FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is rant day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thursday is rant day.

Punctual, please note Mrs SB.

Started by yours truly, please note Ms Knitter.

Crack on and I'll see you all in the morning.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

No rant's yet,but it's early...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have something by the morning

Actually no I am ready now

Don't you just hate it when you fall asleep for 15 minutes and are wide awake again

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Here goes...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My Little Old Lady Friend came to ours today. Today was the first time in 5/6 months I recognised my friend. I think she's been badly bent out of shape by her daughter.

My LOLF (73 going on 17) has serious health problems (heart/lungs) that landed her in intensive care twice last year. It was not good (the second time, she said "[Joe] it was dreadful. I came to and saw those awful words 'Intensive Care'. At least I didn't call anyone a cunt this time.").

Anyway, because on the 2nd occasion she conked out at home and was only chanced upon by the satellite man her confidence was seriously knocked and sold her house in December, moved in with her daughter in Feb this year. She gave £20k to each of her 4 (adult) children from the proceeds.

It makes for her from a health & safety POV, and her health has gotten better since the move but her daughter is an absolutely miserable cow for whom any effort on the part of her mother is too much trouble. They out into the wilds; there are no buses, shops or friends nearby. To get to their place I have to take an hour long bus and then be picked up from the station by the daughter and driven to theirs. This is always tricky.

I won't go into the continuing shite between me and the daughter because it's irrelevant whether or not he likes me; my friend is being bent out of shape by her daughter's intransigent misery.

And, as I said at the beginning of this ramble, today was the first time I've seen *my* friend in a while. Had her over, sat in the garden, bit to smoke. One of her friends dropped by, bit of lunch and this stuff started pouring out about how angry ad hemmed in she feels. Stuff she's kinda played down or hidden from me for a while.

I originally thought that her physical health problems might, as her daughter suggests, be heralding a mental degeneration but no. She's in there.

It was good to see her again.

Just need to work out how to help her.

I did lend her my Encyclopedia of Unusual Sexual Practices today.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thursday is rant day.

Punctual, please note Mrs SB.

Started by yours truly, please note Ms Knitter.

Crack on and I'll see you all in the morning.

Can't stand people who wax lyrical but then can't finish what they started!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe your such a good man. I hope you fine a way to help her. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant. Why did I deem it a good idea to have a "little" nap at 5pm yesterday evening.

I've just woke up.

So GOOD MORNING RISE AND SHINNNNEEEEE!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are there only 24 hours in a day, and why do I have to sleep through 6 hours each day. I don't like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid kitten using my whole naked body as ladder to gain access and egress from the kitchen worktop

ouch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all good.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Forum fuckwits! So many of them!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rant's yet,but it's early..."

That it was......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have something by the morning

Actually no I am ready now

Don't you just hate it when you fall asleep for 15 minutes and are wide awake again

Yup...... Every feckin time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here goes..."

OK, go....

Oh, as you were.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Little Old Lady Friend came to ours today. Today was the first time in 5/6 months I recognised my friend. I think she's been badly bent out of shape by her daughter.

I won't go into the continuing shite between me and the daughter because it's irrelevant whether or not he likes me; my friend is being bent out of shape by her daughter's intransigent misery.

I originally thought that her physical health problems might, as her daughter suggests, be heralding a mental degeneration but no. She's in there.

It was good to see her again.

Just need to work out how to help her.

I did lend her my Encyclopedia of Unusual Sexual Practices today."

Friends like her need friends like you.

Beneath the sneering veneer you're a good soul.

You'll work it out, I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thursday is rant day.

Punctual, please note Mrs SB.

Started by yours truly, please note Ms Knitter.

Crack on and I'll see you all in the morning.

Can't stand people who wax lyrical but then can't finish what they started!

I can't help but empathise wi..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Joe your such a good man. I hope you fine a way to help her. Xxx"

He will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My rant. Why did I deem it a good idea to have a "little" nap at 5pm yesterday evening.

I've just woke up.

