FabSwingers.com forum: I didnt want to know. ButvMy ex's ex..is not his ex..open facebook page

By *essThePirate OP Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

Myself and J split. He told me about the second divorce. We dated and etc hard. Then I found out not exclusive..I hit ultimatum and walked...

He said he wasn't ready for a long term relationship. Then he got a sub...heavy negotiation from her master...

Plus he was part of a gangbang team for a couple..

His facebook girlfriend, is a regular relationships......whom I didn't know about until I allowed myself to look him up after six months...keeps post lovely couple pics...which he doesn't know I know...

I have left them but???

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Is this like a who dunnit

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I'm glad I'm smoking summat stupid...

Explains why I can't understand!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Myself and J split. He told me about the second divorce. We dated and etc hard. Then I found out not exclusive..I hit ultimatum and walked...

He said he wasn't ready for a long term relationship. Then he got a sub...heavy negotiation from her master...

Plus he was part of a gangbang team for a couple..

I have left them but???"

i would step away from either the drink or the forums if i were you.

sounds like a messy break up with lots of un truths being told

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Colonel Mustard in the drawing room with a large dildo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry what was the question U were asking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry, I have no clue what is going on. Who's with who and doing what? And where does the D/s come into it? And then Facebook?!

This is like me watching those Spanish soap operas armed just with my B in GCSE Spanish from half a lifetime ago.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Stop looking at ex partners on social media. Your life will be simpler and you can concentrate on your shenanigans and not theirs.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Colonel Mustard in the drawing room with a large dildo?"

Miss Scarlet in the ball room with the rope

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Colonel Mustard in the drawing room with a large dildo?

Miss Scarlet in the ball room with the rope

Miss Minx in the bedroom with the violet wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut up I'm wanking..........watching the hockey!!!!

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By *essThePirate OP Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

OK, Concentrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im lost

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By *essThePirate OP Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

She is still posting pics of the two of them as happy as almost engaged...half the. Time he was after my knickers. I have kept quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and J split. He told me about the second divorce. We dated and etc hard. Then I found out not exclusive..I hit ultimatum and walked...

He said he wasn't ready for a long term relationship. Then he got a sub...heavy negotiation from her master...

Plus he was part of a gangbang team for a couple..

I have left them but???"

I know I've had half a bottle of red but your posts never make sense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad I'm smoking summat stupid...

Explains why I can't understand!

Mind passing that? I think it might make this clearer for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hope we're due an apocalypse meteor soon

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

I am guessing that, you and him were together and he was still seeing his ex (as he told you) at the same time. They were actually in a relationship and you were on the side so to speak. He told you he wasnt ready for a serious relationship it was just fun.

Now you have found out that him and his "ex" are serious and have been together throughout your relationship with him

Am i on the right tracks?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I am guessing that, you and him were together and he was still seeing his ex (as he told you) at the same time. They were actually in a relationship and you were on the side so to speak. He told you he wasnt ready for a serious relationship it was just fun.

Now you have found out that him and his "ex" are serious and have been together throughout your relationship with him

Am i on the right tracks?"

If you're right you get an honorary degree in gobbledegook

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Now you have found out that him and his "ex" are serious and have been together throughout your relationship with him

Am i on the right tracks?

If you're right you get an honorary degree in gobbledegook

Its what i majored in

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By *essThePirate OP Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

And you are ???

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over a year ago

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If you're right you get an honorary degree in gobbledegook

Its what i majored in

You can soooo tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/08/16 22:58:51]

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"And you are ???"

Who?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"She is still posting pics of the two of them as happy as almost engaged...half the. Time he was after my knickers. I have kept quiet"

are you asking if you should tell her?

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'm majorly confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad I'm smoking summat stupid...

Explains why I can't understand!

Mind passing that? I think it might make this clearer for me!

Hope it's Jamaican Old Holbern because I think I'll pop round, if that's okay, this sort of intrigue is too much for this time of night!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"She is still posting pics of the two of them as happy as almost engaged...half the. Time he was after my knickers. I have kept quiet"

Maybe they are happy together.

