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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

A lot do

Some don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

5 weeks, 6 meets. The short answer is yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup.. but due to constant let downs It's at clubs and parties only x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex

5 weeks, 6 meets. The short answer is yes."

Hello to you

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hmm is the problem 'fab women' or could it be something else?

Advise section can be a good forum

Good luck

Mr B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not another one ......chill put yourself out there it will happen eventually i was here for 2 months before i met anyone

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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago

Near enough

I meet most weeks, so the answer is yes. Women on here do meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

What have you tried?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short answer yes I do meet.

Ask for profile feedback and I'm sure the ladies that also meet will be able to clarify why you're having trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

Top class fanny do not trawl the internet sex sites looking for a cock pic or desperate bloke..my honest opinion I've found is it's big girls who may .

Couples.. it's surprising there's loads of stunning fanny out there wanting to share so my advice is get a fb..anything with a pulse will do and get copy & pasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex

Top class fanny do not trawl the internet sex sites looking for a cock pic or desperate bloke..my honest opinion I've found is it's big girls who may .

Couples.. it's surprising there's loads of stunning fanny out there wanting to share so my advice is get a fb..anything with a pulse will do and get copy & pasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup.. but due to constant let downs It's at clubs and parties only x"

Seriously why would anyone let you down. Stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm down mate

It may be a swinger site but you need to work at it its not that women are going to just fall at your feet if you ask them for a shag

Chat enjoy and relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 weeks 5 meets so yes. Just a case of being patient message woman being respectful and maybe talk about her profile, compliment her without being crude. Engage a woman's mind first

Hang around on the forums get chatting. Good luck bud x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I enjoy wanking quite alot so i never ever class myself as desperate, i woukdve thought women in this day and age would be a bit more free giving but it appears not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy wanking quite alot so i never ever class myself as desperate, i woukdve thought women in this day and age would be a bit more free giving but it appears not "

What do you mean "free giving"?

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "
Some do and some just like to string you along and chat forever online And always washing their hair the night you ask them to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read your profile. I wouldn't meet you either. 'Don't bore me, please'? Gawd. "

Yeah, you may want to touch it up a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you didn't ask but I know if I get messages with no face picture I just delete it without even reading it. Maybe put a few more pics on even in private and attach to message, some woman like the whole package not just a cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just read your profile. I wouldn't meet you either. 'Don't bore me, please'? Gawd.

Yeah, you may want to touch it up a bit.

You think it would help ?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I enjoy wanking quite alot so i never ever class myself as desperate, i woukdve thought women in this day and age would be a bit more free giving but it appears not "

stick with what you enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy wanking quite alot so i never ever class myself as desperate, i woukdve thought women in this day and age would be a bit more free giving but it appears not "

Yeah cos having a woman that wants to have sex with you is the equivalent of a wank, or in your opinion just a slightly better upgrade. Yeah you're gonna do great on here

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I know you didn't ask but I know if I get messages with no face picture I just delete it without even reading it. Maybe put a few more pics on even in private and attach to message, some woman like the whole package not just a cock "
Women show their pussy as well with no face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I enjoy wanking quite alot so i never ever class myself as desperate, i woukdve thought women in this day and age would be a bit more free giving but it appears not

Yeah cos having a woman that wants to have sex with you is the equivalent of a wank, or in your opinion just a slightly better upgrade. Yeah you're gonna do great on here

So are you saying that a bloke can make you feel better than you can yourself ? Im a little confussled

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

As I said, lots do and others not.

But obviously you are finding that they are not shagging you.

Consider your approach, how you market yourself and things may improve.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy wanking quite alot so i never ever class myself as desperate, i woukdve thought women in this day and age would be a bit more free giving but it appears not "

You mean "easy"???

Yeah women only join here so they can lie back and let anyone jump aboard......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have a picture of my arse hole with a turtle head hanging out and I'd still get 100's of messages and meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, some do. It is about demographics, some areas are more fab active, usually it is north england.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I originally had a cock pic as profile pic and gives of a bad impression.

