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"Mine would be ... realising i hadnt bought the ticket  "You know I just had the same thought | |||
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"Mine would be ... realising i hadnt bought the ticket
You know I just had the same thought "Great minds | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha" Ive saved all my 2 squids and i am.cooking them shortly  | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha" I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me." Noooo hes already sorted it with me | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me "You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you  | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you "Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies "Or ..... we could split it ...i will buy jelly babies with mine | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies "I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help  | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies
Or ..... we could split it ...i will buy jelly babies with mine "How many jelly babies do you think half a million could buy? I just googled it but there was no answer. Think of the storage issues! | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies
I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help "Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet | |||
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"I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help "I'd pop to the Lakes and think it over | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies
Or ..... we could split it ...i will buy jelly babies with mine
How many jelly babies do you think half a million could buy? I just googled it but there was no answer.
Think of the storage issues!"well i thought about that and was going to buy a warehouse just for them | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies
Or ..... we could split it ...i will buy jelly babies with mine
How many jelly babies do you think half a million could buy? I just googled it but there was no answer.
Think of the storage issues!well i thought about that and was going to buy a warehouse just for them "One step ahead ...i am seperating the colours to ...as i only like black and red | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies
I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help
Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet "At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up. | |||
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"I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help
I'd pop to the Lakes and think it over " | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies
I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help
Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet
At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up."Put a hat on ...simples | |||
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"So you've won 42 million, what's next? " not again.. I'm still trying to spend the last lot | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies
I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help
Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet
At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.
Put a hat on ...simples "It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats. | |||
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"So you've won 42 million, what's next? " Tell my boss I wanna pay rise... | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies
I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help
Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet
At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.
Put a hat on ...simples
It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats."Have you got a big head or somthing ... stick an elastic band round it so it wont come off | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies
I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help
Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet
At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.
Put a hat on ...simples
It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats.
Have you got a big head or somthing ... stick an elastic band round it so it wont come off "Thats the hat not your head incase you were wondering | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies
I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help
Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet
At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.
Put a hat on ...simples
It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats.
Have you got a big head or somthing ... stick an elastic band round it so it wont come off ":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour  | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies
I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help
Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet
At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.
Put a hat on ...simples
It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats.
Have you got a big head or somthing ... stick an elastic band round it so it wont come off
:D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour"Oooo dont panic got it sorted ..cover your self in mud you will be fine | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies
I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help
Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet
At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.
Put a hat on ...simples
It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats.
Have you got a big head or somthing ... stick an elastic band round it so it wont come off
:D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour
Oooo dont panic got it sorted
..cover your self in mud you will be fine "But then how can I do my part-time job as a human light-house on the coast of Cumbria by shining a light on my naked self and spinning around on cliff tops at night? | |||
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":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour
Oooo dont panic got it sorted
..cover your self in mud you will be fine "Or he can hide under my boobs | |||
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":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour
Oooo dont panic got it sorted
..cover your self in mud you will be fine
Or he can hide under my boobs "Finally, a sensible suggestion | |||
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"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me. Noooo hes already sorted it with me
You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you
Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies
I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help
Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet
At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.
Put a hat on ...simples
It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats.
Have you got a big head or somthing ... stick an elastic band round it so it wont come off
:D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour
Oooo dont panic got it sorted
..cover your self in mud you will be fine
But then how can I do my part-time job as a human light-house on the coast of Cumbria by shining a light on my naked self and spinning around on cliff tops at night?"Find a new job which involves mud and a floppy hat for your ginger hair | |||
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":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour
Oooo dont panic got it sorted
..cover your self in mud you will be fine
Or he can hide under my boobs
Finally, a sensible suggestion"What .... mine isnt sensible | |||
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":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour
Oooo dont panic got it sorted
..cover your self in mud you will be fine
Or he can hide under my boobs
Finally, a sensible suggestion
What .... mine isnt sensible " | |||
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"So you've won 42 million, what's next? " Meeting lots of long lost family and friends  | |||
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":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour
Oooo dont panic got it sorted
..cover your self in mud you will be fine
Or he can hide under my boobs
Finally, a sensible suggestion
What .... mine isnt sensible "It's slightly impractical. I suggest you spend time with your nearest local redhead in order to discover their needs | |||
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"So you've won 42 million, what's next? Meeting lots of long lost family and friends "A bit careless to lose that many  | |||
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":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour
Oooo dont panic got it sorted
..cover your self in mud you will be fine
Or he can hide under my boobs
Finally, a sensible suggestion
What .... mine isnt sensible
It's slightly impractical. I suggest you spend time with your nearest local redhead in order to discover their needs"Lol there are only 2 left footed feety people from where im from No redheaded people | |||
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"Right guys, I'm off to Newyork. It's been a blast. I've just sent a email for my interest in the LA apartment. Just waiting for my confirmation email from national lottery." Im hiding in the suitcase | |||
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":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour
Oooo dont panic got it sorted
..cover your self in mud you will be fine
Or he can hide under my boobs
Finally, a sensible suggestion
What .... mine isnt sensible
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":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour
Oooo dont panic got it sorted
..cover your self in mud you will be fine
Or he can hide under my boobs
Finally, a sensible suggestion
What .... mine isnt sensible
It's slightly impractical. I suggest you spend time with your nearest local redhead in order to discover their needs
Lol there are only 2 left footed feety people from where im from
No redheaded people "If you ever spot one, perhaps you should put up signs similar to those road signs warning about red squirrels. We're an endangered species, you know. | |||
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":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour
Oooo dont panic got it sorted
..cover your self in mud you will be fine
Or he can hide under my boobs
Finally, a sensible suggestion
What .... mine isnt sensible
It's slightly impractical. I suggest you spend time with your nearest local redhead in order to discover their needs
Lol there are only 2 left footed feety people from where im from
No redheaded people
If you ever spot one, perhaps you should put up signs similar to those road signs warning about red squirrels. We're an endangered species, you know."No way really ...i bet you can find loads of them on here | |||
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"If you ever spot one, perhaps you should put up signs similar to those road signs warning about red squirrels. We're an endangered species, you know." Like hedgehogs, and I love them  | |||
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"If you ever spot one, perhaps you should put up signs similar to those road signs warning about red squirrels. We're an endangered species, you know. Like hedgehogs, and I love them "Awwww yes hedgehogs are cute ... | |||
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