Just because he was in your knickers doesn't mean that they don't have happiness (or what passes for it for them) together.

Leave them alone and live your own life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?

I mean, what?

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"If you're right you get an honorary degree in gobbledegook

Its what i majored in

You can soooo tell

I may have created most of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like watching eastenders after being on a night out ... Confused lool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?

I mean, what?

yea,,,,what?

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"It's like watching eastenders after being on a night out ... Confused lool"

Confusing before a night out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest you just walk away and find someone less complicated?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What?

I mean, what?

yea,,,,what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pqC563bX_w

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I had too much wine or does anyone else not get it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I had too much wine or does anyone else not get it?!

Oops wrong emoji

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Perhaps it will be ok in the morning?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Have I had too much wine or does anyone else not get it?!

She was seeing someone but walked away when he wouldn't be exclusive since he had other things going on like some BDSM and gangbang shenanigans. She has since discovered that he had then and still now has a primary relationship outside of the purely sexual ones. I think.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Have I had too much wine or does anyone else not get it?!

No you haven't and no we dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just wouldn't give a shit if i was you.

if he'd contacted you then fair enough you'd have a right to be pissed off but you've looked him up for what reason?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

It's quite simple, the answer is that deep into extra time, Bobby Moore kicked a long ball out which was collected by Geoff Hurst and the rest is history.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Have I had too much wine or does anyone else not get it?!

Mmm....maybe

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"What?

I mean, what?

This is even worse than the nipples thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I had too much wine or does anyone else not get it?!

Oops wrong emoji

"
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Heh, Freudian slip. Sarcasm at default setting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I had too much wine or does anyone else not get it?!

Don't think I've had enough ! Don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?

I mean, what?

This is even worse than the nipples thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I had too much wine or does anyone else not get it?!

I don't think it's you who's had too much wine

After reading more of OPs posts the ''cheesy dick' one is one of my all time faves but the memory of the smell of breast fed baby poo came flooding back

Good riddance to the dodgy ex OP, onwards and upwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's like watching eastenders after being on a night out ... Confused lool

Confusing before a night out lol"

You will need the drink now

think k might after reading all his

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

What ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sober as fuck and have no fucking clue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I had too much wine or does anyone else not get it?!

Brains as well as beauty

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I feel like I've had a night on the hard stuff after trying to make sense of that....

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?

I mean, what?

This is even worse than the nipples thing

Is it a full moon?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"What?

I mean, what?

This is even worse than the nipples thing

Is it a full moon?"

I think;after the posts tonight, it must be!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Why is she not joining in the conversation?

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"What?

I mean, what?

This is even worse than the nipples thing

Is it a full moon?

I think;after the posts tonight, it must be!"

*howls*

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"And you are ???"

Poirot done it wiv a bit of help from ze french maid.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Colonel Mustard in the drawing room with a large dildo?

Miss Scarlet in the ball room with the rope

Miss Minx in the bedroom with the violet wand

That's not a crime. That's a fantasy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"What?

I mean, what?

This is even worse than the nipples thing

Is it a full moon?"

Actually, I think it is!

that explains it all!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why is she not joining in the conversation?

Too much rum perhaps?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Why is she not joining in the conversation?

Too much rum perhaps? "

Ah ha me hearties! Where's me parrot!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why is she not joining in the conversation?

Too much rum perhaps?

Ah ha me hearties! Where's me parrot!

He's trying to make sense of it all too

"Polly want a cracker"

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Why is she not joining in the conversation?

Too much rum perhaps?

Ah ha me hearties! Where's me parrot!

Ah ha me hearties! Where's me parrot! Where's me parrot! Squark

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Why is she not joining in the conversation?

Too much rum perhaps?

Ah ha me hearties! Where's me parrot!

He's trying to make sense of it all too

"Polly want a cracker""

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"What?

I mean, what?

