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"You do realise 'I was looking forward to a bath' is code for 'I need a lady wank', don't you OP?"   | |||
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"Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! " I'm very Glad I'm Engaged Now and My Profile Ain't Viewable anymore stops Me getting messages like this when I "was" single and everyone could view My profile from all the random guys on!!!!!      . | |||
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"Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! I'm very Glad I'm Engaged Now and My Profile Ain't Viewable anymore stops Me getting messages like this when I "was" single and everyone could view My profile from all the random guys on!!!!! ."You used to get messages about someone being up to their elbows in shit? | |||
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"ffs,,at 1st glance I thought this thread was called "man cunt,,ladies don't read"" I thought it was going to be a guy moaning about being inundated with messages from unsuitable women who hadn't used the magic code word written in his profile because they hadn't read it. Alas, it was plumbing related. | |||
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"I bet you have a bit left over after you have put it all back together" A bit like IKEA flat pack, where is the Herfenfluegen meant to go.....
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"Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! I'm very Glad I'm Engaged Now and My Profile Ain't Viewable anymore stops Me getting messages like this when I "was" single and everyone could view My profile from all the random guys on!!!!! ."What the heck has that to do with anything and do you have any idea what happened to the last person who over-used emojiis on here? | |||
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"ffs,,at 1st glance I thought this thread was called "man cunt,,ladies don't read" I thought it was going to be a guy moaning about being inundated with messages from unsuitable women who hadn't used the magic code word written in his profile because they hadn't read it. Alas, it was plumbing related." Me too, I was kind of hoping it was ~ re address the balance & all that. | |||
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"Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! I'm very Glad I'm Engaged Now and My Profile Ain't Viewable anymore stops Me getting messages like this when I "was" single and everyone could view My profile from all the random guys on!!!!! ."How odd. Are you engaged then? | |||
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"Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! I'm very Glad I'm Engaged Now and My Profile Ain't Viewable anymore stops Me getting messages like this when I "was" single and everyone could view My profile from all the random guys on!!!!! .
How odd. Are you engaged then? "I thought she was single. | |||
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"I'm waiting for the OP to return and tell us if Screwfix was open amd if they had the right component. I hope he went with Fluidmaster rather than generic." Let's hope the OP is reading this. If you are and you're still in Screwfix, can you get me a new ballcock, please? Mine is sticking. | |||
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"I'm waiting for the OP to return and tell us if Screwfix was open amd if they had the right component. I hope he went with Fluidmaster rather than generic. Let's hope the OP is reading this. If you are and you're still in Screwfix, can you get me a new ballcock, please? Mine is sticking. " Cue the double entrendres about lube and ballcocks | |||
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"Surely Cilit Bang would have been easier. " Clit bang.... | |||
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"ffs,,at 1st glance I thought this thread was called "man cunt,,ladies don't read"" You would! Lol | |||
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"Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! I'm very Glad I'm Engaged Now and My Profile Ain't Viewable anymore stops Me getting messages like this when I "was" single and everyone could view My profile from all the random guys on!!!!! .
How odd. Are you engaged then?
I thought she was single. "You obviously haven't read the other threads where she said she was engaged then | |||
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"Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! I'm very Glad I'm Engaged Now and My Profile Ain't Viewable anymore stops Me getting messages like this when I "was" single and everyone could view My profile from all the random guys on!!!!! .
What the heck has that to do with anything and do you have any idea what happened to the last person who over-used emojiis on here? " | |||
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"Bitches ¯\_ _/¯ "Clever. | |||
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"Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! " why was You doing it anyway? | |||
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"Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! I'm very Glad I'm Engaged Now and My Profile Ain't Viewable anymore stops Me getting messages like this when I "was" single and everyone could view My profile from all the random guys on!!!!! .
What the heck has that to do with anything and do you have any idea what happened to the last person who over-used emojiis on here? "Is he still chained up in your basement? | |||
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"I'm waiting for the OP to return and tell us if Screwfix was open amd if they had the right component. I hope he went with Fluidmaster rather than generic. Let's hope the OP is reading this. If you are and you're still in Screwfix, can you get me a new ballcock, please? Mine is sticking. " Answers few questions... No didn't know it was code for lady bath wank. I checked before hand on closing times. Bought generic part. Didn't have bits left over. Licketysplits are you psychic, went for citern ball cock valve and when I got back home found the effing thing didn't come with a ball and original was different. Oh, human sinus, this country's snoring champion. Anyway back of two of the toilets are still 1/4" coated in limescale....god I wish I still drank, what a day. Still pleased it allowed mirth and joviality amongst you all, lol x | |||
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"I'm waiting for the OP to return and tell us if Screwfix was open amd if they had the right component. I hope he went with Fluidmaster rather than generic. Let's hope the OP is reading this. If you are and you're still in Screwfix, can you get me a new ballcock, please? Mine is sticking. Answers few questions... No didn't know it was code for lady bath wank. I checked before hand on closing times. Bought generic part. Didn't have bits left over. Licketysplits are you psychic, went for citern ball cock valve and when I got back home found the effing thing didn't come with a ball and original was different. Oh, human sinus, this country's snoring champion. Anyway back of two of the toilets are still 1/4" coated in limescale....god I wish I still drank, what a day. Still pleased it allowed mirth and joviality amongst you all, lol x "Exceedingly amusing #threadoftheday | |||
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"You'd have finished the job quicker if you hadn't stopped to post this thread "Thread of the day. | |||
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"Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! I'm very Glad I'm Engaged Now and My Profile Ain't Viewable anymore stops Me getting messages like this when I "was" single and everyone could view My profile from all the random guys on!!!!! ."Are you engaged to Justin Bieber? | |||
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"Still not sure why ladies can't read it.. We are told not to do something we... Well I generally do "Didn't want you lovely ladies thinking I normally rant and swear about you all  | |||
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OP You do know that phosphoric acid is 100 x more effective on limescale than vinigar don't you? you can buy it by the gallon in liquid form, add tomamine and salt to make it into a foaming paste for areas outside the waterline, give it 30 minutes and rinse well.
but keep it off aluminium, screws that up badly | |||
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Now, have a gold star for silliest thread of the day and run along and rejoin the class. | |||
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"Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! " Did you put a sign up for her to read? | |||
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