Ask for advice in help section also new comers may feel awkward with you saying you're not new to the scene try put about you not all about sex.

A few women have helped me here and guys and I am very grateful as I now have a decent profile I think looking back to my orginal it was sleazy and desperate.

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I could have a picture of my arse hole with a turtle head hanging out and I'd still get 100's of messages and meets. "

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I meet women all the time. I've actually met 2 from this thread.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with op. I changed my profile round, hung around the forums and I always send respectful messages to women.

It's been 2 hours since I've done all that and NOTHING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy wanking quite alot so i never ever class myself as desperate, i woukdve thought women in this day and age would be a bit more free giving but it appears not

Yeah cos having a woman that wants to have sex with you is the equivalent of a wank, or in your opinion just a slightly better upgrade. Yeah you're gonna do great on here

So are you saying that a bloke can make you feel better than you can yourself ? Im a little confussled "

Yes, my vibrator is a quick fix when I'm ovulating and the extra hormone production increases my libido and I just need to cum to stop my head bouncing off the walls and eating chocolate. A guy can make me a cuppa tea, tickle my back, eat his own spunk straight from my cunt and all those kinds of crazy things that a dildo isn't capable of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So would none of you be remotely interested in metting me ? Because my profile looks boring ? We dont pull up a chair in smiths and read a book before deciding to buy it

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Try going to a club and mingle with women n couples then who knows you might score in a club first then on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read your profile. I wouldn't meet you either. 'Don't bore me, please'? Gawd.

Yeah, you may want to touch it up a bit.

You think it would help ? "

Definitely.

We all know why we're here but your profile may come across as slightly rude to people that may be interested initially.

Also might want to mention a few things about yourself. Likes and dislikes. Might seem pointless but it does help. Also mention what type of person you're looking for.

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just read your profile. I wouldn't meet you either. 'Don't bore me, please'? Gawd. "

Ive met. Wouldnt dream of even messaging you never mind meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So would none of you be remotely interested in metting me ? Because my profile looks boring ? We dont pull up a chair in smiths and read a book before deciding to buy it"

What works for one thing, may not work for the other.

A book shop and a swingers site are two different things

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I enjoy wanking quite alot so i never ever class myself as desperate, i woukdve thought women in this day and age would be a bit more free giving but it appears not

Yeah cos having a woman that wants to have sex with you is the equivalent of a wank, or in your opinion just a slightly better upgrade. Yeah you're gonna do great on here

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Try the advice forum

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"So would none of you be remotely interested in metting me ? Because my profile looks boring ? We dont pull up a chair in smiths and read a book before deciding to buy it"

You're missing the point by so far.

Go on the advice section, read and think. Posting more on here is only going to make things harder.

Mr B

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just read your profile. I wouldn't meet you either. 'Don't bore me, please'? Gawd.

Yeah, you may want to touch it up a bit.

You think it would help ?

Definitely.

We all know why we're here but your profile may come across as slightly rude to people that may be interested initially.

Also might want to mention a few things about yourself. Likes and dislikes. Might seem pointless but it does help. Also mention what type of person you're looking for.

Well im a rather open person, im well mannored polite opens doors etc etc , and im looking for a woman, any type of woman has a chance really i like to purchase that book then find out about its contents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP

As I said, lots do and others not.

But obviously you are finding that they are not shagging you.

Consider your approach, how you market yourself and things may improve.

Good luck

OP this is the best advise you're going to get

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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago

Near enough

"So would none of you be remotely interested in metting me ? Because my profile looks boring ? We dont pull up a chair in smiths and read a book before deciding to buy it"

Maybe not, but there has to be something to draw the reader in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So would none of you be remotely interested in metting me ? Because my profile looks boring ? We dont pull up a chair in smiths and read a book before deciding to buy it"

I would chat to you if you were closer. I'm finding you interesting and intriguing.

