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ways to make your cock bigger ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you buy gym apparatus for yer cock ?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I sent off for a device that guaranteed your cock would be bigger, £19.99 ..bargain...

Twats sent me a magnifying glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sent off for a device that guaranteed your cock would be bigger, £19.99 ..bargain...

Twats sent me a magnifying glass "

That's amusing

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Try rubbing it

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales


"Try rubbing it"

This usually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking at some pics on here works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you buy gym apparatus for yer cock ?"

Your Mrs profile does it for me! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont beleive any of these penis enlargers you see advertised actually work.

Its all a sales ploy to play on the mans sense of confidence over his size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe someone should buy a penis enlarger and see if it does work

Or just simply stretch it with a stretchy thing ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe someone should buy a penis enlarger and see if it does work

Or just simply stretch it with a stretchy thing ..."

Or keep swinging it round like a lasso...that could work

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Keep pubes shaved including just above-towards navel.That's how they do it in the adult industry (or me ha ha).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe someone should buy a penis enlarger and see if it does work

Or just simply stretch it with a stretchy thing ...

Or keep swinging it round like a lasso...that could work"

Oh now thats a good idea

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Maybe someone should buy a penis enlarger and see if it does work

Or just simply stretch it with a stretchy thing ...

Or keep swinging it round like a lasso...that could work

Oh now thats a good idea "

Or twirling it round like a helicopter rotor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smaller hands!

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Photo shop lol

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Travel size can of Lynx?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arent those pump things you put it into meant to work wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Travel size can of Lynx?"

Noooooo a big remote control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big are you and why make it bigger ....sergery is i think the only option

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was thinking of steroids a few tribal tattoo's and a vest to make it look bigger..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was thinking of steroids a few tribal tattoo's and a vest to make it look bigger.. "

Awwww thats cute a vest on his cock ...keep it warm

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By *lueEyedGuyMEMan
over a year ago

MancBoltonBuryWigan

Just click on one of the many ads on pornhvb where they promise to grow ur cock by 3" with a few pills and let me know how good they are please

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I was thinking of steroids a few tribal tattoo's and a vest to make it look bigger.. "

steroids make it shrink or so I've heard and don't they lower your libido and at the same time make you more aggressive .

I guess that's a side effect of a lowered libido your not interested or getting any so your become aggressive .

the not getting any really does explain why the fuckwits on these types of sites turn aggressive over the words no thanks

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

A brick and a bit of rope. It may not make your cock bigger but it will certainly take your mind off the issue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was thinking of steroids a few tribal tattoo's and a vest to make it look bigger..

steroids make it shrink or so I've heard and don't they lower your libido and at the same time make you more aggressive .

I guess that's a side effect of a lowered libido your not interested or getting any so your become aggressive .

the not getting any really does explain why the fuckwits on these types of sites turn aggressive over the words no thanks "

Potentially you could earn a fortune developing dick steroids that make it want to admire itself in any mirror it passes and can do its own push-ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave off all ur pubis, simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Samsung six phone camera, shots make mine look bigger

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London


"Shave off all ur pubis, simple "

That sounds like a nightmare surgery...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Shave off all ur pubis, simple

That sounds like a nightmare surgery..."

Only if you use a chainsaw...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shave off all ur pubis, simple

That sounds like a nightmare surgery...

Only if you use a chainsaw..."

hahaha almost choked on a biscuit laughing well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelquing?

I have doubts over the gains people claim from it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shave off all ur pubis, simple

That sounds like a nightmare surgery...

Only if you use a chainsaw..."

You might need one if it's big.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London


"Shave off all ur pubis, simple

That sounds like a nightmare surgery...

Only if you use a chainsaw..."

Well, I doubt a Bic disposable would cut the bone of a pubis...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a Dyson

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Run it through a mangle .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis pumps work short term but can damage the penis if used frequently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exercise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shave off all ur pubis, simple

That sounds like a nightmare surgery...

Only if you use a chainsaw...

Well, I doubt a Bic disposable would cut the bone of a pubis..."

A blunt one would shiv up the mons pubis though.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Try lying about the size, once your on a meet, you have a 50/50 chance of getting "might as well, seeing as your here".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand next to me

(Apologies if this joke has been done)

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