FabSwingers.com forum: tips on pulling milfs???

By *orthantsvwe OP Man
over a year ago

northants

Hey guys i have had older ladies before as i do generally prefer it anyone got any tips on pulling an older lady?thanks-will xx

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...make sure you bend your knees, then lean backwards and pull with shoulders and arms... Stay anchored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer to pay for a sitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...make sure you bend your knees, then lean backwards and pull with shoulders and arms... Stay anchored

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply pick them up and throw them over your shoulder into a fireman's lift and walk away with them. Their mothering instincts will kick in and they will be naturally drawn to your strength and ability to protect her family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer a Wethers original, chloroform and a nice embroidered hankie. Works a treat everytime!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Hey guys i have had older ladies before as i do generally prefer it anyone got any tips on pulling an older lady?thanks-will xx

What happened to the older ladies you've had.?? Have you misplaced them.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys i have had older ladies before as i do generally prefer it anyone got any tips on pulling an older lady?thanks-will xx

On here? Start with a profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys i have had older ladies before as i do generally prefer it anyone got any tips on pulling an older lady?thanks-will xx

Don't treat them like or label them an 'older lady'. Just confidently approach them as you would any other women you desire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For God sake get rid of the fucking warning at the bottom of your bio.

Also, check your grammer and maybe get rid of the smiling faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you make a decent cup of tea and does your bedroom door have a lock?

On the subject of bedrooms,what pattern is your duvet cover and is it a single bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take her shopping for some nice comfy slippers, women love shoes no matter what age. But drive slow, they hate speedsters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you make a decent cup of tea and does your bedroom door have a lock?

On the subject of bedrooms,what pattern is your duvet cover and is it a single bed? "

I make an excellent cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes."

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

....oh...and don't call them milfs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't call the milfs perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get a younger one and wait for her to age.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though! "

I'll revise my statement to a stout length of rope, a chair, and a whip

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I would consider your approach will be the same as with non mothers, maybe more flexibility shown for child care

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tena lady

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Don't call us miles away or an older lady fantasy fuck!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

*milfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....oh...and don't call them milfs."

It's better than auld slappa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though!

I'll revise my statement to a stout length of rope, a chair, and a whip

and olive oil?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Hey guys i have had older ladies before as i do generally prefer it anyone got any tips on pulling an older lady?thanks-will xx

Wink,vodka and ,lube up knob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't call them Milfs. They don't want to be seen as some fantasy.

They are women like any normal woman. Treat them the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys i have had older ladies before as i do generally prefer it anyone got any tips on pulling an older lady?thanks-will xx

Wink,vodka and ,lube up knob.

Or lube-up. Unless you're sounding

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though!

I'll revise my statement to a stout length of rope, a chair, and a whip

and olive oil? "

Olive Oyl isn't really my type.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Don't call them Milfs. They don't want to be seen as some fantasy.

They are women like any normal woman. Treat them the same "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you make a decent cup of tea and does your bedroom door have a lock?

On the subject of bedrooms,what pattern is your duvet cover and is it a single bed?

I make an excellent cup of tea.

Then you're perfect for us mature ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may want to not call them it though. I know what you meant but raging hormones can make our emotions fragile.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Offer a Wethers original, chloroform and a nice embroidered hankie. Works a treat everytime!"

What ??? no custard creams ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though!

I'll revise my statement to a stout length of rope, a chair, and a whip

and olive oil?

Olive Oyl isn't really my type."

I'll attempt to pop (your) eye (s) out though. ..

not in a horror fillum fasion you understand?

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over a year ago

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though!

I'll revise my statement to a stout length of rope, a chair, and a whip

and olive oil?

Olive Oyl isn't really my type.

I'll attempt to pop (your) eye (s) out though. ..

not in a horror fillum fasion you understand? "

Blimey this thread has taken a strange turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offer a Wethers original, chloroform and a nice embroidered hankie. Works a treat everytime!"

It worked on you, although the wurthers was half sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though!