However most women on here aren't like me.

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By *lashersteve69Man
over a year ago

chester

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex

5 weeks, 6 meets. The short answer is yes."

I would love to be your 7th?

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

I stopped reading when I read your status

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

i do but not everyone who messages me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do women meet, yes

Do women meet you not so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

Ask for profile advice if you can't see where you are going wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So would none of you be remotely interested in metting me ? Because my profile looks boring ? We dont pull up a chair in smiths and read a book before deciding to buy it

Maybe not, but there has to be something to draw the reader in..."

Like a good blurb

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

"So would none of you be remotely interested in metting me ? Because my profile looks boring ? We dont pull up a chair in smiths and read a book before deciding to buy it"

No, but books tend to have that bit inside the jacket that tell you a bit about the author and what the story is about.

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By *atie ShayTV/TS
over a year ago

"I agree with op. I changed my profile round, hung around the forums and I always send respectful messages to women.

It's been 2 hours since I've done all that and NOTHING!"

Come on ladies the poor lads been waiting two hours, get your act together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree with op. I changed my profile round, hung around the forums and I always send respectful messages to women.

It's been 2 hours since I've done all that and NOTHING!"

It's brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree with op. I changed my profile round, hung around the forums and I always send respectful messages to women.

It's been 2 hours since I've done all that and NOTHING!

It's brilliant!!

Hey a reply...Wana fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy wanking quite alot so i never ever class myself as desperate, i woukdve thought women in this day and age would be a bit more free giving but it appears not "

Im off for a wank any one want to help x

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex

Top class fanny do not trawl the internet sex sites looking for a cock pic or desperate bloke..my honest opinion I've found is it's big girls who may .

Couples.. it's surprising there's loads of stunning fanny out there wanting to share so my advice is get a fb..anything with a pulse will do and get copy & pasting

oooooh now that's a plan if only he could get a girl to talk to him let alone agree to play as his partner in crime

your mean you know you have just offered him the holy grail with out any means of reaching it let alone touching it

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By *ornyrider1970Man
over a year ago

Stafford

Theres alot who meet on here women wise but not all will click with you. Depends on what your values are. Do you want a quick fuck? Are you looking for like minded sexy friends or a relationship. If a relationship the move on to a dating site...actually theres proberbly more women who are a quick fuck type on one of those. Oh and a word of warning watch out for the crazy ones!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read your profile. I wouldn't meet you either. 'Don't bore me, please'? Gawd. "

Pm so!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So would none of you be remotely interested in metting me ? Because my profile looks boring ? We dont pull up a chair in smiths and read a book before deciding to buy it"

I read the blurb,look at the cover and read a little of the first paragraph. I don't blindly take anything from a shelf and hope it's going to interest me.

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

See my veris, I meet loads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot do

Some don't

Or some do

A lot don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, we never meet. We all just sit here looking pretty to wind you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to!

Sometimes they reality of life gets in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, look at your profile as though you were a woman on here and answer honestly.

Would you message your profile as it is?

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

"Nope, we never meet. We all just sit here looking pretty to wind you up.

Lol

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

After some of your responses on here OP, you aren't painting yourself in a good light.

Go to the advice section and stop expecting every woman to want to jump on your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read your profile. I wouldn't meet you either. 'Don't bore me, please'? Gawd. "

I Wouldn't meet you if I was Single!!! your profile is a instant turn off!!! you need to be on the what's wrong with my profile thread!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

Some men just don't seem capable of talking to a woman normally. If a guy messages "sit on my face baybz" block...if all he can talk about is what he wants to do to me ...block. It's not rocket science surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, we never meet. We all just sit here looking pretty to wind you up.

*snigger *

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Nope, we never meet. We all just sit here looking pretty to wind you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, we never meet. We all just sit here looking pretty to wind you up.

