FabSwingers.com forum: Fake nipples, just lol!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work with someone who had no nipples...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x "
I agree they look fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to work with someone who had no nipples...

That's a reptilian in a human outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prove it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x "

Definitly dont look fake

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By *kissors1971Man
over a year ago

GREAT YARMOUTH

Look perky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x

Definitly dont look fake

the left one looks a bit unreal

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Heard it all now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's only one way. I nominate myself and the Mrs on the behalf of the whole forum to find out and report back our findings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok,,,ok,,i admit it my cocks fake I'm really a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x "

Well look, people check if silver coins are real by biting them....so I think I should nibble your nips so I can confirm if they are real or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have to lick them to get them to stick, or are they self adhesive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prove it"

Can you reach from there?

Feel away!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x

Definitly dont look fake

the left one looks a bit unreal

Bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have to lick them to get them to stick, or are they self adhesive?

No, I iron them on. Like a patch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's only one way. I nominate myself and the Mrs on the behalf of the whole forum to find out and report back our findings. "

With pie charts and graphs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to work with someone who had no nipples...

really?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x I agree they look fake"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x

Well look, people check if silver coins are real by biting them....so I think I should nibble your nips so I can confirm if they are real or not!

Such a martyr for the cause!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to work with someone who had no nipples...

really? "

oh don't sound surprised miss fake nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's only one way. I nominate myself and the Mrs on the behalf of the whole forum to find out and report back our findings.

With pie charts and graphs?

Spreadsheets and power point. If you're going to do something do it right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some girl on fab has hers tattooed into hearts. For the life of me I can't remember who she is. She was in the forums a couple of weeks ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have to lick them to get them to stick, or are they self adhesive?

No, I iron them on. Like a patch!

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's only one way. I nominate myself and the Mrs on the behalf of the whole forum to find out and report back our findings.

With pie charts and graphs?

Spreadsheets and power point. If you're going to do something do it right. "

I like thorough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heard it all now "

I know, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to work with someone who had no nipples...

really? "

Yes..., and my ex's ex also had no nipples either... both born without apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some guys on here have fake sky remotes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have to lick them to get them to stick, or are they self adhesive?

No, I iron them on. Like a patch!

Ouch!

I use my fake iron, obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think some guys on here have fake sky remotes

Maybe they need batteries included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have fake specs....there I've said it. It's out in the open now

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x

Definitly dont look fake

the left one looks a bit unreal

To his moll cried the lynx eyed detective,

Can it be that my eye sights defective,

Has your East tit the least bit,

The best of the West tit,

Or is it a trick of perspective?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have fake specs....there I've said it. It's out in the open now

Do you feel better for sharing?

Like therapy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have fake specs....there I've said it. It's out in the open now

ive a fake tan,fake lashes,on occasion fake nails,infact I'm really called Frank n I'm a 58 year old lorry driver withterrible piles

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Heard it all now

I know, right?"

Poor nipples- they have feelings too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heard it all now

I know, right?

Poor nipples- they have feelings too"

And mine are super sensitive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prove it

Can you reach from there?

Feel away!"

I tried but I can't reach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prove it

Can you reach from there?

Feel away!

I tried but I can't reach"

You'll just have to take my word then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defiantly fake , i brought the same ones last week

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Heard it all now

I know, right?

Poor nipples- they have feelings too

And mine are super sensitive!

Interesting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one day i will put that accusation on the thats a fib pile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"one day i will put that accusation on the thats a fib pile

Give them a squeeze when I see you at AT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

I have no idea, but will you get me a pair while you're at it. They might be more realistic than mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw, where did you buy yours? I wouldn't mind a new pair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Btw, where did you buy yours? I wouldn't mind a new pair

Nips 'r Us

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By *hagulikeMan
over a year ago

Essex

I've qube test will prove them not to be fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one day i will put that accusation on the thats a fib pile

Give them a squeeze when I see you at AT!

you fkn bet i will

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

You can.

They come in different shapes, sizes and shades. My friends with mastectomies have them. Look up Pink Perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

You can.

They come in different shapes, sizes and shades. My friends with mastectomies have them. Look up Pink Perfect."

*off to consult my friend Google*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

You can.

They come in different shapes, sizes and shades. My friends with mastectomies have them. Look up Pink Perfect."

As a flat nipple woman I fancy having some, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

You can.

They come in different shapes, sizes and shades. My friends with mastectomies have them. Look up Pink Perfect.

*off to consult my friend Google*

Like you didn't already know!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

You can.

They come in different shapes, sizes and shades. My friends with mastectomies have them. Look up Pink Perfect.

As a flat nipple woman I fancy having some, thanks!

Breast Form do 'naughty' pokey out ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have fake specs....there I've said it. It's out in the open now

Do you feel better for sharing?

Like therapy? "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

You can.

They come in different shapes, sizes and shades. My friends with mastectomies have them. Look up Pink Perfect.

*off to consult my friend Google*

Like you didn't already know!!

That almost made me choke on my water from laughing.

You'll see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have fake specs....there I've said it. It's out in the open now

ive a fake tan,fake lashes,on occasion fake nails,infact I'm really called Frank n I'm a 58 year old lorry driver withterrible piles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have fake specs....there I've said it. It's out in the open now

Do you feel better for sharing?

Like therapy?

Absolutely

Good, you're amongst friends!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I tried rouging mine once. Just to see why they'd look like properly pink since they are so pale. Kind of liked it but haven't done it since.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried rouging mine once. Just to see why they'd look like properly pink since they are so pale. Kind of liked it but haven't done it since."

Ooh, I'm gonna try this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x "
If those are fake then I want a pair!

Gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x If those are fake then I want a pair!

