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Most bizarre thing your pet has destroyed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got home to find my lounge beanbag has been torn apart by my dog, who was sat in the mess wagging her tail. She is now in the dog house.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

My Christmas tree. Got home last year and my 2 monsters were sat around it looking very pleased with themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My silicon male masturbator toy... the cats ate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My self confidence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My self confidence "

Is it a T Rex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My self confidence

Is it a T Rex?"

An abusive gerbil

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Someone else's dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 5 year Labrador that when he was young ate my house from top to bottom, I had to replace just about everything, carpets, door frames, sofas, more shoes that I can remember, the most bizarre thing he attacked was the bathroom bin, he ripped it to bits trying to get in and proudly walked into the living room with a used tampon hanging from his mouth

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

The guide dog puppy ate money, ate shoes and an ottoman.

The new puppy Leo eats walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my cats liked to destroy earbuds, another made a hole in the sofa and the plasterboard wall. XXX

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I had a house rabbit who decided to strip the wallpaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago my dad had a parrot and when we got home at night he would let him out ... This parrot would eat anything and drink anything !! One night my dad after a few whiskys woke up in the chair to the parrot by his side grinding up what looked like a polo only to discover when he felt a bit chilly that he had in fact turned every button on his best shirt to talcum powder! From the collar to the cuffs

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

my dog used to destroy cardboard egg boxes, did manage to take the eggs out undamaged first though.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Had a house rabbit that ate 2 pairs of shoes, numerous socks, a fair length of speaker cable, one of my shirts and the wheel of a pushchair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I (Mr) was 13 I had a pet rat, among other rodents and insectcts . She was called Cleo, pure white with red eyes and contrary to popular belief, incredibly timid and friendly. Loved to lick my fingers with her little nobbley rat tongue, like a cat tongue but smaller.

Anyway,

I made the mistake of leaving my school tie close to her cage one night which she proceeded to chew up and turn it into what looked like a very comfortable bed .

Next day at school I got pulled up for not having my tie on. When I said my rat ate it I got 3 days detention. .

Silver lining......

I brought her in at the end of term and said the teacher who gave me detention was terrified .

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I forgot about the parrot, too many things to mention but the computer did pull through in the end

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Silver lining......

I brought her in at the end of term and said the teacher who gave me detention was terrified ."

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

my cat ate a 10 pond note to bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I (Mr) was 13 I had a pet rat, among other rodents and insectcts . She was called Cleo, pure white with red eyes and contrary to popular belief, incredibly timid and friendly. Loved to lick my fingers with her little nobbley rat tongue, like a cat tongue but smaller.

Anyway,

I made the mistake of leaving my school tie close to her cage one night which she proceeded to chew up and turn it into what looked like a very comfortable bed .

Next day at school I got pulled up for not having my tie on. When I said my rat ate it I got 3 days detention. .

Silver lining......

I brought her in at the end of term and said the teacher who gave me detention was terrified ."

I had rats that did that to my curtains

Lesson learned, don't put rodent cages near your window

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

my cat ate a 10 pound note to bit

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

my cat ate a 10 pound note to bit s

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By *ittleWetOneWoman
over a year ago

Midlands/London

mine has done the tampon thing too. Why? Just why?!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

My sons dog chewed his log book for the car and his wallet containing 80 quid

Wonderful animal

What a hassle getting it all sorted out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came home one Christmas and our dog ice eaten a full box of lint lindor chocolate, the really bizarre thing was it had unwrapped every single one without damaging any of the wrapping

Also once hate my electric toothbrush..got home to bits of copper and coil all over my living room floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a staffy years ago who ate A plastic Dr Who Tardis money box with 22 £ coins in it, only got £19 pound back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Labrador who about to have puppies ripped up a feather mattress in the bedroom ,feathers feathers everywhere

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

A dog I was looking after ate a pair of tights off the line. Not a huge problem, until she needed to shit them out again......she needed assistance, but didn't particularly care for us pulling long, long nylon from her arse. So she ran around the garden getting shit everywhere while we pulled and pulled the tights .....

Bloody dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A former dog ( long deceased ) destroyed my sex life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember years ago on my daughters birthday we had hired a bouncy castle etc done a big buffet invited loads of people as you do

We had a white boxer at the time and put him upstairs in the bedroom out the way because he was very boisterous and to excitable to be around kids

Anyway it was about half an hour or so before people were due to arrive and he had managed to get the door open, came bounding downstairs and before I could stop him he had jumped up and was actually stood in the table and food eating for his life before I cought him and pulled him off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone else's dinner "

My Doberman stole my friend's cooked Christmas turkey.

My daughter's dog destroys tampons,that she steals from bags.

My dog destroys shoes,socks,coat-hangers,pegs,pens,chest of drawers,hair clips,brooms,feather dusters,golf tees,my kitchen trolley legs...the list is endless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet rat once escaped and some how found its way into my terrapin tank and ate half of a terrapin..gutted was only a kid at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog ate my homework.......honestly!

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton

My cat coming in through the cat flap on christmas day with a "hot turkey leg" and growling at me when i tried to take it of him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a house rabbit who decided to strip the wallpaper."

Our cats keep stripping the wallpaler.

When Steve was a lot younger and still at school he left a Mars bar (other confectionery is also available) in his satchel and his sisters boxer dog ripped it apart overnight to get at the Mars bar.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

One of my cats likes to destroy kitchen rolls. Only almost brand new ones, at that.

He doesn't discriminate though, I had a loo roll in the kitchen since I'd mysteriously run out of kitchen roll and he murdered that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My labrador when he was a puppy used eat my bras it's not like theye are cheap to buy ffs! Bless him he's an old boy now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my dog chewed up an exes butt plug. i felt very ew about that, but did laugh.

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