Thought so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll meet you OP, ignore these negative ninnys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So would none of you be remotely interested in metting me ? Because my profile looks boring ? We dont pull up a chair in smiths and read a book before deciding to buy it

I read the blurb,look at the cover and read a little of the first paragraph. I don't blindly take anything from a shelf and hope it's going to interest me. "

I download a sample to read on the kindle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones I met do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting for sex I'm not sure about, but my tea diary is starting to fill up.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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What is it you want OP?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Meeting for sex I'm not sure about, but my tea diary is starting to fill up.

Do you have fruit tea, also I like a dainty China cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to meet all the time on my single profile, had a few regular guys I used to meet

Now got a couple profile Wiv one of the regular guys who has became my other half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeting for sex I'm not sure about, but my tea diary is starting to fill up.

Do you have fruit tea, also I like a dainty China cup

I have a variety of fruit teas, green teas, oolong and assam. You can only have a dainty cup if you raise your pinky when you drink.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Meeting for sex I'm not sure about, but my tea diary is starting to fill up.

Do you have fruit tea, also I like a dainty China cup

I have a variety of fruit teas, green teas, oolong and assam. You can only have a dainty cup if you raise your pinky when you drink."

I wouldn't dream of holding my cup and other way Hatter

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I meet.....I had a meet last night but then I am part of a couple so maybe that's why it's easier for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have a picture of my arse hole with a turtle head hanging out and I'd still get 100's of messages and meets. "

That's the difference between men and woman I guess but just my opinion that a face picture does it for me I didn't say on his profile pic but set to private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeting for sex I'm not sure about, but my tea diary is starting to fill up.

Do you have fruit tea, also I like a dainty China cup

I have a variety of fruit teas, green teas, oolong and assam. You can only have a dainty cup if you raise your pinky when you drink.

I wouldn't dream of holding my cup and other way Hatter

Then you are welcome for tea any time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meet when I want too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read your profile. I wouldn't meet you either. 'Don't bore me, please'? Gawd.

Yeah, you may want to touch it up a bit.

You think it would help ?

Definitely.

We all know why we're here but your profile may come across as slightly rude to people that may be interested initially.

Also might want to mention a few things about yourself. Likes and dislikes. Might seem pointless but it does help. Also mention what type of person you're looking for.

Funny you should say that, as to me you come across as rude, arrogant and that you expect women to fall at your feet. You say on your profile that you are tall and slender and a non smoker. We'll I'm a short, pudgy smoker, all three things that rule me out with a good proportion of the people on here. Yet I've never felt the need to come on the forums creating threads about not getting to meet anyone, as I do meet people, sometimes for drinks, sometimes for sex, sometimes for both. The difference is attitude and respect. Until you learn that, you will continue to be disappointed with Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All single women profiles on here are actually bots controlled by Sydney university, the site is a massive social experiment to discover the most benal question in the universe, I think we're getting close to an answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. We do.

But we are choosy- we can afford to be.

Any hint of a fella looking for a free hooker would put us off.

Your comment about "free giving" hints at that.

Any hint of arrogance puts us off- that line in your profile- you know which one- gives that impression.

Cock pictures as profile pictures puts many off.

No face picture- puts most off!

Are you getting the idea yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All single women profiles on here are actually bots controlled by Sydney university, the site is a massive social experiment to discover the most banal question in the universe, I think we're getting close to an answer."

Fify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience patience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience patience"

Are you Shags' protégé?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience patience

Are you Shags' protégé?

Sorry but missed the reference

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

A profile picture that isn't your cock? And some public pictures too would help your cause

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

Nope. None of them. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. We do.

But we are choosy- we can afford to be.

Any hint of a fella looking for a free hooker would put us off.

Your comment about "free giving" hints at that.

Any hint of arrogance puts us off- that line in your profile- you know which one- gives that impression.

Cock pictures as profile pictures puts many off.

No face picture- puts most off!

Are you getting the idea yet?

Can you clarify what it is you are getting at please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience patience

Are you Shags' protégé?

