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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
That is all ""That is all" annoys the fuck out of me. | |||
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
That is all
"That is all" annoys the fuck out of me."I quite like it, reminds me of M*A*S*H | |||
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
That is all
"That is all" annoys the fuck out of me."Excellent contribution madame  | |||
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
That is all
"That is all" annoys the fuck out of me.
I quite like it, reminds me of M*A*S*H"I like it too, reminds me of being in the RN. | |||
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
That is all
"That is all" annoys the fuck out of me.
I quite like it, reminds me of M*A*S*H"It's overused here! I'm too young to remember M*A*S*H* in its entirety. I vaguely remember 'suicide is dangerous...da da da da da dee dee...... | |||
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"Self pity is attractive to some" Who would ever be attracted to the "Woe is me!" Attitude? Never seen it get anywhere on here  | |||
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
That is all
"That is all" annoys the fuck out of me.
I quite like it, reminds me of M*A*S*H
It's overused here!
I'm too young to remember M*A*S*H* in its entirety.
I vaguely remember 'suicide is dangerous...da da da da da dee dee......"Me to | |||
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
Ooooii OP what if I want to moan in the jacuzzi? Does that count as 'naked jacuzziness'? Oh wait!! I'm not a fella!a As you were.....
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"Self pity is attractive to some Who would ever be attracted to the "Woe is me!" Attitude? Never seen it get anywhere on here " really
There are examples from men, women and couples in the hope of a sympathy shag | |||
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"You've recently had sex haven't you,you wouldn't be so blooming cheerful if you hadn't "Er no actually, well not in the last few days. I'm just noticing the negativity and don't see the need for it, so neeeerrrrr 
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
That is all
"That is all" annoys the fuck out of me.
I quite like it, reminds me of M*A*S*H
I like it too, reminds me of being in the RN."RN as in Royal Navy....?? | |||
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
Ooooii OP what if I want to moan in the jacuzzi? Does that count as 'naked jacuzziness'? Oh wait!! I'm not a fella!a As you were.....
That is all "Aslong as I'm orchestrating the moaning I'll allow it | |||
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"You've recently had sex haven't you,you wouldn't be so blooming cheerful if you hadn't
Er no actually, well not in the last few days.
I'm just noticing the negativity and don't see the need for it, so neeeerrrrr
"Charming! | |||
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"You've recently had sex haven't you,you wouldn't be so blooming cheerful if you hadn't
Er no actually, well not in the last few days.
I'm just noticing the negativity and don't see the need for it, so neeeerrrrr
Charming! "Why thank you, I do try my best  | |||
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
That is all " | |||
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"Well said lordscar. Positive vibes are always good. Xxx" Exactly, weathers been great! Lets all get in a big group and hug | |||
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"You've recently had sex haven't you,you wouldn't be so blooming cheerful if you hadn't
Er no actually, well not in the last few days.
I'm just noticing the negativity and don't see the need for it, so neeeerrrrr
Charming!
Why thank you, I do try my best "Positivity on here disturbs me I don't know where I am so pack it in please and be moany like everyone else! | |||
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"Self pity is attractive to some Who would ever be attracted to the "Woe is me!" Attitude? Never seen it get anywhere on here
really
There are examples from men, women and couples in the hope of a sympathy shag"WHAT????!!!.....you mean my method won't work???  | |||
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
That is all
"That is all" annoys the fuck out of me.
I quite like it, reminds me of M*A*S*H
I like it too, reminds me of being in the RN.
RN as in Royal Navy....??"The very same. | |||
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"Well said lordscar. Positive vibes are always good. Xxx Exactly, weathers been great! Lets all get in a big group and hug "Summer has finished now,winter is just around the corner cold miserable grey winter... | |||
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"Self pity is attractive to some Who would ever be attracted to the "Woe is me!" Attitude? Never seen it get anywhere on here
really
There are examples from men, women and couples in the hope of a sympathy shag
WHAT????!!!.....you mean my method won't work??? " | |||
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"Well said lordscar. Positive vibes are always good. Xxx" Nice pic! | |||
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" Positivity on here disturbs me I don't know where I am so pack it in please and be moany like everyone else! "I'm disenclined to acquiesce to your request
Come on grumpy gimme a hug | |||
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" Positivity on here disturbs me I don't know where I am so pack it in please and be moany like everyone else!
