course.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Put your change in your pocket like normal men?

Coin pouch? It's a purse you gaylord!!

But it all falls out and my son knicks it then!

I'm secure enough in my manhood to get a coin pouch, maybe even a manbag...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Put your change in your pocket like normal men?

Coin pouch? It's a purse you gaylord!!

But it all falls out and my son knicks it then!

I'm secure enough in my manhood to get a coin pouch, maybe even a manbag... "

Hahahahahahaha! Secure but you can't call it a purse?!

*buys Viccy a new pink purse*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone

Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!!

Do you have a "man" bag to match

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

How can you all mock me at such a tragic time... only a good seeing to can console me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it fit down me bra ????

If so ..can i borrow it for me hols

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

"Would it fit down me bra ????

If so ..can i borrow it for me hols

not seeming to be rude...but is there room in there for a purse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yerrrr

and me fags and lighter

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

"Oh yerrrr

and me fags and lighter

get out here...no way jose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yerrrr

Honest...wanna see

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

"Oh yerrrr

Honest...wanna see

ooohhh yes please misses lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok............quick....can ya see

wobbles bits in chi , s direction

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

wwhhooaa there much to much ,movement..

you almost had me eye out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And your point being.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm feeling a bit better for some reason now.

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

"And your point being.

it wasn't my point that was the problem it was your points

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Now this is all very well but I can't really drag Peaches and her delectable boobs around just for easy access to some small change now can I?

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Put your change in your pocket like normal men?

Coin pouch? It's a purse you gaylord!!

Oy you!!!!! I`ve got a coin pouch too!!!!

Case of having to as I wear a boiler suit at work all day and seem to spend so much lying on the ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this is all very well but I can't really drag Peaches and her delectable boobs around just for easy access to some small change now can I?

Oh i dont know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone

Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!!

You need a sporran. No zips to break.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What's a coin pouch???

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"What's a coin pouch???"

same here and im a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a coin pouch???"

It's a bit like a posing pouch but better filled.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

its a receptacle similar to that of a purse for the male of the species, saves ruining linings of pockets and the like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its a receptacle similar to that of a purse for the male of the species, saves ruining linings of pockets and the like

Pockets should arrive, from the tailor, stitched up and the jaiket/ breeches should be sent to Oxfam (or wherever) in the same state.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"its a receptacle similar to that of a purse for the male of the species, saves ruining linings of pockets and the like

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its were you keep your condoms in your jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone

Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!!

my my is that what today is coming to

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..

yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..

yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!

View has asked me to join him in a civil partnership and have a couples profile.

If I accept will I be allowed to carry a handbag then?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..

yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!

View has asked me to join him in a civil partnership and have a couples profile.

If I accept will I be allowed to carry a handbag then?

dinnae be so feckin stooooooooooopid lad, when you become mrs view, you will be scottish, so it has to be a sporran, and you will need to learn the vernacular ya daft bawjaws. Has no explained the Hampden roar tae ye yet aboot married life xxxx

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..

yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!

View has asked me to join him in a civil partnership and have a couples profile.

If I accept will I be allowed to carry a handbag then?

Sod that then, off to the market for a new pouch...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..

yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!

View has asked me to join him in a civil partnership and have a couples profile.

If I accept will I be allowed to carry a handbag then?

Sod that then, off to the market for a new pouch...

HAIRY ASSED FEARTY BAWS!!!!!!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"its a receptacle similar to that of a purse for the male of the species, saves ruining linings of pockets and the like

It's a PURSE!

Gaylord!

*runs*

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

So having a coin pouch makes me gay?!?

Thank god I never mentioned the French knickers thing...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

So having a coin pouch makes me gay?!?

Thank god I never mentioned the French knickers thing... "

ooh, that reminds me... must upload those pics

your mam would be proud, and in the conservatory as well!!!!!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

So having a coin pouch makes me gay?!?

Thank god I never mentioned the French knickers thing... "

Not gay as such... perhaps just a bit camp!

And it's still a purse!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

So having a coin pouch makes me gay?!?

Thank god I never mentioned the French knickers thing...

Not gay as such... perhaps just a bit camp!

And it's still a purse!!

Don't you dare back the gay truck up now.... you know the consequences... late night P texts!!

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