So GOOD MORNING RISE AND SHINNNNEEEEE!

xxx"

Stop shouting, you've already woken Mrs Doyle up.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are there only 24 hours in a day, and why do I have to sleep through 6 hours each day. I don't like this

If you don't stop for lunch you'll have an extra hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stupid kitten using my whole naked body as ladder to gain access and egress from the kitchen worktop

ouch!!!"

Lessons learnt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm all good.

What about now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forum fuckwits! So many of them!!

I believe the default response here is either;

"they make the good ones stand out"

"they spoil it for the rest of us."

Take your pick......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No rant's yet,but it's early..."

Legs, such sexy legs

making me drool

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

Thursday maybe rant day for some, but to us it's party time..Enjoy yor rants..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rant's yet,but it's early...

Legs, such sexy legs

making me drool

That's hardly a rant. Unless you have leg envy.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thursday maybe rant day for some, but to us it's party time..Enjoy yor rants..

We do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rant today is that i have a 12 hour shift - and its going to be so hot and sunny and im not going to get any of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is why am I supposedly full of self importance because I declined to meet someone after one message in his hotel room at ten thirty last night apparently personal safety is not an issue and that i should just meet him!!!!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Thursday is rant day.

Punctual, please note Mrs SB.

Started by yours truly, please note Ms Knitter.

Crack on and I'll see you all in the morning.

I'm so proud of you Markoh. And good morning.

No rants I'm a happy bunny me

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rant today is that i have a 12 hour shift - and its going to be so hot and sunny and im not going to get any of it

and furthermore- over the next 10 days the best days are the days im in work - and those im off are supposed to be rainy - so not impressed with bbc weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"rant today is that i have a 12 hour shift - and its going to be so hot and sunny and im not going to get any of it

Worthy rant......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My rant is why am I supposedly full of self importance because I declined to meet someone after one message in his hotel room at ten thirty last night apparently personal safety is not an issue and that i should just meet him!!!!"

Ffs, you know you're supposed to lower your standards so we men can get a shag.

Pfffffft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thursday is rant day.

Punctual, please note Mrs SB.

Started by yours truly, please note Ms Knitter.

Crack on and I'll see you all in the morning.

I'm so proud of you Markoh. And good morning.

No rants I'm a happy bunny me

MrsSB

Morning Mrs SB. Fancy a fuck?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Thursday is rant day.

Punctual, please note Mrs SB.

Started by yours truly, please note Ms Knitter.

Crack on and I'll see you all in the morning.

I'm so proud of you Markoh. And good morning.

No rants I'm a happy bunny me

MrsSB

Morning Mrs SB. Fancy a fuck?

As they say back home. Si guapísimo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sick of other women giving us nice women a bad name. Women with hardly anything written on their profiles,with just photos of them with their flesh on show giving men the impression they don't have to engage our minds.

Women who talk to men (not their mates or men they want to fuck) in a bitter and condescending manner,and drive them away before the lovely ladies such as myself can help them or talk to them even. They're making it very difficult for us nice ladies,who want some nice conversation to meet new men

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

2 x 12 hrs shifts, stupidly busy and 1 break

Still, nowt compared to Joe's dilemna though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't the man I fked off another site answer my question, which was " do you still want to play 50 shades of grey with me and spank my arse with a plastic ruler"

XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv ran out of milk!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

My fb is not fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my day/night off my FWB can't fk me today either. XXX

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No rants here....but it is early

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

Grrrrr public transport in half an hour, have to sit on the back of the bus if I wanna perv on fab, often another female sat behind me but don't wanna gob smacked them

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Why cant everything be one level. Crutches are a nuisence and stairs are just inconvenient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this time of day those endless bloody TV advert/programmes flogging juicers or *home fitness regimes" which you're going to use for a week then stick under the garage to gather dust before selling for a quid at a car boot. And on top of that the assistant always seems to be the same bleached blood bimbo who will insist on trying to be in with the yuff by saying "Cool" all the sodding time, makes my blood boil, grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Rant from me ... Off to London for the day & then back to Essex for the evening with someone special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well still looking to get verified but for some reason the laides are just not interested !!! So fucking sexually frustrated and loosing faith in fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to rant about ...extremly happy

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

No rant here,sitting chilling with a coffee.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just browsed through the forum and now my blood is literally boiling with rage.