I'm disenclined to acquiesce to your request
Come on grumpy gimme a hug "I didn't sign up to this place for hug's! | |||
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" Positivity on here disturbs me I don't know where I am so pack it in please and be moany like everyone else!
I'm disenclined to acquiesce to your request
"Please tell me Where that quote is from.....I'm thinking blackadder but i may be wrong.... | |||
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" Positivity on here disturbs me I don't know where I am so pack it in please and be moany like everyone else!
I'm disenclined to acquiesce to your request
Please tell me Where that quote is from.....I'm thinking blackadder but i may be wrong...."Pirates of the Caribbean  | |||
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" Positivity on here disturbs me I don't know where I am so pack it in please and be moany like everyone else!
I'm disenclined to acquiesce to your request
Come on grumpy gimme a hug
I didn't sign up to this place for hug's!"Ohhh fine, pucker up buttercup | |||
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" Positivity on here disturbs me I don't know where I am so pack it in please and be moany like everyone else!
I'm disenclined to acquiesce to your request
Please tell me Where that quote is from.....I'm thinking blackadder but i may be wrong....
Pirates of the Caribbean "Yes of course!!....thanks | |||
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" Positivity on here disturbs me I don't know where I am so pack it in please and be moany like everyone else!
I'm disenclined to acquiesce to your request
Come on grumpy gimme a hug
I didn't sign up to this place for hug's!
Ohhh fine, pucker up buttercup "I didn't sign up for that flaky approach either  | |||
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"Self pity is attractive to some Who would ever be attracted to the "Woe is me!" Attitude? Never seen it get anywhere on here
really
There are examples from men, women and couples in the hope of a sympathy shag"Oh woe is me, the end is nigh...... Can I have a long, hard deep sympathy shag xxxxx Suzi | |||
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" Positivity on here disturbs me I don't know where I am so pack it in please and be moany like everyone else!
I'm disenclined to acquiesce to your request
Come on grumpy gimme a hug
I didn't sign up to this place for hug's!
Ohhh fine, pucker up buttercup
I didn't sign up for that flaky approach either "Ok fuck it, listen here woman, I like the cut of your jib! Now, strip off let me cover you in custard and play you like a puppet | |||
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
That is all "To be quite honest I feel a lot of guys join Fab because they thought it gives a similar service that an escort agency would, except that the ladies are free. Then these guys are confused when they discover that there is no such thing as a female who will fuck just anybody for free. | |||
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
That is all
To be quite honest I feel a lot of guys join Fab because they thought it gives a similar service that an escort agency would, except that the ladies are free. Then these guys are confused when they discover that there is no such thing as a female who will fuck just anybody for free. "Well that was a bit deep!
I only wanted to stop the grumblings of the single man  but you're right of course | |||
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" Positivity on here disturbs me I don't know where I am so pack it in please and be moany like everyone else!
I'm disenclined to acquiesce to your request
Come on grumpy gimme a hug
I didn't sign up to this place for hug's!
Ohhh fine, pucker up buttercup
I didn't sign up for that flaky approach either
Ok fuck it, listen here woman, I like the cut of your jib!
Now, strip off let me cover you in custard and play you like a puppet "You're getting there,a little tweak forget the puppet thing and the custard and it's all steam ahead! | |||
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" You're getting there,a little tweak forget the puppet thing and the custard and it's all steam ahead!" Choo choo | |||
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" You're getting there,a little tweak forget the puppet thing and the custard and it's all steam ahead! Choo choo "No choo choo! | |||
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" You're getting there,a little tweak forget the puppet thing and the custard and it's all steam ahead! Choo choo
No choo choo! "Damn it woman, no custard now no choo choo?
We need a serious talk about your unwillingness | |||
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" You're getting there,a little tweak forget the puppet thing and the custard and it's all steam ahead! Choo choo
No choo choo!
Damn it woman, no custard now no choo choo?