Sorry but missed the reference

Shag Tonight- forum stalwart - standard phrase is 'you need patience'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy wanking quite alot so i never ever class myself as desperate, i woukdve thought women in this day and age would be a bit more free giving but it appears not "

And if you read that back ... right there is your answer ..good luck cos you flipping need it

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I like the cock

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"So would none of you be remotely interested in metting me ? Because my profile looks boring ? We dont pull up a chair in smiths and read a book before deciding to buy it"

Actually bookshops encourage you to spend time on your selection

From my own _iew point. Your profile has no photos for me to see. I do find the line about boring you abrupt and rude!

The rest tells me nothing to make me think you would match my profile desires.

Sorry :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but not 365 days a year, and to meet the male to female ratio, we'd have to for every guy to get shagged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fify

Thanks sugar butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So would none of you be remotely interested in metting me ? Because my profile looks boring ? We dont pull up a chair in smiths and read a book before deciding to buy it

Actually bookshops encourage you to spend time on your selection

From my own _iew point. Your profile has no photos for me to see. I do find the line about boring you abrupt and rude!

The rest tells me nothing to make me think you would match my profile desires.

Sorry :/

Hit the nail on the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yea ALL of them do and are utterly gaggin for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read your profile. I wouldn't meet you either. 'Don't bore me, please'? Gawd.

I Wouldn't meet you if I was Single!!! your profile is a instant turn off!!! you need to be on the what's wrong with my profile thread!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ."

Are you ok,you seem a little angsty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex

5 weeks, 6 meets. The short answer is yes."

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So would none of you be remotely interested in metting me ? Because my profile looks boring ? We dont pull up a chair in smiths and read a book before deciding to buy it"

No but we don't go in and pick any random book just because it has a picture of a cock on either!! We either get recommended to read it or have read the re_iews (ie your bio) and it sounds interesting to us. Getting my drift ?

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By *aucyscotMan
over a year ago

Penzance

Is this a real question?

Yes it's a sex site but woman want/need to feel more than just somewhere to empty your balls!

Woman have their absolute pick on this site so getting a meet can be tricky sometimes. So you need to be something more than other profiles. It sounds like you just want a quick " hump and dump" anyway.

Try going in the chat rooms. Especially your regional one. Usually the same people frequent them so they will get to know you from chatting. Im not sure whether that will be a good thing or bad thing in your case. You seem too busy wanking to do anything other then look for a quick shag. P.S don't go in asking" who wants a shag" lol I think you'll find yourself ignored or stand by for a barrage of shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read your profile. I wouldn't meet you either. 'Don't bore me, please'? Gawd.

I Wouldn't meet you if I was Single!!! your profile is a instant turn off!!! you need to be on the what's wrong with my profile thread!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ."

A tad harsh! Your status could be a little confusing to some but hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding a meet is easy enough. Women are either looking for physical specimens or genuine people. Or both.

Be a nice guy and you will find meets

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I think your profile comes across as abrupt and negative. SallyS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read your profile. I wouldn't meet you either. 'Don't bore me, please'? Gawd.

I Wouldn't meet you if I was Single!!! your profile is a instant turn off!!! you need to be on the what's wrong with my profile thread!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .

A tad harsh! Your status could be a little confusing to some but hey ho"

A Ho Wouldn't meet up with this!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read your profile. I wouldn't meet you either. 'Don't bore me, please'? Gawd.

I Wouldn't meet you if I was Single!!! your profile is a instant turn off!!! you need to be on the what's wrong with my profile thread!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .

A tad harsh! Your status could be a little confusing to some but hey ho

A Ho Wouldn't meet up with this!!!!!!

Sorry you've lost me completley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read your profile. I wouldn't meet you either. 'Don't bore me, please'? Gawd.

I Wouldn't meet you if I was Single!!! your profile is a instant turn off!!! you need to be on the what's wrong with my profile thread!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .

A tad harsh! Your status could be a little confusing to some but hey ho

A Ho Wouldn't meet up with this!!!!!!

Catfish.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The ones I met do "

Ah but you're nice and lovely and you respect women and know that just because a woman is on here she is not here to provide you with sex.

Though I would with you

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Meeting for sex I'm not sure about, but my tea diary is starting to fill up.

Again, you are lovely

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

OP this is not Instashag, nor do the women have to give it freely to you.

We are on here for our own reasons. We meet men who we want to and who we like the look of.

We don't meet men who cba with their profile, who have a bad attitude towards women or who think women looking for an interesting sex life should shag anything.

We make our own choices and we have a huge pool of men to pick from. A guy has to stand out, in a good way, to get picked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeting for sex I'm not sure about, but my tea diary is starting to fill up.

I need to be on that list dear Hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy wanking quite alot so i never ever class myself as desperate, i woukdve thought women in this day and age would be a bit more free giving but it appears not "

free giving ....what decade do you think we live in....are you expecting a tavern full of buxom bar wenches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

I angst....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had two social meets with the same gorgeous lady. Hope there are many more and not just social meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeting for sex I'm not sure about, but my tea diary is starting to fill up.

I need to be on that list dear Hatter

You do indeed sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems late summer / early autumn is a fine time to meet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Meeting for sex I'm not sure about, but my tea diary is starting to fill up.

I need to be on that list dear Hatter

You do indeed sweet.

But which list?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Meeting for sex I'm not sure about, but my tea diary is starting to fill up.

Do you have fruit tea, also I like a dainty China cup

I have a variety of fruit teas, green teas, oolong and assam. You can only have a dainty cup if you raise your pinky when you drink.

I wouldn't dream of holding my cup and other way Hatter

Then you are welcome for tea any time.

Why thankyou kind Hatter

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Meeting for sex I'm not sure about, but my tea diary is starting to fill up.

I need to be on that list dear Hatter

You do indeed sweet.

But which list?

The next tea party one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calm down mate

It may be a swinger site but you need to work at it its not that women are going to just fall at your feet if you ask them for a shag

Chat enjoy and relax"

This exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my first reply to a forum message, and sorry if it's been said previously. But your profile to me is just so aggressive! Try toning it down a bit!

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West

"I enjoy wanking quite alot so i never ever class myself as desperate, i woukdve thought women in this day and age would be a bit more free giving but it appears not "

Don't be a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I originally had a cock pic as profile pic and gives of a bad impression.

Ask for advice in help section also new comers may feel awkward with you saying you're not new to the scene try put about you not all about sex.

A few women have helped me here and guys and I am very grateful as I now have a decent profile I think looking back to my orginal it was sleazy and desperate.

Yours is a drastic improvement. One of very few who seem to have taken the advice they were given, rather than complain and do nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I originally had a cock pic as profile pic and gives of a bad impression.

Ask for advice in help section also new comers may feel awkward with you saying you're not new to the scene try put about you not all about sex.

A few women have helped me here and guys and I am very grateful as I now have a decent profile I think looking back to my orginal it was sleazy and desperate.

Yours is a drastic improvement. One of very few who seem to have taken the advice they were given, rather than complain and do nothing.

Yes I agree yet still needs work ,, listen to the advice given.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeting for sex I'm not sure about, but my tea diary is starting to fill up.

I need to be on that list dear Hatter

You do indeed sweet.

But which list?

Both

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

Some just arrange a meet then give it up as a bad job if you don't log in for a few hours apparently

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yes, some do. It is about demographics, some areas are more fab active, usually it is north england."

No it's not Shag, it's about attraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frustrating indeed

Have sent 10 messages this evening - 5 "been read", 2 deleted, 3,unread.

Understand that there is a big imbalance of ladies / men on the site but wee bit frustrated at lack of responses

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Frustrating indeed

Have sent 10 messages this evening - 5 "been read", 2 deleted, 3,unread.