This is even worse than the nipples thing

Is it a full moon?"

Oh yeah it kind of is

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

Never thought I'd need subtitles for something I'm reading...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Why is she not joining in the conversation?

Too much rum perhaps?

Ah ha me hearties! Where's me parrot!

Ah ha me hearties! Where's me parrot! Where's me parrot! Squark"

I think he must have left

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Does this thread taste of Rohipnol?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Never thought I'd need subtitles for something I'm reading...

Tut, don't even try, think we're all struggling with it!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Does this thread taste of Rohipnol?"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What?

I mean, what?

This is even worse than the nipples thing

Is it a full moon?

Oh yeah it kind of is

It was last night so we still have the pull tonight.

I know people poo poo the full moon/lunacy connection but every month the Fab Lounge confirms it.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"What?

I mean, what?

This is even worse than the nipples thing

Is it a full moon?

Oh yeah it kind of is

It was last night so we still have the pull tonight.

I know people poo poo the full moon/lunacy connection but every month the Fab Lounge confirms it.

Yep, you are so right!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Do you think he said

"It's not you...its smee"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw them nipples on episode of ladyboys the band. Or was I watching a jellybean advert. Another drink calls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like someones got shipwrecked... pass the rum pirate Master Mate...

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By *all and ChainWoman
over a year ago

Truro

so....

1/ woman joins swinging site

2/ woman meets man and starts swinging

3/ woman discovers, shock horror, that man she met on swinging site is swinging and is not exclusive to her

4/ woman posts on forums hoping for moral support for next stage of her plan, whatever that may be.

there *may* be more to the story, there *may* be some interesting comments from his side of the story.

may as well be on facebook ourselves as reading many of these forum posts

swinging, it ain't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so....

1/ woman joins swinging site

2/ woman meets man and starts swinging

3/ woman discovers, shock horror, that man she met on swinging site is swinging and is not exclusive to her

4/ woman posts on forums hoping for moral support for next stage of her plan, whatever that may be.

there *may* be more to the story, there *may* be some interesting comments from his side of the story.

may as well be on facebook ourselves as reading many of these forum posts

swinging, it ain't..."

Jolly confusing is what it is...

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Chainsaw for sale. One lady owner.

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Arrrrr that it be me hearties....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so....

1/ woman joins swinging site

2/ woman meets man and starts swinging

3/ woman discovers, shock horror, that man she met on swinging site is swinging and is not exclusive to her

4/ woman posts on forums hoping for moral support for next stage of her plan, whatever that may be.

there *may* be more to the story, there *may* be some interesting comments from his side of the story.

may as well be on facebook ourselves as reading many of these forum posts

swinging, it ain't..."

Suggested something similar months ago...you won't believe the vitriolic messages I got.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Is it a full moon?

Oh yeah it kind of is

It was last night so we still have the pull tonight.

I know people poo poo the full moon/lunacy connection but every month the Fab Lounge confirms it.

You're right

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Saw them nipples on episode of ladyboys the band. Or was I watching a jellybean advert. Another drink calls"

Now what are you talking about...it's confusing enough..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a full moon?

Oh yeah it kind of is

It was last night so we still have the pull tonight.

I know people poo poo the full moon/lunacy connection but every month the Fab Lounge confirms it.

You're right

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Is it a full moon?

Oh yeah it kind of is

It was last night so we still have the pull tonight.

I know people poo poo the full moon/lunacy connection but every month the Fab Lounge confirms it.

You're right

LoL. Trufax

If you still have feelings for him stop going on his page. You're only hurting yourself and you're worth more than that.

If u hate him. Tell her. She's getting mugged off.

I had a mate who was with her fella for a year and found out he'd been cheating for the duration. Meals with both families and charming their mums and all sorts.only found out when she cc'd all his friends for a suprise birthday and the other responded.

Sold the bed and moved out of their house they got together. Astounding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet there's a rabbit in a saucepan on a stove in this story somewhere......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now I've got to go and read the nipples thread.

