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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone

Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone

Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!! "

put ya coins where ya keep ya joey!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

(((snigger)))

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I beeter PM Soxy...I'm sure he'll want to come to the funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd lend you mine but it's shaped like a koi carp. It's almost a pet

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I've kind of fixed it but its only a matter of time before it goes again...

I shall cherish our last few days together and remember all the car park ticket machines and coffee shops we've visited together...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I beeter PM Soxy...I'm sure he'll want to come to the funeral "

Yes he needs to be there for that. He was a huge fan.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma..."
you do???

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Men and their purses eh?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma..."

Does that mean you'll be flushing the old one down the toilet?

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma...

Does that mean you'll be flushing the old one down the toilet?"

A full nautical burial with flags and pipes is planned...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone

Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!! "

Damn I thought this was a euphemism thread!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Put your change in your pocket like normal men?

Coin pouch? It's a purse you gaylord!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma...

Does that mean you'll be flushing the old one down the toilet?"

Once when I was a kid my goldfish died and my Dad removed it from the tank and didn't tell me. Six month later I still hadn't noticed it was an empty tank. he even removed the water at some point, nope still didn't notice.

Generally speaking I don't have such scant regard for life but I hated that fucking fish, he wouldn't do any tricks I tried to teach him. Orange shithead!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma...

Does that mean you'll be flushing the old one down the toilet?

Once when I was a kid my goldfish died and my Dad removed it from the tank and didn't tell me. Six month later I still hadn't noticed it was an empty tank. he even removed the water at some point, nope still didn't notice.

Generally speaking I don't have such scant regard for life but I hated that fucking fish, he wouldn't do any tricks I tried to teach him. Orange shithead! "

Never trust anything pretending to be a citrus fruit.... unless it is a citrus fruit of course.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Put your change in your pocket like normal men?

Coin pouch? It's a purse you gaylord!! "

But it all falls out and my son knicks it then!

I'm secure enough in my manhood to get a coin pouch, maybe even a manbag...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Put your change in your pocket like normal men?

Coin pouch? It's a purse you gaylord!!

But it all falls out and my son knicks it then!

I'm secure enough in my manhood to get a coin pouch, maybe even a manbag... "

Hahahahahahaha! Secure but you can't call it a purse?!

*buys Viccy a new pink purse*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone

Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!! "

Do you have a "man" bag to match

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

How can you all mock me at such a tragic time... only a good seeing to can console me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it fit down me bra ????

If so ..can i borrow it for me hols

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


"Would it fit down me bra ????

If so ..can i borrow it for me hols "

not seeming to be rude...but is there room in there for a purse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yerrrr

and me fags and lighter

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


"Oh yerrrr

and me fags and lighter "

get out here...no way jose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yerrrr

Honest...wanna see

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


"Oh yerrrr

Honest...wanna see "

ooohhh yes please misses lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok............quick....can ya see

wobbles bits in chi , s direction

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

wwhhooaa there much to much ,movement..

you almost had me eye out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And your point being.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm feeling a bit better for some reason now.

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


"And your point being.

"

it wasn't my point that was the problem it was your points

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Now this is all very well but I can't really drag Peaches and her delectable boobs around just for easy access to some small change now can I?

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Put your change in your pocket like normal men?

Coin pouch? It's a purse you gaylord!! "

Oy you!!!!! I`ve got a coin pouch too!!!!

Case of having to as I wear a boiler suit at work all day and seem to spend so much lying on the ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this is all very well but I can't really drag Peaches and her delectable boobs around just for easy access to some small change now can I? "

Oh i dont know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone

Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!! "

You need a sporran. No zips to break.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What's a coin pouch???

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"What's a coin pouch???"

same here and im a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a coin pouch???"

It's a bit like a posing pouch but better filled.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

its a receptacle similar to that of a purse for the male of the species, saves ruining linings of pockets and the like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its a receptacle similar to that of a purse for the male of the species, saves ruining linings of pockets and the like "

Pockets should arrive, from the tailor, stitched up and the jaiket/ breeches should be sent to Oxfam (or wherever) in the same state.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"its a receptacle similar to that of a purse for the male of the species, saves ruining linings of pockets and the like "
its were you keep your condoms in your jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone

Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!! "

my my is that what today is coming to

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..

yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..

yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!

"

View has asked me to join him in a civil partnership and have a couples profile.

If I accept will I be allowed to carry a handbag then?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..

yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!

View has asked me to join him in a civil partnership and have a couples profile.

If I accept will I be allowed to carry a handbag then?

"

dinnae be so feckin stooooooooooopid lad, when you become mrs view, you will be scottish, so it has to be a sporran, and you will need to learn the vernacular ya daft bawjaws. Has no explained the Hampden roar tae ye yet aboot married life xxxx

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..

yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!

View has asked me to join him in a civil partnership and have a couples profile.

If I accept will I be allowed to carry a handbag then?

dinnae be so feckin stooooooooooopid lad, when you become mrs view, you will be scottish, so it has to be a sporran, and you will need to learn the vernacular ya daft bawjaws. Has no explained the Hampden roar tae ye yet aboot married life xxxx"

Sod that then, off to the market for a new pouch...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..

yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!

View has asked me to join him in a civil partnership and have a couples profile.

If I accept will I be allowed to carry a handbag then?

dinnae be so feckin stooooooooooopid lad, when you become mrs view, you will be scottish, so it has to be a sporran, and you will need to learn the vernacular ya daft bawjaws. Has no explained the Hampden roar tae ye yet aboot married life xxxx

Sod that then, off to the market for a new pouch... "

HAIRY ASSED FEARTY BAWS!!!!!!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"its a receptacle similar to that of a purse for the male of the species, saves ruining linings of pockets and the like "

It's a PURSE!

Gaylord!

*runs*

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

So having a coin pouch makes me gay?!?

Thank god I never mentioned the French knickers thing...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"

So having a coin pouch makes me gay?!?

Thank god I never mentioned the French knickers thing... "

ooh, that reminds me... must upload those pics your mam would be proud, and in the conservatory as well!!!!!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

So having a coin pouch makes me gay?!?

Thank god I never mentioned the French knickers thing... "

Not gay as such... perhaps just a bit camp!

And it's still a purse!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"

So having a coin pouch makes me gay?!?

Thank god I never mentioned the French knickers thing...

Not gay as such... perhaps just a bit camp!

And it's still a purse!! "

Don't you dare back the gay truck up now.... you know the consequences... late night P texts!!

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