Understand that there is a big imbalance of ladies / men on the site but wee bit frustrated at lack of responses

It happens. You can't expect instantaneous responses, or indeed any response at all. People are people. They have their own wants, needs, desires, and moods. Sometimes you'll strike lucky; sometimes you'll strike out. Don't be deterred

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Frustrating indeed

Have sent 10 messages this evening - 5 "been read", 2 deleted, 3,unread.

Understand that there is a big imbalance of ladies / men on the site but wee bit frustrated at lack of responses

I have been on here for 10 yrs now, I no longer send preemptive messages. I talk to people on the forums, but to be let down after many attempts at meeting because I wasn't on line.....well I just feel empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isnt 1 thing in your profile that would even get me to message you

you say not to bore you but frankly your profile is boring

harsh yes but true

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"There isnt 1 thing in your profile that would even get me to message you

you say not to bore you but frankly your profile is boring

harsh yes but true"

That's cool, I like a harsh woman, especially if they an expert in Peanut Butter application

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There isnt 1 thing in your profile that would even get me to message you

you say not to bore you but frankly your profile is boring

harsh yes but true

That's cool, I like a harsh woman, especially if they an expert in Peanut Butter application

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes there are real women on here, they're just too busy chatting on the forums to meet.

(battens down the hatches and prepares for the incoming storm)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**waves** I meet and sometimes have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some girls will, some girls won't

Some girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don't

Well, I know I've got the fever but I don't know why

Some say they will and some girls lie

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I do women on fab

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

"Some girls will, some girls won't

Some girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don't

Well, I know I've got the fever but I don't know why

Some say they will and some girls lie

You're showing your age x lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some girls will, some girls won't

Some girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don't

Well, I know I've got the fever but I don't know why

Some say they will and some girls lie

You're showing your age x lol"
yep I know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeting for sex I'm not sure about, but my tea diary is starting to fill up.

I need to be on that list dear Hatter

You do indeed sweet.

But which list?

The next tea party one?"

Oooooh, is there going to be another tea party?

Excellent news.

I'm in.

*sorry, thread drift....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I just looked at your profile and yep, it'd put me off.

One thumbnail cock pic..whoopee you're a man and have one so that's a plus .. read the little blurb and it translates in a female mind as "cut the crap and drop your knickers, hurry up this cock wont suck itself"

It gives the impression sex with you would be a rough boob squeeze, then a quick bang from behind with a a slap on the arse as you cum if you're feeling super frisky.

Yeaaaaaa, absolutely irresistible. Not. If you're that impatient and selfish, get yourself a fleshlight and do us all a favour.

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness

"Frustrating indeed

Have sent 10 messages this evening - 5 "been read", 2 deleted, 3,unread.

Understand that there is a big imbalance of ladies / men on the site but wee bit frustrated at lack of responses

Within 20 miles of you. There are 9 women who are verified genuine between 40-58. Looking to meet single men. Who have been active on the site in the last 2 months.

Were as there are over 100 males in that same area. Then throw in competition from couples looking to meet single fems and the fact that men will generally travel further for a meeting. You can see that odds of a meeting are heavily stacked against single men.

That's before anything like personal preferences and availability to meet come into play.

Seeing those numbers you'd have better odds finding someone to meet on a random night out.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Maybe a better question for the OP to ask is:

Do men with almost no profile, who are looking for 18-99 year olds, and no photo's except for a tiny cock pic, have much success on this site ?

Cal & Anita

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

No change to his profile

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"No change to his profile "

To be fair, he didn't ask for profile advice. He asked if women meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

I sent a message this morning to 1 girl. I'll let you know the outcome. Get a percentage from that.

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

Yes they do, make them laugh & talk to them as people not sex objects (not saying you do) & you will get meets.

Having a cock profile pic don't help mate as most ladies want to see a face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was a weird thread.

