FabSwingers.com forum: I'm over here !!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So why can't you see me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said that?

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

I've been meaning to go to the opticians...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because there's millions of you!!

You need a USP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see your never regions ..and I'm 220 miles away, dam I have good eye sight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because there's millions of you!!

You need a USP

USP ?

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"I can see your never regions ..and I'm 220 miles away, dam I have good eye sight

I can see those gigantic binoculars glued to your eyes

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Because there's millions of you!!

You need a USP

USP ? "

Unique Selling Point. Something that makes you stand out from the rest.

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

"Because there's millions of you!!

You need a USP

I come with free tea and biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like your username.....

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can see your never regions ..and I'm 220 miles away, dam I have good eye sight

I can see those gigantic binoculars glued to your eyes

They were going cheap I couldn't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking I'm going blind

Either that or I only have eyes for...

The ladies

Dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because there's millions of you!!

You need a USP

USP ? "

Isn't that a computer port

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like your username.....

xxx"

MoreThanJust.......A cock pic?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Because you have disengaged from your thread last night but others are still commenting on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do like your username.....

xxx

MoreThanJust.......A cock pic? "

MoreThanJust......... The rest is to be left for the imagination

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm giving it my all,but I'm not the guy you're taking home.

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People do still have imagination no ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far away? But still so near! Lights go on... music dies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like your username.....

xxx

MoreThanJust.......A cock pic? "

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than just ....a chocolate hobnob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's Grim "Up North" and I don't want my mascara to run...it's not waterproof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I keep dancing on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two left feet ...but sssshhh dont tell anyone

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"I have two left feet ...but sssshhh dont tell anyone

Where did you get them from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two left feet ...but sssshhh dont tell anyone

Where did you get them from?"

I woke up with them ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because there's millions of you!!

You need a USP

I come with free tea and biscuits

You can come back in 30 yrs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously awesome tune though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because there's millions of you!!

You need a USP

USP ?

Isn't that a computer port

Jolly hockey sticks! So it is old bean

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