Why do people keep misusing the word literally?, was MrSB dying with laughter...No....also;-

..virtually perfect

..practically unique

..give it 110%

And they're not "sayings", they're misuse of our glorious language, modern usage allows a sentence to begin with and before you start.

Pedantic rant over....for now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, I dont normally join in rants, but there's two threads at the moment: Thigh Thursday and Torso Thursday (makes sense if you say it in an Irish accent).

So, how am I supposed to choose?

I can't upload a full-on thigh pic showing torso as well because I'd break the fabbing buttons.

Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**twirls in and notes all is right in the world of fab, blows kisses and fairy dust at Markoh**

Wuv you

**twirls out**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well still looking to get verified but for some reason the laides are just not interested !!! So fucking sexually frustrated and loosing faith in fab.

If women just wanted a cock they'd go get a vibrating one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little rant why are so many single men saying looks should have nothing to do with nsa sex ? We re not shallow but surely theres got to be some attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the love of god why does it always rain when i wash the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little rant why are so many single men saying looks should have nothing to do with nsa sex ? We re not shallow but surely theres got to be some attraction

Yes i agree shape and size doesnt bother me at all as long as she has a beautiful smile and a sence of humour im won over xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Okay, I dont normally join in rants, but there's two threads at the moment: Thigh Thursday and Torso Thursday (makes sense if you say it in an Irish accent).

So, how am I supposed to choose?

I can't upload a full-on thigh pic showing torso as well because I'd break the fabbing buttons.

Rant over. "

Stick with the thighs

*licks screen*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sick of other women giving us nice women a bad name. Women with hardly anything written on their profiles,with just photos of them with their flesh on show giving men the impression they don't have to engage our minds.

We've only got your word for it that youreally nice.

I'm joking of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 x 12 hrs shifts, stupidly busy and 1 break

Still, nowt compared to Joe's dilemna though...."

Perspective eh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can't the man I fked off another site answer my question, which was " do you still want to play 50 shades of grey with me and spank my arse with a plastic ruler"

XXX"

No idea, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv ran out of milk!

First world problem....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've only got your word for it that youreally nice.

I'm joking of course.

I may also be a liar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My fb is not fucking

Look at the profile post below your own post, you two should get together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's my day/night off my FWB can't fk me today either. XXX"

Look at the profile post above your own post, you two should get together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rants here....but it is early "

So far so good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grrrrr public transport in half an hour, have to sit on the back of the bus if I wanna perv on fab, often another female sat behind me but don't wanna gob smacked them

Privacy settings, just sayin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why cant everything be one level. Crutches are a nuisence and stairs are just inconvenient"

Bungalow needed, STAT!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At this time of day those endless bloody TV advert/programmes flogging juicers or *home fitness regimes" which you're going to use for a week then stick under the garage to gather dust before selling for a quid at a car boot. And on top of that the assistant always seems to be the same bleached blood bimbo who will insist on trying to be in with the yuff by saying "Cool" all the sodding time, makes my blood boil, grrrrr "

You know that button on the remote, the one that says "off".....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No Rant from me ... Off to London for the day & then back to Essex for the evening with someone special

I'll be home around six, the key's under the mat, let yourself in if I'm not there.

No one's called me special before.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Why cant everything be one level. Crutches are a nuisence and stairs are just inconvenient

Bungalow needed, STAT!!!!!!!!"

Feels like being a kid again trying to get up and down stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all, long time lurker, first time poster.

I've got a rant about this site.

-- this emoji is too damn smiley, I want an emoji which is smiling, but with no teeth showing, this one is too toothy, and I blame the fact I rarely get a reply from anyone on this emoji, because people must think I'm constantly smiling like a fucking wierdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and this one is too green and smiley. It simply won't do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and this one is too green and smiley. It simply won't do. "

Don't get me started.