I'll revise my statement to a stout length of rope, a chair, and a whip

and olive oil?

Olive Oyl isn't really my type.

I'll attempt to pop (your) eye (s) out though. ..

not in a horror fillum fasion you understand?

Blimey this thread has taken a strange turn"

play on words Mancunian....xx

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By *orthantsvwe OP Man
over a year ago

northants

No that was my bad ladies the last lady i was with always refered to her self as one so force of habit i suppose the entirety of what im trying to say is do you people think women sometimes prefer younger men or do they feel older men are better i suppose its opwn to each individual though thanks guys and sorry those i may have offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though!

I'll revise my statement to a stout length of rope, a chair, and a whip

and olive oil?

Olive Oyl isn't really my type.

I'll attempt to pop (your) eye (s) out though. ..

not in a horror fillum fasion you understand?

Blimey this thread has taken a strange turn

play on words Mancunian....xx"

Sorry English isn't my first language cos I'm from ooop north

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By *orthantsvwe OP Man
over a year ago

northants

And what have i started lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit some bars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you make a decent cup of tea and does your bedroom door have a lock?

On the subject of bedrooms,what pattern is your duvet cover and is it a single bed?

I make an excellent cup of tea.

Then you're perfect for us mature ladies

Oh I know.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though!

I'll revise my statement to a stout length of rope, a chair, and a whip

and olive oil?

Olive Oyl isn't really my type.

I'll attempt to pop (your) eye (s) out though. ..

not in a horror fillum fasion you understand?

Blimey this thread has taken a strange turn

play on words Mancunian....xx

Sorry English isn't my first language cos I'm from ooop north"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what happened to bludgeons & parcel tape?

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"No that was my bad ladies the last lady i was with always refered to her self as one so force of habit i suppose the entirety of what im trying to say is do you people think women sometimes prefer younger men or do they feel older men are better i suppose its opwn to each individual though thanks guys and sorry those i may have offended

It's very much down to the individual. There's no blanket statement that can apply. Some women like younger men, some like older some like their own age and vice versa with men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though!

I'll revise my statement to a stout length of rope, a chair, and a whip

and olive oil?

Olive Oyl isn't really my type.

I'll attempt to pop (your) eye (s) out though. ..

not in a horror fillum fasion you understand?

Blimey this thread has taken a strange turn

play on words Mancunian....xx

Sorry English isn't my first language cos I'm from ooop north"

an eager tongue and good strong knees is all ya need boyo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though!

I'll revise my statement to a stout length of rope, a chair, and a whip

and olive oil?

Olive Oyl isn't really my type.

I'll attempt to pop (your) eye (s) out though. ..

not in a horror fillum fasion you understand?

Blimey this thread has taken a strange turn

play on words Mancunian....xx

Sorry English isn't my first language cos I'm from ooop north

an eager tongue and good strong knees is all ya need boyo"

I'd just get you to sit on my face, I'd be there for the night

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though!

I'll revise my statement to a stout length of rope, a chair, and a whip

and olive oil?

Olive Oyl isn't really my type.

I'll attempt to pop (your) eye (s) out though. ..

not in a horror fillum fasion you understand?

Blimey this thread has taken a strange turn

play on words Mancunian....xx

Sorry English isn't my first language cos I'm from ooop north

an eager tongue and good strong knees is all ya need boyo

Knee pads or a kneeling mat from the garden can help with weak knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offer to pay for a sitter

Ha ha....love this quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though!

I'll revise my statement to a stout length of rope, a chair, and a whip

and olive oil?

Olive Oyl isn't really my type.

I'll attempt to pop (your) eye (s) out though. ..

not in a horror fillum fasion you understand?

Blimey this thread has taken a strange turn

play on words Mancunian....xx

Sorry English isn't my first language cos I'm from ooop north

an eager tongue and good strong knees is all ya need boyo

I'd just get you to sit on my face, I'd be there for the night

see now, my left knee isn't great and I've weak ankles so

I'd advise getting a third person in to assist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes.