I did learn a lot about bookshop etiquette though. I'm looking forward to my next visit to Waterstones

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By *alacious RedWoman
over a year ago

croydon

"5 weeks 5 meets so yes. Just a case of being patient message woman being respectful and maybe talk about her profile, compliment her without being crude. Engage a woman's mind first

Hang around on the forums get chatting. Good luck bud x

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was a weird thread.

I did learn a lot about bookshop etiquette though. I'm looking forward to my next visit to Waterstones"

Can I recommend the Lord of the rings. Not the new cover, the one from the 80s, the new cover makes the story shite, the older cover is a much more exciting book.

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By *alacious RedWoman
over a year ago

croydon

I've put on my profile if just a cock pic did it for me I'd be out chasing flashers! Reading profiles helps as a guide to interests or go stealth & see guys profiles & make yours better than theirs

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By *BWcpl49Couple
over a year ago

Reading

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex

5 weeks, 6 meets. The short answer is yes."

You must be a rarity lol

most single women are just dick teasers on these sites lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I just looked at your profile and yep, it'd put me off.

It gives the impression sex with you would be a rough boob squeeze, then a quick bang from behind with a a slap on the arse as you cum if you're feeling super frisky.

Yeaaaaaa, absolutely irresistible. Not. If you're that impatient and selfish, get yourself a fleshlight and do us all a favour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was a weird thread.

I did learn a lot about bookshop etiquette though. I'm looking forward to my next visit to Waterstones

Can I recommend the Lord of the rings. Not the new cover, the one from the 80s, the new cover makes the story shite, the older cover is a much more exciting book.

The new Harry Potter is out too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex

5 weeks, 6 meets. The short answer is yes.

You must be a rarity lol

most single women are just dick teasers on these sites lol

The dick teasers are often single men pretending.

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

The women on Fab are very real, I have regular meets with single ladies (with Kim's full consent) even though I'm married & over the dreaded 50yr old cut off point.

I tend to make friends of women first then if you get on the sex will happen naturally.

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"No change to his profile

To be fair, he didn't ask for profile advice. He asked if women meet."

No he didn't but he's had a few suggestions, which might help if he acted on them

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

He's not gone UNLOS overnight so that's positive

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

I do xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "
yes, but im busy...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I just looked at your profile and yep, it'd put me off.

It gives the impression sex with you would be a rough boob squeeze, then a quick bang from behind with a a slap on the arse as you cum if you're feeling super frisky.

Yeaaaaaa, absolutely irresistible. Not. If you're that impatient and selfish, get yourself a fleshlight and do us all a favour.

Oops, i got ranty but i just saw red

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Men think it's easy for women on here.

It's definitely easier but meeting for sex and meeting with a great guy for sex are two different things and I only want the latter

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Men think it's easy for women on here.

It's definitely easier but meeting for sex and meeting with a great guy for sex are two different things and I only want the latter

Hi-5 to that

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

I'd like to more than I do at present, but alas so many poor profiles and pics makes me cross my legs more often than not, I need a man to entice and excite me, so many few know how to do so and yet blame others for their lack of success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually meet ? Im finding it terribly difficult to arrange a meet nevermind sex "

Some do loads to compensate for others

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By *ellhung8Man
over a year ago

brierley hill

Also finding it hard to get any meets plenty txt but no meets,oh and I'm 43 hahah??

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Yes, some do. It is about demographics, some areas are more fab active, usually it is north england."

Patience is th..................

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I need a man to entice and excite me, so many few know how to do so and yet blame others for their lack of success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget that the woman to man ratio is off the scale on here! I would suggest re_iewing your profile and making it stand out. As is often said in the advice section, imagine you were a woman looking for a man - why would you pick a certain guy?

Also, state what you can offer a woman, and if you can't accommodate, say why. Most women will jump to the conclusion that you have something to hide if you can't accommodate (married or in a relationship).

So, if you haven't done so already, spruce up your profile and make yourself stand out! And of course, patience is a virtue too!

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