FabSwingers.com forum: Stranded on an island

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're stranded on a deserted island which is full of vegetation, which of course you're unaware of at first. All you have with you is a machete and daily supply of water.

Additionally you can have an extra item, animal or person with you.

What would you choose and why?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The captain of the ship achored off shore

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Man Friday.

The rest will take care of itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bear Grylls

My personal survival guru

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

"Bear Grylls

My personal survival guru

Can't stand him. Give me Les Stroud. He would find water not make me drink my own pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bear Grylls

My personal survival guru

Can't stand him. Give me Les Stroud. He would find water not make me drink my own pee

I cant bear that man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The captain of the ship achored off shore

Cheeky one, that's two either choose the captain or the ship.

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

"Bear Grylls

My personal survival guru

Can't stand him. Give me Les Stroud. He would find water not make me drink my own pee

I cant bear that man!"

Who? Bear Grylls or Les Stroud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really would need music. Can I have a samba band?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have a dragon to fly me out of there to safety

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really would need music. Can I have a samba band? "

Yes 1 person band

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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My favourite book.

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

a Still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really would need music. Can I have a samba band?

Yes 1 person band

That will have to do as long as it's a he and he can bring instruments.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marc

Poor Marc, now he's stranded on an island as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really would need music. Can I have a samba band?

Yes 1 person band

That will have to do as long as it's a he and he can bring instruments. "

Nope, he would have to play on whatever he can make or find on shore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My one item would be a shipping crate....full of stuff such as sun lotion, a hot man, good book, every thing I would need and then a sturdy inflatable boat for when I have had enough and want to go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bear Grylls

My personal survival guru

I'd rather have Ray Mears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat phone so i can call for help..... And maybe a pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really would need music. Can I have a samba band?

Yes 1 person band

That will have to do as long as it's a he and he can bring instruments.

Nope, he would have to play on whatever he can make or find on shore

Then I'm not going to that stupid island

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sat phone so i can call for help..... And maybe a pizza

You can't have both but you could call Domino's with your sat phone and ask if they make overseas deliveries

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A QuickieMart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really would need music. Can I have a samba band?

Yes 1 person band

That will have to do as long as it's a he and he can bring instruments.

Nope, he would have to play on whatever he can make or find on shore

Then I'm not going to that stupid island

Well too bad because you don't have a choice and now I'm taking away your musician too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take Raspberry smoothy with me because eather way im fucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A QuickieMart"

That's fine, all the shelves are empty though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're stranded on a deserted island which is full of vegetation, which of course you're unaware of at first. All you have with you is a machete and daily supply of water.

Additionally you can have an extra item, animal or person with you.

What would you choose and why?"

Justin Bieber Because I Love Justin Bieber Unconditionally and Justin&Me B Great at Starting Our Own Island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A QuickieMart"

Hommer ate the donuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch ,, we would have a hoot , two boy scouts together

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A QuickieMart

That's fine, all the shelves are empty though

Oh no they're not!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A QuickieMart

That's fine, all the shelves are empty though

Oh no they're not!

Ohhh look - walkinwifi!

Lucky me!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A QuickieMart

That's fine, all the shelves are empty though

Oh no they're not!

Ohhh look - walkinwifi!

Lucky me!

Actually, no, let's upgrade that - I'm taking a whole WalMart store

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A QuickieMart

That's fine, all the shelves are empty though

Oh no they're not!

Ohhh look - walkinwifi!

Lucky me!

Actually, no, let's upgrade that - I'm taking a whole WalMart store

*wanders through, checking out the baths before having a lie down in the bedding section...*

Yep, this might have to do...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A QuickieMart

That's fine, all the shelves are empty though

Oh no they're not!

Ohhh look - walkinwifi!

Lucky me!

Actually, no, let's upgrade that - I'm taking a whole WalMart store

I'm taking away your platinum membership card, now you can only have a half of an additional item

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A QuickieMart

That's fine, all the shelves are empty though

Oh no they're not!