I'll roar like the foul mouthed ranting Milf I am though!

I'll revise my statement to a stout length of rope, a chair, and a whip

and olive oil?

Olive Oyl isn't really my type.

I'll attempt to pop (your) eye (s) out though. ..

not in a horror fillum fasion you understand?

Blimey this thread has taken a strange turn

play on words Mancunian....xx

Sorry English isn't my first language cos I'm from ooop north

an eager tongue and good strong knees is all ya need boyo

I'd just get you to sit on my face, I'd be there for the night

see now, my left knee isn't great and I've weak ankles so

I'd advise getting a third person in to assist. "

More the merrier, we are after all swingers so it's allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to prefer men a little older than me but can now honestly say I have no preference with age! If there's an attraction then age,race, sex or size is irrelevant xx

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Go to Milf club at the Vanilla Alternative

Next one is 14th sept 11am-3pm

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By *orthantsvwe OP Man
over a year ago

northants

Ooo i may have to have a look at that acctually thanks lovely

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By *orthantsvwe OP Man
over a year ago

northants

Yeah suppose it is down to opinion everyones different thanks for your opinion

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"....oh...and don't call them milfs."

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Set preferences to 85 -99, according to tastes.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I generally find a stout length of rope sufficient for haulage purposes."

Lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"...make sure you bend your knees, then lean backwards and pull with shoulders and arms... Stay anchored

And lol again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Patience is the key lol"

Get yer coat.....

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

You must a tractor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offer to pay for a sitter

Ha ha....love this quote

I'm Scottish so wouldn't offer to do this myself

If the op's feeling flush though,n it's the only thing preventing a possible meet......

Practical problem solving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offer a Wethers original, chloroform and a nice embroidered hankie. Works a treat everytime!

It worked on you, although the wurthers was half sucked

And that's why I recommended it

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

But her a kitten, older woman love kittens, the more the merrier

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Sssssh...milf in the room

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Hang around your local bingo hall with your trousers around your ankles!

Works for me!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

dont call them milfs for a start..

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Helps if you're grown up in attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys i have had older ladies before as i do generally prefer it anyone got any tips on pulling an older lady?thanks-will xx

My tip is

Just do the same as you did when you pulled the last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of Iceland vouchers might catch their eye.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Treat them like actual human beings rather than a fantasy for a start. Oh, and scatter cushions. Bitches love soft furnishings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an expression I find odd as not everyone over a certain child producing age is a mother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys i have had older ladies before as i do generally prefer it anyone got any tips on pulling an older lady?thanks-will xx

Doesnt it depend on what they are like individually?

You cant just catch them in a net like Dick Dastardly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant just catch them in a net like Dick Dastardly"

Sorry but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop calling them milfs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop calling them milfs? "

I have to be honest I hate the terms milf and cougar

They just make me cringe

If a guy ever mails me with either I just don't reply

If I'm honest its the main reason I don't meet young guys, they are just fixated on age and when they keep going on about me being the older woman it makes me feel shit about my age, I don't find it flattering at all and I don't need constantly reminding of my age from a guy who's trying to get in my knickers of all people

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Stop calling them milfs?

I have to be honest I hate the terms milf and cougar

They just make me cringe

If a guy ever mails me with either I just don't reply

I'm wondering why (some) men feel the need to treat women differently after they reach a certain age. Don't we all deserve the same level of respect?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

He's local to everyone so can't see why he's having an issue

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Hey guys i have had older ladies before as i do generally prefer it anyone got any tips on pulling an older lady?thanks-will xx

Wink,vodka and ,lube up knob.

Or lube-up. Unless you're sounding

Ffs that explains the friction burns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear a strawberry mivi is great bait for catching the lesser spotted tawny Milf.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"I hear a strawberry mivi is great bait for catching the lesser spotted tawny Milf. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's local to everyone so can't see why he's having an issue

He probably couldn't come up with the goods.

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