The little smiley bastard

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have been up for hours. And I have a vanilla friend staying over who is still asleep. Not a rant, you say? But I want a coffee. And can't make one because I'd have to grind the beans to do so and the noise would wake up said vanilla friend. So I am caffeine less and grumpy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I'm good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been up for hours. And I have a vanilla friend staying over who is still asleep. Not a rant, you say? But I want a coffee. And can't make one because I'd have to grind the beans to do so and the noise would wake up said vanilla friend. So I am caffeine less and grumpy."

I offer a hug. I wouldn't be happy if I couldn't have tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well still looking to get verified but for some reason the laides are just not interested !!! So fucking sexually frustrated and loosing faith in fab.

If women just wanted a cock they'd go get a vibrating one.

"
haha very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I JUST WANT IT TO BE THE WEEKEND!

OK shouty rant over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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(((hug)))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Role on the tuseday after bank holiday then im back to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, long time lurker, first time poster.

I've got a rant about this site.

Use this one.

Or this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well still looking to get verified but for some reason the laides are just not interested !!! So fucking sexually frustrated and loosing faith in fab.

Keep faith with it. You'll get there.

If I can get a meet anyone can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing to rant about ...extremly happy

Still time......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rant here,sitting chilling with a coffee.

Miss"

Still time......

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Again, nothing to rant about.

Chilling and watching the boats in the little bay with coffee and music.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just browsed through the forum and now my blood is literally boiling with rage.

Why do people keep misusing the word literally?, was MrSB dying with laughter...No....also;-

..virtually perfect

..practically unique

..give it 110%

And they're not "sayings", they're misuse of our glorious language, modern usage allows a sentence to begin with and before you start.

Pedantic rant over....for now!"

Andddddddddd breathe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(((hug))) "
Why the hidden profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay, I dont normally join in rants, but there's two threads at the moment: Thigh Thursday and Torso Thursday (makes sense if you say it in an Irish accent).

So, how am I supposed to choose?

I can't upload a full-on thigh pic showing torso as well because I'd break the fabbing buttons.

Rant over. "

Erm, flip a coin???????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"**twirls in and notes all is right in the world of fab, blows kisses and fairy dust at Markoh**

Wuv you

**twirls out**"

Wuv you more. Mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well still looking to get verified but for some reason the laides are just not interested !!! So fucking sexually frustrated and loosing faith in fab.

If women just wanted a cock they'd go get a vibrating one.

I don't vibrate but I do wobble a bit when I trump, will I do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A little rant why are so many single men saying looks should have nothing to do with nsa sex ? We re not shallow but surely theres got to be some attraction

Attraction? I'm erect, what else do you want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For the love of god why does it always rain when i wash the car

It's your fault is it yah fecker.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, long time lurker, first time poster.

I've got a rant about this site.

Use this one.

Or this one.

I do like the chompy one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We've only got your word for it that youreally nice.

I'm joking of course.

I may also be a liar

It would be cunty to lie though.

See what I did there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a rant, more like a mild complaint.

I can't find my bikini because I haven't tidied away my clothes, I don't fancy swimming & my back hurts.

Apart from that, all is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why cant everything be one level. Crutches are a nuisence and stairs are just inconvenient

Bungalow needed, STAT!!!!!!!!

Feels like being a kid again trying to get up and down stairs

You need a tray...... wheeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi all, long time lurker, first time poster.

I've got a rant about this site.

Welcome to Thursday Rant Day.

Make yourself comfy.

Platinum members have access to the smile emoji you want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your house, your rules. Grind away........

Fwiw, I quite like a grinder...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah, I'm good.

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over a year ago

"I JUST WANT IT TO BE THE WEEKEND!

OK shouty rant over.

Patience......

Fuck it, I'm turning into Shag

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over a year ago

"Again, nothing to rant about.

Chilling and watching the boats in the little bay with coffee and music."

Sounds idyllic....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi all, long time lurker, first time poster.

I've got a rant about this site.

Use this one.

Or this one.

I do like the chompy one

Another happy customer.

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over a year ago

"It's not a rant, more like a mild complaint.