Ohhh look - walkinwifi!

Lucky me!

Actually, no, let's upgrade that - I'm taking a whole WalMart store

*wanders through, checking out the baths before having a lie down in the bedding section...*

Yep, this might have to do...

Hmmm... don't think much of the books and magazines but there's a whole bikes section at the back... might go off for a little ride...

See ya!

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

A fully charged satellite phone, I damaged and in full working order, so I can make contact th the outside world and get rescued. It that's not available, I'll take a saucepan, to help cook the vegetables.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Blimey! Back from that bike ride. That was craaaa-zeeeey!

Turns out the whole island is populated by ship wreaked swingers trying to survive with Bear Grylls (who's gone into meltdown, demanding his producer and a hotel room... WTF?) and there seems to be a machete glut - people are starting to use them as currency

So. I've made a few changes. You'll be relived to know that we have distributed the contents of the WalMart equally, according to need and tastes. The only thing I banned and burned was all copies of The Daily Mail.

I'm pleased to report we have created the perfect swinging paradise.

The future's so bright I gotta wear shades...

Now, where's my cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone had 1 too many red bulls this morning

The cocktail is chilling

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Someone had 1 too many red bulls this morning

The cocktail is chilling

Preparation prevents piss-poor performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marc

Poor Marc, now he's stranded on an island as well

But he has me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone had 1 too many red bulls this morning

The cocktail is chilling

Preparation prevents piss-poor performance"

Krol Karol kupil krolowej Karolinie korale koloru kolorowego

That's what I thought

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Ok I've read the book and changed my mind....

I'll take someone to amuse me instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I've read the book and changed my mind....

I'll take someone to amuse me instead"

David Cameron?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Ok I've read the book and changed my mind....

I'll take someone to amuse me instead

David Cameron? "

He can be camp gimp

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok I've read the book and changed my mind....

I'll take someone to amuse me instead

David Cameron? "

Well...I would enjoy beating him to a pulp

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok I've read the book and changed my mind....

I'll take someone to amuse me instead

David Cameron?

He can be camp gimp"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I've read the book and changed my mind....

I'll take someone to amuse me instead

David Cameron?

He can be camp gimp"

Just don't let him near the wild pigs living on the island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whetstone for the machete I guess? Gotta keep that in good order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a small long range aircraft please

like those mahosive birds from The Hobbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A boat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're stranded on a deserted island which is full of vegetation, which of course you're unaware of at first. All you have with you is a machete and daily supply of water.

Additionally you can have an extra item, animal or person with you.

What would you choose and why?

Justin Bieber Because I Love Justin Bieber Unconditionally and Justin&Me B Great at Starting Our Own Island

The little shit has grown up to be quite handsome. I wish you luck in your endeavours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 6'6" blond warrior valkyrie woman in scantily clad armour who has a kink for short fat balding men with a small cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I've read the book and changed my mind....

I'll take someone to amuse me instead

David Cameron?

He can be camp gimp

Just don't let him near the wild pigs living on the island. "

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A boat?"

No paddles

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I will have a small long range aircraft please

like those mahosive birds from The Hobbit

Those were eagles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A boat?

No paddles

I'm easy - I can always craft some with my machete.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A boat?

No paddles

I'm easy - I can always craft some with my machete."

I'll find you something from the WalMart - they have a huge sports section. Think I saw a jetski in there somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A boat?

No paddles

I'm easy - I can always craft some with my machete.

I'll find you something from the WalMart - they have a huge sports section. Think I saw a jetski in there somewhere..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have a small long range aircraft please

like those mahosive birds from The Hobbit

Those were eagles"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ray mears for me. Cud help me with my daily needs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have Gianna Michaels and enjoy the rest of my days there.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I agree with comment about Gianna Michaels but would have her before she lost weight. Prefer her when she was curvy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree with comment about Gianna Michaels but would have her before she lost weight. Prefer her when she was curvy."

Agreed. A pre-slim Gianna

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