Damn you Fabbers!!!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A pirate with a sub sounds great... can't wait to see the films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sorry I missed your post OP I was watching a weird DVD, this is weirder though. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is your ex. Leave it be

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Perks up...ahhhh the joys of bdsm..l do so love tying them up, watching them wriggle as l get the methylated spirit and matches out...

Ummm where was l, ohhh yes..my advice. .walk away from ex's..enjoy what you had, learn from mistakes made and move on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So have I missed anything. Did we find out who killed JR?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought I was efficient at reading 'jumble', as I can write it myself. But even I struggled with the OP. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had stress dreams that were very weird last night but this has topped it!

When it comes to exes and Facebook, step away. No good will come of it!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Dignity at all costs

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I can't believe this thread is still going

OP, if you want revenge sex let me know

it's a specialty of mine. You can even send him the pics after if you want.

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Dignity at all costs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Myself and J split. He told me about the second divorce. We dated and etc hard. Then I found out not exclusive..I hit ultimatum and walked...

He said he wasn't ready for a long term relationship. Then he got a sub...heavy negotiation from her master...

Plus he was part of a gangbang team for a couple..

I have left them but???"

I hate it when that happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha this is the most bizarre thread I've ever seen! OP talking in riddles and everyone thinking "is it me or was that complete nonsense"

"So me split he Facebook she sub me now engaged he I don't know cat left his cousin d/s what I should do I dunno Nandos is good"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is still posting pics of the two of them as happy as almost engaged...half the. Time he was after my knickers. I have kept quiet"
your knickers were worth it ovs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has the op sobered up or is she hiding

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Can't wait for tonight's episode, I love riddles

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Haha this is the most bizarre thread I've ever seen! OP talking in riddles and everyone thinking "is it me or was that complete nonsense"

"So me split he Facebook she sub me now engaged he I don't know cat left his cousin d/s what I should do I dunno Nandos is good" "

I read that with Jar Jar Banks voice

Hmm yousa point is well seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this thread, it's an education, I've learnt a whole new language.

Goggledegoop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and J split. He told me about the second divorce. We dated and etc hard. Then I found out not exclusive..I hit ultimatum and walked...

He said he wasn't ready for a long term relationship. Then he got a sub...heavy negotiation from her master...

Plus he was part of a gangbang team for a couple..

I have left them but???

I hate it when that happens. "

What happened?

My sipher skills weren't up to it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha this is the most bizarre thread I've ever seen! "

you must be a newbie then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confussed! Yes confussed, not confused. Confussed!

Anyone in the house speak whatthefuckenglish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?

I mean, what?

This is even worse than the nipples thing

Is it a full moon?"

was the night before - i only just seen this and im boggled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're in Corwall OP. Is this Cornish? If it is, i can't understand it. Just like that ice cream advert recently...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha this is the most bizarre thread I've ever seen! "

you must be a newbie then?

My face is doing this....

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Not the first pirate to be jolly roggered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's your ex....leave that shit behind and move on with your life....I didn't really understand what the fuck your post was about so no idea if it's good advice or not x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So no one on where has had a messy break up, from a messy relationship, that has rendered you incapable of rational thought?

When my first marriage ended, I went into melt down, three hours of "all by my self" and half a bottle of JD, and off I went to steal the garden furniture that "I paid for actually" but could only carry one chair (with hindsight, if I had stacked them, I could have got all 4) I feel like a total tit now, and I'm just glad face ache and twater wasn't around then lol

Be nice, everybody hurts

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So no one on where has had a messy break up, from a messy relationship, that has rendered you incapable of rational thought?

Be nice, everybody hurts

I'm really sorry but I am laughing at you only having one garden chair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought the last season of LOST was confusing ...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"So no one on where has had a messy break up, from a messy relationship, that has rendered you incapable of rational thought?

Be nice, everybody hurts

I'm really sorry but I am laughing at you only having one garden chair.