We need a serious talk about your unwillingness "I'm very willing with the right person,no train spotters though I have a fear of bobble hat's on men! | |||
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" I have a fear of bobble hat's on men!" So now I can't even dress up like Phone Jacker | |||
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
That is all "Do not fear chaps. You too can get meets. Since hanging up his sword and shield over six months ago The Spartan 300 can help you achieve your wet dreams from only £19.99 per month (minimum three months). For this bargain price you will get Bronze membership £19.99 Advice on profile writing. Guide to taking appealing photographs. How to initiate your first message. The secret art of remaining interesting and aloof. How to casually/subtly pop the question. How to get your potential meets to buy into you. Planning your first meet. Silver membership £34.99 All of the above plus Personal styling tips. How to get to second stage after a social meet. How to initiate sex without embarrassment. Target profile analysing and acquisition. Profile and photos assessment. Gold membership. £49.99 All of the above plus Personalised profile writing Professional photoshoot Step by step guide to messages with realtime chat so you can initiate and respond correctly to your messages with your very own dedicated consultant. In addition to gold membership we offer a platinum service for when meet is arranged. For £49.99 per meet we will Arrange a select venue. Provide you with an pre meet briefing with your consultant to prepare you for meeting the woman of your dreams. Provide you with a two way covert communications to your consultant who can give you advice should you start to falter. If you've got to the end of your tether with the unanswered and ignored messages. There is still hope you too can be whipped into shape and become the next Cyrano de Bergerac or Don Juan. Message now at signmeup@getmelaid.com
For those panicking it's a joke. | |||
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For those panicking it's a joke. "You bastard! I was just about to sign up
Then realised, I get to meet people so your services aren't required
I have to admit though, it's a novel idea | |||
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"Well said lordscar. Positive vibes are always good. Xxx Exactly, weathers been great! Lets all get in a big group and hug
Summer has finished now,winter is just around the corner cold miserable grey winter..."Warm blankets roaring fires hot chocolate n marshmallows & Christmas! xxx | |||
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"Well said lordscar. Positive vibes are always good. Xxx Exactly, weathers been great! Lets all get in a big group and hug
Summer has finished now,winter is just around the corner cold miserable grey winter...
Warm blankets roaring fires hot chocolate n marshmallows & Christmas! xxx"Bloody hell, it's only August! I refuse to believe the summer vibe is dead! Come on ladies how about some bikini offerings | |||
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"What's going on fella's? There seems to be a huge amount of moaning going on about no meets, too much effort, no responses, rudeness etc! Come on, chill out and get down a club or something for some naked Jacuzziness
That is all
Do not fear chaps. You too can get meets.
Since hanging up his sword and shield over six
months ago The Spartan 300 can help you achieve your wet dreams from only £19.99 per month (minimum three months).
For this bargain price you will get
Bronze membership £19.99
Advice on profile writing.
Guide to taking appealing photographs.
How to initiate your first message.
The secret art of remaining interesting and aloof.
How to casually/subtly pop the question.
How to get your potential meets to buy into you.
Planning your first meet.
Silver membership £34.99
All of the above plus
Personal styling tips.
How to get to second stage after a social meet.
How to initiate sex without embarrassment.
Target profile analysing and acquisition.
Profile and photos assessment.
Gold membership. £49.99
All of the above plus
Personalised profile writing
Professional photoshoot
Step by step guide to messages with realtime chat so you can initiate and respond correctly to your messages with your very own dedicated consultant.
In addition to gold membership we offer a platinum service for when meet is arranged. For £49.99 per meet we will
Arrange a select venue.
Provide you with an pre meet briefing with your consultant to prepare you for meeting the woman of your dreams.
Provide you with a two way covert communications to your consultant who can give you advice should you start to falter.
If you've got to the end of your tether with the unanswered and ignored messages. There is still hope you too can be whipped into shape and become the next Cyrano de Bergerac or Don Juan.
Message now at signmeup@getmelaid.com
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"I can fully understand why they dont get meets and my tolerance level is down to zero. Negativity breeds negativity" Well no one wants to converse with someone filled with negative thoughts, damn those pesky mood hoovers | |||
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