I can't find my bikini because I haven't tidied away my clothes, I don't fancy swimming & my back hurts.

Apart from that, all is good

If you don't fancy swimming and you can't find your bikini there's no problem is there?

Now, go tidy your room.......

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

"My Little Old Lady Friend came to ours today. Today was the first time in 5/6 months I recognised my friend. I think she's been badly bent out of shape by her daughter.

I won't go into the continuing shite between me and the daughter because it's irrelevant whether or not he likes me; my friend is being bent out of shape by her daughter's intransigent misery.

I originally thought that her physical health problems might, as her daughter suggests, be heralding a mental degeneration but no. She's in there.

It was good to see her again.

Just need to work out how to help her.

I did lend her my Encyclopedia of Unusual Sexual Practices today."

She sounds like a person I would like to know

and she is lucky to have a friend like you!

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

I feel for you. Apparently having had stalker issues is no reason not to give your number out either!!

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over a year ago

"It's not a rant, more like a mild complaint.

I can't find my bikini because I haven't tidied away my clothes, I don't fancy swimming & my back hurts.

Apart from that, all is good

If you don't fancy swimming and you can't find your bikini there's no problem is there?

Now, go tidy your room.......

I cba, it's a right ole mess

Have found bikini & it looks better on than I thought so that's a postive

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over a year ago

"It's not a rant, more like a mild complaint.

I can't find my bikini because I haven't tidied away my clothes, I don't fancy swimming & my back hurts.

Apart from that, all is good

If you don't fancy swimming and you can't find your bikini there's no problem is there?

Now, go tidy your room.......

I cba, it's a right ole mess

Have found bikini & it looks better on than I thought so that's a postive

Great.......

So now you've found this bikini and painted a picture in our minds, I do hope you'll be posting pics.

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

No rant from me. It's technically Friday for me as am off tomorrow. Roll on 5pm. Actually, I might just rant that it's not 5pm yet. Is that allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid kitten using my whole naked body as ladder to gain access and egress from the kitchen worktop

ouch!!!"

Ouch dude.....have had kittens climb up my leg when I've had trousers on - that hurts like hell in itself, heaven knows what that must have felt like with bare legs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rant from me. It's technically Friday for me as am off tomorrow. Roll on 5pm. Actually, I might just rant that it's not 5pm yet. Is that allowed?

All rants are welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking cunty bastard arsey cock-wombling sneaky maggots on a rotting rats corpse

.soon to be ex-employers

Glad to get that off my chest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I had a gallstone attack on Monday for the first time since November and almost had one yesterday. Wish they would hurry up and get it sorted but also scared to death about when they do operate

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over a year ago

"My rant. Why did I deem it a good idea to have a "little" nap at 5pm yesterday evening.

I've just woke up.

So GOOD MORNING RISE AND SHINNNNEEEEE!

xxx

Stop shouting, you've already woken Mrs Doyle up.....

Oops sorry. Did Mrs Doyle get back to sleep? I did

xxx

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over a year ago

Rant... about kwik fit... right out of choice I'd not use them.. but being that it's a motobility car I have no choice..

Do took it in yesterday as noticed I had a huge nail in my tyre... left it with them while I popped into quest... got back in it.. drove a few miles and tyre pressure warning light comes on...

Ring and they admit they weren't sure what pressure it should have been as couldn't find the kick plate on my car.. so suggest I just check the pressure ..

Took it to a 2nd kwik fit which I have to say were great ... on checking all my other tyres had 40... the one that had been replaced about 32... did the pressure for me and said anymore problems bring it back..

Got home and nipped to the shop.. light comes on again.. now being that it's an alfa I thought.. maybe it's just being alfaish.... so checked the tyre pressure myself... back down to 28 now... grrrr so it's either a faulty tyre.. or not fitted correctly..

So now wasting time while it's checked over and due to previous complaints about incompetence at my local kwik fit they are not to friendly with me but I am not driving it further x

So annoying... there main job is fitting tyres and this is the 3rd mistake in several years that have made me have to bring the car back in.