Me too. Sorry. Tragedy + time = comedy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think exes and social media go well together. At least not until enough time has passed that it doesn't feel quite so raw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this thread, it's an education, I've learnt a whole new language.

Goggledegoop. "

Is that the same as gobbledegook but a bit different?

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over a year ago

"So no one on where has had a messy break up, from a messy relationship, that has rendered you incapable of rational thought?

Be nice, everybody hurts

I'm really sorry but I am laughing at you only having one garden chair.

You'll find three similar, if not identical, on Gumtree. Good luck with the search

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over a year ago

"I like this thread, it's an education, I've learnt a whole new language.

Goggledegoop.

Is that the same as gobbledegook but a bit different?

Joking aside, many of us, myself have taken the piss a bit today, but we've probably all experienced a shitty breakup.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like this thread, it's an education, I've learnt a whole new language.

Goggledegoop.

Is that the same as gobbledegook but a bit different?

Joking aside, many of us, myself have taken the piss a bit today, but we've probably all experienced a shitty breakup."

Which is probably why we feel ok taking the piss. I did start out with being sensible and kept it up as long as I could.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Joking aside, many of us, myself have taken the piss a bit today, but we've probably all experienced a shitty breakup."

Luckily I haven't, I've always dumped and moved on

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I did start out with being sensible and kept it up as long as I could."

Yes one can inly keep it up so long

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I did start out with being sensible and kept it up as long as I could.

Yes one can inly keep it up so long

I do my best but some of them just flag and flogging doesn't work in the long run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up next on the jeremy kyle show!

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Is this like a who dunnit"

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I don't think exes and social media go well together. At least not until enough time has passed that it doesn't feel quite so raw."

This

and exes are exes for a reason

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

You're a pirate. Sail away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're a pirate. Sail away

Sail away, sail away, sail away love that song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself and J split. He told me about the second divorce. We dated and etc hard. Then I found out not exclusive..I hit ultimatum and walked...

He said he wasn't ready for a long term relationship. Then he got a sub...heavy negotiation from her master...

Plus he was part of a gangbang team for a couple..

I have left them but???"

Bunny boiler

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over a year ago

"I like this thread, it's an education, I've learnt a whole new language.

Goggledegoop.

Is that the same as gobbledegook but a bit different?

Joking aside, many of us, myself have taken the piss a bit today, but we've probably all experienced a shitty breakup.

Which is probably why we feel ok taking the piss. I did start out with being sensible and kept it up as long as I could.

You did well......

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over a year ago

"Joking aside, many of us, myself have taken the piss a bit today, but we've probably all experienced a shitty breakup.

Luckily I haven't, I've always dumped and moved on

#heartbreaker.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"And you are ???"

Mr ddc.

But why bring me into it? I was simply lurking quietly minding my own business..

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over a year ago

"So no one on where has had a messy break up, from a messy relationship, that has rendered you incapable of rational thought?

Be nice, everybody hurts

I'm really sorry but I am laughing at you only having one garden chair.

The funny part was, 2 years later, when I came to terms with the split and realised that it was the best thing for both of us, and moved on, I wrapped it in a bow, and gave it back to her for her birthday, it was classic, reuniting the four chairs, and realising because i had kept it in a shed, it hadn't faded like the others, and stuck out like a big green thumb lol

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By *ust banterMan
over a year ago

bradford

"I'm sorry, I have no clue what is going on. Who's with who and doing what? And where does the D/s come into it? And then Facebook?!

This is like me watching those Spanish soap operas armed just with my B in GCSE Spanish from half a lifetime ago."

Hahah bang on!!

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have no idea what you mean. Really bad grammar and confusing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So no one on where has had a messy break up, from a messy relationship, that has rendered you incapable of rational thought?

Be nice, everybody hurts

I'm really sorry but I am laughing at you only having one garden chair.

Perfect! What an illustration for moving on.

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

I hate riddles...just give it to them straight!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way late to this thread but it's made my afternoon. Well done guys x

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