Gorgeous x"

Thanks, but yours look just yummy!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Ok , pop them in my mouth and I'll give an informed opinion

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x "

Someone say fake nipples?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x

Someone say fake nipples?

You've got the hardest nipples on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x "

If they are fake can you send me the real ones. Haha. They look great by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

You can.

They come in different shapes, sizes and shades. My friends with mastectomies have them. Look up Pink Perfect.

As a flat nipple woman I fancy having some, thanks!

Breast Form do 'naughty' pokey out ones.

What, like Boldgirl's?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"There's only one way. I nominate myself and the Mrs on the behalf of the whole forum to find out and report back our findings.

With pie charts and graphs?

Spreadsheets and power point. If you're going to do something do it right. "
bullet points?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

You can.

They come in different shapes, sizes and shades. My friends with mastectomies have them. Look up Pink Perfect.

As a flat nipple woman I fancy having some, thanks!

Breast Form do 'naughty' pokey out ones.

What, like Boldgirl's?

Smartarse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's only one way. I nominate myself and the Mrs on the behalf of the whole forum to find out and report back our findings.

With pie charts and graphs?

Spreadsheets and power point. If you're going to do something do it right. bullet points?

Haha, very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no expert but I'd say they were real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I am laughing at a mental picture of you on a meet and your your "fake nipple" coming off in his mouth XXX

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x "

Sorry,but are fake nipples even a thing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

You can.

They come in different shapes, sizes and shades. My friends with mastectomies have them. Look up Pink Perfect.

As a flat nipple woman I fancy having some, thanks!

Breast Form do 'naughty' pokey out ones.

What, like Boldgirl's?

Smartarse

Do you wear fake piercings on your fake nipples?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry I am laughing at a mental picture of you on a meet and your your "fake nipple" coming off in his mouth XXX"

That made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x

Sorry,but are fake nipples even a thing??

Apparently so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

You can.

They come in different shapes, sizes and shades. My friends with mastectomies have them. Look up Pink Perfect.

As a flat nipple woman I fancy having some, thanks!

Breast Form do 'naughty' pokey out ones.

What, like Boldgirl's?

Smartarse

Do you wear fake piercings on your fake nipples?

Now that's just a step too far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

You can.

They come in different shapes, sizes and shades. My friends with mastectomies have them. Look up Pink Perfect.

As a flat nipple woman I fancy having some, thanks!

Breast Form do 'naughty' pokey out ones.

What, like Boldgirl's?

Smartarse

Do you wear fake piercings on your fake nipples?

Now that's just a step too far!

#dissapointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine has surgically enhanced nipples (they were naturally partially inverted). She says paying to have them done was the only decent thing her ex did for her..... [they are pretty perfect now lol!]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

You can.

They come in different shapes, sizes and shades. My friends with mastectomies have them. Look up Pink Perfect.

As a flat nipple woman I fancy having some, thanks!

Breast Form do 'naughty' pokey out ones.

What, like Boldgirl's?

Smartarse

Do you wear fake piercings on your fake nipples?

Now that's just a step too far!

#dissapointed.

Yes, I'm just a constant disappointment

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By *oughnut and radoxWoman
over a year ago

Ashingdon

Never been asked if they are false but have been asked if my boobs been inhanced if there were I be asking for my money back lol

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By *oughnut and radoxWoman
over a year ago

Ashingdon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend of mine has surgically enhanced nipples (they were naturally partially inverted). She says paying to have them done was the only decent thing her ex did for her..... [they are pretty perfect now lol!]"

I had know idea this kind of surgery was out there, probably a bit late for me to bother with now, good to know though

Right I'm off to see what rouge on my nipples looks like ~ thanks Ligiea

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise

BG x "
so your the one nicking all the tops of the squirts bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stunning pics op xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"stunning pics op xxx

Thanks

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I had know idea this kind of surgery was out there, probably a bit late for me to bother with now, good to know though

Right I'm off to see what rouge on my nipples looks like ~ thanks Ligiea

Pics or it didn't happen...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had know idea this kind of surgery was out there, probably a bit late for me to bother with now, good to know though

Right I'm off to see what rouge on my nipples looks like ~ thanks Ligiea

Pics or it didn't happen..."

I'm gonna try this tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with fake nipples, in fact they are an essential part of my Scaramanga and 'Total Recall Hooker' roleplay evenings.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x

Someone say fake nipples?

You've got the hardest nipples on Fab. "

I was just pleased to see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They look real to me, but I'd be no sort of a scientist if I didn't conduct a thorough investigation to establish the truth of the matter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x "

Well BG we wouldn't mind putting those to the test. Mr on one side Mrs on the other. Just for scientific research of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've rouged mine with Benetint before. It's such a large surface area on me without a defined edge, so it didn't really work.

I have total nipple envy on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had know idea this kind of surgery was out there, probably a bit late for me to bother with now, good to know though

Right I'm off to see what rouge on my nipples looks like ~ thanks Ligiea

Pics or it didn't happen..."

My 1st attempt failed miserably

but did make me chuckle ~ however I've just seen Benetint (which I have ) mentioned so I will try that later

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Tip of the iceberg of the sillycone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm laughing, I've just been accused of having fake nipples.

How does one even respond to that?!

Ps, they're real, I promise!!!

BG x

Well BG we wouldn't mind putting those to the test. Mr on one side Mrs on the other. Just for scientific research of course

Such givers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you buy fake ones, I quite fancy purchasing some

You can.

They come in different shapes, sizes and shades. My friends with mastectomies have them. Look up Pink Perfect.

As a flat nipple woman I fancy having some, thanks!

Breast Form do 'naughty' pokey out ones.

What, like Boldgirl's?

Smartarse

Do you wear fake piercings on your fake nipples?

Now that's just a step too far!

#dissapointed.

Yes, I'm just a constant disappointment

You and me both.

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