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over a year ago

"Okay, I dont normally join in rants, but there's two threads at the moment: Thigh Thursday and Torso Thursday (makes sense if you say it in an Irish accent).

So, how am I supposed to choose?

I can't upload a full-on thigh pic showing torso as well because I'd break the fabbing buttons.

Rant over. "

Arrogant!

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over a year ago

"Fucking cunty bastard arsey cock-wombling sneaky maggots on a rotting rats corpse

.soon to be ex-employers

Glad to get that off my chest!

*looks around office and wonders if Scarlet works here......

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over a year ago

"Fucking cunty bastard arsey cock-wombling sneaky maggots on a rotting rats corpse

.soon to be ex-employers

Glad to get that off my chest!

*looks around office and wonders if Scarlet works here......"

Is there someone slumped over the desk having had all motivation and enthusiasm syphoned from their very being and generally losing the will to live??....then yep. I do!

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over a year ago

I have a kitten curtain call every morning at 5 a.m.

He stands on my breasts and nose nudges me until I relent and get up to feed the cute adorable little fecker!

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over a year ago

"Fucking cunty bastard arsey cock-wombling sneaky maggots on a rotting rats corpse

.soon to be ex-employers

Glad to get that off my chest!

*looks around office and wonders if Scarlet works here......

Is there someone slumped over the desk having had all motivation and enthusiasm syphoned from their very being and generally losing the will to live??....then yep. I do!"

I'm guessing that's you in the corner.......

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over a year ago

I have a kitten curtain call every morning at 5 a.m.

He stands on my breasts and nose nudges me until I relent and get up to feed the cute adorable little fecker!"

Brilliant, my kitten disguise is working........

*nuzzles breasts.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(((hug))) Why the hidden profile

Because I've potentially met someone that I want to explore before we explore, or explore others. Not that I feel I should have to explain myself.

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over a year ago

(((hug))) Why the hidden profile

Because I've potentially met someone that I want to explore before we explore, or explore others. Not that I feel I should have to explain myself. "

You don't have to.

You didn't have to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a massive rant!!

I could just

*screams then faints*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have nothing to rant about ...still very happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a massive rant!!

I could just

*screams then faints*"

*rushes over to fan face with towel and loosen clothing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**skips in for a nosey, smiles and exits**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"**skips in for a nosey, smiles and exits**"

Come back my pretty, here, come sit on my lap......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some annoying fucking time wasting cunt messing me around, making excuses. I'm done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some annoying fucking time wasting cunt messing me around, making excuses. I'm done."

Unfortunately, it happens.

Block, move on, forget.

I'll send you a happy hug to try and cheer you up.

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over a year ago

"Some annoying fucking time wasting cunt messing me around, making excuses. I'm done.

Unfortunately, it happens.

Block, move on, forget.

I'll send you a happy hug to try and cheer you up. "

I've already met the idiot for a social but he makes excuses to meet me again for anything more. What happened to honesty? Christ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a good day, Markoh

I hope you've had a good one, too

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over a year ago

I have a kitten curtain call every morning at 5 a.m.

He stands on my breasts and nose nudges me until I relent and get up to feed the cute adorable little fecker!

Brilliant, my kitten disguise is working........

*nuzzles breasts....."

I smell a rat....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's been a good day, Markoh

I hope you've had a good one, too

Looking forward to today and getting through the week. First week back after 6 weeks off. Monday was a shocker, Tuesday wasn't much better. But getting there now.

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over a year ago

"Some annoying fucking time wasting cunt messing me around, making excuses. I'm done.

Unfortunately, it happens.

Block, move on, forget.

I'll send you a happy hug to try and cheer you up.

I've already met the idiot for a social but he makes excuses to meet me again for anything more. What happened to honesty? Christ."

I think sometimes people are scared of honesty.

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over a year ago

I have a kitten curtain call every morning at 5 a.m.

He stands on my breasts and nose nudges me until I relent and get up to feed the cute adorable little fecker!

Brilliant, my kitten disguise is working........

*nuzzles breasts.....

I smell a rat...."

Kitten. You smell a kitten.

Purrrrrrrrrr.

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