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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I am sat watching TV after a yummy tea. It's getting dark and I haven't got round to drawing the curtains.

Something caught the corner of my eye, and what should be stood at the patio doors looking at me?.. a fox!.

Not what I was expecting and half scared me to death.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It wanted to watch telly too.

I hope you're over your fright.

I have one (urban) that sleeps on my doorstep sometimes. It's very nonchalant about moving out of the way when I get home late.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

chicken

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"chicken"

Foxes like chickens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a fox that sleeps in the middle of our road.

It doesn't matter if I come home at 1 or 4am he is always there.

I'm surprised he hasn't been killed.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I was collecting the Christmas turkey one year when saw Mr fox slavering and drooling hoping that I would drop it or wondering whether it was worth fighting me for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute! I remember coming home from babysitting one night when i was 16 and there was a badger just by the porch so i couldnt get in..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

when we were kids we were in the front room watching tv when all of a sudden a massive great dane peered through the patio window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was collecting the Christmas turkey one year when saw Mr fox slavering and drooling hoping that I would drop it or wondering whether it was worth fighting me for it "

This sounds like a Dickensian tale.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"chicken"
no it was a fox!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

also, when i was at school a local farmer lost 2 of his bullocks (steady!!)...we were on the field during lunch laying at the bottom of the mudhills when all of a sudden one of them appeared at the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when we were kids we were in the front room watching tv when all of a sudden a massive great dane peered through the patio window"

Edna ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"chicken

Foxes like chickens. "

It must have smelt my dinner. I roasted a chicken tonight.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"when we were kids we were in the front room watching tv when all of a sudden a massive great dane peered through the patio window

Edna ? "

i think i might be too young for that joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"also, when i was at school a local farmer lost 2 of his bullocks (steady!!)...we were on the field during lunch laying at the bottom of the mudhills when all of a sudden one of them appeared at the top "

Only you would attract one bullock!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jay woke up one day and looked out the window and a whole herd of cows in his garden and only a few weeks ago a whole lot of sheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jay woke up one day and looked out the window and a whole herd of cows in his garden and only a few weeks ago a whole lot of sheep"

I like sheep. That would be cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when we were kids we were in the front room watching tv when all of a sudden a massive great dane peered through the patio window

Edna ?

i think i might be too young for that joke "

Dane Edna.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"when we were kids we were in the front room watching tv when all of a sudden a massive great dane peered through the patio window

Edna ?

i think i might be too young for that joke

Dane Edna. "

And all the same letters too.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

When i was younger about 9/10 my next door neighbour was looking after me (living in countryside, it was pitch black). she went out to get some coal from the passageway and her bf who lived a few doors down grabbed her leg through the catflap. We all screamed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When i was younger about 9/10 my next door neighbour was looking after me (living in countryside, it was pitch black). she went out to get some coal from the passageway and her bf who lived a few doors down grabbed her leg through the catflap. We all screamed "

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"When i was younger about 9/10 my next door neighbour was looking after me (living in countryside, it was pitch black). she went out to get some coal from the passageway and her bf who lived a few doors down grabbed her leg through the catflap. We all screamed "

He'd gone through the field and climbed over the garden hedge.

And people wonder why i dont like the dark lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I am sat watching TV after a yummy tea. It's getting dark and I haven't got round to drawing the curtains.

Something caught the corner of my eye, and what should be stood at the patio doors looking at me?.. a fox!.

Not what I was expecting and half scared me to death. "

My brother lived in woodland in Holland. When I visited...I woke up to deer, ducks, geese sitting outside the French doors one morning.

I was awaiting bluebirds to fly in and clean the house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cousin has Kangaroos in her back garden. I wouldn't go out.

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