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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.

I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.

So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.

Sorry Penis, I tried

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Wait for the forum ladies to want to fuck you

Good luck

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

You've been here only a week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried offering them cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.

I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.

So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.

Sorry Penis, I tried "

Haha, you and me both pal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried offering them cake? "

After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youre a great poet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.

I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.

So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.

Sorry Penis, I tried "

you're fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried offering them cake?

After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...

"

CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics,more cock pics chicks dig cock pics you're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Youre a great poet "

Thanks but I'm a guy so it's a rap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried offering them cake?

After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...

CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?"

How long before you can have cake ready?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've been here only a week?"

Yea there wasn't many

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried offering them cake?

After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...

CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?

How long before you can have cake ready? "

With my baking skills? Never. I'll see my nan on the weekend. She's a good baker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Youre a great poet

Thanks but I'm a guy so it's a rap "
oh lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Youre a great poet

Thanks but I'm a guy so it's a rap oh lol "

Don't worry about it

*mic drop*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried offering them cake?

After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...

CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?"

You need a cock in a piece of cake pic, the chicks will dig that for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a pic of you holding the cake can be sent on your first message. Thats sure to get some replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried offering them cake?

After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...

CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?

You need a cock in a piece of cake pic, the chicks will dig that for sure "

Muffin works best.

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD


"Have you tried offering them cake?

After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...

CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?

You need a cock in a piece of cake pic, the chicks will dig that for sure "

But-wait for cake to cool down first!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried offering them cake?

After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...

CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?

You need a cock in a piece of cake pic, the chicks will dig that for sure

But-wait for cake to cool down first!! "

Yea good point. I'll turn the hob under custard off as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a picture of your penis on your profile, just 1, standing sideways on, hands by your sides and full mast penis dangling free, also have a picture of your body with just your jaw in shot if you don't want a face pic public but do send a face pic with your opening message. Someone's gonna want to meet you soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried offering them cake?

After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...

CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?

You need a cock in a piece of cake pic, the chicks will dig that for sure "

Be nice now Roxi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a picture of your penis on your profile, just 1, standing sideways on, hands by your sides and full mast penis dangling free, also have a picture of your body with just your jaw in shot if you don't want a face pic public but do send a face pic with your opening message. Someone's gonna want to meet you soon. "

Good advice. If I do, will you move closer to doncaster please. I'm not asking much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake pics,more cake pics chicks dig cake pics you're welcome"

Fixed that for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a picture of your penis on your profile, just 1, standing sideways on, hands by your sides and full mast penis dangling free, also have a picture of your body with just your jaw in shot if you don't want a face pic public but do send a face pic with your opening message. Someone's gonna want to meet you soon.

Good advice. If I do, will you move closer to doncaster please. I'm not asking much"

What and leave my beautiful country, no chance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a picture of your penis on your profile, just 1, standing sideways on, hands by your sides and full mast penis dangling free, also have a picture of your body with just your jaw in shot if you don't want a face pic public but do send a face pic with your opening message. Someone's gonna want to meet you soon.

Good advice. If I do, will you move closer to doncaster please. I'm not asking much

What and leave my beautiful country, no chance!"

You're being very unreasonable teabags

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD


"Have you tried offering them cake?

After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...

CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?

You need a cock in a piece of cake pic, the chicks will dig that for sure

But-wait for cake to cool down first!!

Yea good point. I'll turn the hob under custard off as well"

Cake AND custard?? Surely can't fail to impress!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.

I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.

So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.

Sorry Penis, I tried "

I am sure everyone with a fanny in a 50 mile radius feels soooo special!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.

I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.

So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.

Sorry Penis, I tried

I am sure everyone with a fanny in a 50 mile radius feels soooo special! "

I hope someone does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.

I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.

So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.

Sorry Penis, I tried

I am sure everyone with a fanny in a 50 mile radius feels soooo special!

I hope someone does "

I think it's called the splatter gun approach!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.

I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.

So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.

Sorry Penis, I tried

I am sure everyone with a fanny in a 50 mile radius feels soooo special!

I hope someone does

I think it's called the splatter gun approach!"

To be honest I didn't message a huge amount of people. I wonder if I'm being too picky.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.

I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.

So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.

Sorry Penis, I tried "

oh well OP I'm sure your cock appreciates all the copying and paste job you done on his behalf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get that cake between your butt cheeks, that'll wow them

I'm not stalking you btw.... Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.

I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.

So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.

Sorry Penis, I tried

I am sure everyone with a fanny in a 50 mile radius feels soooo special!

I hope someone does

I think it's called the splatter gun approach!

To be honest I didn't message a huge amount of people. I wonder if I'm being too picky.

"

I rarely find people within a 50 mile radius that I want to fuck on here. Happy to remain picky and have a few mind blowing encounters rather than a local average fumble!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get that cake between your butt cheeks, that'll wow them

I'm not stalking you btw.... Honest "

I wouldn't mind if you was. Still not stalking my inbox though are ya x

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