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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...a small part of me thinks yes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Offer them cake.

Anyway, I thought you'd left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care. Just bend over.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Under 30 they will be chuffed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Offer them cake.

Anyway, I thought you'd left.

Left fab? No I never said that

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Why would they? If they have already agreed to meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP i dont reckon they will be dissatisfied

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am I the only one who thought that joke was funny?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I wonder the same

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Am I the only one who thought that joke was funny?"

It was such a small joke I didn't want to titter and deflate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think PMA

Positive Mental Attitude...

No negative thoughts allowed, we all have our trepidation, our thoughts of what if.

Go enjoy your first...

Dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op are you new to fab? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op are you new to fab? Xxx"

What gave that away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the matter with your body? You've got a peach of an arse. What's your penis measuring in at?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the matter with your body? You've got a peach of an arse. What's your penis measuring in at?"

I'll tell you when you move to doncaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If what they see in pics is what they get then there should be no surprises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder the same

Me too

I as sat here only last night wondering it cakes first meet will be dissatisfied with his body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op are you new to fab? Xxx

What gave that away?

Nothing I just want to complement you on your pro n pics. It's not often a newbie single man has such a well thought out pro. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my god

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

oh totally..they will find out they cant eat you all at once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op are you new to fab? Xxx

What gave that away?

Nothing I just want to complement you on your pro n pics. It's not often a newbie single man has such a well thought out pro. Xxx"

Bless ya

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I wonder the same

Me too

I as sat here only last night wondering it cakes first meet will be dissatisfied with his body

We will have to find out when he meets someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's the matter with your body? You've got a peach of an arse. What's your penis measuring in at?"

Probably not two hand potatoes with an overhang, given this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the matter with your body? You've got a peach of an arse. What's your penis measuring in at?

Probably not two hand potatoes with an overhang, given this thread.

He did say a small part

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again"

I gave you a response to that. It was obvious, really, but not as much as fun as going off at a tangent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again"

Maybe you over estimate your comedic value???

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again"

Are you on the Face Pic Friday thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again

Maybe you over estimate your comedic value???

Maybe my comedic value is shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the matter with your body? You've got a peach of an arse. What's your penis measuring in at?

Probably not two hand potatoes with an overhang, given this thread.

He did say a small part

*mic drop*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the matter with your body? You've got a peach of an arse. What's your penis measuring in at?

Probably not two hand potatoes with an overhang, given this thread.

Baby new potatoes maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the matter with your body? You've got a peach of an arse. What's your penis measuring in at?

Probably not two hand potatoes with an overhang, given this thread.

He did say a small part

*mic drop*"

We'll played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again"

Never joke about the size of your penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice arse though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again

Never joke about the size of your penis. "

Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice arse though "

Like wise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice arse though

Like wise

sorry

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is

It's better not to worry about it and talk about other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again

Never joke about the size of your penis.

Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is

Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again

Never joke about the size of your penis.

Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is

Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke!"

Not by everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definetly not xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again

Never joke about the size of your penis.

Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is

Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke!"

That's fine. A woman who doesn't get my humour is not a woman I want to have an intimate relationship with. Sense of humour is important me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again

Never joke about the size of your penis.

Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is

Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke!

That's fine. A woman who doesn't get my humour is not a woman I want to have an intimate relationship with. Sense of humour is important me "

Aw! You're a keeper.

Enjoy the fora.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again

Never joke about the size of your penis.

Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is

Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke!

That's fine. A woman who doesn't get my humour is not a woman I want to have an intimate relationship with. Sense of humour is important me

Aw! You're a keeper.

Enjoy the fora.

Sarcasm?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"...a small part of me thinks yes "

Is it in?

I've never been the same since she asked.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again

Never joke about the size of your penis.

Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is

Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke!

That's fine. A woman who doesn't get my humour is not a woman I want to have an intimate relationship with. Sense of humour is important me

Aw! You're a keeper.

Enjoy the fora.

Sarcasm?"

Nooo! Genuinely meant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again

Never joke about the size of your penis.

Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is

Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke!

That's fine. A woman who doesn't get my humour is not a woman I want to have an intimate relationship with. Sense of humour is important me

Aw! You're a keeper.

Enjoy the fora.

Sarcasm?

Nooo! Genuinely meant.

I'm sure. Nice to meet you though

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Nooo! Genuinely meant.

I'm sure. Nice to meet you though

Lickety is lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.

Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.

Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.

Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.

Never again"

I'm glad you cleared that up for me. It's late. I'm tired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would quite like to bite your bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nooo! Genuinely meant.

I'm sure. Nice to meet you though

Lickety is lovely

Yea she does seem lovely. Wasn't meant be insulting or anything

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